Chapter 33 Royal kitchen knife flying

As soon as I heard Liu Laoliu say this, I said in case of hope, "Do you remember how to draw?"

Liu Laoliu said with a bitter face, "I've almost forgotten it." Seeing that we all had the impulse to beat him, he hurriedly said, "But I have books!" He opened his pocket and began to dig out the messy things, including playing cards, small steel rings for magic, wrenches, screwdrivers, pirated system disks. Finally, he took out a dilapidated thread-bound book, spit a little on his fingers and turned over the page, and muttered, "Dementor... Dementor... Here It's over!"

Liu Laoliu proudly showed us the content of the book: "I said there is!"

Lao Wu took a look at the book and said, "The age of this book is really not short."

Liu Laoliu said, "Of course, I didn't lie to you. I passed this book to me, and our family is a serious descendant of Maoshan."

I laughed and said, "The descendants of Maoshan have never even seen a ghost?"

Liu Laoliu muttered, "Don't look down on me. Sixth Master, I'm also a person who can fly with a sword." Seeing that we were all smiling and silent, he took out the wooden box I saw last time and put it on the ground from his pocket and said, "If you don't believe it, look at it - hum ha, get out of the sheath!"

Before he finished speaking, two kitchen knives suddenly flew out of the box. Liu Laoliu stood on the kitchen knife with his progress and said, "Illness!" The two kitchen knives took him around the house.

A group of us looked at each other in consternate and were both surprised. It turned out that the old liars still had some ways.

Liu Laoliu showed his face, took the kitchen knife back into the box, and said, "How's it going?"

Lao Wu muttered, "It's an eye-opening - but as far as I know, everyone else is flying with a sword. How can Brother Liu... fly with a kitchen knife?"

Liu Laoliu blushed and said, "Can't we afford a sword? Besides, that thing is a controlled product. How can I buy a train ticket for someone when I go out with my back?

We: "..."

Liu Laoliu sighed, "Thousands of words regret should not have listened to my father's words at the beginning. He was not good at learning and humiliating, but he really didn't tell me that there were ghosts in the world."

Jincheng Wudao: "Maybe he hasn't seen it either. Just tell him when you go back this time."

Liu Laoliu said, "If I could see him, I would really go to hell - my father has been dead for more than 20 years."

I said, "Don't talk nonsense. Go to work." After Liu Laoliu showed this, I gave him a few points of confidence, and I couldn't help but feel a little anxious.

Liu Laoliu turned over the book and said, "Don't worry, since there is a dementor, there must be a way to break it." He turned back a few pages and said happily, "Yes!"

I stretched out my head and saw a strange symbol drawn on the book, which was written in traditional Chinese characters: the method of dementor cracking.

Liu Laoliu pulled out a heap of apricot yellow paper and an ink cartridge from his bag, but opened it with cinnabar. Liu Laoliu took a bald brush and licked it on the tip of his tongue and said, "These are all antiques of the times. It's expensive to draw one!"

I glanced at the ink cartridge and said, "Where are the hooligan rabbits still printed on your antiques?" At first glance, the ink cartridge is for preschool children to practice calligraphy.

Liu Laoliu did not blush. He held up his brush and said, "For the sake of our fate, I'll charge you 50 yuan for one." He glanced at the picture in the book and drew a picture on the yellow paper with a brush. The rune was crooked and twisted, like a gas on the glass. Looking at himself, Liu Laoliu felt that he couldn't say it. He picked it up and threw it aside and said, "How many years have you haven't painted it? I won't charge you for this one."

After all, the old liar still has a foundation. The second picture was completed in one go, and he actually drew a nine image for him. Liu Laoliu held the rune and shook it around and showed it to us. He said proudly, "How about it? The family takes action, it's different!"

Jin Chengwu pinched the charm and said worried, "Can this thing work?"

Liu Laoliu said, "It's right to draw me, but if it doesn't work, I won't guarantee the ticket."

Old Wu said, "It's better to draw a few more just in case."

I took out my wallet and counted a few tickets and patted them on the table and said, "You draw 500 yuan for me first."

Liu Laoliu was in high spirits. He put away the money and said, "Get it!" After a while, I drew 10 pictures. I said, "How to use this thing?"

Liu Laoliu said, "You just need to protect the heart of the spiritual platform." He found two ropes, and every five charms were dressed into a string, hanging on Xiaoqian's forehead and neck. I felt unsafe and pressed a few more money on the table: "You draw another 500 yuan for me."

Liu Laoliu opened his eyes and smiled, "It seems that what I drew is still very popular." With that, I went to pick up the money. I opened his hand and said, "If I buy so much, you don't have a discount?"

Liu Laoliu counted the yellow paper on the table and said, "There are still more than 20 pieces of paper. I've drawn them all for you. The extra ones are for nothing. Isn't this kind enough?" He finished drawing more than 20 pieces of paper and looked at Xiaoqian. He had no place to hang it, so he had to hang a string on his waist, and then tilted a string to hang a Xiaoqian like Song Zuying.

The old liar is going to leave after finishing his painting and packing up his things: "Guys, if there's nothing to do, I'll leave now. We'll... Er, see you later." I could see that the old man was eager to say goodbye in his heart. I said, "You can't leave yet."

Liu Laoliu's mouth drooped: "Why can't I leave yet?"

I said, "I don't know that the charm you drew doesn't work. You can't ignore the after-sales service after spending so much money, can you? The gas delivery person also helps people check if there are any leaks.

Liu Laoliu said, "I can't help it whether it works or not. The gas delivery inspection can help you twist it. I can't help it if it doesn't work."

I said contemptuously, "Do you seem to have said this to the family?"

Liu Laoliu's little eyes turned over and said, "Sixth Master, I am the master who can fly with a kitchen knife. You made me anxious. I sat on the kitchen knife and ran away. I think any of you can catch up with me?"

I: "..."

Lao Wu hurried out and said, "It is because Brother Liu has the ability that we all rely on you. You are always the best. If those runes don't help, we will definitely be blind. Brother Liu, you will be different."

Liu Laoliu glanced at him and said, "These two words are still like words."

Lao Wu smiled and said, "I have lived for more than 2,000 years in vain. I still understand this."

Liu Laoliu shivered: "Well, I will reluctantly stay and give you a strong momentum, but I'm not sure if I can help you at that time."

Old Wu arched his hand and said, "I feel the warmth."

I pulled Su Jing aside and asked, "If this old guy really wants to run on a kitchen knife, can you catch up with him?"

Su Jing said, "In terms of speed, I should not be slower than him, but I can't fly in the air. One sky and one underground, it's hard to say for a long time."

I held my chin and said, "Then why don't you think he ran?"

Su Jing said, "Maybe this Mr. Liu is just a slang on the surface, and he is willing to hoe the strong and help the weak in his heart."

I stared at Liu Laoliu for a long time: "Is it just him? I'd rather believe that he stayed for a meal.

Liu Laoliu suddenly said loudly, "I'm hungry. Do you have to take care of the meal at noon?"

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This is the chapter at noon... If you send another chapter of the merger in the evening, you won't do those things. After reading the secretary, you have to give the tickets. The mash-up is about to make trouble. Everyone will gradually find that there will be some vulgar scenes in this book, which is not so vulgar, referred to as spoof D