Chapter 25 Dung Bucket
After knocking down a few kills, the next difficult thing is how to deal with them. Although killing them is not even indiscriminately innocent, I don't want to get too much blood, and everyone except the killer captain has lost their resistance.
I picked up the captain and asked, "Is there any ambush in front of you?"
The captain said tremblingly, "No more... We didn't expect the fifth young master to be so brave...
I nodded, which is in line with the truth. If it weren't for me, even the other brothers in the Di generation would not be able to deal with the killers in this industry. Pressing these six people, Wei Wuji's layout is absolutely infallible.
I grabbed his neck and said, "What other plots do you have?"
The captain said, "No more." As soon as I stared, the captain immediately shouted, "It's true. This time our master and the three altar masters went out together. Except for our team, everyone else went straight to the historian. With the strength of the three-color stone, there is no need for conspiracy and tricks at all"...
Shi Dijia covered his mouth and said, "Isn't it dangerous for grandfathers?"
I left the captain and said, "I'm here to help Grandpa and others."
Shi Dijia pointed to the captain and said, "What about him?"
I smiled and said, "Do you hear me? My sister is a little worried about you."
The captain said anxiously, "It's not that the little ones don't know death. As long as the fifth young masters are willing to let our brothers go, the little ones will retire from the world from now on and be ordinary people in peace!"
I squinted at him: "Do you think I'll believe it?"
The captain smiled bitterly and said, "We have offended the fifth young master and died. If we can't finish the task, we will die. The only way to live is to hide your name. If you can't trust us, you'll kill us cleanly."
I heard him say sincerely, and I didn't want to kill him, so I waved my hand and said, "Take your people out of here."
The captain was overjoyed and got up to help the wounded soldiers on the ground. After all, I shouted at ease, "Wait!"
"What else do you have to tell the fifth young master?"
I pressed my finger on the trunk of a big tree that could not be surrounded by three people, and said harshly, "You dare to have any bad intentions after I leave. Come and see!" With that said, the huge tree was easily raised by me for half a meter like a straw. With countless soil rhizomes, it did not fall for a moment and stood slanted in the air. I said, "If my sisters have three or two shorts, I will find you even if I look all over the ends of the earth, and then I will mention The captain's face changed and he bowed to me and said, "Thank you for not killing the fifth young master. The little ones will never dare to be crooked."
I learned this trick from Water Margin. Lu Zhishen's two most outstanding points in the book are all related to trees. One is to pull up the weeping willows, and the other is to cut ancient trees in the wild boar forest. It can be seen that the tree can not only freshen the air, but also scare people "............
Watching the killers stagger away, Shi Dijia was worried and said, "Fifth brother, do you really want to go back?"
I nodded and said, "Grandpa, I'm afraid they won't support it for long."
At this time, the three ladies and the green calyx had also got out of the car. Several people looked at the big tree I pulled out and were speechless. The second lady suddenly said deeply, "The Wulang historians all rely on the weighing!"
I knew what she was like and said gently, "Auntie, don't worry, I will definitely bring out my third brother and fourth brother's seat."
My cheap mother said with a complicated expression, "You should be careful yourself!"
I smiled and said, "I see. Get on your way." She doesn't want me to go, but as the eldest daughter-in-law of a historian, she can always set an example, and her husband is trapped in the palace.
Looking at a few women and what else to say, I waved my hand and said, "Okay, it's not too late to say anything after we reunite. Grandpa can't wait."
Green calyx said, "How do you go?"
"You go first, I have my own way."
The old family was still sitting in the car in a daze. I praised, "It's so loyal that you don't run by yourself."
The old family said with a bitter face, "To tell the fifth young master, it's not that I don't want to run. I was so scared that my legs were weak just now."
I laughed and took out two large pieces of silver from the bag taken by the green calyx and threw them into his arms: "It's hard for you to be so honest. I'll reward you."
Looking at the carriage back on the road, I pressed my hands to the ground, and my body slowly floated in the air. If I was in a hurry, of course, I still flew fast """
I turned around and flew to the capital. It was a short distance from the woods to the palace. I was afraid of flying over my head, so I just barely hid myself in the clouds and couldn't help looking down. About ten minutes later, I had come to the sky above the palace. Looking down, I saw countless people in a magnificent house. , it is disturbing one after another, during which a large number of soldiers and assassins dressed in blue, red and yellow are fighting in clusters. It's like two nests of ants attacking each other. Although the distance is too far to hear any sound, the emergency situation is vivid in my mind!
My sword spirit came up, and my body landed rapidly in a slanting thorn. Finally, I staggered more than a dozen steps in a grass before I landed on the ground. Before I could stop, my ears were already full of messy shouts and killing. There were several battlefields only 5 meters away from in front of me. The two sides No one found it!
As soon as I stabilized my pace, I heard someone whispering at my feet, "Master Wu, come and hide.
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I was shocked. I looked down and saw a man lying in a grass pit. His eyes were full of panic and his lips trembled slightly. Obviously, he was very scared by such a scene. He held a dung spoon in his hand, and there was a dung bucket beside him. He was coming out to give Huā a handful of small beans.
Xiaodouzi didn't see where I came from. He lay on the ground like a frightened bird, and it was difficult for him to invite me to take refuge with him. It seemed that the image of the useless young master was deeply rooted in people's hearts, but he didn't expect that I was here to help.
I was both moved and funny: "Hide well and see how the young master can vent his anger on you."
There are two people fighting in front of us. One of them is wearing a red jacket, with a pair of steel hooks in his hand, and the other is originally full armor, probably in the way. There are only two pages of war skirts left. He danced a long knife, but it was Stiyang. He danced the knife so much that he Enemy of each other.
The man in red had double hooks, left and right, and his expression was leisurely. "He forced Stitch upside down repeatedly, and handed out the steel hook in his spare time." Every time, he could seriously injure or kill the Shifu soldiers in the regiment around him. As soon as he got out of the assassins who had fought with those soldiers He intended to kill the servants who rushed around the house.
This is the first time I've seen Stiang so embarrassed. The eldest grandson of the Shi family is very dignified and rigorous like his father Shi Chi. In the eyes of the younger generation, the eldest brother's demeanor is very steady, and his words and things are very steady. At this time, he shouted With the intention of teasing, he said strangely, "Master Shi, why do you have to make an unnecessary struggle?" It's better to lead and kill so that you can get the 10,000 taels of silver. I can still accept your kindness." Words are insulting, as if Stitch's head is already in his bag.
The man in red turned his back to me. When Stiyang Lengding saw me, he couldn't help shouting, "Fifth brother, why did you come back?"
"I heard that my head is also worth 1,000 taels to generate income for these bastards!" As I spoke, I touched around, trying to find a weapon to take advantage of.
The man in red heard someone talking behind him. He was not afraid of Stitch's sneak attack. He turned his head and looked at it. He smiled grumpily, "Well, is this the fifth of the historian?"
I smiled and said, "How's it going? Are you happy?" When he looked back, I saw clearly that the texture of this man's clothes was obviously different from that of ordinary killers, and the embroidered huā on his chest was obviously a senior leader in the tricolor stone.
While talking, I casually took the dung spoon from Xiaodouzi's hand, scooped a spoonful of dung soup in the dung bucket, raised it to the man in red, and shouted, "Then!"
The man in red had completely turned to me at this time, and the left hand steel hook waved behind him to stop Stitchian's attack. However, he saw a spoonful of dung splashing like a dark cloud pressing the moon. I don't know why he didn't know how to dodge. He looked up slightly and looked demented I heard a "poop", like hot carbon pouring on a snowdrift. The man in red was covered with feces all over his body, and half of his body collapsed. Then he collapsed to the ground without saying a word, and his eyes could not live...
I didn't expect that a spoonful of dung had such power. I couldn't help but get the treasure. Stiyang quietly looked at the dead body on the ground in a surprised way. Under the huge fight, he was a little at a loss and was also horified. I asked loudly, "Brother, are you all right?"
Then Stitchang suddenly woke up, grabbed his scattered hair with one hand, and said as if he had just woken up in a dream, "Go and save your third brother!" With that, he stretched out his hand.
Not far from us, the third-in-law Stiqi is fighting with three assassins. Two of the three people are dressed in red, and the other is in yellow clothes of the same style. These people's martial arts are not under Stiqi's martial arts, and the number of people are large, which has forced Stiqi to stagger In a big tree, Stitch clenched his teeth at a disadvantage. He waved a short gun and a sword to his chest with a long knife, and smashed the claws that pierced his thigh to the next block. Then a sharp knife on his upper body pushed the three people away. The wound on his shoulder and thigh was bleeding like a lot, but the I knew that I had been instructed by a famous person, but the other party did not give him a chance to stop the injury and stop the bleeding. The three-valent weapons stabbed him again. Stitch was tied in a bun and was about to come forward with a knife. As soon as I pressed his shoulder, "Let me go!"
I trotted behind the three people with a dung bucket and shouted, "Third brother, don't panic, I'll help you!" I scooped up a spoonful of dung soup and splashed it on the claws. Before the man could turn around, he snorted and died on the ground. The remaining two accomplices were shocked and jumped away two feet away with their weapons.
Like Stitch, Stitch was also stunned for a moment before asking me, "Fifth brother, what's wrong with you..." Then he changed his face and said, "How's my mother?"
Stiyang took a step to help him bandage the wound, and comforted him, "The fifth brother is so martial, and his aunt must be safe. He came back to help us." When Stitch heard the words, he bowed to me and said righteously, "Thank you, fifth brother."
I shook my head, and I could see that Stitch was too excited in the fierce battle. At this moment, I stopped and my mind was a little unclear. I turned my face and looked at the two people opposite, and let the sword man talk to the man of the short gun: "You deal with the one on the left, and I deal with the one on the right!"
This refers to Stitch and Stitch. I said depressedly, "What about me?" The two of them ignored me and rushed up with their own weapons. Just as Stitch was about to draw his knife and fight again, I hurriedly said, "Let me go!" With that, he tilted the dung bucket and lift the mouth of the bucket with the dung spoon. A stream of yellow dung water rushed to make the sword man's face. It may be reasonable to say that the first two times were sneak attacks, but this time the man clearly looked at a spoonful of big dung poured on his head, and he actually put his The dung wrapped in my sword gas knocked him down like a steel plate...
The gun man flew away as soon as he saw that the situation was not good. It seemed that it was a fine tradition of three-color stone to escape if he could not be beaten. I pulled out another spoonful of dung, and he was in mid-air. The spoonful of dung followed him and rushed him down like a beast holding its prey in Two pieces.
Stiyang and Stitch looked at each other in a hostonation, but this was not the time to ask questions. I picked up the dung bucket and said, "Go help others!" The two brothers followed me. We are currently located in the northwest corner of the palace. I took the lead in running to the front yard. "Now the whole palace is full of battlefields. Every time we can't run for a long time, we will encounter the scene of the tricolor stone fighting with the guard of the historian. At this time, I pour a spoonful of The people who took action also joined our team immediately. In the end, more and more people gathered like snowballs, and their strength became stronger and stronger. When they met threes and threes of enemies, they were all annihilated by us.
There was a voice of personality fighting in front of us. We turned around and took a look. In front of Shi Chi's office, Shi Dewey and six killers in various vests were fighting to the death. In the Di generation, except for Shi Diyang's promotion to the swordsman, the other brothers were swordsmen, although in the eyes It is not uncommon to face the three-color stone, so Stile is one to six, which is tantamount to fighting with ordinary people with fewer enemies.
The knives in Stiwey's hand have been cut with jagged teeth. The six people on the opposite side are different in different colors, and the weapons are also five hu and eight doors. The six people are surrounded by a fan to wrap up in half of Stiwey. Each of them protects their weapons without merit, but slowly push forward. As
Still is covered in blood. "One eye has been fascinated by the blood on his head, and the other eye can only be half squinted." His eyes are fierce. He holds a knife in one hand. Although he is surrounded by enemies, he does not retreat half a step. His body is condensed, and the blood falls to the ground, like In order to protect himself, he retreated together. It seemed that he wanted Scullywell to bleed to death.
When we arrived, Stilwell was doing the last test. He rushed forward, and the six people retreated. One of them slowed down by half a step. Stilwell waved his knife and cut over his head. The man used a long gun and hit Stilwell's heart straight, aiming to attack the enemy. Sal, but Stilwell ignored it and still cut it down with a knife. Although the man's gun chief could pierce Stilwell's heart first, he was also in the risk of being split in half. Naturally, he refused to do a loss-making business. He hurriedly rolled down on the ground. Stilwell failed with a knife, and the enemies on A deep opening was opened on his calf and his right arm, and the blood flowed down the tattered armor. Stilwell was furious and cut it flat according to the two people who hurt him. The two sneered and retreated separately.
When Stitch saw Scullywell, who was like a blood gourd, he was already distracted, and Stitch was also shocked. As soon as his body moved, I grabbed him. The two of us looked at each other and said in unison, "Let me (you) come." Stitch smiled and said, "Then it's better to bother the fifth brother to take action." After laughing, he said with deep sadness, " Hurry up. The second brother won't support it for long." He understood that it would be the most time-saving for me to take action, so although he was worried, he did not insist on do it himself.
"Don't worry, be sure to be fast!" I held a dung bucket in one hand and a dung spoon in my hand, and walked up slowly. It seemed to be a pig-feeding waiter. I took out a spoonful of dung and poured it casually. One of the six people around Stiwey suddenly fell on the street. Before he could turn back, he was also poured a spoonful of Second, for a moment, two of them turned around and rushed at me, and the other two of the spiders stopped. Whether I rushed forward or didn't move in place, in short, I poured it one by one, and each spoonful of dung was reimbursed, just like hitting a balloon with an air gun in an amusement park. Stiyang was amazed Hurry up..."
Before he finished speaking, I have irrigated the last killer...
But if Stiyang shouted, Stillwell didn't listen to it and stood still. Some of the bodyguards in the palace wanted to help him, but they were forced away with a knife. Stitchang frowned and said, "No, my second brother is out of strength."
The blood on Stilwell's body became thinner and thinner, and his footsteps staggered, but no one was still allowed to approach. At this time, I couldn't help admiring him for his toughness and whispered, "Second brother, put down the knife."
Stiwey shrugged his ears, as if he heard my voice, and said in a low voice, "Didn't you run away?" Seeing that there was a play, Stitchang said happily, "Second brother, it's us.
When Stiwey saw the figure shaking in front of him, he suddenly said angrily, "It's not so easy for you to kill the young master. I'll do it myself!" After saying a word, he slammed the knife around his neck. Stitch and Stitch were shocked and said, "No!" The two rushed together, but not as fast as Stewell's hand, it was about to turn into a tragedy. I took my hand out of thin air and shouted, "Bear it!" The knife in Stedwell's hand flew to my hand like being led by an invisible rope. I still pestered Su Jing to learn this trick.
Stiwei lost his knife, but he was still wiping his neck. His hand pulled back and forth like eating mutton kebabs, and his neck was also given away. It looked funny, but no one laughed...