Chapter 3 Old-fashioned plot

When Wang Xiaomu walked out of the door of the restaurant, the waiter behind him pointed to his back and said, "stupid." This is what Wang Xiaomu doesn't know. If he knows, there will be no reaction, because he didn't hear it.

Everyone knows that the most taboo thing when drinking is to mix drinking, so that people are most likely to get drunk and get drunk as high as 90.5%. Of course, our Wang Xiaomu belongs to this category.

The old saying is that wine is strong and bold, which means that after drinking, some people are like Ultraman transforming, gorgeously staged a good play of Ultraman fighting monsters.

Our classmate Wang Xiaomu wandered to the dormitory and said, "Why am I not drunk yet? Why am I not drunk? People say that drunk people see everything as a pair. How do I think it is still single? Why? Why am I not drunk yet? The waiter must have fooled me. When I got up, I asked him for money. He said that as long as I was not drunk, he would not accept my money, but why did I give him money at that time? But am I drunk? Or did I get fooled?" Just like this, he said and walked to the school leisurely.

Usually, people who are drunk will say that they are not drunk and that they are not drunk. In fact, they are drunk at this time. Wang Xiaomu is now unconscious. At this time, he feels a little anxious to pee, so he wants to find a toilet to solve the problem of his little brother's suffocation.

Because Xiao Wang no longer knows the southeast and northwest, there are three urgent problems at this time. He remembers that there seems to be a relatively remote path next to the hotel that has been solved there with the animals in the dormitory before, so he swayed along his memory.

Wang Xiaomu was lucky to find the alley, and hurriedly took out his little brother. When he was about to release his pressure, he suddenly grabbed him firmly with one hand, to be precise, his brother. Wang Xiaomu felt that his brother was going to be caught by this hand. As soon as I caught Wang Xiaomu's wine, I woke up halfway.

Just as I was about to curse, I heard a weak girl behind me say, "Classmate, help me. Someone behind me is chasing me, help me." After saying this, the woman was like a quail hiding behind Wang Xiaomu. But her hand was grasped in Wang Xiaomu's desperate place, and she couldn't go up or down.

Wang Xiaomu was stunned and said weakly, "Sister, you let me save you. You'd better forgive me first. If you don't let me go, I'll drop it. Let go first. If you have something to say, let go first."

As soon as the woman heard Wang Xiaomu say this, she looked forward slightly and looked down. Then she quickly took her hand away with a "ah", and then hid behind Wang Xiaomu. This time, she grabbed Wang Xiaomu's skirt, and then said weakly, "I'm sorry, I didn't... I didn't pay attention to it. I can't afford it." If it hadn't been for Wang Xiaomu's attention, he wouldn't have heard what the woman said.

Wang Xiaomu is also embarrassed, but he is a little bold when he drinks, so he says as a so-called: "It's okay, I'm fine. It's just that you should pay attention next time. This place is not caught casually. It's life-saving." After saying that, he immediately picked up his trousers and rubbed them hard. Xin said, "Hurry up, I'm going to find a place to see if my little brother is okay. It's really unlucky~~"

Pick up your trousers, zip up and rub them, then turn your head and gritt your teeth and say, "Beauty, why are you hiding behind me?"

"Classmate••Oh no••Brother, someone is chasing me behind me. I'm afraid..." If it hadn't been for Wang Xiaomu's listening with God, I don't think he would have heard what this woman said.

At this time, Wang Xiaomu felt as if he had heard a voice he had heard before: "The girl in front of you, don't run away. My mobile phone is broken by you. If you want to compensate me, I will give you good fruit to eat if you don't." The owner of this voice quickly came to Wang Xiaomu.

"It's him. He said that I broke my mobile phone makeup, so I didn't hit his mobile phone. The man said that his mobile phone was broken. I argued with him. What he said was unpleasant. I ran. He chased after you. So I asked you to help me. Thank you, big brother. ••." After saying this, the girl behind ten shrank her head behind Wang Xiaomu.

At this time, Wang Xiaomu saw the appearance of the person who came. If he didn't look at it, he didn't know. He was shocked. The person who came made Wang Xiaomu love and hate him. If it weren't for him, Wang Xiaomu wouldn't be drunk now. If it wasn't this person, he didn't know who Yuan Fang was now. If it weren't for this person. It won't fall to where it is now.

This person was the person who stopped Yuan Fang in the woods behind the school. It was this person who gave Wang Xiaomu a chance to perform and hugged the beauty. This person led to the following series of things. Now this man came to him again and blocked the way to talk to him. Look at the man opposite, and then look at the girl hiding behind him. What a similar scene.

Wang Xiaomu looked around and said, "Brother, you have come to rob Dao again. It's been so many years, and your tricks haven't changed yet!!" After saying that, Wang Xiaomu laughed, and tears fell with the laughter, laughing fiercely.

The man looked at Wang Xiaomu laughing all the time and asked puzzledly, "Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? I'm robbed. Let's be serious."

Wang Xiaomu's mood stabilized at this time. He basically suppressed his impulse to beat this man, and then turned to the girl behind him and said, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, because I don't want to be a hero. I hate this kind of scene." After saying that, he pulled down the girl's hand pulling her skirt fiercely. After finishing this, he said to the robber, "Excuse me, brother, I'm making soy sauce. Please continue to leave me alone." After saying that, stand aside.

The man was a little muttered that the boy was not sick, but when he saw that Wang Xiaomu was not in charge of this matter, his doubts dispelled and said to Wang Xiaomu, "Thank you, classmate, I'm very fast, very fast." After saying that, the man walked directly to the woman.

The woman behind Wang Xiaomu didn't expect Wang Xiaomu to be like this. She was a little confused, because in her heart: "When boys see a girl like her asking for help, they will immediately transform like a chicken blood, but this boy is indifferent. Why?" As soon as he thought of this, the robber came to his side. When he saw the man and looked at Wang Xiaomu standing next to him, Yan Lan's fire rose.

Looking at her small body, Yan Lan still thought to herself, "I'd better run. It's almost to the exit." Thinking of this, Yan Lan ran quickly, but as he was running, the robber had come behind her, grabbed her hair, pulled her to the ground, then rode on her body, pointed to her nose and said, "Nie, can you still run? There are two ways in front of you. One is to lose money and pay 30. 00 yuan will be for you. The second is to touch it for me. After touching, you can leave. After saying that, the robber man's hand grabbed Yan Lan's twin peaks.

At this time, Wang Xiaomu, who was standing next to him, said, "Hey, buddy, I haven't seen you for years. When will you learn this trick? Teach me when you have time." After saying that, he came to the side of the robber man.

"No, I've just watched movies for several years. I learned these tricks from those films. Some of them are very good. Brother, please leave a number. When it's over, I'll call you and you come to me to get the film. It's very exciting." While grabbing Yan Lan's hand, the robber returned to Wang Xiaomu's problem.

"Brother, do you have any problems? If not, I'm going to work. I'm very busy." The robber man saw that there seemed to be something wrong with Wang Xiaomu, so he said this directly.

Wang Xiaomu knew that the meaning of this was to let him leave quickly, but Wang Xiaomu had his own plan.

Wang Xiaomu made a lustful look, rubbed his hands and said to the robber man, "Brother, don't worry. I just want to watch it, so I won't make a sound. You are yours and I'll see mine, right?"

Yan Lan heard Wang Xiaomu say this and scolded directly: "You seedless man, I've found the wrong person. A man like you should not be a man, and children on the roadside are more like men than you." After saying this, Yan Lan was slapped heavily on the face of the robber.

"Shut up, if you don't shut up, just throw you on the street." Yan Lan closed her eyes with her fate.

At this time, Wang Xiaomu had come to the side of the robbery man. However, this time, he slowly grabbed the wooden stick held by the robbery man, and then hid the wooden stick behind his back, so that he could not see the wooden stick in Wang Xiaomu's hand from the sight of the robbery man and Yan Lan. At this time, the robbery man had already clicked. He stayed, regardless of whether there were people standing next to him or not, he was ready to grab the towering peak on Yan Lan's chest, and Yan Lan also closed her eyes and obeyed the robber.

Yan Lan already had the determination to die in her heart. She bit her tongue with her teeth. As long as the robber man's hands touched her breasts, she would bite her tongue and kill herself. With a plan in his heart, he was not afraid to just look at Wang Xiaomu standing next to him and look straight at Wang Xiaomu, as if to reflect his appearance in his heart, intending to turn into a fierce ghost to trouble him after death. But Wang Xiaomu actually smiled at her slightly at this time. In Yan Lan's eyes, there was a feeling of relief and revenge.

And our Wang Xiaomu has come behind the robber man, but when he sees Yan Lan's appearance, he admires the girl's courage and smiles at the girl slightly and encourages her.

After laughing, the wooden stick was ready, and he shouted in his heart: one, two, three. He waved it down fiercely.