Chapter 7 Wait for shit

Follow the First Emperor of Qin on a tour, and then rushed back to Xianyang Palace with a foot wrap to hand over the task. This must be the second worst result from the bottom. (The worst result is that Zhou Tian followed the First Emperor of Qin on a tour, and then provoked the First Emperor of Qin on the way and was clicked off. Due to the aura of pig's feet, we may not do it here. Consider). The best result was that before Qin Shihuang went on a tour, he took a shower, then changed a foot wrap, and finally left on the task with the foot wrap changed by Qin Shihuang.

However, Qin Shihuang's patrol was in a hurry this time, so that Qin Shihuang just gave an order. The next day, he was ready to go on a tour, and the emperor's bath was a very troublesome thing, so the matter of going on patrol and bathing was omitted by Qin Shihuang, so the final result was that Zhou Tian wanted to get Qin Shihuang. With the foot cloth, you have to follow the First Emperor of Qin on a tour.

The First Emperor of Qin naturally had to take some close ministers to the tour. Li Si and Hu Hai were naturally inevitable. In addition to these two people, Meng Tian's younger brother Meng Yi (Meng Yu?) He was also called by the First Emperor of Qin.

Li Si and Hu Hai have a good relationship with Zhao Gao. If they get a foot wrap from Qin Shihuang's account, they should treat it as invisible. However, Meng Yi is different. According to Zhao Gao's Miza, Meng Yi is extremely unpunical to him. It is estimated that no matter what he steals from Qin Shihuang, Meng Yi will charge himself of rebellion.

If you want to steal the foot cloth, the saddest level is Meng Yi. However, Zhao Gao, as a anniper, naturally placed a lot of cronies beside Qin Shihuang, and Meng Yi, who wanted to support him, had no choice.

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The grand scene of Qin Shihuang's travel is not big. The number of people accompanying him alone is no less than 5,000. From a distance, it is vast, like a ghost sweeping...

After starting from Xianyang, the whole honor guard went directly to the south in accordance with the principle of first south, then north, left, west, right and east. The first stop of the trip was called Yunmeng. This place is not close to Xianyang. Originally, Qin Shihuang had little to do with Zhou Tian where he went. As long as Zhou Tian got the foot wrap, it would be fine. However, Zhou Tian learned from the eyeliner that Qin Shihuang actually planned to take a bath and change clothes when he arrived at Yunmeng. According to the speed of the guard of the honor, it would take at least a month and a half to reach Yunmeng, that is to say, Zhou Tian had to wait for Qin. If the First Emperor changes his foot wrap, he will have to wait for a month and a half later.

Zhou Tian didn't have the time to wait, so if he wanted to get Qin Shihuang's foot wrap, he had to do it himself. Zhao Gao, as the most favored eunuch of Qin Shihuang, naturally had many opportunities to contact Qin Shihuang, but these days deliberately avoided Qin Shihuang, so he did not often meet Qin Shihuang.

I was afraid to see Qin Shihuang before, but now the situation is different. Although I am afraid now, I have to do something about Qin Shihuang.

There are two reasons why Qin Shihuang doesn't like to take a shower and change clothes. First, the first is that Qin Shihuang's government affairs are too busy. No matter what he does, he must do, so he naturally doesn't have much free time, and he has to solve the necessary physiological problems such as eating, drinking and sleeping in his free time. (in the case of constipation, there is even less time.) Therefore, the first reason why the First Emperor of Qin did not like to take a shower can be attributed to the lack of time. The second reason is that Qin Shihuang's health is extremely poor, which basically belongs to the type of catching a cold with a little water, so in general, Qin Shihuang does not take the initiative to take a bath. The so-called foot wrap in the Qin Dynasty is actually basically similar to the current trousers, so if you don't take a shower, Qin Shihuang doesn't like to change trousers. Of course, if there is a little situation on these trousers, it will be different. For example, diarrhea...

Zhou Tian originally wanted to make a rotten watermelon for Qin Shihuang, but after a long time, Zhou Tian found that the watermelon did not seem to have come from the Western Regions during the Qin Dynasty.

In addition to watermelon, there are two things called the sacred medicine for diarrhea. One is a Taiwanese rotten banana (this can be ignored), and the other is sbas-pea.

However, I don't think I can get these two things on Sunday. For now, there is only one way for Qin Shihuang to have diarrhea - let the cooking chef stir-fry the dishes raw. In this way, with Qin Shihuang's small glass physique, it is also a common thing to have diarrhea, and if you do this, it is not I'm afraid that others will find out.

I don't have much time, so I have been walking around the kitchen car on Sundays. If you want to do something, in addition to finding out the situation of the kitchen car, you should also master the machine at this time.

On a stormy morning, Sunday sneaked into the kitchen car. At this time, there was no one in the kitchen car, so it was naturally not afraid of others to find out. The plan for Sunday is very simple. As long as the cooking firewood is wet, the cooking will not be too cooked. Therefore, although this plan seems to be extremely difficult and requires great wisdom to complete, in fact, it can solve the problem by soaking urine. And it's raining a lot today. The firewood is a little wet, but it won't attract too much attention.

After wetting the firewood, the rest of the thing is to wait. Judging from Qin Shihuang's physique, it is estimated that there should be a reaction in the afternoon after eating undercooked rice.

Sure enough, the bumps on the carriage, coupled with the lunch, finally made Qin Shihuang, who was very weak, unable to hold on. In a slightly bigger bump, there was a crackling sound in Qin Shihuang's carriage, and then he heard Qin Shihuang's painful moan.

After hearing the groan of the First Emperor of Qin, Zhao Gao, as the favorite servant of the First Emperor of the Qin Dynasty, resolutely rushed into the carriage of the First Emperor of the Qin Dynasty.

On Sunday, when I had already prepared, I naturally put on my stuffy nose for a long time, so after rushing into the carriage, I still looked loyal and loyal in the face of the odor emitted by the First Emperor of Qin.

However, Zhou Tian was also disappointed that there was something similar to a spittoon in Qin Shihuang's carriage, and the sputum spittoon was still very close to Qin Shihuang. Therefore, Zhou Tian's plan failed, and the excrement of the emperor did not fall on the foot wrap. In this way, the surname of the First Emperor of Qin who changed the foot cloth was not big.

But I'm not discouraged on Sunday. Humph, little sample, you can only have diarrhea once. I can't do it. You take off your trousers in time every time. I'm exhausted it today.

After exiting from the carriage, Zhou Tian put on a posture of waiting for the rabbit. Even if you don't pull today, you can still guarantee not to pull in the future. Let's say Fang Chang.

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I'm sorry, everyone. This chapter is a little disgusting. We strongly criticize Zhou Tian's behavior of waiting for shit.

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Cut it again, please collect it.