Chapter 18 Unintentional Willow

This article also took me a lot of effort. It is based on a line of Xing Ye in Zhou Xingchi's "Tang Bohu Dian Qiu Xiang". After reading it through it, even I feel that this article is really not like a letter of lovesickness and lingering complaints, but a little joke. However, listening to Wang Bing's tone, the girl named "Cheng Xue" should have eyes above the top, so the ordinary "flattery" and "meat" love letter will never attract her attention. Therefore, the love letter given to her is secondary to praise virtue. The key is "noc novelty" and "interesting" - only in this way can It may arouse her curiosity, and then arouse her interest and invade her heart... Of course, this is just a theory that I think. As for whether it can achieve such an effect, I have to ask God...

The letter has been written, but what is the name of the signature? Wang Bing's name definitely can't be signed. This guy has been pestering the little girl for several days without skill, which must have given him a bad impression of a "pig brother". It is estimated that she will directly lose interest as soon as she sees the word "Wang Bing"... Well, it's anonymous, and it can add a little mystery.

I made up my mind, so I signed "a person who watched you silently" at the end of the letter, then put on the envelope and wrote Cheng Xue's name on the envelope, and then put the letter into the mailbox of the "advertising production" major when I went to the school canteen for dinner...

The afternoon of the next day was a "Introduction to Printing" class. The teacher who taught this class was Zhou Fancheng, a well-known "iron hand" who is known as one of the "Four Famous Catchers" in our school. He is quite a nerdy, and the lecture is boring and often has "amazing words" - remember that he heard the sound of his mobile phone in class last class. One after another, he couldn't help but get angry: "In the future, you are not allowed to bring your mobile phone in class. If you have to bring it, you have to buy a vibrating one. Anyway, the vibrating mobile phone is also very cheap now. You can buy it for about 1,000 yuan..." - A typical outdated fool, what era is it? Which mobile phone doesn't have vibration now? I really admire that he didn't realize anything wrong with a big smile when he said this...

Oh, I forgot to introduce it. There are four famous teachers in our school. From the first day we entered our freshman, there were kind-hearted seniors who said: "There are four teachers in our school, you have to be careful. They are known as the "Big Four Famous Catchers". Every time there is an exam, there will always be a large number of students. It's in their hands, so you should take it easy in the lessons of Wang Guochen, Hu Weiyong, Wang Li and Zhou Fancheng..."

Although I heard about the name of the "Big Four Famous Catchers" as soon as I entered the school, but I was a lazy person. I have never been able to get excited about teachers who don't like or courses that I'm not interested in. So even if there are seniors, I still go my own way - every time I go to class, I will find a corner seat on the desk. Lie down, and then wait for the bell to "wake up your ears" after class...

Of course, there will also be times when I sleep so full that I can't sleep. In such a situation, I usually pick up a pencil boringly and paint graffiti on the desk - write a few small poems for predestined people to see.

I have been doing this kind of "graffiti" on the school desk since elementary school... But I have always maintained a good habit - that is, a pencil is necessary for graffiti. Because it is easier to wipe with a pencil, so that you can be more confident in denying accusations such as "destroying public property"...

Recently, I probably slept too much. I lay on the table without sleepiness. I looked up at the spitting "Zhou Tieshou" on the podium. The inspiration suddenly came and quickly took out a pencil. After brewing in my mind for a while, I neatly wrote such a small poem on the desk:

"I'm dizzy to see Zhou Gong,

The sinking is just like a cage.

My heart has already flown to the east of the city,

Ren Jun's tiness is also empty.

There is no need to be a stupid bear,

It's known as a stupid melon worm."

The last second word of each sentence is connected to form a very pertinent comment on Mr. Zhou. After reading through it, I was quite satisfied, so I used to sign the name "Breaking the Wave" after the poem.

After having fun for a while, the bell finally rang in my expectation. I rushed out of the classroom at the first time. Somehow, I didn't pay attention and bumped into a person head-on in the aisle.

I stabilized my body and was about to lose my temper. Unexpectedly, I looked up and found that it was a beautiful woman who collided with me, so I was going to blurt out the sentence, "Damn, do you have long eyes!" It turned into a nod and a polite self-blame apology.

As I apologized, I looked at the girl I hit. I couldn't help admiring her beauty. Her long shawl hair could be seen to be carefully combed, soft and straight, and one of them hung in front of her chest, giving people a delicate and dignified feeling. Her skin was very white and delicate, which made people I can understand what it is called "blowing bullets can break". A pair of enchanting big eyes look forward to life. Coupled with the small Yao nose and rosy cherry lips, it is really as pure and refined as a fairy falling into the mortal world. In terms of beauty, among the girls I have met, I'm afraid only the "sea breeze" can compete with her. Oh, Haifeng, why is she always the first thing I think of? My heart suddenly stung like a needle.

The beautiful woman smiled kindly at me and whispered "It doesn't matter". Her voice was crisp and pleasant. However, when her eyes fell next to me, her expression suddenly changed, she lowered her head, ran past me in a little panic, and fled into the classroom where I had just been in class...

I couldn't help but be surprised. I turned my head and found that Wang Bing was standing beside me at some point, and his face was quite liver-like, looking at the classroom where the beautiful woman had just entered.

"'Dog alone', you really need to review yourself. Look, the little girl seems to have seen a ghost when she sees you. Although it's not your fault to be ugly, if you erase the word 'pervert' on your face, I don't think it's enough to scare the little girl, right?"

"Damn it! Are you right to speak to your conscience? Am I ugly? Please, 'handsome guy' is my proper noun, okay?" Wang Bing retorted unconvincedly and boasted shamelessly. Suddenly, he turned his tone and looked at me with envy and said, "Do you know who the beautiful woman you just bumped into is?"

"I didn't know, I saw it for the first time," I replied casually. Suddenly, my heart was blessed and my eyes widened. "Is she... your dream lover - Cheng Xue?"

"That's her!" Wang Bing looked jealous and said, "Damn, you are so lucky that you bumped into her... Do you think so? Is it to see that she is beautiful and careless?"

"The heart of the villain!" I sneered with disdain, "Don't look at others as despicable as you, okay? By the way, looking at the way your dream lover just saw you and ran away in a panic, I think her impression of you is not ordinary..."

Wang Bing also looked depressed when he heard the words: "Oh, I'm eager to succeed. I guess it scared her... It's really regretful..." With that, he turned his eyes and said with a flattering fake smile, "But fortunately, with the help of your good brother, with your means, I believe you can help me get what I want, right? How's it going? About the love letter..."

"It's done. I put it in the professional mailbox of 'advertising production' for you yesterday."

"Real? Then why is her attitude towards me still like this? Wang Bing looked at me and stopped talking, with a look of suspicion on his face.

"I wrote an anonymous letter. With the impression you left her, "Brother Pig", do you think she might pay attention to the love letter you wrote to her? I guess it will go directly into the dustbin as soon as you see the signature, right? So, I'll write to her anonymously first, and then you can jump out when there is any progress, so that you will have a glimmer of life, understand? This trick is called 'borrowing the corpse to return the soul'.

"Gan Ming and smart," Wang Bing Mao suddenly opened his eyes and smiled, "Brother's lifelong happiness depends on you!"

"Okay, okay, I'll make it first. Whether it's done or not, you must invite me for a week's meal? To be honest, I don't have much confidence in helping you catch up with Cheng Xue, the swan..."

"Damn, am I a toad? Many people say that I'm handsome or not!"

"But if you stand next to Cheng Xue, you can only be a toad..."

"Uh-huh... That's right. Alas, asking what the world is, it's just that people are getting poor. That's all. At worst, I'll go to work during the summer vacation. I'll treat you to lunch tomorrow!"

"Refresh!" I smiled with satisfaction.