The first mix-and-match in history

Chapter 16 10 years

We went to the east gate of the palace. There were more than a dozen civilian carriages parked in the open space in front of the moat. As soon as we appeared, we were surrounded by a group of drivers. The drivers scrambled, "Where are you going? Take my car." Sit mine, sit mine, mine is cheap." This is a soft bag. You will know as soon as you sit down. The palace is like a private university. There are a bunch of three trampoons carrying passengers parked at the door. It seems that any maids and eunuchs who go out of the palace for personal affairs have to take a bus into the city first.

I asked an old driver: "We are looking for a place to eat. Which one is the most famous?"

The old man quickly let us into the car: "Of course, let's go to Xuanwu Street. Sit down and we'll be there soon." When the other drivers saw that the customers were pulled away, they all dispersedly.

The old driver waved his whip to drive the carriage, looking back and said, "The little waiter has been here for several years. The two of you are new to the palace, right?"

"Well, I just came yesterday."

The old driver shook his head slightly and sighed, "So it's really not the right time for you two to come."

"What?"

The old driver turned around strangely and said, "There is something wrong in the palace. You don't know, do you?"

"Are you talking about the two sword gods?"

The old driver lowered his voice and said, "Isn't it? I heard that in addition to Su Jing, his daughter, there is also a man named Shi Dizai. This man is five feet tall and can suck people in with one mouth. The copper lion outside the Jianji Hall was eaten into his stomach, and finally two copper pimples came out.

Su Jing couldn't help jumping out with joy.

I said with a black face, "It's really good for Sty to have a stomach. Do you believe it?"

The old driver said, "I don't believe it. If he was really that tall, wouldn't I see him when I stood outside the palace?"

I said to Su Jing, "See, the common people have the wisdom of the common people - where did you hear about this?"

The old driver said complaently, "The palace eunuchs and 20,000 to 30,000 bodyguards in this imperial city must have more than a dozen or twenty people go out one day. Except for the eunuch with status, everyone else is not in our car. If you want to say that you are well informed, no one can compare with us."

Su Jing asked him, "Do you dare to solicit guests here when you know that something happened in the palace?"

The old driver smiled and said, "We have to eat even if something goes wrong. Even if we are a small people in troubled times, we can't make tea and dinner. Besides, what is the identity of the two sword gods? Is it possible that we still can't get along with us?"

I raised my thumb and said, "Well said."

It's not much time for the carriage to walk to a bustling street. The old driver pointed with his hand: "You two eyes, this is Xuanwu Street. It's right for you to eat and buy things in the future."

When I got out of the car, I saw shops on both sides of the spacious street. There were all kinds of shops and teahouses in Buzhuang pawnshops and restaurants. There were all kinds of fresh fruits and gadgets on the stalls on the street. The hawking was one after another. I sighed, "With everyone in this world Have you run away?"

Su Jing nodded thoughtfully: "Maybe no emperor is a good thing for the people of Heggis."

I said with a serious expression, "I thought of an urgent problem."

"What is that?"

"Actually, you don't really want to eat wontons, do you?" I said this because I saw that there were more than a dozen people selling snacks on this street, and many of them looked fresh. I said, "If you don't eat snacks in a place, it's like entering Baoshan and going back empty. Go."

So at my call, we ate two strings of mutton kebabs at this stall and a sweet cake at that stall. By the time we got to the middle, we couldn't see our toes...

I patted my stomach and said, "In the future, I will often miss these years in Heggis." At this moment, we strolled to a large shop. Hundreds of square meters were full of all kinds of furniture, from tables, chairs and benches to cabinets and dressing tables. I accidentally said, "Yo, Furniture City." As soon as we stopped at the door, a man came to the store and said with a smile on his face, "You two want to add furniture?"

I said casually, "Do you have a bed here?"

"Yes, please, please." The man led us to a few beds of different styles, looked at us, and said ambiguously, "Are you two going to choose furniture for the newlyweds?"

I hummed and said solemnly, "The bed at home is not strong and has collapsed."

The man immediately looked at me with admiration: "Then you have come to the right place for us. Our bed is famously big and strong!" With that, he smiled flatteringly at Su Jing. Su Jing knew that I was playing treasure again, and had no choice but to turn his head aside.

I chose a large carved bed and said, "This one is good."

The guy said, "Good vision. At first glance, he is a person who knows the goods. This is a serious yellow pear."

Originally, I just said it casually, but I was a little moved to spare two laps around the bed. The bed in Xiuxinyuan was small and short, and it looked like an abandoned woman with a drooping head - it's understandable. The bed in the cold palace, I don't know how long it will take for us to stay.

I asked my buddy, "Is there a discount?"

"Of course, you are visiting our store for the first time. 25 taels of silver counts as 20 taels for you."

Su Jing whispered to me, "You can't buy yellow pears for 20 taels of silver."

"What the hell, as long as it's comfortable." I asked my buddy, "Do you want to deliver it?"

"Is your house far and near?"

I said, "We live in the palace now."

The guy was shocked: "Don't make such a joke. We know more or less the rules of the palace. There are Shangyi prisons who are in charge of clothes and bedding. Even if the old and the new change, there is a fixed system. How can you pour into the palace by yourself?"

"Don't worry about it." I grabbed a handful of silver and stuffed it into his hand and said, "I'll give you all these silver. You sent the things to the bodyguard surnamed Zhang, saying that it was sent to Xiuxinyuan, and he will naturally let you in."

The guy hesitated and said, "This... I'm not responsible for the local store if it can't be delivered."

I said, "Why don't they let you put in money for nothing?"

Then the guy said, "That little man can only obey."

Su Jing and I walked around Xuanwu Street again before turning around. As soon as we arrived at the gate of the palace, we saw the clerk of the furniture store parked in the carriage and stretched out his neck to look. There was a large group of people in front of the palace. They were old and young. Most of them were dressed as warriors. The gun Each drew his sword and blocked the door, with a nervous look. The two sides seemed to have an argument.

I patted the guy: "Why haven't you sent it yet?"

The man said with a bitter face when he saw me, "Look at this situation, who dares to go forward?"

"What's the matter?"

"I don't know. It seems that those martial arts practitioners are going to enter the palace to find someone." Speaking of this guy, he said strangely, "It's strange today. Who is so bold at ordinary times?"

I also squeezed forward in the mood of watching the play. The group of warriors were about 100. The big man in front of the head was not old, with a beard on his face, a wrist guard, and a palm to protect his heart. Why did he shout, "We want to find Su Jing and Shi Dizai. Let's go in!"

The captain of the bodyguard said angrily, "How can you break into the forbidden place of the palace? Get out quickly, or you will be punished!"

The big man said, "Who doesn't know that the palace has been occupied by two sword gods? You house guards have nothing to play with us?"

The captain trembled with anger and was about to attack. Leng Ding saw me and pointed helplessly, "The person you are looking for is there."

The eyes of the more than 100 people suddenly focused on me, and then surrounded me and Su Jing. The big man said angrily, "Are you Sti Zai?" As soon as I nod, I heard a ah ah behind me, and the clerk in the furniture store fell off the carriage...

The big man looked at Su Jing again: "So you are Su Jing?"

Su Jing said indifferently, "Is there anything wrong with you?"

The big man said angrily, "Nonsense, do you encroach on the imperial city and treat us Hegyz martial arts heroes as nothing?"

Su Jing said, "So what do you want?"

"It's very simple. I want to have a martial arts competition with you. If you want to lose, get out of Haggis. If I lose, I'll give you my head!" With that, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and squatted on the crotch, and shouted a few times with a strong voice. The rest retreated far away, made a circle, and then shouted.

Su Jing looked at this posture and cried and laughed, "What's the use of your head?" She didn't mean to look down on the big man. Su Jing has been famous for a long time. Usually, even if he proves that martial arts put on airs for her are the top masters who are extraordinary. Her mentality has long been spoiled and humiliated. Someone inadvertently offended her in daily life, she just laughed it off. You let This is too absurd and unruly.

The big man shouted as if he was insulted, "Do you mean that I will definitely lose?" The group of warriors behind him immediately shouted. These people were all full of flesh, dressed in fancy clothes, and the weapons they used were even more strange. They couldn't wait to make people feel different at a glance. Obviously, they were third-rate goods in the world, but they had a patriotic heart. In a word, this was to help 2B angry youth If there are rock and roll and Weibo, there may be a few talents among them, but once you stick to it, it will not be better than chewing gum on the soles.

Seeing that it was impossible for Su Jing not to do anything, he said patiently, "Excuse me, are you going to go one by one or send a representative?"

The big man waved his hand vigorously: "Are you afraid that we will use wheel tactics? If we are too small, I can represent it alone!"

Su Jing said, "Do you agree?"

The angry youths said, "I agree." The big man may not be the highest in martial arts among them, but since he is willing to show his face, everyone will have a wait-and-see mentality and see. Moreover, the martial arts of this group of people are not much worse. The reason why most of the whimsical is that the real purpose of many people is to see what the sword god looks like. It's good to brag in the future.

Su Jing said, "Then you can do it."

The big man closed his eyes to rest his mind. After half of the weather, he suddenly shouted and rushed up. Su Jing stood still in place, only his sleeves brushed slightly. The big man was invisibly patted on the back of his head, and his whole face fell into the soil with a bang. Su Jingxing said as if nothing had happened, "

The big man was also real. A carp turned over and stood up and said angrily, "Who is plotting behind my back? Don't you know that I'm fighting with someone?" Seeing everyone's strange eyes and looking at Su Jing, he realized that he had made a fool of himself. He couldn't help asking with dementia, "Why didn't I see you move, but I fell forward?"

Su Jing smiled and said, "Because you have a fatal weakness."

"What's the weakness?"

Seeing that he was so cute, Su Jing couldn't help laughing and said, "Why should I tell you?"

The big man said unforgivingly, "Just tell me."

Su Jing is "competing" with people over there. I've been looking at the bed I just bought. It's more than two meters long and two meters wide. It's stupid and thick. I'm worried about how to get it in. The guards must be unreliable. Now I have an idea and said to the big man,

"Can you tell me when you move in?"

"Mop first."

As a result, this guy was really a solid-eyed man. He answered and picked up the big bed and left. I quickly led the way in front of him: "Well, please give me a way - turn left in front of you, don't go wrong."

After watching a full farce, the bodyguards didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and scolded those heroes one after another: "It's scattered."

The man who gave me the bed looked at me stupidly and said carefully, "Are you really the sword god Shi Dizai?"

I was wary and said, "What do you want to do? We are already out of money!" Many merchants are not good at this. If you are a celebrity, they want to make a profit from you.

The guy said excitedly, "I'll give you back the money, but can we write on the sign that the reason why you became the sword god is because you slept in our bed?"

I said with a gloomy face, "No, aren't you cheating consumers?"

The big man carried the bed on his back and shouted sweatfully, "Hey, where are you going in front of you?"

......

When the big man moved the bed to Xiuxinyuan and put it away, he couldn't wait to ask Su Jing, "You said I have a fatal weakness. Shouldn't you tell me now?"

Su Jing shook his head helplessly and said, "What level are you now?"

The big man said honestly, "Jiansheng."

"Yes, according to my guess, your teacher should be at most one level higher than you."

When it comes to Master, the man said respectfully, "Exactly, my master is a swordsman Chengdan, and he has won the second place in the township martial arts competition."

I quickly laughed and turned my head aside...

Su Jing also smiled and said, "I didn't want to tell you that I was afraid that you would be sad. For the sake of your love for martial arts, I'll say it directly. Regardless of the level of cultivation, your biggest weakness is that the martial arts routines you have learned are all fancy. Let's change

After listening to it, the big man really showed a sad and disappointed expression, and then said with expectation, "So my talent is okay?"

Su Jing said honestly, "It's average, but there is still a possibility of improvement."

I quickly comforted him and said, "It's okay. The talent is a floating cloud. Maybe one day you wake up and find that your protagonist's halo is on your upper body... Er, but you are a little older, and your image is also a dragon armor."

The big man thought for a moment, with a firm expression and clenched his fists, "Okay, I'm going to visit famous teachers, and I'll come back to you in 10 years!"

Su Jing said, "Then I won't send it."

I said, "Let's go after dinner?"

The big man ignored me and said to Su Jing, "Okay, please remember our 10-year period, let's say goodbye!" After saying that, the goods left complacently.

I asked Su Jing, "At his level, how many tricks can I do with you in 10 years?"

Su Jing did not answer directly and muttered, "10 years... If he studies hard, he may be a small leader in the Hegis army, but I hope the world will be at peace at that time."

---split----

Then, the big man really visited famous teachers. He fell off the cliff and met the old man with white beard. He went into the cave to eat ten thousand years of stalactites and learned the world-class magic skills. At that time, Su Jing and Long Yangyang had been married for many years. The two hearts and demons invaded and lost their nature. They Xiaojing mm (the daughter of the two dragons and Su) fell in love with the big man at first sight. He not only entrusted himself to him, but also stole Su Jing's secrets to send him. The big man finally defeated Su Jing in his 45th year. He was 88 years old. The story in the second half of this book is called Empire Crisis, Uncle' This is a spoiler...