Chapter 11 Black Shop
Because the grocery store on Sunday is located at the junction of urban and rural areas, and there is a large chemical factory nearby, it looks very desolate within a radius of more than ten miles, and there are naturally not many places to eat.
However, after the guidance of Wu Laoer, the noodle restaurant nearby still knew it on Sunday. In fact, Sunday went straight to the noodle restaurant, and it is estimated that you can buy a bowl of noodles with a bag of coupons.
The noodle restaurant is not big, there are not many people, and it is clean, but it is a little messy - the main reason is that the sound of a man drinking noodles is a little too loud. I don't know it, but I thought it was a demolition team.
Sunday found a place to sit down, looked at the menu on the wall, and thought about it for a long time (mainly, I had to consider how much money I brought), and finally decided to have a bowl of ramen.
Although the noodle restaurant is small, its efficiency is not low. After a while, the ramen came up, and the amount was enough. I guess I had to cover my stomach after drinking.
On the top is a little girl (I want to write this sentence alone, I guess you can think it's wrong). She is white and clean, and her teeth are double bright. If you smile at you, you can eat two more bowls of noodles. If you put it on the usual Sunday, you will definitely talk to me, but today, Sunday has no intention - the little girl is very beautiful, but behind the little girl is a black man standing behind her, with eyes like bells. As long as you look at the little girl a little more, the black man's bell eyes must stare like a searchlight, which scares you. Eat less than two bowls of noodles.
Being stared at by the man, Zhou Tian didn't dare to look at the little girl and quickly buried his head in eating noodles.
After putting the pepper and vinegar, I began to suck it on Sunday. Not to mention, it tastes really good. If it were the little girl, maybe I could give him a round noodle restaurant.
The little girl is white, and the noodle restaurant is clean. It's a little bad to make a black man. However, Hegel has a good saying: Everything that exists is reasonable.
The existence of a black man shows what this noodle shop is a black shop.
Sunday was sucking noodles. I saw a buddy with glasses next to me ready to pay the bill. Others paid the bill, but when this person checked out, the black man greeted him.
Five-yuan noodles are fifteen yuan for people. It's no wonder that Brother Glasses can give it to me.
"Isn't it written on your brand that ramen is five yuan? Why does it become fifteen now?" The glasses brother didn't realize that he would enter the black shop at all. He even pointed to the brand with the price to reason with people. If they are reasonable, they won't ask you for fifteen.
"Isn't it a robbery for such a big bowl of noodles for five yuan? I can see it clearly. It says fifteen yuan on the sign." The black man drew on the sign, and there was an extra "ten" in front of the "five yuan". It's like magic. If it hadn't been for the appearance of this black man, there would have been absolutely no problem in the last Spring Festival Gala by this technique alone.
Sunday is not far from the sign, but you can see the mystery of the black and red sign - the word "ten" is covered with a red tape. The black man pulled the tape, and the five pieces became fifteen. Hey, look at the money here. If you draw, you will earn ten more yuan. Do I have to learn more in the future?
Five yuan to fifteen yuan, and the glasses brother was immediately dumbfounded, but the glasses brother was not an ordinary person. At first glance, he looked like he was knowledgeable. After saying only one sentence, he showed the essence of the black man's noodle shop, "You...you are a black shop."
"Hey, your grandson is right. Grandpa, I run a black shop." The black man sneered and said, "You looked back and forth on my sister just now. With this alone, this noodle is also worth fifteen today."
"What about your sister?" Brother Glasses looked into the kitchen of the noodle shop and found that the little girl was hiding at the door and peeking. It seems that this is a gang crime.
"Hey, grandson, how dare you scold me." The black man was angry and slapped him. "Today, the noodles have risen to thirty, and I can't lose a penny."
With a "pop", the brother of glasses was staggered by the black man, and his buttocks were on the ground. With the body of the eye brother, he didn't work very hard, or he would have slapped out of the noodle restaurant.
"When did I scold you?" Brother Glasses sat on the ground and said aggrievedly like an angry little daughter-in-law.
"'Give your sister', that's not what you said. I, Hei San, am the most taboo for others to talk about my sister. If you don't have 50 yuan today, you don't want to get out of here." Look, look, who said that opening a noodle shop doesn't make money? It will rise to 50 in a moment.
There are not many people in the noodle restaurant, but there are still four or five people, but in the face of the atrocities of the black man, no one came out to stop it. It's really the trend of the world.
On Sunday, as a good young man in the new era, he should stand up and stand on the side of justice at this time. How can that song be sung? "The road roars at injustice, take action when it's time to take action, rushing into Kyushu..." (I'm going to write all the lyrics, will you say that I'll make up the number of words)
At this moment, Zhou Tian remembered those good men in Shuibo Liangshan. At this moment, Zhou Tian, Song, Jiang and Li Kui were possessed. He wanted to act bravely for justice, and he wanted to fight against evil forces - but first of all, he could beat others. I don't think it's enough for him to tie up with the glasses brother.
While hesitating on Sunday, the glasses brother couldn't hold on for the first time. After throwing down 50 yuan, he took a walk with a nosebleed on his face.
"Oh, don't go." Zhou Tianzhen wanted to stop the glasses brother. For nothing else, it's mainly because I ate the same noodles as the glasses brother, and my eyes also looked at the girl several times. The most important point is that I don't have enough 15 yuan. If I can't afford it, I guess I will have to be beaten.
Sure enough, after the glasses brother left, the black man's glasses glanced at himself. It seemed that he would not kill himself forty or fifty. I don't think it's so easy to finish today.
"What should I do?" Sunday thought about it while sucking the noodles. This is the advantage of Sunday: the knife is on the neck, and the meal will not be delayed. If you stare at me, it won't delay me from drinking noodles.
But this noodle is going to bottom out. It doesn't make sense if you don't pay the bill yourself. Throw down the money and run away. Five yuan, you can count half an hour by yourself. No matter how slow the reaction of the black man is, you can see that he is going to pay the bill. Grab a handful of money and run away? It's okay to give more. If you give less, they will find a reason to beat themselves.
There's nothing I can do on Sunday now. Let's pay the bill. Humph, I haven't eaten the overlord meal myself. Are you afraid of your little black shop?
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