Chapter 42 Out of the Cabinet
Su Jing and I are scheduled to get married on the tenth day of next month, and there are still about 20 days left. During this period, I can neither go to her nor wander around, so I have to stay in the general's mansion to complain about myself.
It has arrived on the ninth day of May in the daughter's country. Tomorrow is the day of Su Jing and me. Everyone in the general's mansion is busy, and the house is full of lights. The monarchs of the Eighteen Nations either send envoys or personally go to the daughter's country to congratulate. Today, they are all resting in the The martial arts elders and retired elders in the world also flocked to the world. They were received by Kumei. The marriage of the two sword gods has become the most important thing in the world, and the daughter's country is even more jubilant.
In the morning, my mother sent someone to send me auspicious clothes for me to try on. My daughter's national clothes were already delicate and bright. This lucky clothes looked more like the skirt worn by the bride. After I put them on, I turned my waist a few times in front of the mirror. How could I look like the Oriental Master after the success of the The sword god is really a blessing. He can marry such a beautiful man as a major general.
I said with a gloomy face, "That's all, right? There is no cover, right?"
The woman patted her head and said, "Look at my memory--" In an instant, she took out a scarlet cover from her back...
According to the custom of my daughter's country, a man can't go out of the room after noon the day before he gets married. Although my parents don't pay much attention to it, there are many people in the house, so I have to follow the rules of the game.
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After four o'clock in the afternoon, Jin Chengwu and the Black Mountain Old Demon came to see me once. They pointed at me and laughed for a long time and then ran away.
5:30. The maid came in and changed the urine bucket for me.
At 6:15, my father came in to see me. He saw that I was dressed in a cross-dressed suit, and I was so embarrassed that I had no place to put my hands and feet. Finally, when I saw my cover, I collapsed directly. With tears in my eyes, he said that he finally realized the sourness of marrying his daughter. Then He said that he should spend more time with Gao Xiaowei.
At 7 o'clock for dinner, a group of leaders in the neighboring country insisted on seeing me and were kicked out by Kumei.
At 8 o'clock, my mother sent a housekeeper to reward all the servants and soldiers on guard in the house. I heard the housekeeper leading everyone to shout slogans at my door, to the a good job of tomorrow's reception service.
The venue was basically cleared at 9 o'clock. Except for the swaying lanterns, everyone in the yard had rested, and I went out openly. I peed in the tree pit...
I didn't take a nap until dawn this night in a semi-hyped state of sleepless sleep. Soon, he was quarreled by the hot sound outside again.
I just got up for a while. I heard someone shouting outside, "The sedan chair is here!" Then Yu Manli and Qi Xiaohuan ran in in a fire. I wondered, "What are you doing?"
Qi Xiaohuan said, "We are dowry!" While helping me change my auspicious clothes, as soon as I asked, I knew that a large family would get married. As a matter of course, there should be a dowry to follow. Of course, he and Yu Manli were just to save the scene, and the two deputy division-level cadres were dowry maids. I'm afraid Geng Ling is still reluctant to give up.
Yu Manli is also very delicate today, and the fabric is certainly good. The pattern is even more delicate. In contrast, my auspicious suit is also much inferior. I asked him, "Where did you buy this dress?"
Yu Manli smiled and said, "I embroidered it myself."
While talking, Su Jing's welcoming team had entered the door of the house. Qi Xiaohuan looked at me and said, "Brother Long, where are you covering your head?"
I just remembered that there was such a thing that was pulled out from under my buttocks. Qi Xiaohuan helped me cover it upright. It was thick, heavy and not breathable. I felt sultry, and I could hardly see the road. I picked up the awl and poked two eyes on it. I couldn't cover it. Finally, I simply cut two holes as big as two thumbs in the position of the two eyes with scissors.
At this time, someone outside shouted loudly, "Please ask the groom to leave the cabinet."
Qi Xiaohuan and Yu Manli immediately hugged me left and right.
"Damn, it turns out that there is still someone to help me. If I had known it, I wouldn't have..."
While talking, the three of us have gone out of the door, and the people outside were stunned, and then laughed loudly. I was wondering where their laughing point was. Su Jing came forward and cried and laughed, "If you think it's in the way, just take it away, why bother to make a fool of yourself?"
Only then did I understand that everyone was laughing at the two holes on my head. Each of the two holes was almost the size of a fist, one square and one round, which looked like a 3K party and a midnight ghost in a cartoon. No wonder they wanted to laugh. There are thousands of grooms who "marry" every year in my daughter's country. I'm afraid it's the first time I've ever been out of the cabinet.
When I heard Su Jing say this, I simply lifted the cover and rushed around and said shyly, "Laugh, smile." Everyone laughed even more.
Su Jing is also dressed in a wedding dress today. His thin lips are painted delicately, and his long hair is still casually draped over his shoulders. He is a little more handsome than ordinary women. I said stupidly, "You are so beautiful today."
Su Jing ignored me and took my hand to my father and mother. He knelt down seriously and said, "Dad, mother, I'll pick up Xiaolong out of the pavilion. In the future, our husband and wife will be filial and humble, and please take care of yourself."
Before Mom said anything, Dad stretched out his hand behind him: "Cay the cost." Aunt Meng quickly handed over the red envelope, and her father handed it to Su Jing and said, "A small gift, Xiao Jing, you can take it."
Su Jing said respectfully, "Thank you, Dad."
I saw that the red envelope was just a thin letter. The shape was vaguely a bank card, and others discussed with each other: "Guess what gift did the father of the Dragon Sword God give to the Su Sword God?" I think it's a martial arts secret book." Su Jing is already a sword god. What's the use of this thing?" Not necessarily. If you can raise a son like the Dragon Sword God, the dragon father must not be a mortal. The so-called stone of his mountain can attack jade.
I asked my father quietly, "How much is this?"
Dad stared at me and said, "This is a credit card, son of a bitch!"
"Does it mean that you will pay back no matter how much I spend?"
"Bullshit, are you coming to pay it back?"
I opened my eyebrows and smiled and said, "It's really a heavy gift, so we'll take it."
My mother held out a brocade box and said, "My mother has nothing good. I sewed this small suit myself. I hope you can have a baby early."
The baby clothes made by the general of the daughter country, which is a bit like the current president of the group gave a pair of shoes made when he married his daughter. The scene is particularly warm.
I opened the lid of the brocade box and looked in. My mother's workmanship was really not flattering. The stitches in some places were crooked. Yu Manli only glanced at it and couldn't help saying, "General, this needlework..." Fortunately, he reacted in time and said indecently, "It's really Then he whispered in my ear. Brother Long, I'll make your clothes when you give birth to a baby in the future.
Gao Xiaowei squeezed in the middle of her parents and said, "Brother, sister-in-law, I really have nothing to give away. I only wish you the same mind forever."
I accidentally said, "Yo, you can still say such reliable words. I'm satisfied!"
Farewell to both parents. According to the procedure, he was about to go on the road, and someone carried the sedan chair. Su Jing stood at the entrance of the sedan chair and helped me lift the curtain. I casually asked, "What will you do if I take the sedan chair?"
Su Jing said, "I ride a horse."
I scratched my head and said, "I'll take a sedan chair and you ride a horse. Don't pinch it. Why don't we squeeze each other?"
Su Jing collapsed and said, "Come to the sedan chair!"
I just wanted to say, "You just went to the sedan chair." Later, thinking that this was in the daughter's country, he had to get in aggrievedly.
The sedan chair left the general's mansion and went straight to Prince Yun's place. The welcoming team walked magnificently on the most prosperous streets of the capital. The people scrambled to wait and see, and Su Jing was well known in his daughter's country. I am even more in the sun. Today, the two sword gods are married. Many people don't hesitate to trek from afar in order to see the real face.
The sedan chair fell at Prince Yun's house. Su Jing opened the curtain and saw that I was turning my head like a Errenzhuan actor. He couldn't help laughing and said, "Don't pretend to be it. Come with me to the bar for guests and friends."
"It should have been like this a long time ago." I jumped out with an arrow step, and the scene outside scared me a lot. I saw that the royal palace was full of people, just like a holiday beach. I appeared so boldly, and everyone cheered, laughed and shouted, and suddenly it was very lively.
Tian Piqi took the marshal of the State of Qi to give me a welcome first, and the back was also full of the heads of the Eighteen Nations League, and Su Jing and I even returned the gift.
Prince Yun loudly invited everyone to the hall for a banquet. I just sat down to entertain the guests. Zhang rushed in and whispered, "Major General, there are several special guests outside."
"Who is it?"
Zhang Ganhu said, "It's a historian."
I was a little stunned. The Shi family did have a special identity. Just a month ago, they met with their daughter's country. Although they had the intention of reconciliation after Shi Dizai's matter, they could not be regarded as friends after all.
I said, "The visitor is a guest. Please come in."
In a short time, Shi Chi and Shi Dong came first, followed by the three brothers Stephen Schian and Stitch, and the ink master walked at the end.
I took two steps to meet him. I didn't do it for others. Ink has a lot of kindness to me. I can't stay slow like a teacher.
Shi Chi said awkwardly, "Dragon Sword God, our uninvited guests have embarrassed you."
I waved my hand and said, "Don't say that. I'm very kind to have you come." Not to mention the enmity between the historian and the daughter's country, they knew that they might be criticized or deliberately came to congratulate me in their daughter's country. This friendship still moved me.
Shi Dong said, "I heard that you are going to get married, and we are very hesitant. First, we are pressed for time to get here from the Honglie Empire, and second, our identity is really embarrassing. After thinking about it, we still came."
I couldn't help saying, "Third uncle, have you always been good?"
Shi Dong said, "Thank you very much. I also brought someone here." With that, Gui Zhi stood behind him. I was surprised and said, "Are you back? I'm wronged!" Thanks to Gui Zhi's rescue when I fell into Hong Lie's palace last time, she also revealed her identity and finally returned home safely today.
Gui Zhi smiled at me and said, "I'm worried about the Dragon Sword God. I'm very good, and I haven't been wronged at all."
I said, "Anyway, just come back. I must repay you well."
Gui Zhi said, "Dragon Sword God, I have one thing to ask the prince, but I don't know how to open my mouth. I want to ask you to protect me."
I patted my chest and said, "If you have any requirements, just let me know."
Gui Zhi suddenly turned red and said, "General Shi Dong treats me very well. I will say goodbye to you and Prince Yun when I return to China this time. After that, I want to return to the Honglie Empire. From then on, I will only be a housewife and no longer care about the country's kindness."
I accidentally said, "Why is this?"
Shi Dong seems to be more nervous than anyone else. Suddenly, she took my hand and said, "Gui Zhi is pregnant with my child."
"Ah?" I quietly calculated the time. This can only happen within two months of Shi Dong's return to China. Hasn't Guizhi been exposed at that time?
Gui Zhi said coily, "Shi Dong tried his best to protect me when he went back, and I found that others were not bad..."
I said, "So you slept with him?"
Gui Zhi whispered, "I slept him."
I suddenly--
Shi Dong also blushed and said, "Although Gui Zhi and I are our own masters, we share the same interests. Don't worry, she will never be wronged when she marries me! Please ask the Dragon Sword God to fulfill us, as for the feud between countries. We don't want to be contaminated anymore."
I sighed and said, "I'm a lobbyist if you marry her in the Honglie Empire. Do you marry her in your daughter's country or am I in line?"
Shi Dong was speechless. I said, "Forget it. I'll promise you about this matter for Prince Yun first."
Shi Dong and Gui Zhi bowed down together: "Thank you, Dragon Sword God!"
I suddenly asked Shi Dong, "Who is the surname of this child?"
Shi Dong muttered, "It's agreed that the boy has my surname, and the girl has her surname."
I was so happy that I said, "Third uncle. We really think the same as heroes - you prefer to be a boy this time, don't you?"
Shi Dong said bravely, "It's the same for boys and girls!"
At this time, the three Stiyang brothers also came forward to congratulate him. Stiyang brought a glass of wine to Su Jing and said, "I wish you happiness." I know that he has secretly fallen in love with Su Jing for a long time. I couldn't help patting him on the shoulder and said, "Brother. There are many good girls in the world, but don't touch them in your daughter's country. Marshal Shi must be reluctant to marry you, the eldest son and grandson. Stitchang said, "Fifth brother, don't make fun of the big brother."
Stiwei smiled and said, "I think so. Anyway, I dare not think of a woman in my daughter's country. After all, the fifth brother is too bold." He looked at Stitch beside him and said, "Of course, my two fifth brothers can afford these four words."
Sti Zai smiled at me. The two of us didn't need to say much. I pointed to him and said, "In the future, I will live with you when I go to the Honglie Empire." Your emperor has rewarded you with a big house.
Shi Chi hesitated and said, "By the way, let me ask by the way. Is your majesty all right?
I smiled and said, "By the way, I'm afraid more than half of your coming to your daughter's country this time is for this matter - Zhu Xiaofeng's operation was very successful. I'll pick him up after finishing this period of work."
"That's good, that's good." Shi Chi pulled me aside and secretly stuffed something into me. I glanced at it and knew that it was the first spring palace picture I found in his room. Shi Chi said mysteriously, "You young people will study it slowly in the future."
I smiled and said, "Have you and the eldest lady studied thoroughly?"
Shi Chi stared and said, "Bitch."
I said straightly, "Did I make her sad when I pretended to be Di?"
Shi Chi sighed, "She has figured it out these days. If it weren't for you, I'm afraid she would be more sad. In the final analysis, you are kind to our historians. You call Shi Dong the third uncle, but are you still willing to call me father?
Do I think: "My own father is small-hearted... I'd better call you uncle in the future."
"Oh, uncle, just uncle."
At this time, Stile's eyes were sharp, and he saw Sdeejia in the crowd at a glance. Sdee Dee also happened to see Shi Dong and others, so he unnaturally brought the green calyx to us.
Shi Dong said, "Don't you want to go back with your father?"
Shi Dijia said, "My daughter is not angry with her father, but she is having a good time here. In the future, Hong Lie and her daughter Guo Yong will be friends. Is it inconvenient for her daughter to go back?"
Shi Dong said sadly, "That's right. Since you are happy, Dad won't force it."
Shi Dijia smiled and said, "Besides, don't you want me to marry an inverted son-in-law in your daughter's country and give you a grandson in the future?"
Shi Dong's eyes lit up and said, "This is also a good way."
Everyone laughed a little.
Shi Dizai walked to the green calyx and said affectionately, "You must be willing to go back to China with me, right?"
Green calyx lowered his head and said, "You are now a great hero of Hong Lie. Are you still willing to want me?"
Stitch said, "As long as you don't think I'm ugly."
The green calyx was stunned and said, "Anyway, you didn't look good before, but now you like it much more."
I was immersed in the happiness of the small world of two people, and I always felt something was wrong when I heard this sentence...
Ink finally walked up, smiled with his palms together and said, "Xiaolong and Su Jianshen have finally completed their merits. Good, good."
I said respectfully, "Master, you won't let me call you master, but in my heart, you are actually my teacher. You should stay longer in my daughter's country this time."
Su Jing said, "That's good. Let's also guide the younger generation well."
The ink smiled and said, "You don't have to be polite. In terms of martial arts, you will have more than one day sooner or later. What's more, the level of martial arts is just a small level. It is Lao Kun's real joy to have such two sword gods in the world.
I curled my lips and said, "Well said, it's just that you don't want to teach me anything anymore after seeing that there is nothing in the world." Then he smiled and said, "Actually, if you are willing to teach me, I may not be willing to learn. After all, the number one in the world is either me or my wife. It's meaningless to catch up with each other."
Su Jing couldn't laugh and cry, "You are not afraid of the master's ridicule."
Shui Mo Guan said, "Lao Qi just likes Xiaolong's frank nature, in the opinion of my Buddhist family. It's better to stop at the right time than to be brave to make progress, which can be said to be great wisdom!"
I showed off my power and said, "Did you hear me? I'm a wise man!"
Su Jing and Shui Mo laughed at each other.
At this time, someone pulled the corner of my clothes. When I looked back and saw that it was Aunt Cao, Aunt Cao smiled and said, "The emperor is waiting for the two sword gods outside the house."
I asked, "Why don't you come in?"
Aunt Cao said, "The emperor knows that the Dragon Sword God is full of friends here, and he is afraid of disturbing everyone's elegance."
"The emperor is really too thoughtful."
Su Jing and I said goodbye and followed Aunt Cao to the door of the royal palace. Seeing the queen standing behind her back under the cover of Huang Luo's umbrella, we hurried forward to see the salute.
The queen took me and Su Jing one by one and said, "Xiao Jing, brother, let me give you a welcome."
I said, "Sister, go in and sit down for a while."
The queen said, "You are having a good time. Instead of going in, I will restrain everyone. There are two things I want to tell you. Xiao Jing--" The queen turned to Su Jing and said, "Our daughter's country is respected by women. It's just a custom. You and Xiaolong are married, but you can't bully him for this reason.
Su Jing said, "How can I?"
"I know you won't." The queen said to me, "In the world, except for the daughter country, it is a society where men are superior to men and women are inferior. You are not allowed to bully Xiaojing, otherwise I will never forgive you."
I said with a bitter face, "After talking for a long time, you still turned to her."
The queen smiled and said, "Who says we are all women."
"Sister, don't worry, in fact, Su Jing and I have never paid attention to the custom of men and women. Only the word 'love' between men and women is the key, and the rest are floating clouds."
The queen said with a look, "That's good!"
Su Jing stared at his toes and whispered, "You've been saying such a serious thing all day."
The queen covered her mouth and said with a smile, "Then I won't be wordy. It's rare for you two to be idle. Just steal some lazy days."
Sending the queen away, the guests and friends began a grand banquet. Su Jing and I began to toast from the table to each other. According to the customs of my daughter's country, I should have hid and didn't see anyone, but most of the guests who came today were informal, and I had already forgotten these rules. Those who drink wine will not refuse, and with the Flying Dragon Army to block my wine ball, it is dark to drink.
When the sun turned to the west, I finally got to Lao Wu's table. The four old monsters were very stable. They sat there and ate vegetables calmly. I put on a big cup and said, "My brother, sister, sister, I won't say anything. I'll do it first."
Jin Chengwu and the old demon of Montenegro drank it all. Lao Wu said solemnly, "I still have to drink Xiaolong's toast." With that, Xiaoqian also got up and said, "Then I'll learn from Brother Wu." She raised the cup to her mouth and sipped it slowly, and finally to the end.
I was surprised and said, "You can already eat and drink?"
Xiaoqian said, "Thanks to Brother Xiaolong for helping us find this good place, our cultivation has progressed very quickly."
Jincheng Wudao: "Xiaoqian has implanted all the bones around her body, and it won't take long for her to be like a real person."
I asked, "Isn't that going to the toilet?"
Xiaoqian nodded.
I said to myself, "Why do I think you have been refined? It was not good before..."
Su Jing stared at me and also held a big cup and said, "Brother Wu, Brother Jin, Sister Black, Sister Xiaoqian, Su Jing will not say this word of thanks. From now on, we will be a family."
Lao Wu poured the wine into another shoe and staggered, "I can't drink any more today. If I drink it again, it will be in its original form."
Jin Chengwu drank a toast and said ambiguously, "Xiaolong, it's getting late. It's time for you and Su Jing to get married. It's not a good thing to drink too much wine on the wedding night."
As soon as I heard that it was reasonable, I poured the wine in my hand on the ground and said, "Then this second cup is to worship heaven and earth."
Everyone laughed and laughed, all of which were concocted in the same way. Suddenly, they heard Lao Wu scream and said, "It's broken, it's in the shoes!" After saying that, I fell to the ground... Split... I found that there were marriage scenes in three books in a row. I'm really a person who loves to get married... Cough, my face was not pressed on the keyboard by my wife, everyone is late... Ann RQ