Chapter 74

"They are not our hostages at all. They are still our savior!" Wu Shanyun lazily told the truth.

Wang Mengmeng said reluctantly, "They are indeed not our hostages. They look like their hostages. As soon as I came back, I robbed my hard-earned pocket money and threw a lot of useless blood coins to my sister."

The blood nuclear coin is the common currency of the Zerg. If the little fire dragon wants to be unrestrained in the human world, it naturally needs to exchange the blood nuclear currency into alliance coins, but the Zerg and the human race are bad. Where can I find this place to exchange currency? Poor Wang Mengmeng didn't become the owner of the little fire dragon, but was robbed first.

Wu Shanyun covered his wallet and said, "Don't look at me like this. I don't have money. Look at me, and I can't pay."

Wang Mengmeng's eyes seemed to be staring at her lover, which made Wu Shanyun a little uncertain.

"Gaga... You only have a few money on you, and I don't like it!" Wang Mengmeng smiled and then said amazingly, "I value the money in the bank. My father said that the one who dares to rob the bank is the thief. Why don't we do a vote?"

Wushanyun is shocked. How can she not know the little Jiujiu in Wang Mengmeng's heart? She wants Wushanyun to summon money with cloth and paper summoning, which is equivalent to an open robbery of the bank.

Wu Shanyun is not a fool, but he can't do this kind of thing. He refused bluntly and said, "It's too risky to rob the bank. If it's tracked, will I still have Ann's birthday?"

Wang Mengmeng said astonishingly, "It's okay. Anyway, I used the money. If I get caught, I will say that I stole it alone."

Wu Shanyun has a big head. I don't know how Wang Mengmeng's head is made. Why is the logic so strange? According to her logic, Wu Shanyun went to rob the bank. She did nothing and just waited for the money.

According to Wu Shanyun's consistent lazy thoughts, he steals and robs these things. Why do you pinch them? Stealing and lying are the same reason. At that time, it may have been cool, but there will be a lot of troubles to follow. It takes ten lies to make a lie, and stealing and robbing inevitably have to pay a greater price. Therefore, lazy people would rather farm diligently than steal and cheat. After all, what they rob is plants that can't resist. They grab food from Mother Earth, and they don't have to worry about revenge.

Wu Shanyun said these truths. Seeing that Wu Shanyun's attitude was firm, Wang Mengmeng could only complain, "You guy, when you stole the Jiefu particles in Uncle Li's laboratory, why didn't you make so many crooked excuses? Now you are afraid to rob a bank. . "

Wu Shanyun argued and said, "That's to help Tingting steal her own things, and there is no punishment!" Tingting was caught, and at most she was just spanked.

"Are you sure?" Wang Mengmeng suddenly asked.

Wu Shanyun suddenly realized something and said in surprise, "Good boy, won't her father know about Jiefu particles?"

Wang Mengmeng nodded helplessly and said, "Oh, don't talk about the buttocks. When you talk about the buttocks, my buttocks hurt now."

She had been saying that she would get a big butt big ass when she went back, but she didn't expect to be really beaten. Looking at her pitiful appearance, Wu Shanyun wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh.

Therefore, Wu Shanyun asked her about her experience after returning home, and only then did she know that she had also experienced a lot of harsh "punishment". Finally, she couldn't stand the test and confessed the criminal facts.

"You're stupid. Why aren't you smart and make up some good excuses to prevaricate?" Wu Shanyun couldn't help but observe a moment of silence for her.

Wang Mengmeng made a fang gesture to Wu Shanyun and said, "You're smart. Do you make it up? Do you think I don't want to? But my mother only grabbed one. Her precious Lingbao-level blood escape shuttle was actually destroyed, and I came back safely. What happened... You're smart. What do you want me to make up?

Wu Shanyun thinks so. If you want to make this matter into an accident, who will believe that there is an accident that can destroy a best spiritual treasure? If you want to say that you met a robber, how can you explain that the baby was destroyed but the person came back safely?

Forced to be helpless, Wang Mengmeng can only tell the truth.

Wu Shanyun covered his forehead helplessly and finally said, "Okay, okay, Mengyijie, I only care about one thing now. Won't you confess that I'm a cat?"

If it is said, Wu Shanyun is embarrassed and difficult to be a person. Wang Mengmeng's mother is the first not to let me go, because I ate a lot of her tofu.

Wang Mengmeng shook her head and said, "Don't worry, I didn't tell you. It's a secret between us. I didn't tell anyone..."

Wu Shanyun was relieved and said, "Well, what on earth did you say?"

Wang Mengmeng was a little ashamed and said, "I won't betray you, so I can only betray poor little Tingting. My mother has been forcing me to ask me how to get out of danger. I can only say that it is with the help of the power of Jiefu particles.

Wu Shanyun couldn't help giving a thumbs up to Wang Mengmeng, thinking that the girl's head was still turning quite fast. However, after thinking about it for a moment, Wu Shanyun immediately found the key problem: "However, what about stealing the Jiefu particles? If this matter continues, isn't it going to be chased to me?"

Wang Mengmeng smiled and said, "Well, you don't have to worry about this. I just said that it was stolen by Xiao Tingting. Don't worry, Uncle You are a special professor in the college. Jiefu particles can be easily supplemented, and nothing will be fine. Moreover, Uncle You forgive me for loving Tingting so much that he will never beat her ass cruelly.

Wushan Yun was speechless in an instant and observed silence for Xiao Tingting, who was betrayed.

"Come on... Come on, let's take the opportunity to steal Gu Gu's inner and see how she will react..." Just when Wu Shanyun was speechless, Wang Mengmeng urged again.

In addition to being more speechless, Wu Shanyun's forehead is covered with black lines.

After helping Wang Mengmeng do this without conscience, Wu Shanyun wanted to find an excuse to run away immediately, so that she would not force herself to do more ridiculous things.

"Well, if it's okay, I'll go first. I'm not as good as you. You don't have to worry about eating and drinking. There is a big farm at home waiting for me to take care of!"

"Xiao Hei, do you want to escape? No way... Sister, I've been so depressed these two days that no one is talking to me!" Wang Mengmeng put her hands on her waist and said.

"If you are bored, let your friends come to you!" Wu Shanyun meowed lazily, "Moreover, you didn't say that you have someone you like, just let your boyfriend come to chat with you!"

"He? The dead man doesn't know where to be happy now, but he can't be counted on. The cute sister, who was still arrogant just now, was discouraged.

Wu Shanyun didn't bother to pry into other people's privacy, so he stopped talking and used the method of changing the topic and said, "Speaking of boyfriends, I remember that Tingting already has a love. It doesn't make sense for me to pretend to be her boyfriend!"

Wang Mengmeng smiled at this and said, "Tingting now wants to get rid of Wang Ziyun's big tail, and she doesn't think so much. Moreover, her boyfriend is not here, so you can just pick up a bargain.

"Isn't this good?" Wu Shanyun frowned.

"My sister approved it. If you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't!" Wang Mengmeng patted Wu Shanyun on the shoulder, and there was no doubt about the eldest sister's demeanor.

Wu Shanyun is also smart. He knows that in front of Wang Mengmeng, there is not much reason at all. However, such an unreasonable person is his master, so he can only blame himself for his bad luck.

"I have no problem, but the key is that there will be something wrong with his real boyfriend. Just like me, I'm beaten to death with a black fist, and there is no place to reason!"

Wushanyun can't put himself in inexplicably!

Wang Mengmeng smiled and said, "My sister said it's okay. Let me tell you a little secret. Our Tingting is talking about online love. His boyfriend is at the end of 180 million stars. How can he care about this?"

Online dating?

Wushanyun understands that human data technology is so powerful that it can create another virtual living space. There are no geographical restrictions in the virtual world, which can make it easy for people far away to get along closely. Especially in the game world, the body and feeling of game characters are no different from normal people. It is common for male players and female players to get along with each other day and collide with the spark of love. Therefore, online dating is really not a rare thing. It's really normal for an otaku like Li Tingting to talk about online dating.

"Well, then I'll treat it as a captured man!" Wu Shanyun lazily accepted his fate.

"Bear by the way, it suddenly occurred to me that since you are Tingting's boyfriend, how can you let Wang Ziyun know and let him take the initiative to get rid of the entanglement?"

Yingying had already helped Wu Shanyun think about this matter first. At this time, Wu Shanyun told Wang Mengmeng about the five fat people.

"What? You said you know our five honorary presidents? And let him get you into our college. Am I right?

For this matter, Wu Shanyun had a headache. After telling the first lie, he had to keep telling the second lie and the third lie... Fortunately, Wu Shanyun's ability to lie is actually not bad. At this time, he said, "Well, my girlfriend happened to know him and happened to have a good relationship with him, so she happened to bring me into the college... When can I introduce you?

Wang Mengmeng nodded like a chicken eating rice and said, "Be sure to introduce him. His military command course is my major, with three credits. I must pass this course... This difficult task is given to you.

"Isn't it just one course, three credits? Is it necessary to be so excited?" Wu Shanyun laughed.

"Well, when you enter our college, you will know that your own words are very wrong." Wang Mengmeng is determined.