Chapter 8 I have no breasts
"Goblin?"
Seeing that I was at a loss, he turned around and pointed out: "Why can that old locust tree spirit live?"
"Old locust tree essence?"
"The boss, you are boring, aren't you? You can't see his identity with your ability?"
"What's his identity?"
"Old locust tree spirit."
My first feeling was that I ran into a psychopath and paused. I thought this conversation was ridiculous. I shook my head and muttered, "There are too many strange facts recently!"
He grabbed me and pulled me to the door and shouted, "If it weren't for the locust tree spirit, how could you plant a tree on this kind of land?"
I followed his hand, and my eyes were about to stare out: I don't know when three trees grew up in the open space outside the door. They were all one and a half tall, with dense branches, and a thriving scene. Wu Yongsheng sat down under the tree, squinted his eyes, and read words in his mouth, as if he were chatting with the three trees, and those trees seemed to understand what he was saying, and the branches and leaves swayed slightly, which was very useful.
"How can this... happen?"
The handsome man waved to Lao Wu: "Brother Huai, please take a moment to speak."
Lao Wu came over with a smile and said, "You are older than me, and I dare not be a brother."
The handsome man said, "Don't worry so clearly. Let me ask you something. Our boss really doesn't know your identity?"
"Oh?" Wu Yongsheng looked at me and said with a smile, "No way, his cultivation is better than ours!"
I wondered, "What kind of cultivation?"
Old Wu Le said happily, "Brother Xiaolong, you don't have to be modest. Although our cultivation is limited, we can also see that you have passed the heavenly disaster and ranked in the immortal class."
I said in panic, "What, what do you mean by shooting Journey to the West?"
Lao Wu said, "Let's formally introduce that I am a locust outside the Hangu Pass at the end of the Spring and Autumn Period. I have received the essence of heaven and earth, and it coincides with the moral heaven and pass. I made the Tao Te Ching for Guan Yin. After the scriptures, I didn't suddenly feel anything, Brother Xiaolong, please forgive me.
I was so anxious that I jumped on the ground: "Speak vernacular!"
The handsome man said, "It means that he is an old locust tree outside Hangu Pass. After listening to Lao Yan's Tao Te Ching, he became a human. He thought you could see it, so he didn't tell you specifically."
I looked at him in a daze, and one hand quietly reached to the root of the thigh and pinched it hard, which hurt!
Old Wu Chong's handsome man arched his hand: "I haven't asked my name yet. I can't see through your background and cultivation at all. It's admirable."
The handsome man said cheerfully, "As for the name, just call me Jin Chengwu. My father is a three-legged Jinwu, and my mother is Jinzui Dapeng."
Lao Wu suddenly said, "No wonder I think you have several complex breaths."
Jin Chengwu laughed and said, "Because I'm of mixed race."
I coughed and pretended to be inadway and said, "Well, you guys talk, I have to go back..." He strode to the door.
Jin Chengwu said, "Where are you going?"
I ran away and shouted, "Ghost!"
At this time, Xiaoqian and Gao Xiaowei came downstairs. Gao Xiaowei said, "What are you shouting about?"
I stopped. Anyway, Gao Xiaowei is also my sister. I can't leave her here like this, but Wu Yongsheng and Jin Chengwu stood on both sides of me. My legs trembled so much that I didn't even have any strength. I cried and said, "Xiaowei, you really shouldn't come!" As the saying goes, just out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's nest!
Jin Chengwu looked at Xiaoqian and said to me with a smile, "See, she is a ghost--"
When Xiaoqian saw Jin Chengwu, her face was slightly moved. Seeing that we seemed to have something to say, she gently said to Gao Xiaowei, "Sister, go back to your room first."
"Oh." Although Gao Xiaowei was reluctant, she obeyed Xiaoqian's words.
After Gao Xiaowei left, Jin Chengwu smiled and said to Xiaoqian, "Little girl, we have all introduced ourselves. It's your turn next."
Xiaoqian floated downstairs and said 10,000 blessings to the three of us. She said, "The little woman was born in the Jiaqing period of the Qing Dynasty. Because her parents insisted on marrying me to the playboy Wang Qing, she threw herself into the cliff angrily and died at the age of 17. Later, because of a single thought, he wandered among the green mountains and pine mountains all day long, and gradually cultivated into a physical body. It was really a good fate to see the three predecessors.
I sat on the ground...
Wu Yongsheng sighed, "What a poor child. He tasted the coldness of the world at a young age."
Although I was afraid, I couldn't help saying, "She is over 200 years old!"
Xiaoqian said, "Although I asked Brother Xiaolong, your 'actual' age is still a virtual age."
Jin Chengwu looked at me on the ground and said, "Your little brother Long doesn't seem to know our details yet."
Xiaoqian was surprised and said, "How can it be that he has already gone through the disaster."
Jin Chengwu Dao: "I thought so, but his performance is similar to that of ordinary human beings. Are we all wrong?"
Wu Yongsheng said gently, "Brother Xiaolong, aren't you kidding us?"
I calmed down on the ground for a while, and then suddenly got up and said, "You should be joking with me, right? Say, who sent you?"
Although I always failed the political class, I was also a staunch materialist. I suddenly figured out that there is only one possibility now, that these three people were originally in the same group. They wanted to lie to me, and their props were: three saplings, a few pieces of gold, as for Xiaoqian - as long as she could For **'s son, I'm ashamed of my behavior just now. There are many crooked ways in the world. Why didn't I think of it?
Wu Yongsheng smiled and said, "It seems that Brother Xiaolong doesn't believe us."
Jincheng Wudao: "Then we have to make a fool of ourselves. I'll do it first." He beat left and right in the room and suddenly picked up the ashtray on my counter. I was wary and said, "What are you going to do?"
Jin Chengwu smiled, took off the leather gloves on his left hand, and held the ashtray in his hand. Then I watched the ashtray slowly deteriorate from the place in contact with his hand. The golden yellow gradually rose from the bottom and began to render upward. In less than half a minute, it changed from a transparent glass to a golden size. A piece of gold...
Jin Chengwu put the golden ashtray in front of my eyes: "Brother Xiaolong, do you want to identify it?"
"...Acrobatics, right? Liu Qian's hand is much faster than yours.
"Hehe." Jin Chengwu did not defend himself. He took off the gloves on his right hand in an orderly manner, and then put the golden ashtray on his right hand.
As soon as he took off his gloves, I felt the heat on my face. I was shocked to find that his right hand was as red as a burning carbon bar in the stove, and the ashtray quickly shrank in the heart of his right hand, like plastic being roasted by flames, and finally completely turned into a pile of gold water, and then disappeared!
"There is a saying that real gold is not afraid of fire, but if you look at the fire, the three flavors of real fire will not work!" The red light reflected Jin Chengwu's handsome face, and he said with a smile.
I sat on the ground again...
Jin Chengwu carefully put on his gloves and said, "Because of my lack of cultivation, my two hands can never be hidden. The touch of my left hand turns into gold, and my right hand is on fire all year round. Only this pair of ancient deer skin gloves can be covered, which makes everyone laugh."
Lao Wu smiled and said, "Brother Jin's power is amazing. I won't be ashamed. What I rely on is just my own convenience. I am proficient in grass and wood habits, and I can promote the growth of all kinds of plants regardless of time and land."
The two of them looked at Xiaoqian together: "What about you?"
Xiaoqian said shyly, "My ability is not worth it in front of the two predecessors. Because I have been wandering in the mountains all year round, I have learned some rough skills to control the wind. In addition, although I have turned into a physical body, I am too weak to swallow food. I can only smell its essence to maintain my life. Moreover, because the time is too short, my body is not fully formed. With that, she picked up her skirt and said, "I don't have feet."
Under the skirt, there is only a pair of white calves, and the long legs are empty...
Then the three "people" looked at me together: "Brother Xiaolong, how about you?"
I cried, pinched both sides of my shirt and hugged her and said, "Don't I have a chest?"
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This chapter is short, but it is just right to write about it. What is the identity of the dragon, sheep and sheep? If you guess right, there will definitely be a prize! Tip, think about the mix-and-match words. However, he is not a monster like He Anyi, nor is he a candidate like Xiaoqiang. H