Chapter 14 The Old Demon of Montenegro
After the dishes were all ordered, the waiter asked us, "Do you need any drinks?"
I looked at the crowd: "Who can drink?"
Gao Xiaowei raised her hand and said, "I want to drink red wine!"
I said, "Then have a bottle." I know that with the personality of this little sister, if she is not satisfied today, she will definitely get a moth, and there is a source of drinking at home. My father has been strict with me since he was a child, but he doesn't seem to care much about drinking. Every Spring Festival, Gao Xiaowei is drunk and crazy. He just smiles.
After the wine and vegetables were served, I picked up the wine and poured a glass for each of them. Gao Xiaowei couldn't wait to raise her glass to Jin Chengwu Dao: "Since someone pays the bill today, I will respect the owner first." He smiled and said, "I didn't expect you to be a rich second generation."
Old Wu whispered, "He is not the second generation of wealth. He is the second generation of gods."
Gao Xiaowei drank it all, looked at us and said, "Drink it!"
Jin Chengwu said to me with a smile, "Your sister is quite good at drinking." I picked up the glass and took a sip.
Xiaoqian looked at the cup in a daze and said, "It doesn't matter if you drink less. Red wine can also nourish your face."
Xiaoqian raised the glass and smelled it carefully and said with a smile, "It tastes so strange."
Gao Xiaowei ate two mouthfuls of dishes and said to Xiaoqian, "Sister Xiaoqian, let's touch one."
Xiaoqian had to bring a cup with her and told her, "It's better for girls to drink less."
Gao Xiaowei drank it all again and said proudly, "It's all bullshit. I'll ask you to shake it slowly later. This time it's mine."
I said, "Are you going to that kind of place to die now?" The reason why I chose to eat here is actually for safety. The gangsters will definitely not come here.
Gao Xiaowei disdained and said, "It's not certain who will die. Next time I see that boy, I will even kick his egg for him!"
Xiaoqian blushed when she heard this. Now she finally knows what the "egg" that Gao Xiaowei often hangs on her mouth is, but this time she didn't say anything. Although she looks weak, she is actually a girl with a very strong personality, otherwise she would not have jumped off the cliff in order to escape from marriage. Xiaoqian took the initiative to pick up the cup and said, "Come on, sister will drink with you."
Gao Xiaowei laughed and drank another cup. Xiaoqian "smell" hard, and her face turned red, but this time it was because of wine.
Jin Chengwu said happily, "Xiao Wei is really a heroine. I also have a toast to you." After saying that, he saw that the wine was gone and shouted to the waiter, "Give us half a dozen red wine!" It attracted the people next to him to turn around one after another.
Gao Xiaowei didn't refuse to drink a drink. I didn't care. I looked at her with a smile. No matter how much she said about herself, after all, she was just a 17-year-old child. There was also a little crazy. She praised her that she couldn't wait to give her head to the other party. She didn' It has been sold for a long time.
After a few rounds of wine, everyone quickly entered the state. Gao Xiaowei caught who to compete with. Her face turned red and her smile was crazy. Jin Chengwu deliberately teased her. He left and right cup and drank with her. Xiaoqian didn't know what sadness she remembered. She smelled it with a cup of wine. I turned my head Sit down, don't eat or move.
I said, "Lao Wu, have a drink."
Lao Wu smiled and waved his hand: "You know, I like quietness. Moral Tianzun said that five colors make people blind, five tones make people deaf, wine, color and wealth, these things are still less stained."
I said, "It's okay to drink less. Didn't I still say that small wine is good and big wine hurts my body?"
Old Wu said confusedly, "Did he say that?"
"Well, that's what I said."
“......”
Old Wu couldn't beat me, and saw that everyone was drinking happily. Finally, he was a little moved. He picked up the cup and poured it into his shoes...
Then I saw Lao Wu blushing all the time from his neck - other people's drinking was red from their faces, and he was the opposite. When the red face came up, Lao Wu slapped the table hard. Everyone was busy, but they looked at him together.
Lao Wu shook his head and said, "Heaven and earth are not benevolent, everything is a dog, the saint is not benevolent, and the people are the dog - good wine, good wine!"
Gao Xiaowei said in astonishment, "What did you do to the old man?"
Jin Chengwu hurriedly patted Lao Wu and said, "Lao Wu, Lao Wu, are you all right?"
I'm so sweaty that I drank too much in one cup!
Lao Wu drank a few times, poured another cup, his eyes lit up, and muttered to himself, "When I crossed the Hangu Pass, I was nothing more than a small locust tree. Thanks to him, come on, let's toast him!" With that, he poured another glass of wine into his shoes.
Jin Chengwu covered his face: "Lao Wu's cultivation is ruined in our hands."
Xiaoqian hurriedly advised, "Brother Wu, don't drink it."
Lao Wu raised the cup in his hand so that Xiaoqian could not touch it. Suddenly, he cried and said, "Sister, listen to my brother's words. Don't blame your parents. After all, it's not easy to raise you up since you were a child. Look at me. I just want to hate but no one hates. Where Yes, maybe his parents have already been cut down as a catama. Lao Wu drank a few more drinks, staggered up, picked up the wine bottle and poured it into his mouth...
Jin Chengwu and I took a look and quickly got up and held it: "Get away. I'm really drunk. I can't even find my mouth."
Gao Xiaowei said stupidly, "Isn't it quite accurate? Once I drank too much and poured it straight into my shoes."
"Then you two are almost the same--" I shouted, "Xiaoqian, you are in charge of that!" Xiaoqian hurried over to help Gao Xiaowei.
Jin Chengwu settled the bill. I stopped two cars at the door and said to Jin Chengwu, "You sit in the back car with Lao Wu, and the three of us are in front of us."
Two cars passed the railway station one by one after the other. When I got off the bus, I put Gao Xiaowei on my shoulder and said to Xiaoqian, "Go and help Lao Jin."
Gao Xiaowei's mind was blurred, and she danced on my shoulder and shouted, "I can still drink!" Young master, add two bombs!"
I sighed and pressed her hard, struggling to pull out the key.
When I got closer, I found two people standing at the glass door at the door and looking in. My mood suddenly became less depressed. It seemed that there was finally a business today. I shook the key and shouted, "Please open the door for me. I'll give you a 15% discount later."
When the two people heard the movement behind them, they suddenly turned around and stared at me fiercely. These two people, with blue-faced fangs, were dressed in tatters...
"Fuck!" I cursed and ran away with a straight face.
When Gao Xiaowei saw the two people staring at us, she said an an anthorently, "What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman? Look at the eyeballs and pick them out for you!"
As I ran, I was out of breath and said, "Auntie, please save me some snacks!"
I ran to Jin Chengwu in one breath and pointed to him in collapse: "Those two, it's up to you!"
"Come again?" Jin Chengwu threw Lao Wu to the ground and took off the gloves of his right hand.
Lao Wu put his hands and feet on the ground and muttered while swimming backstroke, "I can still drink!" Next time I'll treat you to Huo's Jiuquan to drink!"
Gao Xiaowei laughed drunk and said, "Bart B!"
These two people are very speculative.
Over there, Jin Chengwu had already lit the two zombies. As soon as Gao Xiaowei wanted to turn around, I covered her eyes.
After burning the zombies and returning to the house, Jin Chengwu looked at the two piles of ashes puzzled. I threw Gao Xiaowei to Xiaoqian and gasped, "Go to bed first! Let's talk about it tomorrow!"
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The next morning, I opened the door of the store. Jin Chengwu swayed down first and ate with the bread he bought in the supermarket yesterday. Xiaoqian packed up from upstairs with a breath in her mouth. The three of us were busy with each other, and no one spoke, which seemed to form a tacit understanding.
The figure at the top of the stairs flashed and hurriedly turned around, but I had seen him for a long time and said with a smile, "Lao Wu, how do you feel?"
"Hey hey, hey hey hey--" Lao Wu scratched his head and walked down slowly. Seeing that we all looked at him with a smile, he was even more embarrassed. He had nothing to say, "That wine is too fast."
"Didn't you say that you were blind and deaf in five tones or something? Why did you drink it in the end?"
Lao Wu said shyly, "When I saw you drinking, I couldn't help my curiosity, and I still didn't have enough cultivation."
I asked him, "Will you drink it again in the future?"
Lao Wu resolutely said, "You won't drink even if you beat me to death!"
We all laughed. It turned out that Lao Wu, who looked steady and honest, looked completely different after drinking.
After laughing for a while, I said, "Speaking of business, the zombies came again last night. This won't work."
Old Wu hurriedly asked, "How many?"
"Two."
"That's not a lot."
I said, "Half of it won't work! In the future, they will walk to me as soon as it's dark. Can't I open a store? Even if you don't open a store, you will be in a panic. What should I do if you are not here?
Jin Cheng Wu Dao: "I'm surprised. Why do you attract so many zombies?"
Lao Wu said, "So it seems that this is by no means accidental. Someone should deliberately fight against us, and it is a master of evil sects."
I said depressed, "Who did you offend?"
Lao Wu said, "It's not necessarily offended. Although zombies don't need aura, the practitioners are different. We gather together with aura, which may cause others to salivate."
Xiaoqian said, "When Brother Wu said that, I think of someone."
We asked together, "Who?"
Xiaoqian said, "I have been practicing on the hull mountain opposite, but I only move near the West Peak. As far as I know, there is still an old black mountain demon living on the East Peak."
I wondered, "Didn't the old demon of Montenegro be killed by Liang Chaowei?"
Xiaoqian continued: "This old Montenegrin demon should also be a practitioner for thousands of years, but he is a serious evil sect practice. There are mass graves everywhere on the Mount. He practiced by sucking the flesh and blood of the dead."
Lao Wu frowned and said, "That's really the practice of the evil faction. Are you sure he is thousands of years old?
Xiaoqian nodded: "I'm sure."
I can't help asking Lao Wu, "How do you divide these righteous and evil factions?"
Lao Wu said: "Sonest masters generally practice by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth. Although this practice is relatively slow, it will have a grand future after a long time. One of the most obvious characteristics of the evil faction is that it will harm ordinary people, or charm and seduce, or simply harm them. In short, it is the flesh and blood The essence is for their own use, and they are also the law of the jungle with each other. If they meet someone who is lower than their own cultivation, they will kill each other.
I suddenly said, "It's a little bit of the meaning of Jianzong Qizong."
Lao Wu said, "If it is really like what Xiaoqian said, the other party is an evil master who has been cultivated for thousands of years, it will be more difficult to deal with."
"Why?"
"Although the evil school practiced quickly, the karma is also doubly fierce. They have no possibility of disaster at all, and their life expectancy is often not too long. If he is really a master of the evil sect for thousands of years, he must have his own ability."
Jincheng Wudao: "And the evil masters are very strong in attack. Two good and evil practitioners of the same age meet, and most of the decent party is not their opponents."
I waved my hand and said, "I understand what you mean. You and Lao Wu can't beat the black mountain demon together!"
Jin Chengwu and Lao Wu showed a shameful expression.
After a while, Lao Wu said again, "The matter of zombies is probably done by the old demon of Montenegro. He sucks the flesh and blood of dead people, and driving zombies is also his specialty."
I spread out my hands and said, "What should I do? Just wait for him to spend time with us?"
Lao Wu sighed, "We can't afford to spend it with others. If he does anything casually, we have to waste it in the middle of the night to resist. In the long run, practice will be abandoned."
Jin Chengwu suddenly said, "I have a way."
We hurriedly asked, "What?"
Jincheng Wudao: "There is a saying that the strongest attack is the best defense. If he wants to spend with us, we will go to him if he doesn't show up!"
I gave him a blank look: "What are you going to attack? He is likely to be better than you and Lao Wu!"
Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "It's impossible for me to be compassionate with Lao Wu--" He turned his eyes and said, "Don't we still have you?"
I said angrily, "I don't care. You want me to find a gang of gangs. The society slashed to death with a knife?
Jincheng Wudao: "Don't forget your other identity - in the eyes of outsiders, you are the golden body after the disaster!"
Lao Wu's eyes also lit up: "Yes, why didn't I think of this stubble?"
I said in horror, "You don't want me to fight with that Montenegrin demon, do you?"
Lao Wu smiled and said, "Don't you understand? You don't need to take action at all. The golden body after the robbery is a legendary existence. The old demon of Montenegro dares not have any resistance when he sees you."
"Are you going to sing the empty city plan?" I immediately said, "What if he really resists?"
Lao Wu looked at Jin Chengwu and said firmly, "Even if we can't do it, we still have the confidence to come back unharmed."
I waved my hand sadly: "What are you waiting for? Let's go!"
Lao Wu and Jin Chengwu were overjoyed. Lao Wu said to Xiaoqian, "Xiaoqian, don't go. In case we really fight, we can't be distracted."
Xiaoqian shook her head and said, "I'm very familiar with the Mount of the sant. I won't have any problems. Besides, even if you want to escape, you have to find someone you know the way, right?"
Lao Wu and Jin Chengwu looked at each other and said with one voice, "Then let's go."
I'm speechless. It seems that our industry is more or less auspicious! There is a saying that meat buns beat dogs without returning. If the three of them are the skin of the steamed buns, I am the stuffing of the steamed buns - it looks like there are leeks and green onions, but it's actually the best!
Before leaving, I took a look upstairs. Gao Xiaowei was still sleeping, which means we had to come back before dark.
On the way, Lao Wu said to me, "When you meet the old demon of Montenegro, pay attention to what you say. Don't talk nonsense as usual. You are the god who has survived the disaster and ranked in the fairy class!"
I have in my heart that my collection hasn't exceeded 10,000, why is it a great god...
Jincheng Wudao: "Yes, pay attention to the momentum!"
I took out my sunglasses and put them on and made a frown: "Is that all right?"
Jin Chengwu: "... Forget it. It's like kicking the ** head of the field."
Xiaoqian smiled and said, "Brother Xiaolong is actually quite graceful."
She is right. In the past, although ordinary people did not know my identity when I was in school, the so-called "flagpoles" who did well understood that I was the nuclear bomb that I really couldn't afford to provoke. Who saw me shouting from Brother Long? Our temperament has been cultivated since I was a child!
Hortling Mountain was less than half an hour away from my store. In a while, we went up the mountain, but as soon as I climbed for a while, I didn't have time to chat with them. The wall of Horzi Mountain was extremely steep, and I climbed out of breath. Naturally, the two old goblins had nothing to do
Before I got to the mountainside, I was sweating profusely. Lao Wu said, "This can't be done. I'm exposed before I get to the place. Who has ever seen the golden god climb the mountain after the disaster?"
Jincheng Wudao: "What can you do?"
Old Wu Ning thought for a moment and said, "You guys wait." He took off his shoes, plunged his feet into the soil, and said happily, "Well, there are a lot of plants nearby."
It's early summer now. Harrie Mountain is lush, and the plants are of course lush, but I don't know what he can do. I was thinking about it. Suddenly, a vine as thick as a child's arm emerged from the top of the mountain. The vine came near us, looked around like a big snake, and then quickly He rushed to Lao Wu's feet and rubbed his head on Lao Wu's trouser legs like a coquettish way.
Lao Wu smiled and said, "Stop it, stop it. I'll give you a task to drag our master to the top of the mountain."
When Tengzi heard the words, he came to me and circled around my waist three times. Lao Wu shouted, "Get up!"
I suddenly volleyed into the air and was carried off to the top of the mountain by the vine.
I danced in mid-air and said, "Damn it, it's so exciting!"
Old Wu smiled and said, "How do you feel?"
I raised my thumb: "Green rattan roller coaster, my grandfather's grandfather said it was good!"
Old Wu muttered, "Maybe your grandfather's grandfather has really seen it." He followed up quickly.)
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Super spoiler: The Black Mountain demon is not the heroine (there is only one chapter today, scare the Black Mountain demon tomorrow)! D