The first mix-and-match in history

Chapter 1 Fart

However, my proposal did not seem to arouse the interest of the four national masters. They knew that the result of the battle with me was invincible. The four people were full of people's hearts and things, and they were probably not enthusiastic about this meaningless struggle. Only the iron warehouse hesitated for a moment and shook his head secretly - he would rather Strong enemies don't want to be entangled with me like this.

Seeing that several people wanted to slip away, I pointed to Ge Feng: "Don't go!"

Ge Feng turned around and flashed, and his face sank and said, "Is the Dragon Sword God going to entertain me and others?"

I smiled and said, "A boring pastime can prevent Alzheimer's disease." Tiecang, Zhuye and others were all on guard when they saw me. Ge Feng made a gesture, and the four of them formed a trend of encirclement against me in an instant. At this time, my meridians have been rectified by Lao Wu and Black Mountain Old Demon, and it was not the same as the previous one. I only felt that the moves were twice lighter. I stepped up under my feet and ran around Ge Feng and others This time, it was no longer four people around me, but I opened a big circle alone, which vaguely surrounded all four people.

Ge Feng's face was solemn, indicating that the other three people would gather with him. It was convenient for us to launch a strong attack on the flat ground. For a while, the small field was full of fists and legs. I was like fighting with a super master with eight hands and eight feet, but I could fully cope with it. A pair of arms turned The four people's swordsmanship and martial arts skills are completely different. My fists and palms are like hitting four sandbags with different textures. Except for the slight numbness of the palms, the sword spirit between the chest and abdomen is getting smoother and smoother. I can't help laughing and saying, "This is a little interesting!"

Zhu Ye said in panic, "He is so powerful in just ten days?"

Ge Feng said with a calm face, "Don't talk! Let's talk about it after taking him in one go!" He saw that although my swordsmanship was strong and my movements were much more dexterous than before, his tricks were still insufficient, intending to use the opportunity of my mistakes in the chaos to solve my thorns.

However, I played more and more smoothly, wandering with the sword spirit in my limbs and bones. Coupled with the sword magic skills and the Buddha's light, I seem to have experienced a lot of new feelings. My body is full of spirit, and many moves that I didn't dare to think of before will come at will be easy. The tricks are constantly renovated, and the ideas are becoming more and more imspirited. Every time I finish playing, I judge how much The situation is like a primary school student who has just learned to read and read two literary classics. He is no longer satisfied with the beginning and ending with "It's a good weather today, and I'm very happy". I know that there is still a big difference between me and Ge Feng and others in martial arts, so I still hope to be recognized...

Ge Feng didn't care about my moves. The more he fought, the more anxious he became. He said in a low voice, "It's rude for the Dragon Sword God to pester us again!"

I laughed and said, "Have you been polite to me for so long?" While speaking, I felt that directly under the two rib fans, in the middle of the handover of the chest and abdomen, the last unopened meridians in my body were shaken by the sword spirit, and there was a feeling that I wanted to open but not opened, just like a mouthful of water in my mouth, before going down in my throat, and my heart In this case, I am even more reluctant to let Ge Feng and others go, and the opportunity to fight with the four masters of the four countries is also extremely rare for me. After Su Jing was seriously injured, Ku Mei was the only one who could accompany me, but the old nun thought that I was her master. She was cold to others and submissive to me, and So if you want to get through the last juncture, you can only rely on these four old guys.

The five of us come and go under the Guoguo City, and sometimes the limelight is exchanged. The soldiers of the Flying Dragon Army stand on the city and point out to cheer for me, and fight with the four major national divisions, among which the difficulties are unimaginable. On the surface, I was relaxed, but in fact, I was in danger again and again. However, I gradually got used to it and realized the customs of fishing in the stormy waves with a small boat. But at this time, I suddenly felt that the sword spirit of my whole body rushed to Dantian in an instant. I never expected that such an oolong incident would appear Just want to leave, Ge Feng seems to have noticed my subtle changes. He narrowed his eyes and said doubtfully, "Um" and then shouted, "Brother Wei, you intercept him!"

The iron barn and bamboo leaves are on the right, Ge Feng is on the left, and all the ways out in front of me have been sealed. Wei Wuji has been wanderingly responding to the three people. When he hears the words, he quickly jumps up from behind. My swordsmanship has weakened a lot in an instant. The four of them are all vicious eyes. Waiting for such an opportunity. At this moment, it is like a quickly collected animal trap, it is closed at once!

At this moment, it has really reached the most dangerous moment in my life. The situation is like extinguishing a fire. Originally, the water in my bucket was just enough to extinguish the four fires, but now there is a big hole in the bottom of the bucket. As long as it is delayed for a while, not only can't put out the fire, but Thinking about it, I dealt with the three people in front of me without distractions in an instant. I leaned over to avoid a knife from the iron warehouse, took the opportunity to lower my body and avoid Ge Feng's palm, and brushed the bamboo leaf's thigh casually. This move seemed simple, and I had really poured all my ability and wisdom. In fact, It was Zhuye who dared to pick me up. If he dared, I would definitely be dragged in place by him. Any of the other three could easily take my life. At this moment of lightning, Zhuye finally took a step back. I secretly breathed and rushed forward to use this gap to get out of danger. At the same time, I I feel that the long-dry forbidden place in the chest and abdomen is finally fully infiltrated in the rain - my meridians have been fully opened since then! For a moment, I didn't know whether to cry or laugh, just like in the center of the storm, someone suddenly told me that I had won 5 million yuan and sent a helicopter to drop me. It's certain to have the money, but it's hard to say whether there is a life to spend...

Fortunately, Zhu Ye's mistake gave me a chance to breathe for a while. When I got out of the three of them, I heard Wei Wuji say coldly behind me, "Long, you can't run away this time!" It turned out that he clung to me closely with my trend. At this time, my whole body was open and I had no time to turn back. He only needed one slap to hit me hard, so he couldn't help demonstrating with pride.

After my meridians were fully connected, a turbid air was born from top to bottom in my body. At this moment, it was all gathered between the ventral thighs. Wei Wuji followed, and I had no reason to remember what Su Jing said to me at the beginning - after your meridians opened, every hair in your body could not be used It's this gas that has reached the point where it has to come out. With the level of my current meridians, my internal organs and six organs are as visible to the naked eye, which is easy to control. I mobilized this gas near the anus, added a sharp sword spirit to it, and shouted, "Fart!"

At this time, a shocking fart was clearly heard both above and below the city. I took the opportunity to pout my buttocks at Wei Wuji. The fart with sword spirit was like an infinitely powerful dark weapon sprayed on his upper body. Wei Wuji and I were very close to each other, and the fart was invisible The only way to resolve it is to dispel this air mass with two palms, but he is not willing to touch my "fart" with his hand, and in this way, he is bound to become a laughing stock. It is not that he will not answer it for a while. He can only turn his back and take my "fart" and suddenly fell to the ground In the soil, the teeth are full of blood.

I took the opportunity to jump to the head of the city. When the soldiers of the Flying Dragon Army saw this funny scene, they all laughed forward and backward, pointing to Wei Wuji and couldn't help laughing.

Only Ge Feng and others knew how powerful it was. Looking at me, my look couldn't help but change again. Wei Wuji got up from the ground and his face was gray. The national master of Black Regis was hit by the Dragon Sword God. From then on, I'm afraid that he could no longer raise his head in front of the Black Regis people or

I waved to Ge Feng and said, "The younger generation is rude and makes several people laugh, but the good thing is that the fart doesn't stink, otherwise I'm even more sorry." The soldiers of the Flying Dragon Army laughed even more when they heard the words.

Ge Feng comforted Wei Wuji with a calm face and said, "Brother Wei, don't take it to heart." Having said that, I didn't see him go to help Wei Wuji. Everyone saw him "bathing" in my fart just now. Even if it's not very smelly, it's always best to stay away. The four of them suffered this defeat and were dejected to leave. I stood on the city in a regular manner and said, "Thank you, seniors." I know that without their training, I don't know when my meridians will be fully opened. This sentence is very sincere.

Su Jing said happily, "It seems that the method taught by the ink master has finally come true. Now the biggest problem is your Dantian." She had seen that my sword spirit was going to run out. Ge Feng was aware of it, but later he was distracted by my nonsense. He didn't expect that when my sword spirit returned to Dantian, I was a useless person. Su Jing bit his lip and said, "How can I find a way to get the antidote - Zhu Xiaofeng is counting on this thing to blackmail you. I'm afraid it will be a little difficult."

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Xiaoqian didn't come back in the past two days, and Lao Wu did not feel the movement of a large group of people in the black forest, indicating that Xiaoqian should still be looking for the reinforcements of Hejis. The black forest is vast, which is not a matter of urgency.

Since Prince Yun saw the Flying Dragon Army in person, he locked himself in the room for a whole day to think about how to write the memorial for the queen. The next day, he wandered in the barracks in fascination. No one knows what she said in her chapter, but obviously, the future of the army began to change after the real situation of the It has to be a little complicated. Today, the war has finally ushered in the first eventful autumn...

On this day, Lao Wu and the old demon of Heishan found me solemnly. Su Jing followed behind them. Lao Wu came straight to the point and said, "I have good news and bad news. Which one should I listen to first... Split... Forcedly disconnect a chapter. If there is no smaller chapter at night, it will be a big chapter tomorrow To be continued) RQ