Chapter 34 Can't be passed on, can't be understood, can't be learned
"Cut it? How to cut it? Where to cut it?" Li Tingting asked these three questions in a row. Every time she asked a question, her tone improved, and her eyes were full of smiles.
"You are asking knowingly, hum, how can you pretend to be pure in front of me?" Wang Mengmeng used the dragon claw hand, quickly attacked the chest, and then used the tickling trick.
Li Tingting was not easy to mess with, and soon fought back. The two sisters had a good time in the bed. At this time, if a man can watch the beautiful scenery, it is strange not to have a nosebleed.
It was also watching the battle of Wu Shanyun. The two sisters were so happy, but the sister of Beiming Wenren couldn't wait to strangle Wu Shanyun to vent her anger.
In the middle of the Colosseum dispatching hall, her roar came from afar, which was very hysterical.
"You bastards, who can tell me what's going on? Am I dreaming that a missile soldier can't deal with a gunner, or the most rubbish gunner?
No one dares to say anything on the spot. A voice will touch the young lady's eyebrows. If it makes her angry, the person will be disabled if she doesn't die.
But if no one answers, how can she be angry? Ximen Gaoshou comforted him at this time and said, "I can only blame this missile master for being so stupid that he was confused by a few clothes. He bombarded there for a long time, but he didn't explode."
Beiming was still angry: "How can such a fool let him play? It's really humiliating... Now the hateful fat man must be complacent. I can't kill him in my best.
Now, the little brother on the side was even more afraid to answer, because it was not someone else who sent the missile division to the stage, but Miss Wen Ren herself. Moreover, before the missile division came on the stage, she personally encouraged him once. Probably she was dizzy and even forgot these.
Ximen Gaoshou quickly changed the topic and said, "Actually, it's not that this guy doesn't work hard and is not smart. It's just that the enemy is too cunning. No one would have thought that he could get rid of the golden cicada and then kill a gun, right?"
After thinking about it, Beiming Wenren could only accept such a fact and thought helplessly, "Damn, it's really disgusting. Can't I really do anything about this ugly and obscene guy? If I can't clean up this hateful thief, what face will I have in front of my men in the future? No, absolutely not..."
Thinking of the scandal that his mask was stolen in public, the infuriated Beimingwen was even more excited and walked back and forth more than a dozen times in front of everyone.
Obviously, she is thinking of a more vicious strategy to deal with Wu Shanyun. If a woman uses her mind completely on viciousness, the five words of the most poisonous woman's heart can be used to describe this woman.
Finally, she said a short and concise sentence: "I want to reopen the central battlefield of FFA."
This sentence is short, naturally short, only eleven words, but it is so powerful that it shocks everyone around.
This shock comes from the three words "FFA". FFA is one of the bloodiest beast fighting rules. Many beasts are raised and circled together. There are no allies and they are all enemies. The beast fighters fight to the end. Only the last beast fighting in the field is the end of this FFA war. No However, the battle will continue endlessly.
For the manager of the underground colosseum, it will never be easy to open a FFA-based beast fighting competition, because after such a battle, the underground colosseum will lose too many orcists at one time. However, from the perspective of the audience, the FFA beast fighting competition is undoubtedly the most bloody and eye-catching competition. Every FFA beast fighting competition has to open a big market. People will choose a beast fighter to bet like a gambling horse. Every time each market opens, it will attract hundreds of millions of people to participate. Among these people have a passion for fighting. There are only a few, and more are gamblers.
This plan is not poisonous. The beast fighters who enter the central battlefield of FFA are dead and lifeless. No matter how powerful the beast fighter is and how rich his combat experience is, he will not be confident in the battlefield of FFA. He can't guarantee that he must be the last person to stand.
Ximen Gaoshou sighed in his heart: Meow, this strategy is really killing people, regardless of killing or burying, II. No matter how powerful Wu Shanyun is, I can't stand it. No, I have to help him. I can't let him die so early, otherwise my plan will be ruined.
He did it for a long time before he said, "According to the usual practice, this FFA war requires the strength of the beast fighters to be equal, and the gap should not be too big, otherwise it will be unfair and will be attacked by the population. 2131314 is just a two-star orcighter. If you want him to play, then other orcights can only be at the two-star level. Even if the three-star orcighter is, there are only one or two. So, I'm worried that such a low-level beast fighter FFA melee is not very ornamental. What do you think?"
Beiming Wenren had a long idea about this. At this time, he said without thinking, "The FFA central battlefield melee I held was full of beast fighters with more than four stars. I'm not interested in low-level beast fighting competitions!"
"Ah? You make two-star two. Force Wu Shanyun to fight among the four-star beast fighters? This makes people know that the reputation of the Colosseum is not guaranteed. Ximen was shocked to hear about it.
"Since I said that it is a melee of beast fighters with more than four stars, it will naturally make two. Forced Wu Shanyun to become a four-star beast fighter to participate again. Let the bastard have fun for a while these days and win a few games. When he becomes a four-star fighter, I will settle the general account with him and kill him. When Bei Ming heard this, it was like an old cat playing with a mouse, and he ate it when he played the mouse to death.
There is no doubt that in the eyes of Beiming Wenren, Wu Shanyun is such a little mouse that can't escape the palm of her hand.
This woman kills three thousand people, and it's really terrible.
Before the storm came, it was always extra tranquility. Speaking of which, the next few days were the most comfortable days for Wu Shanyun since he traveled. Wu Shanyun almost forgot that Miss Beiming was staring at her, because she did not arrange a strong opponent for Wu Shanyun day by day. Instead, she kindly allowed Wu Shanyun to choose her opponent to fight. As a born gunner, Wu Shanyun has a laser gun in his hand. With the help of a quantum telescope, he is a powerful sniper gunner. In five days, Wu Shanyun fought two battles and directly defeated a thunder car master and a Zerg stabbing snake master in ten minutes, and was thus promoted to the three-star beast fighter.
What's more gratifying is that since the Golden Glasses Buddha opened the golden mouth and was willing to become a Buddha in Wushan Cloud, he did not hide his own affairs, nor did he have to test me, and began to treat the injury on Wushan Cloud.
Since Wu Shanyun practiced the method of income and exit, he has been able to barely fight against nightmares. The pain of the sea of knowledge has been alleviated a lot. What annoys Wu Shanyun is the pain of the sea of Qi, and he will still suffer from alien energy every night.
After Wushanyun's weight loss plan completely failed and soared by ten catties in ten days, Wushanyun finally couldn't stand it and whispered to the Buddha, "Master Yang, don't you want to cross me to become a Buddha? I don't think I will have a chance to become a Buddha if it goes on like this.
At that time, Master Yang was enjoying Wushanyun's filial piety to him. His mouth was full of oil and he said unhappily, "Why didn't you have a chance to become a Buddha? You boy, make it clear to me."
"I'm dying. I'm going to become a ghost. How can I become a Buddha?" Wu Shanyun laughed at himself and said, "These weather is getting more and more serious. I feel that the disaster is coming. Say goodbye to you in advance. You don't have to miss me, although no one will be filial to you in the future and accompany you for your pastime."
How pitiful and pitiful it is. This is a wonderful way to ask for people. Instead of asking face to face, you should go around the corner to win other people's sympathy.
The Buddha took a sip of the old wine, waved his big hand and said, "Don't worry, you can't die with me, and you don't die so easily. Isn't it just that the sea of gas is broken and the sea of gas is eaten back? It's not a terminal disease.
Hearing this, Wu Shanyun knew that there must be a play in it. He said with joy, "Buddha, teach me quickly, my own father, this time it's really saved."
Buddha sold it again at the critical point and said, "I won't teach you my things easily."
Wu Shanyun hated being appetizing the most and immediately said, "Dad, are you playing with me? Buddha, since you know the method, why don't you teach me?
The Buddha put down his chopsticks and said seriously, "Kid, let me ask you, can you teach me?" If you think you can teach, I'll teach you right away, and then I'll pat my ass and leave this dirty and miserable place immediately.
This is another big front. Wu Shanyun didn't dare to answer easily. After thinking about it, he had no choice but to say, "Maybe I may not be able to teach."
The Buddha nodded and gave a smiling face and said, "It's good that you know. General bullshit knowledge can be taught, but the way is different. It can't be said, and it can't be learned. If Taoism can be taught like poetry and songs, then I, the Buddha Bodhisattva, will be all over the world.
"But Buddha, this is a life-saving method. If I can't realize it, won't I die?"
"If you still can't realize it, it means that you are short-lived. Who can be blamed?"
"Tut, the people of Buddhism are so ruthless."
"If you are ruthless, you are affectionate. How can you distinguish clearly? Do you like to play machine front and pretend to be deep? Isn't this all about polishing you young people? Let you think more and participate more, so that you can realize it as soon as possible. As the Buddha spoke, he scratched his back with an itching: "Well, you can treat the broken air sea and the energy reflux. Let me remind you to participate by yourself. Death is the afterlife is the reverse, the evil dissipation of the evil, the poison is the medicine, and the bell must be tied to untied. If you can understand it, you can live. If you can't understand it, you should die."
Buddha's words are like an invisible stick beating Wushan Cloud. There is nothing we can do. Wu Shanyun can only participate. The hope of life is only in his own hands, and it is unreliable to rely on others.