Chapter 231 Be a prostitute and don't pay for it
At this time, the little nightingale turned sideways, covered her eyes with her hands, blushed, and complained, "Sister, you are really, do it without telling me!"
Obviously, how can Huanghua's daughter adapt to the eunuch who covered her crotch while rolling and howling, and the "sausage" that fell to the ground?
Eagle's ambition is also Huanghua's daughter, but her domineeringness directly ignored all this and said, "What is this? Isn't it just a few bloody loachs?"
Then, she seemed to think that the eunuchs around her were too noisy. She waved the moon wheel in her hand and said angrily, "Scream again, I'll let you swallow all these little loach."
Shanyun was really shocked this time. Under the invincible domineering shock of women, he almost fell down. He finally realized that this woman is more man than a man, and she is a real iron-blooded man. Looking at those shining bloody moon blades, he subconsciously covered his crotch, afraid that his "little loach" would be separated from his flesh and blood.
The little nightingale simply turned around and pouted helplessly, looking like a cute little sister. Shan Yun looked at the little nightingale being disgusted, and couldn't help but feel disgusted with the eagle's ambition.
He suggested beside Eagle Ambition: "I don't think they will eat this kind of hairy thing. Or, if you bake these things on the fire, maybe they will eat them.
The eagle's ambition was really disgusting. He frowned and said, "Bastard, do you think this is roasting sausage?"
"Your description is quite appropriate. Why don't I roast it for you? It is said that this thing is a great tonic!" Shan Yun's face was full of smiles, like a cute cat with a smiling face mask.
Eagle's ambition covered his chest, as if he wanted to vomit. He waved a feather fan in his right hand, directly fanned all the things on the ground dozens of meters away, and then gritted his teeth and said, "Don't waste time. We'd better save all the suffering women here quickly!"
Women are changing the topic, and Shan Yun doesn't care. He waved his hand and said, "The rest of the women are prostitutes and are receiving guests. If we want to save them all, we will have to fight with real guns. At that time, it will definitely attract the attention of the dark trade union."
"Is there no other way?" The eagle's ambition asked.
Shan Yun touched his chin with his hand, thought for a moment, and said, "What if there is a way? There is no other way but to pretend to be a prostitute.
"Oh? You are very experienced!" The eagle's ambition was cold and sarcastic.
Shan Yun felt that he had suffered a great injustice and cried, "My wife, conscience of heaven and earth, I have never been to a brothel, and I am still a pure cucumber man!"
"Huh, did you say that's it? What do you use to prove it?" The Ambition of the Eagle shook his eyes and said.
The little nightingale laughed and seemed to be amused.
Shan Yun's helplessness. Men and women are different. This chastity has no anti-counterfeiting logo, and it can't be distinguished from fake sex at all.
"Okay, then I won't be a prostitute. Let you do it!" Shan Yun was so angry that he decided to quit.
However, this is not difficult to defeat the eagle's ambition. She said confidently, "I'll come, I'll come. What's the big deal!"
After saying that, she took out the mask of the demon god, shot a light at the mountain cloud, and then turned herself into the shape of a mountain cloud. She turned around and appreciated herself: "If the gossip news of the King of Ink goes to the brothel tomorrow, will it cause a small sensation in the twelve worlds?"
"Honey, don't you trap me in injustice? Can't you pretend to be someone else's? Is this revenge in public? Shan Yun complained.
"Well, do you think there are any other men here?"
Shanyun is speechless. There is really only one man here, and the rest are eunuchs. He said helplessly, "Then you have to put on makeup at least, right? If it is really recognized, my reputation in this life will be ruined.
"Forget it, do you really think you are a big shot? I'm not going to prostitute with the words Wu Shanyun on my forehead. Who do you really think will recognize your appearance?
"Well, I hope so..." Shan Yun had no choice. He thought that in any case, he had to get the mask of the demon god back first. If this woman is interested again and does bad things in her own way, she can't tell even if she has a mouth!
However, this did not give up the eagle's ambition. The girl stretched out her hand to him and looked like she wanted something!
"What do you want? Isn't this enough?"
Eagle's ambition said solemnly, "What nonsense? Of course it's the money. I'll go to prostitute for you. Do I have to pay for whoring?"
There was a black line on Shanyun's forehead, thinking that this was the magic logic. He carried the risk that he might be found to prostitute, and he had to bleed and sacrifice the white stone coins?
Well, Shan Yun knew that he had been deceived, so he could only obediently offer a crystal card of 500,000 divine stone coins.
Eagle's Ambition brushed the crystal card sensor and said, "That's it? It's not enough at all!"
"500,000? Not enough? Do you really regard me as a local rich man? Grab. Robbery?"
Eagle's ambition smiled and said, "I'm the king of the ink now. How can I be so stingy later? Besides, I'm not just one. How can this 500,000 yuan be enough?
Shan Yun felt that he should not be like a woman, and directly threw a 5 billion crystal card.
This time, the woman didn't say that she didn't have enough money. She just put away the crystal card and said with a smile, "I'll give you another task. You can save all the poor women who are receiving guests!"
"Ah?" Shan Yun was hit by both spirit and money. He said angrily, "This job is not very difficult. In such a large holiday camp, it costs thousands of prostitutes who are picking up guests without tens of thousands. Do you want me to do it alone? After I finished bleeding, I was asked to work hard. Are you really your husband and I am an animal?
"What's so difficult? Soon, knock out the prostitute from behind and then drag the woman away?" Eagle's ambition didn't care, "You have to do this job. Don't you think you're so self-contained? Not to mention ten thousand, even hundreds of thousands of women are waiting for you to save. Our King of Ink is not at all, is it?
"Spit-up? I'm not the only one with a split.
"Oh? Xiaoying also has the ability to split up. Do you mean that you want Xiaoying to do it?
This completely blocked Shan Yun's mouth. The little nightingale was already too shy to look at the "little loach" all over the ground. She wanted her to go to the prostitute to watch the live broadcast. Even if the little nightingale was willing, Shanyun was unwilling.
Seeing that Shan Yun set out depressedly and went to knock on the stick, the two sisters hugged each other and laughed.
Then the eagle's ambition also began to work. She domineeringly put the crystal card of 5 billion divine stone coins in front of the old woman, and then told her that she was going to entertain her brothers for a free night and asked her to call all the girls.
With the power of the divine stone coin, it makes this much simpler. Without shocking the camp guards, the Eagle's Ambition did everything. He also took back the crystal card of the five billion stone coins from the old pimp and stuffed it into his pocket with a smile, which was another benefit at night.
Shanyun took a lot of effort to finish all the guys. He disdained to do this kind of untechnical work. He used the magic method to make the prostitutes dizzy. Although this is a cannon to hit mosquitoes and kill chickens with a cow knife, there is nothing he can do about this kind of thing!
After touching the sweat on his forehead and meeting the two girls, Shan Yun said, "Next, what are you going to do?"
According to his idea, it seems that he should do some obscene things on Jiandao, such as moving a toilet into the room of the president of the trade union and installing a bomb. As soon as the poor president appears, he blows up the toilet, which can't hurt people and can disgust people to death.
Eagle Ambition said, "I still know a few dark union industries. We finally found an opportunity, so let's get them all together!"
Shan Yun suddenly asked doubtfully, "How do you know so much?"
"My magic trick is to know so much. What do you think?" Eagle Ambition shook her feather fan and said.
"Oh? Can you do a clever trick? Well, honey, what color of underwear I'm wearing today? Mountain clouds are obscene.
Poo!
The little nightingale smiled again and pointed to Shan Yun and said, "You are so bad."
Eagle Zhiwang rolled his eyes, stretched out his middle finger to the man, and said, "Go to hell, asshole!"
Shan Yun said proudly, "Well, I know why you know so much about the dark union."
"Oh?"
"Obviously, wife, you have worked with the Dark Union, right?" Shan Yun said confidently, "I just remembered that the sister of Yi Thief, Yi Xiaodai, seemed to have been caught by a circle of dark union robbers and imprisoned in the dark forest in the Asura Kingdom of the Dragon Spirit World, right?"
"Oh? Did the easy theft machine even tell you about this?
Shan Yun reminded, "Hey hey, in this world, who can save people from your nest so easily?"
Eagle's ambition immediately understood and said, "You damn bastard, it turned out that you ruined my good deeds. It was easy to steal and almost gave in..."
The little nightingale also said, "You are really enemies! I didn't expect to meet you at that time!"
Shanyun secretly sent an autumn spinach to the little nightingale, and then played with the taste: "Honey, don't you think you use the little confusion to threaten his brother to steal the machine. Even if the machine is easy to give in, he can sincerely do things for your magic?"
Eagle's Ambition sneered and said, "There's nothing we can do about it. Who said that the easy-to-piracy machine guy can't get in? Only his sister is the only person he cares about most, and I can only use this as an article. As for whether the easy-to-theft machine is really intended to make suggestions for the magic domain, this is the second. The key is that the easy-to-theft machine is not used by the glorious divine kingdom... I'm very calculating, but I didn't expect to make you cheaper in the end! Speaking of which, we are really enemies! As for me, it is not surprising that I cooperate with the dark union, because it is normal for me to come from the dark hell and have contact with the people of the dark union. Moreover, a lot of business in Moyu is also out of sight. It is not convenient for us to do it, so we can leave it to the dark union, a group of people who have no bottom line.
"Oh? I'm curious!" Shanyun held his chin and looked at the eagle's ambition and said, "Honey, can you tell me that you are from the dark continent. After the awakening of reincarnation, why don't you trample on the male players on Jian Island, but run to the neutral island to fight against the old guy Cui Niu?"
"Well, say you're shameless, and you're ignorant again!" Eagle Ambition smiled and said, "Those guys on Sword Island are all death row prisoners and prisoners of war. Because there is no sustenance in life, they do all kinds of evil here. I'm a serious human being. How can I be with that group of aliens?
With such a few words, the eagle's ambition got rid of himself and the dark union. But! Speaking of which, she was suspected of the dark union of crossing the river and tearing down the bridge. After taking advantage of others, she stabbed people in the back. This is also the character of eagle's ambition!