Chapter 72

Wu Shanyun found that he liked the big bed very much, because the big ** still retains the smell of women. He fell asleep quietly in the faint fragrance of lavender, so that he could not worry and remember the year.

In a trance, Wu Shanyun had a beautiful dream. In the dream, he saw the sister flowers. The eagle's ambition was still so violent and direct, and the little nightingale was still so gentle. In the dream, the secret of the fake phoenix between them happened to be discovered by Wu Shanyun. The rapist was caught in bed, but the person who then caught the rapist was pulled. Go to bed and be beaten up soon, ** on the spot... At this time, Wu Shanyun was woken up.

The most annoying thing in life is this. This is also the reason why Wu Shanyun has always hated others to disturb his sleep. You know, he hasn't dreamed of that pair of sisters for months. Today, he just had a good dream and was interrupted. Therefore, Wu Shanyun opened his angry eyes.

In front of me is a jelly with a fearless appearance. The queen's first pet is full of momentum, as if it has grown from a child to a little old man. He pointed to a big fat man with a big waist on the side and said, "The Queen has something to do but hasn't come back yet. Let me bring you a message and let you treat Lord Wupang well. "

Wu Shanyun was not in a good mood at this time. He said, "Dwarf oil, little jelly, I finally had a beautiful dream and was disturbed by you. Is it necessary for you to shout so much? Isn't it just entertaining someone? Why don't you just entertain me?"

After saying that, Wu Shanyun turned over and was ready to continue to sleep.

The ignored jelly can't stand it. Since he met the person in front of him, he has been completely suppressed by the momentum. In the past, he felt that he should not care about an ordinary fireman in the empire. After all, he was the queen's closest waiter, but not long ago, he suddenly found that this guy didn't know when and where he hooked up with the queen. Last night, he shared the same bed with the queen. The position of the first waiter was obviously robbed. .

So, at this time, he jumped his feet and scolded, "Now you are so angry that you don't even want to listen to the Queen's instructions?" Do you know who this adult is?

Wu Shanyun, who was woken up, has always been grumpy. At this time, he glanced at the fat man and found that he was holding his chin with a big fat hand, staring at him with a strange smile on his face. Judging from the size of this fat man, he should also be a lazy guy. Looking at this guy's slightly sloppy otaku, he should not look like a big man.

So Wu Shanyun yawned and replied, "Well, who is this adult?"

"This is the honorary dean of the School of Love and Peace, one of the largest directors. Shouldn't you be sober, our imperial hero?"

Wu Shanyun has no idea about the depth of the love and peace college. How can he be scared by the so-called dean and the school director at this time? However, since Zou Ying said so, Wu Shanyun will naturally not be too rude. He got out of bed from ** Youyou, found a pair of slippers and got up and said, "Okay, dean, I was a little rude just now. Please sit here, jelly, and pour tea."

Jelly exclaimed angrily, "Why do you treat me as a human being? You are not my master!"

Wu Shanyun didn't care about the child. He turned around and said to Xuan, who was still lying on the cabinet, "Little turtle, get up and work and make tea!"

Xuan also has an old man's temper and replied, " boss, I can't make tea. I haven't learned it. You'd better go by yourself."

It's a very faceless thing for outsiders to barely support their pets, but Wu Shanyun didn't care about it and said indifferently, "I'm sorry, I can't make tea either. In this way, you don't have the fate to drink tea here."

The honorary dean, who had been watching silently, finally spoke out and said, "Yo, I was curious just now that my senior sister suddenly found a good match. I don't know what it will be like. However, in my opinion, in addition to being lazy, your face is not too handsome, your skin is not too white, and your body is not too powerful. Why does the senior sister like you?

The strange fat man opened his mouth, and Wu Shanyun finally knew his identity. It turned out that he was Yingying's younger brother. In this way, he was rude just now.

However, the legendary younger brother's tone doesn't seem to be very good, which is a little fault-finding, and between the younger brother and the senior sister, there may be a little bit of the legendary sister-brother love or something. Wushanyun will naturally not show weakness and smiled, "Man? Do you want to be so handsome and so powerful? As long as you can climb into a woman's bed, she will naturally be handsome and powerful. Who can say the matter of fate?

This is a rhythm of pressing people with facts. The jelly guy is angry, but he can't find a reason to refute it. The fat man smiled indifferently and said, "My senior sister and I are pure. Even if you give me a hundred ambitious leopard courage, I dare not rob my senior sister from my master. I'm just curious about what kind of man will be the person who robs women with my master... Haha, but it doesn't look good!"

Wu Shanyun was a little surprised. Yingying's ex-husband was actually her master. Isn't this gossip too hot? Sure enough, people who can be queens are not ordinary cows.

"Well, in your eyes, am I not worthy of your senior sister?"

The fat man didn't hide his contempt and said, "Actually, I really didn't find any shining point on you. You see, you are not so handsome, you don't have the capital to be a white face, and your cultivation is also poor. I'm a little curious. Why on earth did you impress my senior sister?

Wu Shanyun smiled lazily and said, "I admit that I am neither handsome nor a master, nor scheming, let alone a smart person. You don't have to be curious or think too much. Just ask yourself when Yingying comes back... What do you think?"

Maybe he is used to being despised. Wu Shanyun is already a little indifferent. It is said that he is forced to make him strong, and the breeze blows the mountain. Looking at this fat adult's face, his body is full of extraordinary momentum. Wu Shanyun has no idea of looking for him to prove his strength.

Five fat people don't seem to eat Taijiquan and said, "Hey, I beg you. Just tell me why my senior sister falls in love with you. At least there should be some shining points on you?"

This guy seemed to really care about this matter and couldn't let it go. Wu Shanyun asked, "Do you really want to know?"

"Of course, I'm really curious."

It seems that this guy is not malicious, and there is no trace of jealousy. Wu Shanyun doesn't mind communicating with men more deeply with him.

"You also know that a girl like Xiang Yingying is rich in the world, martial arts, external wealth, and her strength naturally can't impress him... In fact, hehe, a low-key man like me will always be ignored, but your sister's eyes are bright and she found out. Wu Shanyun took out the skills taught by Master Cui Niu and brag seriously.

However, the five fat adults seemed to really believe it and nodded and said, "That makes sense. Tell me, what connotation do you have to impress my senior sister?"

Speaking of this, Wu Shanyun is a little forgetful. When a woman falls in love with a man, she falls in love with a man. If you want to ask why, even the immortals don't know, not to mention a lazy person like Wu Shanyun.

However, Wupang urged tightly: "Come on, can you tell me?"

When Wu Shanyun didn't know how to answer, suddenly a fragrant wind came. He looked up and found that Yingying was coming. Wu Shanyun finally found the savior and said, "Yingying, just come. Your brother asked me why you fell in love with me. Ha ha, in fact, I also want to know. Can you tell us?"

Yingying didn't seem to have a good look at the younger brother of the five fat people. She scolded, "Well, you five fat people, you actually care about my private life. Be careful of your skin!"

The five fat men quickly restrained the horizontal flesh on his face, filled with a smile, took Yingying's hand, and said with a cute look, "Sister, why are you so fierce? I'm just curious. Besides, the master is no longer here. Why do I have to take care of him?

Yingying sighed and said, "Do you really want to know?"

The five fat men nodded firmly.

Yingying waved her hand and said, "Prick your ears, I'll tell you."

Then, Yingying whispered a few words to the five fat people. Wu Shanyun didn't hear a word anyway. It was expected that if the saint didn't want you to hear her, no one in the world could do anything.

The five fat men asked in surprise, "Really?"

"Of course it's true, otherwise do you think I'm a fool?"

When the five fat people got Yingying's reply, he looked at Wu Shanyun with a strange look. That look was so strange that Wu Shanyun's heart was a little nervous.

Who knew that the next behavior of the five fat man was even more strange. He actually hugged Wu Shanyun and repeated these three words: "Great, great..."

What a fart. Wu Shanyun is now confused and doesn't know anything. He pushed away the five fat people who were bullish just now, and now turned into a hypocrite, and said solemnly, "What's good? My sexual orientation is normal. Don't harass me. Yingying, what did you just say? Why did your brother react so much?

Yingying pretended to be stupid and said, "I didn't say anything. Did you hear what I said?"

Well, Wu Shanyun thinks he is stupid, but Wu Shanyun doesn't bother to think about why. Anyway, this fat brother seems to have only a good impression on himself and has no malice.

Yingying patted the five fat man on the shoulder, pulled him out of Wushanyun's arms, and said, "Okay, okay, fat man, there should be no problem for you to arrange him to go to your college now?"

The five fat man laughed and said, "There is a problem. I have to tell the four nerds about this to make him happy."

The only thing in the field is Wu Shanyun. Wu Shanyun asked, "What? Yingying, are you looking for your younger brother to get me to the College of Love and Peace?

Yingying nodded and said, "Of course, aren't you trying to practice now? There are a lot of resources in the college, and you can make use of it.

Wu Shanyun shook his head and said, "But I'm still a black man. I don't even have a citizen chip. Moreover, I'm satisfied with my current life. It's quite good to grow vegetables, raise pigs, and accompany you.

Yingying showed an angry and helpless expression, but with her IQ and EQ, it is naturally not difficult to convince a person. For example, she now said, "You have to ask yourself about this matter. Didn't you promise the little girl Li Tingting to pretend to be her boyfriend? If you stay here all day, who will know that you are her boyfriend? So you have to go, and you have to go if you don't go. Moreover, the three clans of gods and demons are everywhere in the college. Will there be fewer black people?

Wu Shanyun hit his foot with a stone again. He couldn't escape, so he nodded and said, "Okay... I will barely be a student and receive a formal education.