Chapter 24 Older Otaku
At noon, I began to arrange Zhu Xiaofeng's hospitalization. Fortunately, there will always be someone on duty in the price-making room after work. I paid the deposit and saw that the people queuing up for registration in the morning were also scattered, so I asked, "Can I still register now?"
The person inasked, "What department did you fail?"
"Uh..." I said, "I can't say it either. It's Dantian, oh, even if it's a stomachache."
"I have a stomachache and hang up in the gastroenterology department."
"Digestive department?" I hesitated. The poison Zhu Xiaofeng gave me was developed by Binshenwei after a lot of hard work. Is this different from eating a bad stomach?
When the people inside saw me in a daze, they looked up and asked, "Are you hanging up or not?"
I said cruelly, "Hone!" I have to admit that I registered this number out of a very strange mentality - there were so many people queuing up just now, and now it's finally my turn, as if I'm going to lose if I don't hang up one.
I came to the door of the digestive department with the number. A kind-looking old man inside was about to pack up his things and get off work. Seeing that I was still holding the ticket in my hand, the old doctor put on half of the white coat and said pleasantly, "What's wrong with you?"
I clapped my stomach and stammered, "I seem to have eaten dirty food some time ago..."
"What are the symptoms?"
"Symptoms... It's just that sometimes I feel weak."
"When did it happen?"
"It will take a month."
The old doctor picked up the stethoscope and listened to it on my stomach for a while, put on his presbyopia, and wrote two lines on the diagnosis: "Let's do a urine test and a blood test first. Remember to come to the hospital at any time if you feel uncomfortable in the future, otherwise the minor illness will have to be delayed into a serious illness.
"H, is there anyone else in the inspection department now?"
"Tier your luck."
The inspection department was also about to put knives and guns into the warehouse. Seeing that I came, I simply threw out a plastic box without saying a word: "The toilet is over there. Hurry up, we're going to get off work."
I ran to the toilet in three steps and two steps, and drew blood again. He told me to pick up the test sheet in the afternoon. Then I shook my hand to see Zhu Xiaofeng. It feels a bit like repairing someone else's car.
Zhu Xiaofeng was arranged in ward 13. The ward was still bright, with a bathroom and three beds. When I entered, Zhu Xiaofeng was sitting on the side in a daze, and Huang Yifei stood aside in a daze. After a while, the little nurse came. A sign was inserted at the head of Zhu Xiaofeng's bed and told him, "You can't eat greasy food from today on. In the afternoon, the doctor came to give you a pre-operative examination. You can't smoke in the ward and corridor. If you find out, you have to deduct 200 yuan at a time..."
Zhu Xiaofeng was depressed and said an angry, "Get out!"
The little nurse stared: "I'm doing this for your own good, and I'm still retreating - have you watched a lot of palace fighting dramas?"
Huang Yifei kept his duty in mind. Seeing that the emperor was flinched, he was about to come forward. I said with a smile, "You'd better not mess with this sister. In the future, you will rely on her for your daily care infusion injection."
Zhu Xiaofeng is very knowledgeable about current affairs. He sighed and reluctantly said with a smile, "Don't be surprised by this girl. It's me who was abrupt - Commander Huang, send me a gift to meet.
Huang Yifei touched his whole body. He turned out all four pockets and said with a bitter face, "Your Majesty, I really have nothing to grow up."
Seeing this, the little nurse poked me with a pen and whispered to me at the door of the ward, "What's wrong with these two people?"
I pointed to my head and said, "There is something wrong here. I will transfer to the psychiatrist department as soon as I see my kidney."
The little nurse covered her mouth and smiled delicately: "I've seen a lot of otaku diseases, but it's the first time I've seen such an old man."
I hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, it's an otaku disease. Why don't you have a bad waist? It's all..."
The little nurse interrupted me and said, "Let me tell you something. Now this ward is only your family. If you want to see if the other two beds are also wrapped, we won't arrange other patients in it."
I understand that this is a way for the department to generate income: "Oced, I'll bother you."
"No trouble, I'll bring the sheets and sick clothes later."
At noon, I took Zhu Xiaofeng and Huang Yifei to have a simple meal near the hospital, took some money and gave it to Huang Yifei. By the way, I told him some common sense of life.
In the afternoon, after the doctor went to work, Zhu Xiaofeng began a preoperative examination. When I took Huang Yifei to get the results, I also took out his own. I sent him back to the ward first and went straight to the digestive department to hand over the list to the kind eye. The old man read the report and asked me, "Do you
I thought about it and said, "I don't smoke much."
The old man held his glasses and looked at me deeply and asked, "Don't you take drugs?"
I was shocked: "I've never touched it."
"Well, it's a little abnormal in terms of blood routine."
I was worried and said, "Is there any way to save this disease?"
The old man laughed and said, "It's not a big problem. It should be some kind of chronic food poisoning. In the future, I'll give you some anti-inflammatory drugs. If you're not busy, I'll review it after a while."
"Is it really not a big problem?"
The old man pulled his glasses on the bridge of his nose and looked at me sideways: "Young people are not so timid, are they?"
I scratched my head embarrassedly. The old man gave me a prescription and patted me hard on the shoulder: "It's okay. Let's go." I went out gratefully, and the old man added later: "Remember to eat breakfast every day, it's not easy to have gallstones."
I went out of the gastroenterology department and sighed that after all, it was still the old doctor Deyi Shuangxin. If it hadn't been for the tight time, I would have asked him to prescribe a few pairs of traditional Chinese medicine for conditioning. I went to the pharmacy to get the medicine, and Zhu Xiaofeng's operation was also arranged.
As a case, Dr. Liu briefly told us about the process of the operation and the precautions after the operation. Zhu Xiaofeng and Huang Yifei both turned pale, followed Dr. Liu on the left and right. Dr. Liu laughed and said, "The operation is not big. Don't worry - I will start the enema today."
When Zhu Xiaofeng heard these two words, his face suddenly turned paler and hesitated, "Can you not have an enema?"
Dr. Liu said, "How can this work?"
Zhu Xiaofeng grabbed his hand and said, "Please bear with it then. I have great benefits after the event!"
Dr. Liu said strangely, "What does this have to do with my patience?"
Huang Yifei said, "Didn't you say you were afraid that you would vomit?"
Dr. Liu said angrily and funny, "Who told you this? Enema is mainly for fear of wound infection with feces during the operation.
Zhu Xiaofeng was excited, as if he came up with the key to the question: "Do you really want to open my stomach and take away my waist?"
Dr. Liu glanced at Zhu Xiaofeng playfully and said patiently, "Do you have any other concerns? Don't worry, this will generally not affect the quality of the couple's life."
Huang Yifei said urgently, "Doesn't it hurt? Although my master is brave, it is too appalling for this living person to take his kidney. I have experienced hundreds of battlefields and injured countless times. It's hard to show off your self-proclaimed.
Dr. Liu rolled his eyes like an alien this time and said, "We have anesthesiologists."
Huang Yifei said, "Who is the anesthesiologist?"
I joked, "It's the person who gave you a tree stick to put in your mouth during the operation."
Dr. Liu probably thought this statement was very humorous, and laughed and said, "It's almost the same."
Zhu Xiaofeng's face instantly turned from white to green, and he said weakly, "I'm really going to die this time."
I put the red envelopes I had prepared for a long time in Dr. Liu's pocket: "Please take more attention in the future."
When I first took out the red envelope, Dr. Liu skillfully estimated the number of them along the cracks in the envelope. He smiled and said, "This is not appropriate."
"It's appropriate! The rules can't be broken.
Immediately, Dr. Liu was alert and said, "Is this me and the anesthesiologist?"
I said, "No, I'll say hello to the anesthesiologist."
Dr. Liu nodded with satisfaction and said to Zhu Xiaofeng, "You are down-to-earth and wait for the operation, but the enema still needs to be injected."
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In the afternoon, I bought some supplies such as a washbasin and a kettle for Huang Yifei. After the assault training, the commander of the inner bodyguard has become a bit of a super nurse. In the evening, the little nurse pushed the cart into the ward. He said to Zhu Xiaofeng, "Echoma!"
Zhu Xiaofeng said with a dead heart, "Tell me, what's wrong with me?"
"Take off your trousers and lie down on **."
Zhu Xiaofeng was stunned. Looking at Huang Yifei, Huang Yifei asked the little nurse, "Girl, haven't you married yet?"
"No, what's wrong?"
Huang Yifei whispered to Zhu Xiaofeng, "There's nothing you can do, Your Majesty. After this matter, you can only have one more concubine."
Zhu Xiaofeng said with a bitter face, "Is it a little ugly?"
At this time, the little nurse said fiercely, "Take it off quickly. I still have a lot of things to do!"
Zhu Xiaofeng had to take off his trousers and lie down in **, and the little nurse took the syringe without a syringe... You know. Although the word "**" has been used very frequently recently, there are very few people who can really understand the taste. Zhu Xiaofeng has this honor tonight.
After pushing the syringe, the little nurse said, "I can't hold it anymore and go to the toilet."
Before Zhu Xiaofeng finished speaking, he rushed into the toilet crazily with his trousers, and in an instant, he listened to all kinds of ghosts crying and howling in the toilet.
The little nurse complained, "If you can't hold it, you have to come again later."
I finally couldn't hold it down, and a burst of laughter that resounded through the sky.
After Zhu Xiaofeng finished the enema, I said to him, "I'll leave if there's nothing to do. I'll come to see you on the day of your operation."
After all, Zhu Xiaofeng still relied on me for this day. He hesitated and said, "Are you... leaving now?"
"How busy I am. I may not be like anything in the past half a day - we have something to say first. I am clear between public and private."
Zhu Xiaofeng sighed, "Okay, I have nothing to say."
I nodded. As soon as I got to the door, Zhu Xiaofeng suddenly reacted: "You don't leave at noon and don't leave in the afternoon. You insist that I'm willing to leave until I'm infused... Split... Bean opens a new book. Let's go and support it. This guy's interest is the same P>
Address...to be continued) RQ