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Chapter 221 Wenliang Team vs Liuliang Team 2

"Bee~~Bee" With the whistle of the referee, the 26th rounds of the Wenliang (literate) team and the Liuliang (rogue) team's derby officially started.

First of all, the kick-off was the Wenliang team at home. The Wenliang team had a tough style. After the kick-off, no matter where the ball was, two of the three forwards' formations ran to the opponent's penalty area, while the defenders of the Liuliang team followed the buttocks of the two strikers and planned to stare at each other in the backyard.

However, the player who was holding the ball did not send the ball to the two strikers, but flashed the opponent's player who came up to fight and passed it back to the goalkeeper with a hanging shot. The ball was extremely tricky. It was fucking going to the dead corner of the goal. The goalkeeper was so shocked that he spit on his face, but the goalkeeper's performance was still good. Hold the ball near the goal line.

After making a save and confiscation of his forward's return, the No. 1 goalkeeper did not hesitate, but quickly launched a hand to throw the ball back.

The goalkeeper kicked the ball to the No. 5 main central defender, while the No. 5 player didn't stop the ball at all. A Marseille roundabout plus Thomas shook himself and fell to the ground.

"The No. 5 player of Wenliang's team made a mistake. As a defender, how can he make such a high-level mistake? Seeing that the opponent's striker has rushed to the uncontrolled football, he is about to touch the ball... Hey... The other defender of the other side is not slow to take the lead out of the sideline. Now it is Liuliang's players serve the ball outside the field. In the studio, Han Qiao's remaining voice roared hoarsely, which could often be heard from the public toilet.

"While taking advantage of the Liuliang team's out-of-bound ball to find the gap of the receivers, I would like to introduce the formation of both sides to you. Wenliang team played a four-three-three-three attack formation, No. 9 from Nepal's superstar sudden front, two local players No. 8 and No. 7 divided around the side, and the midfield is a positive triangle position, among which The No. 10 player is from Vietnam. Beckenbauer, known as Vietnam in Vietnam, is a relatively all-round player. In addition to the midfield position, he can also be a goalkeeper. This player has played in Europe, made three appearances in the Vatican C, and successfully scored an own goal as the core of the midfielder. The majority of Tigan's fans are called the most selfless midfielder. It is also because of this goal that the player entered the scope of Wenliang Club and performed well in the trial training. Finally, he was transferred to Wenliang Club at the value of 3 million Zimbabwean, which has not been broken by anyone so far with a record value, because In order to have the midfield organization of this player, the Wenliang team, which has just been promoted from the Chinese fake league to the middle and rough this year, will have such results. It can be said that the No. 10 player has supported the strength of the whole Wenliang team with the strength of one person. In this year's selection of the most valuable player, I think this player should be quite competitive. "

"Bere behind the three midfielders are four defenders, the left-back is the No. 3 young player, and the right-back is a No. 15 player in the middle-aged generation. This player performed well in last year's Chinese fake league. As a defender, he became the king of the fake shooter, making those strikers ashamed. In the future What kind of spirit is Wei becoming the king of the shooter? This is simply a kind of dog's nosy character.

"The No. 1 goalkeeper is the last line of defense of the Wenliang team. This player is extremely young, but he is extremely eye-catching in the middle rough league. So far, he has only lost 38 balls in the middle rough league, and with such an excellent performance, he has been selected into the national team. This player's The feature is that he uses his hands in the penalty area, and his mother's hands when he goes out of the penalty area. It is the Dinghai magic needle of Wenliang's team.

"Overall, Wenliang's team is not conservative, while Liuliang's team has set up a four-five-one defensive counterattack formation. If it weren't for this formation being too conservative, the opponent's defender's mistake just now was not just one player forced to rush forward. Maybe the score has changed at this moment, and the single arrow is nine. The No. player, known as the middle rough peak, is 2.2 meters tall, and the whole Liuliang team plays around this player. The accumulation of five midfielders ensures a stable pass, so that the high-altitude advantage of the No. 9 player has been brought into full play. The five midfield players are not very famous, and they are all fledgling young players. This is also a signal for the Liuliang team to alternate between the old and the new.

"Compared with the young and nameless midfielders, the defenders of the Liuliang team are full of big names. First of all, look at the No. 4 defender. This player comes from Brazil, a developed country of football. Freedom was sent to India by his parents to learn football skills. He performed outstandingly in the Indian restricted leagues. The Indian national team has three times. He threw an olive branch in the hope that he could join the Indian nationality to play for the Indian national team, but the player is the motherland, always insisting on his Brazilian nationality, and was successfully invited by Dunga to watch the World Cup in South Africa (whether it's food, accommodation, pick-up, delivery, 20,000 yuan round-trip), which is also more He strengthened his determination to play for the country, but after the World Cup in South Africa, the player gradually grew old. This year, he landed at the age of 41 and became the biggest star in the middle league. Although he is old and young, this player has extremely rich experience and has been cheated in his own penalty area. The other side took a penalty.

"The remaining three players are also quite amazing. The central defender No. 5 has been selected as the best team in Asia. His kung fu is not only to play well with the ball, but also good. He can always give the opponent a fatal blow at the most critical moment. He is a good helper in the hospital and a good example for the doctors. This player has After signing a labor contract with the city's urban management law enforcement brigade, he will be able to become a glorious urban management player after retiring next year. The other two players are new and old players. When they play, they are very fast, they can grab suddenly, and the full-back can be used as a winger. It is said that the speed of the two players has reached a terrible 100 meters. 13 seconds one four 15 9 26... Well... Now that the Liuliang team has sent out a sideline ball, we will continue to pay attention to the game!"

The No. 7 midfielder of Liuliang team threw the ball out and threw it at the foot of the No. 10 player. Behind the No. 10 player, there was a pressure from the other No. 5 defender at all. He could not turn around at all, so he had to pass it back to the No. 7 player. The No. 7 player seemed to see a gap and wanted to find the No. 9 peak player who was already waiting in front of the door. The No. 7 player was in the middle. In the rough league, he was called little Beckham. A kick of the arc ball was a good way to stop crying. The No. 7 player aimed at the door of Wenliang's team. With a twitch instep, the ball rushed to the stands with a beautiful arc and hit the head of a vigorous audience who was drinking coke.

"Oh, this ball knocked down the plane in the sky. It is said that this plane is going to hit the White House. The President of the United States should thank this player. It's ridiculous." Zhang Mo in the commentary room said with regret, "Hey hey, but now the game has just begun, and it's a derby in the same city. It's inevitable that the players will be nervous."

After the ball flew out of the bottom line, the goalkeeper of the Wenliang team threw the ball and quickly launched a counterattack. The No. 5 player who received the ball this time did not dare to be careless. He did not dare to play, and passed it to the No. 10 foreign aid in the midfield.

No. 10 foreign aid has excellent speed and strength. After receiving the ball, he turned around and broke through with the ball. In the process of carrying the ball, he was not in a hurry to face the opponent's defensive player. He used the ball to divide the ball, stepped on the bicycle, picked the ball, the scorpion waving tail, the ox tail, the Marseille swing, the scorpion scorpion waving the tail, horizontal pull, Matthews fake action, butterfly step, Ke After turning around, Ruiff finally passed one of the opposing defenders, but soon the opponent's second defensive player was surrounded again, but the No. 10 player was still calm. He used the same way, and finally passed the second defensive player. At this time, the No. 10 player had come to the opponent's goal. Previously, he raised his foot and shot after a gap, but at this time, it was a sudden change. Somehow, the No. 10 player fell in front of the opponent's penalty area.

"What's going on? What's going on! Is it a foul of the other party? Now the expression of the No. 10 player is very painful. Obviously, it is a calf injury. Let's take a look at the slow motion... There is no foul. How can the No. 10 player fall? Is it a fake fall? But if you fall in this position, you can't cheat the penalty. What do you think of this ball? Han Qiao was excited and stared at the slow-motion playback carefully.

"Hey hey, I personally think this ball should be the player of the Liuliang team. Maybe he secretly pulled the No. 10 player. After all, with the martial arts skills of the Liuliang team, such a foul should be possible, hehe"

"But Zhang guided you to look at this ball. The position of the camera is very good, and now it is a slow-motion playback. I can't see the small movements of the Liuliang team at all, so I think this ball should be a fake fall."

Han Qiaoyu and Zhang Mo were having a heated discussion about the ball. The team doctor of Wenliang's team had rushed into the court at a speed of 100 meters and kicked the No. 10 player's stomach with a sliding shovel - anyway, they all entered the field. One injury was also a doctor, and two injuries were also treated. Just one for free.

"Oops" The No. 10 player covered his stomach with one hand and his calves with the other hand, and kept humming on the ground, while the other players took the opportunity to replenish some of the water consumed in the first two minutes of the game.

"How are you? Where are you hurt?" The team doctor opened the first aid kit, took out a can of beer from it, took a sip, and asked eagerly.

"I did too many movements just now, and now I have cramps." The No. 10 player looked painful. "Now it hurts to be kicked by you."

"Then can you still stick to it? If not, I'll ask the coach to replace you." After drinking a can of beer, the team doctor took out another can. After opening it with a "bang", he said.

"It's okay. I can still hold on. I want to help our team win this game." The No. 10 player gritted his teeth and wanted to stick to the game.

"I said it earlier, so I'll go back. Kick it well. If it's done, I'll leave you half a can of beer." The team doctor put half a can of beer back in the first aid kit and turned around and ran back.

And the No. 10 player stood up firmly and staggered in front of the ball, ready to punish a free kick at the front of the penalty area that the referee had just awarded Wenliang.

"This person's ball is near the arc of the penalty area, and there are many options for passing and shooting, and the footwork of the No. 10 player is also very exquisite. Both the quality of the pass and the footwork of the shot have reached the level of where to hit, so if the ball is punished by the No. 10 player, the goal may reach a record 0.07%. In this way, the efficiency of free kick scoring is rare in the middle of the rough. Seeing my No. 10 player standing in front of the ball, Han Qiao couldn't help analyzing it. "Of course, there are also stars in the Wenliang team who are more skillful than the No. 10 player's free kicking, that is, the right defender No. 15 player. This player has just introduced to everyone. He got the shot of last year's fake league as a defender. The hand king can achieve such a result. He relies on this free kick technique. His goal may have been greatly improved compared with the No. 10 player, reaching the horrible 0.071%. Such free kick accuracy can completely reach the point of being the champion in the league.

"Now both players are standing in front of the ball, which is a kind of tactical confusion or a dedication of love. In short, two players with such superb footwork standing on the players is a test for the goalkeepers of the Liuliang team. Director Zhang, who do you think will punish this free kick?

"Hey hey, I think this free kick is very likely to be punished by the No. 15 player. After all, his footwork is more exquisite. Of course, we do not rule out the possibility of being punished by the No. 10 player, but it depends on the result of the free kick."

"Thank you for your superb analysis. Let's hold our breath now and see who will punish this free kick."

Two players stood in front of the ball, the No. 10 player was closer to the ball, while the No. 15 player stood behind the No. 10 player and made an old man cart.

With the referee's whistle, the No. 10 player moved first, and he raised his foot and swayed, but this was obviously a fake action. His big black foot flew through the top of the ball, and then the player flashed, leaving a gap for the No. 15 player behind him.

At this time, the wall in front of the penalty area has been chaotic due to the fake action of the No. 10 player. The Wenliang team and the Liuliang team's players are sweetly entangled, and it is such a chaotic scene that gives the fast-eyed No. 15 player the opportunity to start.

Seeing that the ball was like a cannonball, it bombarded the goal. After passing a few defensive players, it hit the most prominent part of the liner, and the liner smiled contentedly at this moment and fell to the ground.

The football did not go out of the sideline. The striker of Wenliang team and the defender of Liuliang team rushed to the football at the same time. In this fight, Wenliang's Nepalese super striker was obviously better. So far, he hooked the football back with a deadly scissors foot and formed an accurate pass.

"Ah~ha!!" The No. 8 player of the Chinese team in the penalty area roared and rushed straight to the sky like an angry bird, pressing the opponent's defender of 1.71 meters to hit the ball with a height of 1.7 meters.

After the football was hit by the No. 8 player, it went straight to the dead corner of the goal. Even if the opposing goalkeeper was tall and arm-length, he could not stop the ball.

"The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! The goal is scored! Wenliang team has scored. Come and watch God. It is the No. 8 player who scored this goal. This ball is really amazing. No one expected that it was the short No. 8 player who hit the ball. He is only 1.7 meters tall but waits to suppress the s the .7-m. Defensive player. Such amazing bounce makes us unable to do so. Don't respect this player. He will always live in our hearts!! He is God!!!" Han Qiao's remaining commentary was obviously inclined to Wenliang's team. After Wenliang's goal, Han Qiao's remaining went crazy.

"I think this ball should be regarded as luck. After all, the defender of the Liuliang team did not return to his position in time, otherwise it would be absolutely impossible for the No. 8 player to score so easily. Hey hey, but after this goal, the conservative Liuliang team should be able to attack. At that time, the young Wenliang team can It is still a problem to withstand the high-point bombing of Liuliang's team. After all, Liuliang's team is an old-fashioned rough team, and it should have some experience in the counterattack after losing the ball. Director Zhang is more inclined to the Liuliang team.

After the goal, the No. 8 player ran to the side of the court and made a celebration with a bow and shot a big eagle with a foot flagpole. This action naturally caused the fans to scream repeatedly. For a moment, coin mineral water bottles came one after another - no one fucking let the fans of the good team show off.

The No. 8 player who smashed a big bag on his head chose to retreat quickly, but when he was about to turn around and escape, he found that his back road had been blocked. The teammates who celebrated the goal rushed to the No. 8 player in a 100-meter sprint posture, and the No. 7 player threw him to the ground and played a stack of arhat.

The whole celebration lasted for three minutes. When all the players got up, they found that the No. 8 player had fainted.

A touching scene happened on the court. The players of the Wenliang team did not wait for the team doctor to come, but gave first aid to the No. 8 player on the spot - five or six big lips greeted the No. 8 player's head. For a while, the No. 8 player was submerged in the ocean of saliva, and all kinds of spitting stars were full of eight. The No. player's mouth (why do I feel so disgusting?), and at this moment, the No. 8 player also woke up and was in good spirits. He shouted contentedly, "Who the fuck ate stinky tofu at noon and didn't brush his teeth after eating."

The midfield kick-off, the Liuliang team's changed formation after conceding the ball also played a four-three-three attack formation, which is bound to bring back the disadvantage of the ball, while Wenliang team, on the contrary, played a defensive counterattack.

(to be continued)