Chapter 169 The life of code words is to have fun in bitterness

The life of code words is to have fun in hardship

Recently, I always have a feeling of being stared at. I don't know if I have offended someone. Every time I walk on the street, I have a strange feeling of being followed.

On this day, I was wandering on the street. I wanted to buy an ice cream or something. I was lazy and spent my life. Recently, with the existence of tens of thousands of words a day, I, who has always been lazy, is also very tired.

Who knew that when I opened Qiao Lezi in my hand, someone suddenly patted me and said, "Well, long time no see!"

I said to myself, who can't speak head-on? I turned my head and saw the old beggar standing behind me, stretching out his hand thieves, and chewing a large piece of ice cream in his mouth. Why did Nima look so obscene?

"Excuse me, uncle, do we know each other?" I turned around and put Qiao Lezi in my hand into my mouth. Suddenly, I found that there was only half of the ice cream left. Suddenly, it was like being struck by lightning. I said that it would not be bitten by the old man in front of me. It was too fast.

The old man also said proudly, "I'm Elder Tianma. Didn't Wang Laowu introduce you?"

I'll go. It turned out to be the stinky old man of the beggar gang. You didn't seem to have any intersection with me, so the ice cream in your hand directly pressed into the palm of the other party's hand and sneered, "What's wrong? Can't you find Wang Laowu? Are you come to me?"

"No, I'm here to help you." Elder Tianma stuffed the ice cream in the palm of his mouth without changing his face and said vaguely, "My buddy is a little troublesome. I want you to help enlighten me."

"Male or female?" I frowned, "I'm not a bosom sister. Why are you looking for me?"

"This?" Tianma swallowed the ice cream into his stomach and said, "Didn't you successfully help Shi Yukun become an aunt dozens of chapters ago? It happens that my friend is also a writer, and I want you to help guide me."

"Damn it, why are you a writer again?" I shook my head, "What if I say no?"

Tianma reached out and grabbed my sleeve and said with a sinister smile, "Then I will open my voice and shout, you grab my old beggar's sorbet."

"Dizzy!" I had a black line and looked around. It seemed that if Elder Tianma used this move, it would be really difficult for me to get out of danger. Finally, I promised, "Let's lead the way."

I followed old man Tianma to an urban village. It was said that the comrade waiting for me to save lived here. I asked Tianma if the other party was a obscene otaku. The old man Tianma assured me that the otaku was for sure, but it was not obscene, but a little sloppy.

"Hmm!" As I promised to enter the room with him, saying that if something went wrong and I met a strange man, I would immediately escape. Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the room, I found that this place was simply a magical existence. Countless can bottles, instant noodle bags, and various novels and comics were thrown on the ground. Nima was so lazy that she didn't want comics.

I picked it up casually and turned it over. It was from the pocket book of One Piece, and it has reached the peak battle. Recently, I haven't read much to make up for it. The old man Tianma coughed twice and suddenly introduced it to me: "This is Xin Ba, and this is Su Tian. Let's get to know each other."

Xinba? Are you copying the silver or the Lion King? It's a magical existence. I looked at the other party carefully. He was an ordinary otaku. I smiled and waved my hand and said, "Hello, goodbye, don't send it!"

"I'll go! Are you going to kick me out?" I broke away at that time. If the old man Tianma hadn't stopped me, I would have to beat him up.

Tianma pulled me with a wry smile: "Don't blame him. Recently, the new book has not been clicked well, and a lot of collections have been dropped. I'm struggling."

"Can you be rude to others if you are bitter?" I roared loudly, "What if I follow the rudeness and twist your head off?"

Xin Ba replied slowly, "I'll pick it up like Alalei, and then kick you away."

"Oh! Is this the logic that only exists in that dimension? I looked at this guy a little and stopped and said, "Don't pull me. I'm not like him."

"That..." Xin Ba rarely turned his head. "There are still a lot of manuscripts to catch up today. Can you go out and walk around casually before you come here after dinner? I want to be quiet."

"I'll go, isn't it just typing? Is it so elegant?" I said disdainfully, "What will happen to a bitter code like you? By the way, how much is your limit?"

"Three thousand!" Xin Ba answered almost inaudible detail.

"Haha! Nima three thousand is just like shit. I couldn't help laughing wildly, "You are too embarrassed to go out to deal with people this year. Who do you show it to?"

"What do you know!" Xin Ba finally couldn't help standing up and retorting, "I'm creating. The first thing I pay attention to is brewing, and then the conception is over. After conception..."

"You don't want to poop." I couldn't help teaching him, "You only need to pay attention to three points when writing online articles, and the most important purpose is how to retain readers. Readers are your God. You have to satisfy the readers, not just satisfy yourself."

"That?" Xin Ba finally asked me for advice with an open mind and looked at me sincerely and asked, "How can I keep the reader with those three points?"

"First of all, choose a good name!" I began to talk and brought out all the experience found in Shi Yukun. "What's your name?"

"The First House in the World!" Xin Ba replied silently.

"No, plagiarize us. Be careful of the author telling you." I was stunned first, and then continued to say, "First of all, you are obviously the most chaotic wind in history. Xiaohua's style is very fresh, but since the first demon followed the trend, now the first and the first is rotten street. For the specific situation, you can refer to various similar books for X days."

"Then what do you think I should call it?" Xin Ba asked weakly and suddenly became a diligent and studious student.

How about "Zhaiyue All sentient beings"? ( Popular science: the original name of this book!) I casually said, "Let's talk about the next article. Successful online articles must have wonderful points. Readers mostly read books to pass the time. What's the point of not being enjoyable enough? Therefore, there must be attractive points within 10,000 or 20,000 words at the beginning, so that editors can also notice you quickly and can be earlier. The contract."

"But I have signed a contract, and there is also a full attendance award." Xin Ba suddenly raised his hand and ruthlessly gave me a counterattack.

"That?" I couldn't help roaring again, "It's great to have full attendance. Are you so unmotivated? Do you know what will happen if you neglect readers? Do you think readers who update thousands of words perfunctorily every day will have no complaints? Do you think you can live by relying on full attendance? You have to look long-term. You have to look forward.

Xin Ba nodded and took down his notes: he took a long-term view, and his full attendance was not enough to spend, so he proposed a salary increase to the editor.

"I'll go!" I kicked away the notebook in his hand. "Is this the point I'm talking about? You have to burn it, and you have to try your best to code words.

"So, what is the third point?" Xin Ba raised his hand again and asked.

"Good question, the most critical moment has come." I sat down and straightened my clothes and said, "The third point is the outline, but whenever you write online articles, you must have a perfect outline and a reasonable level setting. With the outline, your writing will not deviate from the topic. With the level setting, it will bring readers the pleasure of upgrading. Which one of the gods is not a master of upgrading?"

"Which one? What about complaints like me that ignore the level and have a messy style? A cold light suddenly flashed in Xin Ba's eyes, and the ruthless counterattack began again.

"Complaints?" I scratched my ears, "Is it a spoof like silver's mother? I'm sorry that if there is no little Lori and big bob girl in their arms, and if there is no continuous ambiguous meat scene, you will have to die.

"Please remember that this is online articles, not animations. Animations can attract audiences by images, while online articles can only rely on words. Where the mainstream readers are, please go." I preached to Xin Bayan like a master, but finally there was a burst of applause.

"Not bad, Xiao Su has grown up again. He is worthy of being the first obscene hero in my book." Xin Ba slapped and pointed to the document opened on the computer screen, "I have recorded the plot one by one."

"No way?" I opened my eyes wide at that time, "You wrote it all in the book, my portrait right!"

"It's not bad. This is a good extra chapter. It's rare for you to come to my place as a guest. Sit down for a while." Xin Ba got up and went to pour tea for us.

I pulled Tianma and asked wildly, "Didn't you say that he came to me for help when he was in trouble? Why didn't you tell me that the other party was the author of this book? Didn't you hurt me? Fortunately, I still teach him like a life mentor, and Ya is simply darker than me.

"That?" Old Tianma took out his electric baton and called me silently. "It's said that this chapter is an extra, just be patient until the end."

I lay on the ground crying without tears, saying that the hero of this book is fucking tired!

After a while, Xin Ba brought two cups of Tieguanyin, sat down on the table and said, "If you have any ideas recently, it has been almost a month, and it must have changed a lot."

"It's quite big." I held the hot teacup and forced a smile, "I have a cohabiting girlfriend, and I don't know how many times I have rolled the bed. Thank you for your kindness!"

"Nothing!" Xin Ba said without changing his face, "There are many opportunities to have sex in the future. If you want to raise a small one, you will be satisfied."

"That?" Thinking back to the way Cat sometimes ran away, I said to myself whether this was a test for me, so I shook my head and said, "Thank you. I'd better finish it all."

"Hmm! Very good. Does the elder have any opinion? Xin Ba asked Tianma again, and the Elder Tianma held a sign and wrote: I haven't appeared for a long time, and I'm too lazy to say anything.

"Alas!" Xin Ba sighed, "In fact, there has always been a loophole in this book. As a first-person novel, it can't take into account other supporting roles. Many characters have been ruthlessly buried by me and can't change it."

"Does the boss have something on his mind recently?" I tried to please him.

"I'm not worried. I'm a little tired. Recently, I've been breaking out for more than 20 days in a row. I have a sore back from the computer every day, and my eyes are uncomfortable. I'll come to chat with you." Xinba rubbed his waist and sighed, "Drink tea."

I laughed and said, "If the boss wants to chat in the future, please call me. I promise to send it as you."

Xin Bayi waved his hand: "Come on, you'd better be busy. It's time for you to go back. Thank you today."

I got up and left Xinba's residence with Elder Tianma. I didn't expect that there was really no danger today. After leaving the place, I grabbed Tianma and asked, "When did you make friends with the author?"

"Climb?" Elder Tianma's expression was a little distorted, "I was randomly selected, okay? I hid in the document and was about to get moldy. Finally, I came out and showed a small face. I don't know when the old man will come out next time?" The Elder Tianma wandered away.

I shook my head in the back, indicating that there were no pears, or I went to my convenience store to eat Qiaolezi that I haven't finished eating.

In the evening, Ah Cat received a text message: "After the test, there is no two minds."

She deleted the message with satisfaction, and the name on it was clearly Xin Ba.