The first mix-and-match in history

Chapter 16 Mythical Beast

At this moment, do you think I'm going in or not? According to my personality, I definitely don't want to enter, but if I want to run away, we may have to plant here as nourishment for the old elm essence. Besides, what do I see if I don't enter the readers?

Whether you enter or not, the hole is there, not big or small...

Old Wu pulled me and whispered, "He may not dare to do anything to you."

I also whispered, "What if he really dares to do to me?"

Jin Chengwu Dao: "Then just shout, let's rush in to save you!"

I'm not satisfied with this answer. Listening to the tone of the old demon of Montenegro, he has been hungry for a long time, and his appetite must be very good. In case that the hole is his stomach, I may become a lump of excrement between the dragonfly. In the case of digestion, if the absorption is incomplete, I will become Things - shit, I've made progress...

Finally, I gritted my teeth and went inside proudly. Lao Wu just wanted to be with me with a fluke mentality. Dozens of vines were immediately sealed behind me. The old demon of Montenegro smiled: "Several Taoist friends, please rest outside for a while."

I walked into the cave with a complicated mood, looking around carefully, humming "Anger"...

I found that it is very spacious, about seven or eight square meters, and what surprised me most was that it was very clean, which was very different from the scene of bones in my mind.

The tree hole opens the door on one side, and there are thick trunks on both sides. On the innermost trunk, the whole wall is covered with dark red tubes, like the veins of the organs in the human body. In this film-like vein, it is faintly wrapped in a human-shaped thing. As the blood vessels surge, the man is also He moved from time to time, but his expression was quiet, and there was nothing to be afraid of.

Seeing me come in, the man moved inside again, as if arching his hand to salute, and the slightly hoarse voice sounded: "Thank you for your appreciation, senior." I don't know if it's because there was an echo outside just now, the sound is softer in the tree hole. Although it is hoarse, it has endless magnetism.

I looked around for a while and waved my hand and said, "What's the matter with you asking me in?"

The man on the wall moved manually, and there was a stump in the corner of the wall digging the soil like a grandson. When he came behind me, the old demon of Montenegro said, "Senior Long, please sit down."

Since you have come, you will be at ease. Anyway, I'm here. I just risked myself. I sat down and looked around and said, "You are quite unique. It's not cheap to open a hotel."

The man on the wall was obviously stunned, and then smiled and said, "Senior Long is worthy of being a master. He can't understand a casual sentence."

I gradually understood that the person hanging on the wall was the real body of the old Montenegrin demon. He lived in this tree and commanded it like a brain and heart.

When the Black Mountain old demon saw me, he said unnaturally, "I'm not in human form now, so I won't come out to make my senior laugh."

"Just stay up there." I found that since I entered the hole, the attitude of the old demon in Black Mountain has been different from that of us outside just now. Although he was quite afraid of me just now, he was sneered with a gun and a stick in his speech. Now he speaks like a amorous hostess, delicate, moderate and dignified.

"Yes, what's the matter with you asking me to come here?"

"Not afraid of the senior's jokes, Xiaohei has lived for more than 2,000 years. It is the first time for a successful person like the senior to see him. Although Xiaohei knows that there is no hope of disaster, the twists and turns of the seniors and turns of Xiaohei still want to listen to him from his predecessors. If he can

I understand. He wants to know how I got the disaster. Although he doesn't have this ambition, he is just curious. It's the same as being born with color blindness to ask how the person who got his driver's license took the exam at the beginning...

I coughed and said, "This disaster is actually simple. When the thunder strikes..."

"Ha ha, Xiaohei can't wait for the thunder to get to the body. Why don't you start from the beginning, senior, when did you succeed in the disaster?"

"Not long, just a while ago."

"That's... hundreds of years ago?"

"Well, that's all."

"Senior, please take the liberty to ask, what era were you born?"

"I'm early. Anyway, I have a good relationship with Brother Pan."

"Brother Pan?"

"Pangu!" I really can't remember the earlier people.

"..." The old demon of Montenegro stopped talking, and then said with resentment, "Since you don't want to say it, you don't have to say it." It seems that he also knows that I'm fooling casually. He has just taken the civil service examination. Pangu is a member of the Standing Committee of the Central Committee. If I want to say that Zhu Bajie and our brother wear a pair of trousers, he can probably believe it.

"Can you tell me what your predecessor is?"

"This..." I don't know what to say. There seems to be a calculation on the computer. I haven't calculated it. I usually look at the horoscope...

Seeing that it was difficult for me to speak, he carefully tested, "Is it a mythical beast?"

"I won't tell you first, test your eyesight." I said with a smile.

"Oh, have you ever seen a mythical beast?"

"I've seen several of them."

"Can you talk about it?"

"Hey, there is a kind of mythical beast called grass mud horse. They live on the Malegobi and are very respected by the world."

"I see, the senior is a grass mud horse."

"No!" I said suddenly, and repeated it several times in my heart: You are just a mud horse, and your whole family is a mud horse!

"Hey..." The old demon of Montenegro complained again: "Since the senior doesn't want to say anything, Xiaohei dares not force it, so let's talk about how you usually practice. Is this okay?"

Speaking of this, I want to type an ellipsis again - how the hell do I know how to practice?

"The senior won't even want to say this, will he?" The old black mountain demon's tone is no longer so happy. I don't know if he will leave the next moment, or he just used these words to test me. I quickly said casually, "You have to follow your heart, change your mind, and practice naturally unrestrainedly."

It's all from the third-rate martial arts film to listen to the nonsense said by Uncle White Beard...

"But my original intention is to eat people. Can I get the right result if I continue to practice like this?" The old demon of Montenegro said confusedly.

"Well, there is another saying to defeat yourself. Don't you want to eat people? Hold on! Don't hold back, and you will see the results at a certain time. What I said this time is all my psychological words!

The old demon of Montenegro listened to me and unconsciously turned over on the wall. He saw a specific soft body lying on his side, holding the back of his head in one hand and his other hand on his thigh. Although he couldn't see his face clearly, he had a three-point female tenderness, but with a Big bald head, the voice is really difficult to distinguish between male and female. I don't know whether to use "he" or "she".

"Senior, what's wrong with you, senior?"

Then I came to my senses and hurriedly said, "It's nothing."

The old demon of Montenegro said slowly, "Today, I benefited a lot from listening to my senior's words, but the senior's kindness is far more than that."

"Ah?" I don't understand. Is he the sapling I planted on Arbor Day in my third grade? Isn't it so precocious? Have you drunk milk powder?

The old demon of Montenegro said quietly, "I thought that Daluo Jinxian like my predecessor would come in person, and I must have died of evil. I didn't expect that the senior was merciful and said so much to me." It turned out that he thought I was here to deal with him.

I stood up and said, "Live well. As long as you don't harm others, I won't care about you. I'll leave if it's okay."

The old black mountain demon hurriedly stood up and arched his hand and said, "Congratulations to the senior."

I walked out with my head held high, and Xiaoqian and Lao Wu hurried to meet them. I winned at them vigorously: " Calm down!"

So the four of us swaggered down to the top of the mountain. The old demon of Montenegro put away the vines, the crown of the tree hung down, and respectfully saw us down the mountain.

halfway up the mountain, Xiaoqian finally couldn't help cheering, and we all laughed. Lao Wu asked me what was going on. I repeated my conversation with the old demon of Montenegro. Jin Chengwu laughed and said, "Hahahaha, you are so bad!"

Xiaoqian smiled and said, "It seems that we have thought too much. The old demon of Montenegro dared not doubt Brother Xiaolong at all. He invited Brother Xiaolong in and really wanted to inquire about the disaster. He originally thought that he could not escape the disaster this time, so we said that he didn't believe it when we left."

Jin Cheng Wu Dao: "This boy is also quite bold. He just escaped from death and dares to call Xiaolong again. Does he really want to survive the disaster?"

Xiaoqian said, "But he is still sincere. His current meridians and painstaking efforts are all concentrated in the tree hole. Even an ordinary person can pose a danger to him, but he actually shows it openly."

Old Wu suddenly stopped and frowned and murmured. I asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Lao Wu said, "In this way, this old demon of Montenegro is not what we think. He also has a good side. He has no choice but to manipulate zombies to forage."

I said, "Anyway, we won't dare to scare her like this."

Old Wu said, "What will she eat in the future?"

I said, "You care about her!"

"No way! I have to go back."

I was surprised and said, "What are you doing back?"

Lao Wu said, "Confucius said: There is no kind of teaching. Since he is still self-motivated, I will go to help him. I can't watch him die by himself."

I said, "How can you help her?"

Old Wu said, "I wonder if I can pass on the Tao Te Ching to him and let him practice back to the right path."

I said in a hurry, "Are you going back again after getting out of danger?"

Lao Wu smiled and said, "The goodness is as good as water and virtue. What's more, this black brother and I are still the same. If I abandon it, it will be a disaster for my practice."

I said, "Then I'll go with you again."

Lao Wu waved his hand and said, "The old demon of Montenegro is uncertain. It's not good for you to arouse his suspicion again."

"Do you know that he has to go by himself?"

"It doesn't matter. After all, we have similar origins. Even if he wants to hurt me, it's not that easy."

"Then you have thought about it. Xiaohei is not stupid. I just talked nonsense that he should react now. If you go and vent your anger on you, you will have bad luck."

Lao Wu said no more, waved to us, and then headed for the mountain again.

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