Chapter 6 Dig the Toilet

The words of Zhang Ganhu and I gave me two revelations~

First of all, in fact, I should have thought of the trick of splitting the mountain. According to my time as a sword god, I have not been a short time, but I don't know what this title means. I am muddle-headed every day, and I also don't understand the use of sword spirit. In these days, its biggest role Although I have such a strong sword spirit, I don't know how to use it flexibly. Some people will take a hair dryer to blow into a ball of money and clean the transparent tape paper with makeup remover. My brain is dead. If I hadn't been inspired by insects, I really couldn't have thought of chopping the mountain.

Secondly, I really don't know how to explain it to Zhang Ganhu. It is related to the upper limit of a person's ability to accept things. She doesn't believe that I don't blame her. As she said, she has to believe my mother so that she won't let her lead the army. For example, your friends around you tell It's not ridiculous to buy a train ticket to Xi'an and have to give you a performance on the spot with an axe. If the relationship is good, we have to take him to the hospital to check his head, because it is contrary to the well-known common sense.

Zhang Ganhu probably feels this way now, so she is very annoyed that her men don't know how to waste her time in this busy time.

Seeing that she insisted on leaving, I jumped in front of her and said, "What's wrong with you? Don't forget that I was born in a mountain.

Zhang Ganhu wondered, "What do you say?"

"You don't even know the legend of the sword god, do you? Isn't that black mountain that I split?

Zhang Ganhu laughed and said, "You also said that it was the legendary sword god. I admire it very much, but how can the legendary thing be so reliable?"

Dare to chase the tiger, he is still an atheist.

I stood in front of her and said, "Even if I'm bragging, you will satisfy my bragging addiction - an hour! You give me an hour to rest, which is half an hour. If it doesn't work, I will never stop you if you break through again.

Zhang Ganhu rarely said patiently, "Now half an hour has passed for another cup of tea, and then the general's appointment with us has passed. At that time, I didn't do anything to disobey the military order, and besides--" Zhang Zhuhu said unhappily, "Do you want me to ignore the lives of your br

"If you don't listen to me, you will ignore the lives of your sisters. If I fail, you will just go down the mountain a little late. In the overall situation, is it important to violate the lives of the army or the lives of your sisters?"

Zhang Zhuhu just waved his hand. I followed the good advice and said, "General Zhang, you are the leader in leading the army, but can you see a doctor? Can you make tofu? Shouldn't you give a little respect for what you don't know? You haven't been a sword god, have you?

Zhang Jianhu said, "I'm a swordsman now, and I'm far from the sword god."

I said, "Look, if you're not a sword god, you don't have the right to speak, but I'm a sword god!"

Zhang chased the tiger and said, "But I haven't seen Su Jianshen be able to split the mountain!"

"Well...,... I can only say that the sword god is also divided into three or six or nine."

Zhang Zhuhu looked at me with a smile and said, "How many people like you who can't even protect themselves?"

"Well, in a word, I tell you that if you insist on breaking through the siege for the last time, you may regret it for a lifetime."

Zhang Zhihu subconsciously said, "Have you ever split a mountain before?"

I suddenly said, "Don't say, it's really chopping!" When she said this, she thought of the huzi Mountain opposite the hotel. When Duan Tianya and I practiced swords, the huzi mountain was split by me, but the huzi mountain was only old rice at an altitude, and it was more than a dozen times smaller than the qi Mountain. To be honest, I didn't know...

Zhang Shihu scratched his head and said, "Should I believe you or not?"

I hit the railway while it was hot: "If you are afraid that the general will punish you after the military, I'll tell you."

Zhang Ganhu waved his hand and said, "Don't mention punishment, if you can get your sisters out of danger safely, you can cut off my head!"

I lit my eyes and said, "How's it going? Did you agree?"

Zhang Zhuohu stamped his feet and said, "Grandpa, I'll believe you once, but you only have a cup of incense."

Do I mean: "It's a little short."

Zhang Jihu said, "This is the maximum. After half an hour, the general's men will launch an attack. If we don't go down to answer her, we will fight alone."

I thought so, and said decisively, "Okay!"

Zhang Ganhu said, "What do you need me to do with you?"

I said, "You try your best to let your people gather to the north. I'm going to split the south peak into a slope, which requires a lot of open space."

Zhang Shihu looked at the bottom of the unfathomable mountain and said with a wry smile, "Grandpa's, I regret trusting you now." But after all, she gave an order, and the whole army leaned closer to the northern cap. The army thought that they would attack Hegis from time to time. At this critical moment of life and death, they couldn't help but be a little nervous and a little eager to try.

The soldiers put away the tents, and there was a large space in the original place. Originally, I planned to take a rest first. In the past few days, I rushed to the border almost sleeplessly. Just now, I flew for a long time, but the time did not wait for anyone. Fortunately, I didn't seem to feel too tired, so I Prepare for the warm-up.

Zhang Ganhu asked me, "What about now? What else do we need to do?"

I said concisely, "Wait."

Zhang Ganhu said, "What about you?"

I couldn't pay attention to her. I trotted in place and waved my arms in front of my chest from time to time. Zhang Jianhu said in astonishment, "Isn't it too late for you to start exercising now?"

I don't talk, I'm still convulsion as usual.

But the sword spirit didn't come at any time. In the past, it didn't matter how long I prepared, but today it was unusual. I don't know whether it was because I was in a hurry or consumed too much just now. After the old clock, there was no sign of sword spirit in my body. As soon as I was in a hurry Get up...

Zhang Ganhu squatted on the side and looked at me. The deputy general beside her whispered, "General, is this really okay..."

Zhang Ganhu touched his face depressedly and said, "I don't know which string is missing. I actually believe him..."

After another half a day, I had run out of breath and sweat. The more Zhang Ganhu looked at it, the more depressed he became. He simply sat on the ground with a straw stick in his mouth and muttered, "Grandpa, let the general know this absurd thing. She really has to cut off my head..." Her deputy general reminded her: "In It's almost down the mountain..."

Zhang Ganhu said, "Is it time for a piece of incense..."

The deputy general said, "It's already here..."

Zhang Shihu suddenly stood up and waved to me, "Dragon Sword God, you'd better accept the magic power..."

But at this time, it was basically endless. As I ran, I gasped and said, "Wait a minute..."

"You guys will be responsible for getting him up..." Zhang Jihu casually ordered the guards to leave without turning his head back, and shouted, "The order, the first troops will go to Beifeng, and the whole army will follow up..."

The deputy general said, "Yes!" Zhang Zhuhu threw me aside to command the breakthrough. There were only me and a few guards left in the huge open space. When they saw that I was still persevering in circles, one of them kindly said, "Lord Sword God, let's go too. We won't catch up with the mule in ..." They were still thinking about letting me go in the middle... I took a breath in my heart and waved my hand, "You go first..."

The female soldier smiled and said, "That can't be done. If you violate the military order, you will be be beheaded..." She winned at a few partners, which was quite naughty. All the bodyguards also nodded and smiled, scattered with bad intentions, and slowly wrapped up to me. They also knew that I didn't know any martial arts. Take him down the mountain, and naturally refuse to let go of this opportunity to "moving..." with the sword god.

At present, the female soldier jumped in front of me and reached out his hand to grab me. "I hurriedly dodged sideways, and immediately filled two people next to me. As soon as I was in a hurry, I hurriedly flew to the left. Under this twist, there was a burning sensation in my lower abdomen. I was overjoyed, but "I turned my hands to the ground" and my body slowly rose into the air. Several female soldiers rose in an instant...

I finally had some experience in the second flight. My hands and feet were coordinated and stopped steadily on the high place. When I looked up, the Feifeng army had arrived at Beifengkou under the leadership of Zhang Jihu. The camp plate of the Hejis army opposite was brightly lit, and a fire dragon composed of torches moved slowly. Obviously, it was !

I understand that even if I fly in front of Zhang Jihu, I can't stop her action. The most urgent thing is to try to open a back road in the south. At this moment, I'm floating in the sky above the south peak of the southern peak of the camel mountain. To the north is Zhang Jihu's flying phoenix army The cliff in the south splits an angle for the army to go down the mountain. Needless to say, the difficulty is 2,000 meters above sea level, and the highest south peak is several hundred meters higher. I don't know how strong the sword spirit is needed. Anyway, if the missile costs one yuan, it is estimated that it will cost thousands of yuan...

And the angle is also a difficult problem. I thought about it roughly. The angle that can be used for people to walk should be at an angle of about 160 degrees to the ground, but this involves a problem that the bevel is too long. At present, the south peak and the ground are almost vertical at an angle of 90 degrees, which can be seen as a vertical It is impossible to split a 160-degree angle at the bottom, just like a chopstick can't do it when it is required to keep the top. For today's sake, there is only one section of split. Even if the sword spirit is strong enough, this is also a mental work!

I glanced at the top of the mountain and estimated in my heart how to split out the sword spirit. Not only was I not sure about the strength, but I couldn't say the right head. I opened my eyes and raised my palm several times. My heart was horizontal, and my palm was suddenly split out, and a curved sword spirit The light permeated, and the top of the mountain opposite made a loud noise, and the half of the mountain south of the south peak was cut off by my palm! The flood monster fell to the ground like a monster!

I was basically satisfied with this palm, especially the place where the original female soldiers stood was cut off by me. The impatient sword spirit almost wiped the nose of the female soldier on the edge. She was so scared that she couldn't speak.

I nodded secretly." Then he flew back to the flag of the Feifeng Army. Zhang Ganhu was commanding the leading troops to hold a shield to open the way in front of the path. From my perspective, I can clearly see that they are less than 100 meters away from the nearest enemy! On this narrow mountain road, the double-responsible team is a long line, but the Haggis army gathered into a point in a relatively wide place. Between the two peaks, the people and horses of Haggis are crowded, and the flying phoenix army's marching arrows are like a thin water. And here is a hot flame! I don't know how much fine water can water this pot...

At this time, it was dark." No one found me in mid-air. I lowered my head and shouted, "Hey..."

The person below looked up and faintly saw a figure. I couldn't help but be stunned. I said with a blank expression, "Come with me..."

Zhang Ganhu was surprised for a moment and then laughed and said, "So you can really fly..."

At this time, the female bodyguards rushed to Zhang Qianhu desperately, and they didn't know whether to describe their expressions at this time by being depressed or excited. Several people rushed to Zhang Qianhu and shouted angrily, "General, it's amazing, the mountain... the mountain has fallen..."

Zhang Ganhu laughed and said, "What the hell, what does it mean that the mountain has fallen..."

Those female soldiers pointed at me together and said incoherently, "The cliff in the south?? God split it!" Before Zhang Shihu said anything, the whole earth suddenly trembled inexplicably. The mountain stone that had been cut off by me rolled for a while. At this time, it fell to the ground. The strong earthquake made the ground tremble, and there was a continuous rumbling sound, which was emitted by other stones on the mountain.

Zhang Ganhu lost his color in an instant. He grabbed the collar of a female soldier and said, "He really split the mountain..."

The female soldier didn't know whether she was afraid or excited and said with tears: "Really..."

"Dad..." Zhang Ganhu let go of her and scolded his daughter's national-style dirty words.

I waved coolly in the sky again: "Come with me..."

Most of the 50,000 Feifeng Army did not know what had happened, but felt that the earth under their feet trembled. They were waiting for Zhang Jihu's order to charge Beifeng. Zhang Jihu waved his hand and shouted, "What are you still doing - follow the guy in the sky..." When they understood what happened. After that, he immediately cheered and thundered. Zhang rushed to the tiger and shouted, "Make a low voice, don't let the group of bastards in Beifeng hear it. Let's go down the mountain as soon as possible and surround this group of dog bastards, and let them taste the taste of air-dried chicken..."

Zhang Ganhu's deputy general whispered, "General, if we can go down from the south peak, they seem to be able to..."

Zhang Ganhu was stunned and then said, "It's so much, let's go down first." ..." She held her fist from the sky and said, "Dragon Sword God, Lao Zhang has convinced you..."

"Are you talking about it..." I asked loudly.

Zhang Jianhu said hoarsely, "I said I'm convinced of you..."

"Oh, I see..." I shouted in my voice. It's not that I like to listen to it. It's really windy and I can't hear it clearly, and I don't dare to fall down casually. By the way, I don't know how to go down later...

50,000 troops came to the top of the mountain in the south. The previous cliff had already been cut into a slope by me, and the soldiers cheered again at first sight.

I shouted in the sky, "You wait a minute, I haven't finished yet..."

According to the assumption just now, there is indeed a lot of work to be done. Now only the top has been flattened by me, but it has not been connected to the end. I raised my hand and fell, cutting the mountain layer by layer on the original slope, just like scratching on the fish before frying the fish. At first, I was worried People, as I cut more and more, I become more and more handy. Every time the palm is cut out, a large flat layer appears on the mountain, accompanied by dazzling Mars, and boulders keep falling, and the foot of the ostling mountain is swayed by the stone powder all over the sky. I can't see five fingers inside...

In my busy work, I didn't notice that my sword spirit seemed to be stronger than before, not a little bit, and I didn't have time to think about this problem. I played a little too much. At this time, the camel mountain was like a huge soft cake for me. I can knead it. I like to play with plasticine since In rage? It's just that later I didn't dare to do it. The good ostlet peak was cut into the shape of a comb by me, and the mountainside gradually became thinner, so I was very careful in the end, lest the flag of the flying phoenix army suddenly fall down like the small stick we played the digging game when we were children...

This matter is complicated to say. In fact, it's fast to do it. It's just that after about ten minutes, I've cut out a scale of layers. I wiped the sweat on my forehead and said to Zhang Chahu, "Try it. I'll cut it for you again if it doesn't work." Strangely, after There is no one to answer me. The 50,000 Feifeng army stood quietly in the night wind. Zhang Zhuohu was in a daze. I shouted, "Hey, what are you thinking..."

It took Zhang Ganhu to recover after a long time. In contrast to the normal state of shouting, he said quietly, "Are you still human?" Her soldiers also looked up together. Looking at me, I didn't know whether it was joy or fear. These trump cards were deeply shocked by me...

Then the 50,000 troops began to slowly go down the mountain. The newly cut stone was still a little hot. No one said anything and walked silently. I saw that the big-eyed female soldier in front of the head almost slid down the mountain when she jumped down. She pointed quickly. A step immediately appeared at her feet to stabilize her, and the female soldier He looked up in surprise and then said Yanran, "Thank you, Sword God..."

I flew two laps over her head and waved my hand and said, "You ask the people behind you to go later. I'll engrave some stairs for you..."

The female soldier: "..."

I moved my fingers, and the stone in front of the female soldier sneered. After the wind blew away the stone powder, a section of stone ladder appeared. At this time, I realized that my sword spirit had been running well unconsciously, but I'm afraid this phenomenon would not last long, just like I didn't know when the sword spirit would come

In this way, I opened the way in the sky, and everyone slowly went down the mountain under my guidance. During the march, I found that the adjutant Zhang Qianhu whispered something in her ear, and his face was red. I quickly asked, "What's wrong?" Zhang Qianhu laughed and beat his fist in her adjutant's chest: "Grandpa, you have learned to be shy. Didn't you solve it on the spot before..." Zhang Qianhu looked She said to me, "She is in a hurry to pee, and she is afraid to solve your disrespect on the spot..." As soon as she said this, the girls laughed. It seems that they also have the same problem. Originally, the women in the daughter's country were not particular, but now there is one more me, and the situation has become a little special. Flying, the girls are embarrassed after all.

After listening to it, I thought about it." I punched a big hole in the mountain wall next to them. He smiled and said, "You're welcome. I've taken out a toilet for you."