Chapter 17 I just want to be a person. Why is it so difficult?

Brother Shanyun is not good at using swords, and his attack is not good. If he wants to defeat the rapid beast, he has to think about it from other aspects. After all, Shanyun is not a genius, and he can learn shocking swordsmanship in an afternoon.

Therefore, he can only find a breakthrough from the auxiliary skill attached to his crossing - cloth summoning, to see what this fun and difficult skill can help in actual combat?

For example, when fighting with the opponent, suddenly summoning all the opponent's clothes?

This idea is just a matter of words. In addition to grandstanding, it will only anger the opponent and make yourself more dangerous.

Wu Shanyun, a loser, nibbled at the chicken wings while thinking that this skill was too chicken ribs. Except for the "work" of stealing chickens and dogs, Wu Shanyun couldn't think of any good use on the battlefield.

When he was in a trance, Brother Shanyun happened to see Xiaojiu's younger brother carefully hanging his new clothes on the hanger. The clothes were stolen from the clothing mall with summoning skills. Shan Yun just raised his hand, but Xiao Jiujiu was tight. At this time, he also shook his clothes left and right in front of the mirror. Xiaojiu's unintentional move inspired Wu Shanyun. He suddenly thought that if both sides were hidden on the battlefield and suddenly flew out of a dress, the enemy would definitely be confused and disturbed in a short time.

For this technique, Brother Shanyun gave him the name of the Eight Classics, which is called "Clothing Segregation", which is still of little use to lure the enemy.

However, next, Wu Shanyun just wanted to break his head and couldn't think of any new tricks. The friends on the side, who had a task, went to do the task, and the sick ones were resting. Only Lao Wu was there to mend his big trousers with needles and threads. His embroidery skills were completely different, so he had to find a teacher to teach him. Wu Shanyun also wanted to draw a ladle according to the gourd to find inspiration from Lao Wu's mending his trousers, but when he thought of his brain pain, he only wanted to come up with some lax tricks to summon the enemy's underwear to the enemy's mouth. Except for disgusting people, there was no serious use.

Because the sea of Qi was destroyed and the sea of knowledge was robbed, Wushan Yunshan Yunge's spirit and physical strength became very poor. He wiped out more than a dozen chicken wings, a few chicken legs, a bowl of packaged sour and spicy noodles, and did not add much physical strength to the loser. Soon he fell asleep. The character is so bad that he will stuff his teeth when he drinks cold water. The loser threw the chicken leg bone casually and threw it into the leftover hot and sour noodle soup. A drop of oil splashed oil entered Brother Shanyun's eyes. The loser subconsciously rubbed it with his hand. As a result, there was more oil on his hands, and the more he rubbed, the more miserable it became.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Lao Wu cared about Tao.

"Damn it, Lao Wu, hand me a piece of paper, and my eyes are in it."

After wiping it with a paper towel for a long time, Wu Shanyun recovered and was really unhappy. However, looking at the paper towel in his hand, he was suddenly stunned and thought that he had been doing articles with cloth before. How could he forget the paper, and other sheet-like things, such as leaves, could be summoned with cloth and paper summoning.

At this time, it was really a blessing in disguise. Wu Shanyun soon thought of a trick: this hot and sour noodle soup makes my eyes so uncomfortable. If it is changed to sulfuric acid or something, this eye will not be ruined? If you pour sulfuric acid on the paper and summon the paper to the enemy's eyes, how can it be enough for the enemy to drink a pot?

I have to say that the cloth summoning can also be used for these tricks. However, it works better than anything else. If the enemy is unprevented, the two moves will be destroyed by two pieces of paper, and the combat effectiveness will not be reduced?

Wu Shanyun, who was greatly inspired and jubilant, suddenly became sleepy. He held a pile of paper towels and laughed wildly, and the friends on the side were stunned. But Wushan Yun didn't notice it at all and continued to devote himself to the great cause of "Yinren".

As the so-called no general in Shu, Liao Hua is the pioneer. Shan Yun has to take the auxiliary skill of chicken ribs, such as cloth paper summoning, as his main means. It is really difficult for a skillful woman to cook without rice. However, using a chicken rib skill to the extreme can also make a lot of wonderful uses. Shanyun has thought a lot about the yin trick, and then he has to prepare all kinds of props for the yin trick. For this reason, he had to be another clothes thief. He was the owner of the clothing mall in the underground Colosseum. He was really unlucky today. He was hit by a thief at noon and didn't find out the reason. The thief came again in the middle of the night and really regarded it as his home. As for paper? Because the forest is listed as a natural resource for key protection by human beings, this paper is more expensive than cloth. However, Brother Shanyun will not be stupid to buy paper with points and steal it.

However, he can only buy other props, such as sulfuric acid, itchy powder and so on, with points. It's not that he doesn't want to steal that thing, but he can't.

At dinner, Shan Yun did not break the appointment. He quickly invited the "friends" to have a big meal and went to the restaurant inside the Beast Fighter canteen.

He ate very comfortably, but what made Wu Shanyun a little unhappy was that when the people next to him saw him, they changed into a look of disgust. Even if he was a little self-restrained, he would treat this guy as a rare animal and study why his father and mother studied him.

As the Queen hoped, Wu Shanyun's peach blossom luck was directly made negative by her. At least the girls didn't have the patience to study his golden heart through Wu Shanyun's flimping appearance. What's more, Wu Shanyun's heart is not necessarily gold. This guy is still thinking about how to cheat tomorrow. Where are the people!

Wu Shanyun is deeply sad. Fortunately, he can eat and drink at present, enjoy one of the two best pleasures of human beings. Friends sit in a row together, drink a few glasses of wine, and then chat.

I don't know who actually brought the topic to the glorious but unrealistic and unrealistic words of "dream".

Xiao Wu said that he wanted a shuttle car of his own and ran out like a dog.

Xiao Liu said that he wanted a woman, at least throw away the virgin hat.

Xiaoqi said that he didn't want a woman or a shuttle. He just wanted to be a four-star beast fighter. At that time, he could get a technology ball mecha rewarded by the Taipei underworld family for free.

Brother Eighteen said that he wanted to get a soonic fighting mecha, and even as long as he let him experience the acceleration process that can make a man ** in an instant, he would be satisfied.

Xiaojiu's dream seems to be the simplest. He said that as long as he can always exchange extra points for money, send them back to his poor home, and don't let his poor sister starve to death.

There is nothing to say about these. Friends, like mountain clouds, are still too small Wushan clouds, just like small loach in the pond. It's not easy to get the shuttle that Xiaowu wants, because the shuttle is too expensive. The woman Xiao Liu wants is not easy to get, because the women here are delicate. Xiaoqi's technology ball mecha is an ordinary energy mecha. Although the soonic martial arts mecha that Brother 18 wants is only an ordinary martial arts mecha, it is still not something that a one-star beast fighter can look up to. Xiaojiu's wish is the easiest to realize, but the word "always" is very luxurious for the orcist who puts his head on his pants. Speaking of which, if the Nineteenth can live all the time, he will definitely realize the wishes of these people from the fifth to the eighteenth.

Finally, everyone asked about two. When forcing Brother Shanyun's dream for a lifetime, this guy said with a faint wine, "My dream? It's simple. I just want to change the face that God once promised me. At present, all this is too tricky. However, before that, I have to escape from this damn place, which is like a round coffin, a little stuffy.

Everyone was surprised and lost their voices.

Xiao Liu said softly, "You'd better think carefully about escaping this kind of thing, boss!" I heard that since the establishment of this underground Colosseum, the number of people who can escape from it can be counted with one hand. Those who have tried but failed, life is better than death.

Everyone nodded and agreed that the big brother's "dream" was too dangerous and unreliable.

Wushanyun looked at the layout and guard of the underground Colosseum with a quantum telescope. The area where they live is completely closed, and the building is extremely strong. It is most appropriate to describe it as there is no way to heaven and no earth.

However, as an unscrupulous but ethical "spy", Shanyun can't be delayed in this place for too long.

Finally, the friends in a room agreed that the most practical dream is that next year's present, everyone is alive and they raise their glasses for it.

"As long as you live, everything is possible!"

This may be Shan Yun's current belief. In order to live, he racked his brains all day today. First, he escaped from the morgue, and then escaped from the "euthanasia" injection by stealing the woman's mask. Relying on the points exchanged for the mask, he is struggling to survive tomorrow.

However, Brother Shanyun's struggle seems to have just begun. When midnight came, Wu Shanyun finally realized what kind of feeling it was that "life is worse than death" said by Miss Beiming. The happiness of being reincarnated as a human being and shouting "I am finally a human being" in the morgue has completely turned into pain.

The reason why the Qihai of Wushan Cloud will be destroyed is because of the reversal of heterogeneous internal gas. The Beiming University attached to the Beiming Ghost Secret. The effectiveness of the method can absorb the energy in the enemy's body. In the previous practice, his body absorbed a variety of different energies, including internal qi, blood qi and special powers. Now, after his sea of gas is destroyed, these energies become "poisonous" in his body, and this 250 pounds of fat is the most direct consequence of poison. And every midnight, all kinds of ownerless energy in his body began to use the loser's body as a battlefield. Brother Shanyun's whole body began to **. Under the energy conflict of the whole body, there was exaggerated deformation in all parts of the body. First, his head was like a balloon, blown into a small basin, and then his neck was swollen, as if he had a big neck disease, his hands were swollen, and his fingers were like a big sausage... When ** spread to the stomach, all the food that Wu Shanyun ate at noon and evening was spit out, all over the ground. It's not that Wu Shanyun doesn't want to go to the toilet to vomit, but he can't control his body. Every inch of his body seems to be stabbed by a poisonous needle, and it seems that he is really being tortured by Ling Chi.

He wanted to cry, but he wanted to cry without tears, and he couldn't control his expression. He had to wail in his heart: "Damn... Oh, I just want to be a good person. Why is it so difficult?