Chapter 78 Invincible Mouth Pants Delicate Cucumber
When Li Jiaren saw this handsome face with familiar white hair again, he was stunned and flashed with surprise, and then immediately jumped up.
Then, a woman's surprised voice sounded: "Ah... Who are you, who are you?"
This voice did not come from Li Jiaren's voice, but from behind Shan Yun. When he turned around, he realized the current embarrassing situation.
There are still people in Li Jiaren's room, who are women, and they are beautiful women. Melon seed face, willow leaf eyebrows, face like spring peach, pure as summer berries. The woman's clothes were weak, obviously because she was scared when she saw a living person crawling out of the shadow.
Shan Yun was slightly stunned, and then looked at Li Jiaren and found that the girl was sitting like a cold man, with a big horse golden knife, with no intention of explaining for herself. Then he turned his head and looked at the woman's eyes looking at Li Jiaren. Shan Yun seemed to understand something in his heart.
So, this guy picked up the chair beside Li Jiaren and sat down, covered his salted pig's hand on Li Jiaren's hand, which was putting in the teacup, and then smiled at the woman and said, "Little sister, who do you think I am?"
Li Jiaren raised his eyebrows, raised his hand, and suddenly became angry: "You bastard, didn't you see that I was on a blind date? What are you messing with?"
"Ha ha, blind date?" Shan Yun didn't say much, but just made a cute look, and the salted pig's hand naturally hung down and put it on Li Jiaren's lap.
"Brother, what the hell is going on? Who the hell is he?"
Li Jiaren was questioned by the beauty opposite again, but she didn't seem to care at all. She just snorted, and a few angry sparks spewed out of her nostrils, and she was even more angry with Shan Yun: "He? It's just an asshole whose conscience fed the animals. I don't know why he suddenly came out. It's really abominable!"
"Ha ha..." Shan Yun continued to look like a "hehe" god, and then simply said, "I know I'm wrong!"
Li Jiaren seemed to vent at this time. She grabbed Shan Yun's shoulder with both hands and shook it like a medicine sieve: "You bastard, just say something wrong. At the beginning, you bastard died, and I shed a few tears for you. Can you return it now? You are so handsome now. You have become the master of the world and completely leave me behind. Now you know that you will come back to see me? It's late, brother. I'm going on a blind date now. I'm going to get married. Take a ladle to catch the tears!"
"Oh, blind date, continue, it doesn't matter, you continue..." Shanyun looks like a cute mythical beast.
Li Jiaren did not collapse, but the woman in front of him collapsed. With a brush, she pulled out a three-foot green front, and shouted angrily at Shan Yun's neck, "Where did the evil come from? Where did you come from and where did you go!"
Shan Yun touched the tip of the sword with his hand, looked afraid of Li Jiaren, and said, "Ah, it's so scary."
The woman finally seemed to be unable to help but look at the tip of the sword and the edge of the sword. It seemed that she really wanted to cut Shanyun off.
Shan Yun didn't frown, because Li Jiaren stretched out two slender fingers and clamped the blade of the sword. He seemed dissatisfied and said, "Izumo, this is my place. If you want to kill, I have to kill."
In fact, this is already reprimanding. The girl named Izumo in front of her is not a big-minded type. There is a consterren in front of her, but she also knows that the cute mythical beast she is going to kill seems to have something to do with the brother in front of her.
However, she was more curious: "Who is he? Why is he here when you come on a blind date with me?
Li Jiaren replied coldly, "My blind date with you is what my father meant, not me. You don't have to worry about my business. You can go back first.
"No, I must take care of it. Where did the bastard come from? Take your hand off the leg of the beautiful brother. Is that the place you can put it?" The girl from Izumo stared angrily and sent her anger to the mountain cloud.
"Well, introduce..." Shan Yun was still a cute mythical beast. He took his hand and then put it in front of his nose and smelled it.
"Shameful, hateful, hateful!" The girl from Izuyun vomited three times in a row, and six words could not accurately describe her current mood. Seeing that Li Jiaren still did not respond, she left directly and angrily, and even didn't want the sword she had pulled out.
Shan Yun took the sword from Li Jiaren's fingers and flicked it with his fingertips. The sword body made a soft sound. He sighed, "Yo, the sword is quite good, a sacred weapon!"
After saying that, he touched it with his hand, and the power of Xuanhuang sealed the sword. The body of the sword sounded sadly, and the spirituality of the original owner on the sword was directly extinguished.
Li Jiaren put her hands on her chest and was furious: "I said, is it too much for you to do this?"
"No, she wants to rob my woman. I treat her like this because she is not bad. Moreover, I have a lot to say to you, but I can't let outsiders listen to it. Shan Yun took it for granted, called out Xuan, and directly used the sword as a snack for him. "However, I really know I'm wrong. I sincerely came to ask you for forgiveness."
"Oh, tell me, what's wrong with you?"
Shan Yun touched his forehead and said, "Oh, in fact, I can't figure out what's wrong with me!"
"Bastard, do you still say you're wrong? Hypocrisy!" The beautiful woman finally roared.
"Ha ha, although I can't figure out what's wrong, the angry expression on your face clearly says the word "you're wrong". Of course I'm wrong. How can it be good?"
"Get out of here, you're just writing on your face..." The anger on the beauty's face dissipated a lot, and she replied disdainfully.
Shan Yun hugged Li Jiaren's fragrant shoulder and said warmly, "Poor guy, you are angry. Are you in a better mood?"
"Humph!" Li Jiaren put his head on the other side, "You hateful guy, you know how to coax people and know I'm angry, so you put your face over and let me hit you? However, you don't look at what I'm doing. They are on a blind date. Do you understand blind date? If it were for other people, they would definitely chew their tongues outside, saying that my first beautiful man actually likes masculine or something..."
"It's better to say it, because it won't be long before I will let you show your daughter's body, and you don't have to do blind dates and other things that embarras you." Shan Yun said gently, " By the way, do you still remember our agreement? When we were alone, you showed me by your daughter. Now that I hold you, I feel nauseous!"
The light of the rune flashed, and the beautiful woman turned back to a girl's appearance. She stared at Shan Yun stubbornly, and then said, "Well, I'm not angry now, and you don't have to act cute with me. In fact, I also know that there is a reason why you haven't been here all the time. The transportation is inconvenient and untimely, right? It's just that I couldn't help being angry before, because you didn't know how many tears you cheated when I heard the news that you died in the lower world! Now these are just the interest collected for those tears, which is light.
"I know, so I'm very cooperative, isn't it? If you want to hit my left face, I will never put my right face in front of you.
"Well, I know you're good. If you're not good, I won't like you."
"It seems that you want me to be responsible for you!" Shan Yun gently retorted, and then said, "By the way, what's wrong with your blind date? Knowing that it is impossible, you can't be responsible for others, and you still flirt with the ignorant girl's heart. Isn't that good?
"Well, I just think it's boring here, so I'll play it! Who asked you not to take me to play and let me be so idle and have nothing to do?
"This... It doesn't seem to be your style, does it? Peerless beauty, you are not a person who likes to play with other people's feelings?
"You know this... In fact, I'm just helpless about this!"
"Is it your father who forced you? This old man..."
"Where do you want to go? My father won't do such a thing! In fact, it's just that Izumo chased me too hard, and her father in the virgin palace also contributed to it, which made me so embarrassed.
"Oh, I understand... When you are a man, you are handsome and fascinated thousands of girls. You can't help it, can't you?
"Oh, how do you know? Sometimes it's too handsome. It's really an annoyance.
The cute mythical beast Shan Yun said narcissisticly, "Of course I know, because I often have this kind of trouble."
"Get out... It's so funny to brag and not to make a draft. Li Jiaren smiled and turned the anger just now into obsession. He hooked Shan Yun's shoulders with both hands and said, "This time you come, I won't let you go. Take me wherever you want to play. I'm bored to death these days. In addition to practice, the old man in the family is fierce.
Shanyun explored a little and found that Li Jiaren had the strength of the peak of the divine emperor and was almost close to the realm of the divine emperor. He laughed and said, "Your old man is so conscientious. He really envies the dead brother. After not seeing you for a year, you will be promoted from the divine level to the age of the queen of God. If you say it, you really want to envy the people in the world."
"Don't mention it. I was trained as an heir by my father. I have simply become a medicine stove, and all kinds of natural resources and treasures are stuffed into me. Am I a lot fat now? Whoo-hoo..."
"Gaga, let me give you a physical examination with my own hands... Yo, the duckling is indeed much fatter. It has been filled into a fat duck.
Li Jiaren decisively grabbed the salted pig's hand and stared at it with white eyes: "It's nameless. You don't take advantage of me."
Shan Yun was slightly stunned, but he still couldn't help teasing and said, "Yo, beauty, what are you talking about? We have all slept in the same bed and been caught and raped. Now we are so different."
Li Jiaren frowned again, and his cheeks bulged angrily, "It's not you. At that time, I didn't know anything. I don't know how much I was taken advantage of by you. Now that I think about it, my intestines are regretful. Well, it's disgusting..."
"If you regret it, you will regret it. What's disgusting? Oh, old husband and wife, make a fuss!"
"What kind of old husband and wife? Is it better to be Huanghua's daughter?"
"Yellow flower daughter? It seems that it should be called cucumber daughter.
"What is a cucumber daughter?"
"Oh, isn't the daughter who specializes in gnawing cucumbers?"
"Gluting cucumbers?" The beautiful woman's eyes widened and opened her mouth wide, as if she remembered something, and then shook her head decisively and said, "What's the matter with gnawing cucumbers? Why don't I remember?"
This is pretending to be stupid, but half of the red glow on her face has betrayed her naked.
"Wait..." Shan Yun turned over his space ring for a while, and then found a pair of trousers worn in his youth. This trousers were sealed by Shan Yun with the power of shadow, so it still remains as they were at that time. "Ha ha, peerless beauty, maybe you may not remember this pair of trousers, but on this pair of trousers You don't remember this circle watermark, do you? Tut, this is the proof that you gnaw cucumbers. Fortunately, I was clever at that time. I knew that you would deny it at this time, so I left the evidence... Gaga, I'm really wise and martial!"
"I..." Li Jiaren was speechless. It happened many years ago, and the soul in front of her actually put down such an old condom. In order to preserve the same old girl's integrity, Li Jiaren decisively wanted to grab the physical evidence and then prepared to tear it up.
Unfortunately, Shan Yun prevented this early and had received the evidence in the space ring in advance.
Li Jiaren was ashamed and angry, and she didn't care about integrity. She pinched someone's key: "Soul Dan, give me that trousers quickly, or be careful of your delicate cucumber."