Chapter 10 Don't envy me. I'm just a legend

Xuan laughed and said, " boss, you mean that beautiful women are like flowers. You have to transplant all the flowers into your back garden... Tut-tut, the girls in reality are in danger when you travel through time.

When Wu Shanyun spoke just now, he felt something in his mouth. Although he couldn't see his fingers at this time, his hands still groped in the dark to see what the thing was at his mouth.

"Huh... What is this?" Wu Shanyun pinched something like a stick and asked curiously.

"Since you have become a fireman, let me see if there is anything that can shine?"

Xuan said to himself, explored the body, and finally found the basic function of the searchlight robot.

As soon as the light lit, first Wu Shanyun shouted, and then Xuan shouted. The former was panicked, and the latter was surprised, but the voice was quite loud.

The reason why Wu Shanyun shouted was that when the light was shining, he found that the so-called stick in his hand was actually a dead man's broken arm. What was just now on his mouth was actually the dead man's finger. At the same time, under the searchlight, Wu Shanyun suddenly felt like he was in the Shura field. As a human body, he quickly reacted and wanted to vomit. In front of us is a large room of more than 200 square meters. The walls and floor are made of steel. There are piles of dead people and all kinds of parts. Unexpectedly, he came back from the pile of corpses, which was an unacceptable horror for Wu Shanyun for a while.

After patting his chest, Wu Shanyun calmed down. As a hero of the empire, he quickly overcame this fear. However, Xuan stood up beside him with two machine feet, carrying a dark steel pot, like a robot version of the ninja turtle, but he still kept screaming at this time.

"What's there to be afraid of? In the war in the game world in those years, it was not a sea of corpses and blood. I haven't seen you hum. Now you have to shout. Spring is the same. What are you doing?" Wu Shanyun said in a joking tone.

Xuan stretched out his metal claws and pointed to Wu Shanyun's face and shouted in surprise, " boss, you... Your face..."

Wu Shanyun's ignorance is because he can't see his face. At this time, he supported his hands and said in a chic posture, "How's it going? Is the face that the queen chose for me so handsome that women will scream when they see it? However, this is so handsome that even men will scream when they see it?"

"Big boss, this is no longer a shocking ghost, but a magic work, and it's the most tragic kind." Xuan Man said with a sympathetic face.

With the trust in the queen, Wu Shanyun looked complatic and said, "Ah, is it so handsome? Little turtle, don't envy me. I'm just a legend.

Looking at this scene, Xuan realized that the boss still did not face the reality and fell into his wonderful fantasy. He had to shake his sexy turtle. Head, familiar with the body deformation function of Transformers, call his hand deformation a smooth metal mirror, so that Wu Shanyun can clearly see his dignity.

"Ah..."

Wu Shanyun screamed unexpectedly and then scolded, "Xuan, what kind of broken mirror are you? Are you looking at the demon mirror or the haha mirror? Why did you turn me into a pig's head?"

Being ugly and looking like a mirror, Wu Shanyun still did not find the cruelty of reality. Xuan can only put the metal mirror in his hand bigger and turn the searchlight above his head brighter.

"Ah... Oh!" The voice changed from high to low, and Wu Shanyun's eyes were about to fall down. He pointed to his face and said, "This is really my magic face!"

His head is round and big. Like a washbasin, it is scary enough. The flesh on his face is so fat that he can't open his eyes. His nose is quite long, but there are three terrible sarcomas on it, which is disgusting. As for the face, the drooping degree is more than ten times that of jelly, and the fat is all greasy... With a big mouth and fat ears, this face is really a "ghost" and can only be customized from the Creator.

Then, Wu Shanyun turned around and completely looked up to his 250 catties from the mirror. Suddenly, he felt that life could not bear the weight. His calves could not support such a fat and heavy body, lying on the ground gorgeously, like a meat mountain.

"God, what did I do wrong? Why did I give me a pig's head?"

Wu Shanyun was sad. After excluding the possibility of a wrong birth due to an accidental mistake, the man thought of the wise and great queen. Thinking about the slightly strange laughter when the queen agreed, Wu Shanyun also felt cold on his back when he lay down.

The fact could not be more obvious. I was calculated by the Queen. The fate is so cruel. I don't say that the luck of peach blossoms is okay. When it comes to the luck of peach blossoms, now the luck of peach blossoms has become a negative number. Is it so "I will die before I succeed"? When the heart is higher than the sky, life is thinner than paper!

Look at the environment you traveled through, it's too far from the "Young Master Standard Room" you imagined, isn't it? Auntie Huozhong, just because she asked a wrong question, did she treat the heroes of the empire like this?

The injured heart of Wushanyun came to the final conclusion: a woman is really a terrible animal!

"Big boss, what should we do now?" Xuan explored the cold walls around him for a while, and finally said helplessly.

"What else can I do? It's better to live than to die! At least I have to carry this pig's head and ask the queen what's going on? Wu Shanyun's grief and indignation index is not generally high. " By the way, how about the treasure promised by the untrustworthy queen?"

Xuan took out a pair of black sunglasses, put on and looked around, and said happily, "This thing is more useful than the space telescope you made by yourself. It looks far and clear."

Wu Shanyun wanted to find the "cloth summoning technique" promised by the "deviled queen" in his mind, and found that his head was dizzy, and he actually felt vomiting again. This is a manifestation of mental confusion. Wu Shanyun couldn't help lamenting that this body was really weak enough, and it was really weak.

It was not easy to find the mark of the skill given by the queen, but found that this skill could not be launched directly. It needs to be assisted by using the "quantum telescope". If there is no "quantum telescope" positioning, this superstring replacement is useless. Of course, this is not without benefits, because the energy to launch this technique is also provided by the "quantum telescope" and does not require Wushanyun to provide additional spiritual power or magic.

Wu Shanyun tested the rag on a dead man not far away. Although his head was dizzy, the effect of this summoning was still good.

It seems that in addition to tamping with this "respectful face", the Queen has no other place to lose trust, which makes Wu Shanyun feel better.

As the "hero of the empire", Wu Shanyun has the willpower like Xiaoqiang. Although such a small setback can make him fall, Xiaoqiang finally got up and waved his fist at the ceiling and shouted, "Well, the height is permanent, but the weight is temporary. Damn queen, you can Take away my handsome face, but it can't take away my wisdom. Let's wait and see. I will lose weight, and I will still live a good life.

"Is the height permanent, but the weight temporary? It seems that I also have the possibility to lose weight. Unfortunately, I can't lose weight even if I want to lose weight now. However, boss, you are very ambitious, little turtle, I'm very optimistic about you!" Xuan praised it.

"Uh-huh, I heard that the world's plastic surgery technology is relatively developed. I wonder if I can return a handsome face?"

The turtle ridiculed, "What... Probably, maybe, maybe!"

In fact, the real idea of the little turtle is: boss, plastic surgery or something, at most, you can turn you from a big pig's head to a small pig's head, treat the symptoms but not the root, and if you are done, it will also be exposed to your son's. What's the use of bad genes?

Wu Shanyun didn't know that this turtle was in this ninety-nine's heart. At this time, he was in a much better mood and said to himself, "The technology of plastic surgery with such a scientific and technological content must be very expensive. It seems that I have to work hard to make money... I have to deal with the money first, so that I can have a good face and then deal with the beautiful woman. Originally, I wanted to be next to a little rich woman with a handsome face. Everything was solved. Now there is no hope for this road at all. I'll go..."

For the owner who has the idea of eating softly, the little turtle said that he was under a lot of pressure. He can only be glad that the owner has a pig face, so that his integrity and chastity can be preserved. Then draw a circle to curse those men who have the idea of eating soft rice, and they will have a pig's face in the next life, so that the little white face can be completely eliminated.

While Wu Shanyun was still thinking about the future, the little turtle dragged him back to reality in one sentence.

"Big boss, where the hell are we now? How can we get out?"

Wu Shanyun also wants to know where he is, but now he doesn't even know who he is. I don't know if he has experienced death or for other reasons, the memory of this 250-pound pig brother is messy and disorderly. Except for his fat body, nothing is left for the loser, let alone property. Wu Shanyun doesn't have the life of a young master at all.

His fat pig's hand knocked hard on his forehead, probably treating his forehead as a shell of a light brain, hoping that the machine could operate slightly. However, except for a little dizziness, the forehead only remembered a little bit of extremely sporadic memory.

"It's really a little bad... I only remember that this place is an underground Colosseum belonging to the Beiming family. There are slaves and bals here who are forced to fight with beasts or aliens in the Colosseum, and sometimes they kill their own people. And those citizens with status and status buy tickets to enter the Colosseum and watch slave killings, just like watching animal performances... It seems that they also filmed the whole killing process and transmitted it to the data world through the Internet. Others need to pay a certain amount of virtual currency to watch this kind of video. Shan Yun said intermittently that the more he remembered, the more helpless he felt about his situation.