Chapter 17 Zhou's Rap
"Xiaoyun, what's your last name?" Zhou Tian's voice trembled a little. Zhao Yun, the legendary character, who gathered all kinds of game protagonists together, the anti-sky-level boss of both men and women, would be the little boy who gnawed chicken legs in front of him?
"This is Zhaojiazhuang. Of course my surname is Zhao." Xiao Zhao Yun said casually.
"Is your master called Tong Yuan?" Zhou Tian's right hand holding the big cake trembled. This is not an ordinary big cake. This is a big cake that Zhao Yun took. If you take it to modern times, this is a cultural relic without expired.
"Although my master didn't tell me, I heard others call me master like that." Xiao Zhao Yun nodded and said, "Brother Pipi, do you hurt again? Why are you fighting so hard?"
"It's okay, Brother Pipi, my heart is not very good. I'm a little excited today." Zhou Tian stretched out his hand and pinched Zhao Yun's face. Such a lovely Zhao Yun, if he didn't do it hard, there would be no chance in the future.
"What are you doing, brother? Xiao Zhao Yun obviously doesn't like others to pinch his face, and you can't give him a chicken leg.
"You still have oil on your face. Brother will wipe it for you." Zhou Tian, who pinched Zhao Yun's face, suddenly had a sense of superiority. At that time, he would travel to Cao Yan and talk to Cao Yan. Maybe Cao Yan would be envious.
"Is there anything else?" As soon as little Zhao Yun heard that there was oil on his face, his face immediately changed greatly, for fear that Tong Yuan would come in from outside the door, and then he would poke the stone again.
"It's almost gone." Sunday took the opportunity to rub Xiao Zhao Yun's face again, which was a historic rub. It is equivalent to the third type of contact.
"Do the young man still hurt?" Just as Zhou Tian wanted to continue ** Xiao Zhao Yun, Tong Yuan came in from the door with his hands behind his back.
"It's much better. Thank you, Uncle Tong, for your concern." When Zhou Tian saw Tong Yuan enter the door, he quickly took back the claws stretched to Zhao Yun's face. Are you kidding? He bullied Zhao Yun in front of Tong Yuan and really regarded Tong Yuan as a wax gun.
"Xiaoyun, come here." Tong Yuan glanced at the corners of Zhou Tian's mouth and shouted at the little Zhao Yun beside him. Did you steal the things sent by Yuanhua?
"Master...I..." Xiao Zhao Yun wanted to defend a few words, but under Tong Yuan's eyes, he showed a look of great fear.
"Uncle Tong, I gave that chicken leg to Xiaoyun." Just as Xiao Zhao Yun was about to cry, Zhou Tian interrupted, "When I was in a coma these days, Xiaoyun was taking care of me, so I gave Xiao Yun the chicken leg. I hope Uncle Tong should not blame Xiao Yun for this matter."
"So that's it." After listening to Zhou Tian's explanation, it was not easy for Tong Yuan to punish Xiao Zhao Yun again. He just scolded Xiao Zhao Yun faintly and exposed the matter.
"Today, Hua Tuo came to make trouble, so I didn't ask the young man where your home is. After the injury is healed, I don't need to find someone to send you home." After reprimanding the little Zhao Yun, Tong Yuan turned his head and asked Zhou Tian.
"My family lives in the old turtle bay in the pool ditch of Dalian. My grandfather's surname is Bi." Zhou Tian estimated that he would say this to Tong Yuan, and Tong Yuan couldn't understand it. But I'm not familiar with the place name of the Three Kingdoms period. I can't just get one.
"I am a person from Gao Laozhuang, 50 miles northwest of Luoyang." Zhou Tian slightly adjusted his mood and said, "As for going home, I won't bother Uncle Tong. In Gao Laozhuang, my Zhou family was originally a big family, but it was killed by annihire and has long been ruined. Now, I am homeless..." Zhou Tian feels that if he played "Erquan Yingyue" at this time, the effect should be It should be good.
"The family is broken and the dead..." Tong Yuan was not affected by the atmosphere created by Zhou Tian at all, but simply repeated these four words.
"It's true that the family is ruined, Uncle Tong, listen to me in detail." Zhou Tian raised his hair and took the little wooden stick that Hua Tuo left for himself in his hand. While playing the rhythm, he sang:
"The old village below is on the edge of Luoyang,
There are houses and fields at home, and life is boundless.
Who knows that the ten permanent attendants, they are rude and merciless,
collusion with the ground, occupy my big house and take my field,
My grandfather fell out with him, but he slapped him with a stick,
My grandmother scolded him for bullying the good people, but he was arrested in the hospital,
Forced to annihronize a hundred times, a hundred times!
Ah~ In the end, she committed suicide and hated the world...
He also expelled my father and son from their homes and drifted to the river,
I only beg in front of the temple alone for my retirement father.
Who knows that the ten permanent waiters, he is really insidious,
Knowing this scene, I actually sent someone to plot and beat my father and son in front of the city!
The villain is still strong, and his life must be preserved,
Poor father, return to heaven!
Make money diligently and study hard at the same time,
Swear to show your fame and blade your enemy with a strong will,
Yesterday, I was forced into the deep mountains when I was hungry.
Unfortunately, he was kicked out by the wolf.
Fortunately, Uncle Tong has you, otherwise I will be anniolated by the wolf.
I remember that this hatred is sworn to the sky.
If I kill those ten permanent attendants, I will definitely be ahead of others!"
After Zhou Tian thought that he had memorized this Zhou's rap (Zhou's here is Zhou Xingchi), Tong Yuan had to express it somehow, but Tong Yuan looked at Zhou Tian with no expression, and then turned around and walked out of the room.
"Xiao Yun, didn't I sing well just now?" Zhou Tian looked at Tong Yuan's slightly bleak back and asked the little Zhao Yun beside him.
"It sounds good, but I don't know what my brother's singing means." Little Zhao Yun scratched his head and said.
"I didn't understand. I'll explain it to you." He said patiently on Sunday.
"I have anniied it a hundred times, a hundred times! What do you mean?" Xiao Zhao Yun asked doubtfully.
"It means, cough... Hurry up... Bring water for my brother." Zhou Tian quickly diverted Zhao Yun's attention. This thing did not seem to be easy to explain, especially for a five-year-old preschool child, and the child's mind was still very feudal.
Although Xiao Zhao Yun was very curious, he forgot the thing a hundred times after being changed by Sunday.
In order to divert Zhao Yun's attention, Zhou Tian cleaned up the story in his stomach. From "Xi Yangyang to Grey Wolf" to "Little Red Riding Hood and Big Grey Wolf", Zhou Tian tried his best and spoke to the point of dry mouth without reservation.
As a famous general of a generation, Zhao Yun naturally has no interest in this kind of childish story, but is extremely interested in stories such as "White Lady and Xu Xian" and "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai". In the end, Zhou Tian almost told the story of "Jin Pingmei" - do you think Zhao Yun is precocious?
"Xiao Yun, it's time to practice." Just as Zhou Tian was thinking about whether to talk about "Jin Ping Mei", Tong Yuan came back. After spending Zhao Yun away, he sat next to Zhou Tian and looked at Zhou Tian coldly and said, "What you said before is almost true."
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