Chapter 5 e-network appointment

I will contact the Internet, which is influenced by my cousin.

When it comes to my cousin, I can't but talk about his lively and active personality... Oh, I'm sorry, saying that she is lively and active should be a kind of misdescript. It's more appropriate to describe her with "quirks, sharp teeth, and barbaricity"...

She is two years younger than me and is my uncle's daughter. I don't know if there is something wrong with my eight characters. She actually falls in love with me. She likes to run to my house when she has nothing to do.

At the beginning, because she was also beautiful and cute, and she was also quite smart and lively, so I was also happy to play with her. Unexpectedly, the little girl became more and more "manly" as she gets older, and she fell in love with "women's self-defense" two years ago. She said that she could not only protect herself, but also protect my weak brother... What's more unfortunately, I became her practice in the case of "humble" failure. The opponent of the time - er, it should be the object of **...

Her real name is Tang Xiaoyan, but I have always called her "Princess Jianning" (as long as you see Wuqing appearing on me from time to time, you will naturally think of this name...). For this cousin, in addition to her tempered and great fighting ability, what I am most grateful for is to pull me. The Internet is a thief ship - because of this, I have the opportunity to get in touch with the sea breeze on the Internet...

In her reply, Haifeng agreed with me to meet online at 10 a.m. this Sunday. For this online date, I am in the mood of a blind date... In order to be cautious, I also rummaged through the boxes and found the "Top Ten Taboos for Picking Up Girl" recorded from a master to review the old and know the new.

According to the master, this "ten taboos" are broad and profound. As long as you can really understand 30% of them, chasing girls can get twice the result with half the effort; if you can understand 50% of them, you can basically be invincible when you pick up girls; if you can understand 70%, the three words "basically" can be removed; and if someone If you integrate these "ten taboos" and fully grasp its essence, all the beautiful women on that day will sleep in your **...

Unfortunately, my qualifications are stupid, and I still haven't understood the mystery of this "ten taboos", so it is reasonable to have been dumped 36 times...

I received Haifeng's reply on Friday, so after demonstrating to my cousin several tragic situations of being persecuted by "women's self-defense" on Saturday morning, I hid in my room for a closed practice. Of course, the content of the review was collected from me everywhere, such as "ten taboos for picking up girls". , "Eight Tricks of Hooking Girls" and other classic articles, and for the sake of safety, I wrote down several love truths that I learned at the cost of being thrown away 36 times on a piece of paper to remind myself at all times...

Sunday.

As soon as I changed my habit of sleeping until 12 noon, I got up at 9 o'clock, stepped into an Internet cafe near my home at 9:55, and climbed onto the Internet at about 9:58.

When I opened QQ, the femininity on my friend's column lost my previous ** power. My attention was completely attracted by the word "message" on QQ. I was nervous and a little excitedly waiting for the sea breeze to knock on my door...

After 1 minute and 30 seconds, I finally saw the two words "message" on QQ flashing, pressing the wild heart. I clicked briskly - not a boring advertisement, but a girl named "Butterfly" who wants to add me as a friend. Please, and her additional message is: Are you breaking the waves?

I know, the sea breeze is coming.

I quickly passed the verification, added it as a friend, and then sent a sentence: Yes, I'm breaking the waves. Sea breeze, I have been waiting for you for a long time.

The first taboo of "Top Ten Tips for Picking up Girl Communication" is to avoid honesty. After being immersed in it for so long, I was finally a little enlightened and began to understand the huge lethality implied by panic words.

"Breaking the waves, it's not good to lie as soon as we meet~. In fact, I've been here a long time ago. You haven't been here for a long time~."

Then why didn't you add me earlier? It made me go through a long wait of 1 minute and 30 seconds - for me, waiting for you for a second is like waiting for a century..." Someone once advised me that if the panic to the girl is exposed, then use sweet words to remedy it - but it's strange to say that my life is not a lot, but it's so numb. After saying it, I didn't feel a little nauseous, but it was the first time...

"Because your network name scared me... I hesitated for a long time and dared to add you after repeatedly checking the QQ number you gave me..."

My net name? Not good! I clicked on my profile with regret - it showed my nickname: A Wolf in the Wilderness.

Alas, it's really a mistake. I should have changed this nickname earlier... For example, it's good to change back to my previous "wolf-skinned sheep"... It's all to blame my cousin. She helped me analyze as a woman that women are generally very adventurous, so the more you know that your nature is one. Wolf, these sheep will provoke you out of curiosity... However, it turns out that her analysis is definitely the mother of success. Since I changed my nickname, the beautiful girls on the Internet have run away from me. Even a few friends who got along well with me in the past have drawn a clear line with me and cut their robes... Now I think it's definitely a mistake for me to ask my cousin to help me analyze as a woman, because although she is a girl, no She is a girl who likes taekwondo, boxing, and women's self-defense, so her thoughts are very different from those of ordinary girls...