Chapter 257 I only help this, the rest is by myself

When Xing Xie said this, he shrugged his waist one after the other, imitating Shan Yun's movements. Everyone could see the obscene meaning of his movements.

Even the powerful man-in-law, Li Jiaren, couldn't stand it and sighed in his heart, why did Shanyun know so many obscene guys?

Shanyun felt so humiliated that he really began to "force" and finally broke three balloons made of special materials. Li Jiaren twisted his little waist and felt that his little waist was about to break. He couldn't help complaining, "What crooked idea are you thinking? It's okay to play tricks on people. Are you still so tired?"

Liu Xiu said at this time, "Then let me play a game that is not tiring. This game is very simple."

After saying that, Liuxiu took out a red apple from the fruit basket, and then took out a thread to hang the apple. This game is obvious, that is, the couple eat apples together, which tests their ability to cooperate.

Li Jiaren was full of confidence in this game and said, "It's just eating apples. OK, this game is simple."

"Simple is simple, but the requirement is to eat this apple at all!" Liu Xiu smiled and said that her purpose was to make Shan Yun and the girl kiss on the spot after eating the apples.

Shanyun couldn't help laughing and said, "Look, your woman doesn't have a fuel-efficient lamp!"

Jang Ye fought back and said, "Isn't it just a kiss in public? Kiss and you won't get pregnant!"

If you can get pregnant with a kiss, no one dares to speak loudly, and a little saliva may cause a big deal.

Li Jiaren began to be full of confidence, but when she really ate the apple, she found that it was not the same thing. The apple was round, and the two did not cooperate well. The apple always rotated.

"Shan Yun, can't you open your mouth a little?" Li Jiaren complained.

Shan Yun's spirit said, "Don't worry, wife, the more anxious these guys are, the more they look at jokes. Wait a minute, I'll bite the apple with my teeth first. You eat it, eat a little, you bite it again, and then I'll eat it.

The clever man can eat everywhere. After a while, Li Jiaren ate the first bite of the apple. After a hole, the next thing was much easier.

As everyone wished, the two ate the last apple and then kissed.

When it was Shiyin's turn, Shiyin smiled and said, "I don't need it. You see, Shanyun already knows the trick of eating apples."

Xing Xie directly clicked out the thought of Shiyin and said, "Sister-in-law, you are not shy to kiss on the spot, are you?"

"That's not true. It's just a trick to watch twice. There's nothing new, is it?" Shiyin argued wisely.

The ghost turned his eyes and said, "Well, I'll play a different trick. I'll still come. Sister Shiyin, you can't avoid it."

Shan Yun asked curiously, "What do you say?"

"It's very simple. Go to your new house. Sister Shiyin is lying **. You do push-ups on your stomach, do a kiss, and do nine in a row, which means forever. What do you think?"

After the ghost finished speaking, everyone cheered, and Shan Yun could only shake his head helplessly.

Everyone gathered and came to the newlyweds "bridal chamber". The most conspicuous thing there was a big bed. Not to mention three people, even if there were twice as many people, they could sleep. Obviously, this bed is specially customized for Shan Yun.

Shiyin lay on **, and Shanyun kissed her nine times in a row. Finally, Shanyun looked like "physically exhausted" and pressed on Shiyin.

Chunchun proposed, "I also said my tricks, and I promise I won't embarrass you. To put it simply, it is to cover the eyes of the clouds and let the night monitor him and cheat with the shadow split. There are ten girls here, let him find you from us. The restriction is that he can only touch his face. If he finds the wrong one, we will punish him.

Shiyin smiled and said, "You are still pure. You are the purest. Everyone else has learned it badly."

Ten girls sat in a row, and Shan Yun was also blindfolded under the close supervision of the night.

As a result, Shan Yun didn't even need to touch his face. He called out the names of the girls one by one, but he didn't call them wrong.

October shouted, "This guy is not cheating, is he? Or who told him?"

He shook his head lazily and said, "Little horse monkey, Shan Yun didn't cheat. He relies on his real ability."

Xing Xie immediately reacted and said, "It seems that you have learned the method of smelling fragrance and knowing women passed down by the master!" In this way, as long as we smell it, we can remember the smell of women.

Shan Yun is very familiar with the taste of ten girls, because eight of the ten girls are the daughter-in-law of the night. The night is familiar with his daughter-in-law, and Shan Yun is naturally familiar with it.

Jiang Ye shouted, "You're welcome. Use any insidious and dirty moves. After this village, there will be no such store."

When night said this, everyone jumped up enthusiastically. October raised their hands and said, "Well, I have an ideas. However, I want to borrow the bride's high heels.

"High heels?" As soon as Shan Yun heard the word, he felt that there was a conspiracy.

Sure enough, this is a conspiracy against him. In October, he took a high-heeled shoe from Shiyin and Li Jiaren's feet, and then poured wine to let Shanyun drink it down.

Shan Yun's face became aggrieved and said, "Look, I've been drinking all night, and now I'm almost drunk. Auntie October, don't make things difficult for me.

October retorted: "Are you saying that you can't drink well, or are you worried about the feet in the bride's high-heeled shoes?"

Li Jiaren, a girl, has a crazy habit. At this time, she said, "Don't worry, I have the habit of washing my feet. I washed them the day before yesterday."

"The day before yesterday? What about yesterday?" Shan Yun rolled his eyes and was a little speechless about this sloppy girl.

"Can you guess?"

"Don't guess. I just drink it. It hurts my feelings if I don't guess it." The mountain clouds have no choice.

Gollum, the wine with two high-heeled shoes will be drunk soon. If you talk about the amount of alcohol, this kind of wine is really nothing in the eyes of Shanyun.

October shouted loudly, and then said, "Our female compatriots, I wish the two brides to live on the man's face in the future. Hey, be the master of the family."

Shan Yun smiled bitterly and said, "Jiang Ye, it seems that Lord October has been stepping on your face to live? I really sympathize with you. I don't know what the thunder will be like by the Queen.

"Well, you don't have to worry about it. You'd better worry about the next play! Wife, keep up the good work. Is there any trick?" Jiang Ye Dao.

Gonu has been thinking. Now he raised his hand and said, "I'll do it, I'll do it!"

She took out a wine bottle. The mouth of the bottle was quite small. Then she poured out the wine inside and inserted a chopstick in it. The chopsticks were specially handled by Gonu, which was only a little higher than the wine bottle.

"Okay, brides and groom, you have to work together with your tongue to get these chopsticks out of the wine bottle." Ginu said, "This is called adding chopsticks. If you add it, you can have a child as soon as possible."

Obviously, this test requires profound "tongue skills", and the bride and groom must kiss indirectly.

Li Jiaren had the experience of eating apples with Shanyun and took the initiative to say, "I'll come!"

Jing Ye joked, "So, do you really want to have a baby?"

Li Jiaren stamped her foot and said, "I just have experience in eating apples. Where do you think you are?"

Next, Li Jiaren and Shan Yun's nose to nose, eyes to eyes, tongue to tongue, and began to lick out the chopsticks. This game can't help but test the cooperation between husband and wife, and it is extremely drooling. When I add chopsticks, I have kissed many times. However, with the cooperation of the two, it took five minutes for both of them to lick the six chopsticks in the bottle.

"Woman, do you have any other tricks? Come on? Whose turn is it this time? Jiang Ye asked.

There is no move, only the dance clothes and Angie. The two girls are not wild types.

Angie's trick is to ask the groom to say the nicknames of a hundred brides, which should be crowned with the word "darling".

At the beginning, Shan Yun said a lot to Shiyin, such as beauty, baby, heart, intimate cotton-padded jacket, confidant, slipped out of the carriage like running a train. But after saying fifty or sixty, he finally began to be poor. Then all kinds of messy names began to appear, such as the little stars, the dear moon, the sun, the sky, the sea, the clouds, and even the wind and snow. At the time of the last few names, Shan Yun even ran out of these elegant words, so he began to scan the room and replace them with what he could see. For example, dear big bed, this is reasonable, because the big bed has a little connection with the lover, but dear table, dear stool is far away. Finally, even the table and stool were finished and held to the ninety-ninth. Shanyun thought for a long time, and finally said to Shiyin affectionately, "Dear toilet!"

Everyone laughed, and Shiyin could only roll her eyes. She couldn't find the similarities between herself and the toilet at all.

If Angie is kind, the dance dress is elegant. Her topic is to let the husband and wife sing three songs. This topic is really too easy for the time-tested Shan Yun. He usually has had a lot of "practice" with Shiyin.

However, if you play three times, it will be different. Speaking of which, Sancai looks serious on the surface, but he is actually a sultry man, which is known from his title. Sancai's requirement is to fix the two bananas on Shanyun's waist, and then let Shiyin and Li Jiaren eat these two bananas at the same time.

No matter how pure the two girls are, they can also feel the obscene meaning. However, under the encouragement and shouting of everyone, they couldn't eat. The two cherry mouths bit the bananas at the same time. In the eyes of the men, Brother Shanyun is really lucky tonight.

Xing Xie has always been known for being insidious and obscene. At this time, he will definitely not let Shanyun go. His final question is naturally the most challenging.

This guy asked Shan Yun to take off his coat, and then bring a piece of cake, which was glued to Shan Yun's face, neck, chest and ribs.

"Okay, two sisters-in-law, your task is to eat all these cakes! Attention, at the same time!" Xing Xie said.

Li Jiaren spit out her tongue, and Shiyin rolled her eyes.

"This is not eating cake. It's obviously licking cake!" Li Jiaren smiled bitterly and said, "I've been eating all night, and I can't even hold it."

"This licking character works well. In fact, I wanted your man to strip off, but I'm afraid it will scare you, so forget it." Xing Xie said with an obscene smile.

Being forced to do nothing, the two had to lick Shan Yun's face left and right. Get up.

Just licked it, and Li Jiaren suddenly said uneasy, "You lazy, did you take a shower yesterday?"

Shan Yun smiled and said, "Don't worry, I washed it the day before yesterday. Didn't you and Shiyin still praise me for the fragrance of flowers?"

The word the day before yesterday was returned to the beauty for free by Shanyun. The two girls licked all the way. They are the most loving when they lick their faces, the sexiest when they lick their necks, and the most embarrassing when they lick their chests. After licking, Shan Yunxin said that he didn't have to take a shower today. It was all clean.

The two girls thought it was over, but they didn't expect that Xingxie was playing Two Cities and said, "No, where is this? After the bride kisses the groom, the groom will naturally kiss the bride.

Shan Yun stared and said angrily, "Little star, do you want my wife to leave?"

Xiao Xingxing smiled and said, "Brother, how dare you? This time, I didn't eat cake, but big meat buns. Each of the two sisters-in-law took a big meat bun and put it on their chest. What you want to do is to eat the stuffed buns in the big meat buns with one mouth.

Shan Yun understood the meaning inside and couldn't help saying, "Xiao Xingxing, you are so obscene and extremely obscene."

When the two brides pinched two big bulging meat buns and put them on their chests, their faces were full of embarrasment. Especially when men start to eat steamed buns, they will feel the same, as if the steamed buns are not steamed buns, and the stuffed buns are not steamed buns.

After swallowing four steamed bun stuffing, Shan Yun praised and said, "To be honest, it tastes good!"

The two brides rolled their eyes again!

Jang Ye rubbed his hands and said, "Well, it's finally my turn to go out. As the finale man, I'm going to kill you three in seconds."

Shan Yun said curiously, "Oh? What's the second kill method?"

"It's very simple. The three of you are lying **, hiding in the quilt, and then take off your clothes one by one from the inside, and throw them one by one. I'll pay for a piece of ten trillion stone coins!" Jiang Ye's domineering spirit was exposed and continued, "Then, who can grab these thrown clothes? If we grab one, we can also get a trillion stone coin reward. What do you think?"

There must be a brave man under the reward, not to mention this kind of noisy bridal chamber.

Shiyin originally wanted to hold on for a while, but Li Jiaren immediately surrendered to Shenshi Coin and said, "Oye, including socks, I have worn a full eleven pieces. Can I earn a hundred trillion now?"

Shan Yun originally wanted to refuse with "indeede for the wind", but there was a little traitor betrayed in his camp. However, it is also a good thing for the two girls to take off their clothes in the quilt, which saves him a lot of effort.

"For convenience, adhering to the purpose of men and women matching and not being tired of work, the groom helps the bride take off her clothes, and then the bride helps the groom take off her clothes. What do you think?" Jiang Ye exited again.

The response was naturally full of laughter, and everyone agreed.

"Okay, let's turn off the lights first, give the bride and groom some of their own space, and then everyone retreat ten meters away." Jiang Ye said, "You can't start to grab them until the bride and groom throws their clothes."

At first, it was okay. They threw only two bride's socks, white gloves and so on. The girls didn't feel embarrassed. On the contrary, the guys who robbed things below used their own means. For the sake of the divine stone coins, the eight immortals crossed the sea to show their magical power.

In order to grab clothes, Gonu released her group of bat puppets for peeping. These bat puppets fly extremely fast and are very convenient to grab things in the air.

Liu Xiu used her good time spells. No matter how fast the bat puppet flew, there was nothing she could do.

Pure action is also extremely sharp. She uses the split of the wind to match the space skill of the night elf. As long as the clothes are touched by the split of the wind, it will be taken away by her space skill.

October is the most straightforward, using the top body method directly, like a swimming fish in the lake, twisting its body and reaching the air.

"Yo, this sock is mine!"

"This coat is mine."

"This pair of trousers belongs to me. Unfortunately, the trousers have two legs, can't they be divided into two clothes?"

......

Three people, with more than 30 clothes on their bodies, twelve people are divided, and almost each person can get two or three pieces.

Shan Yun suddenly said, "Okay, the next few things, the man stands aside, and the girl can only grab it."

"Why pinch?" Xing Xie asked.

"No, that's what I said!"

Shan Yun pinched a mask with a faint fragrance in his hand. Of course, he didn't want Xing Xie. Lei Ming and these obscene guys grabbed it!

After a while, the girls cheered, and the people who grabbed the bride's close-fitting clothes said they wanted to cherish it.

In fact, in the whole process, the most exciting thing is Brother Shan Yun. He picks up Shiyin into a bare lamb one by one. His ten fingers are in close contact with the beauty's body. Although it's just like leaving, he is not really ecstasy, but it is also abnormal **.

However, Shanyun deliberately put away the last dress on Shiyin.

In the process of undressing the girls, Shan Yun was also the process of checking the bodies of the girls with his own hands. He found that Li Jiaren's body was hot, while Shiyin's body was as soft as jade, and Li Jiaren's skin was slippery. It is extremely tender and curvy, but Shiyin's skin is extremely delicate, as if it can pinch out water.

And the girls helped him take off his clothes, which was also a very enjoyable process. He is like a king serving. The beauties around him are not competing, not noisy, and some are just shy and a trace of cowardice.

Shan Yun threw out the last thing on his body and was pocketed by the night, saving a trillion crystal coins. He shouted, "Well, the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber. Shan Yun, I can only help you get here. The rest is up to you!"

Shan Yun understood that he wanted to make a left and right hug for himself. He was so moved that he wanted to cry.