Chapter 218 I cao your uncle (second update)
"My name is evil, and this name is taken by the master who created me."
"Billions of years ago, my master came here through time and space."
Han Yi was stunned and immediately said, "Wait, you won't say your master's alien, will you?"
"Well, with the understanding of your earthlings, my master is an alien."
With a pull of the corners of his mouth, Han Yi said, "That is to say, there are other life outside the earth?"
The metal evil took it for granted, "That's of course. The universe is so big. Is it strange to have other life?"
"Then why did your master come here? Is there any baby here?"
Metal Evil immediately denied Han Yi's idea and said, "There is a fart baby here. The reason why my master came here was because he was chased and killed by the enemy. The Milky Way is just the lowest civilization in the universe. How can there be any treasure?
"Oh."
"Unfortunately, although my master has escaped fast enough, his enemy is too strong."
"The two of them fought in a place called Mars, not far from the earth."
Speaking of this, the metal evil not only sighed: "I have to say that the residents on Mars are unlucky. The battle between my master and the enemy directly led to the destruction of civilization on Mars."
"What, your owner fought with someone else and destroyed a planet?"
Listening to the evil words of metal, Han Yi is sweating coldly. What's the bullshit...!
"Of course, not to mention my master, it was me at that time. It was also simple to destroy a planet."
If metal evil can hold his head high, then he must be like a proud rooster at this moment...!
"Oh, the evil lord who can destroy a planet, show me both hands?"
"Now, of course not."
His eyes slanted, and Han Yi said with jokes, "Really?"
"Of course." Metal Evil was very dissatisfied with Han Yi's attitude and said, "As one of the best weapons in the universe, is it necessary for me to lie to you?"
"Oh, one of the best weapons in the universe, just blow up a planet at once? Is it a lie?
If you can despise it, then the metal evil must look at Han Yi with extremely idiotic eyes at this moment.
"Nonsense, do you think about bombing a star? There is a clear rule in the federal law of the universe. Destroying planets, especially living planets, is a felony."
"So even if you kill all the life on that planet, it's better not destroy that planet."
"You know, although the universe is large, the planets that can make life survive are still limited, especially in civilized countries. Even tens of thousands of planets are not enough, so it is not feasible to destroy planets in the cosmic federation."
"Oh, that's right."
nodded, and Han Yi suddenly understood.
"What about you? You can't destroy a planet and a mountain now, right?"
"No way!"
"A mountain can't do it? Then it should be okay to destroy the building opposite, right?
"Of course... No way."
"Smaller?"
"Well... No way...!"
"A smaller one?"
"...!"
Contempt, complete contempt.
Han Yi looked at the piece of metal and said, "I've just talked about feelings for a long time. Are you talking nonsense?"
There was an obvious trace of luster fluctuation on the metal, as if a person blushed. The metal evil muttered, "I can't help it. At the beginning, in order to help the master resist the strong enemy, the body was broken by the other party. Now this part is only one ten thousandth of the original body."
"That is to say, you are a complete waste now?"
"Bullshit, how can my evil lord be a waste? I have been with my master for thousands of years, not to mention the master's practice. As long as you learn the same, you can be invincible in the world.
Now Han Yi is curious. You should know that the hunter can only rely on exercise to become stronger. There is no practice at all, so he said directly, "Your master's skill?" Really? Take a few and let me have a look."
"Uh...."
"What? Don't want to?"
"No, the main reason is that the database of recording skills has been lost, so it can't be found now."
After the curiosity was aroused, the other party said irresponsibly that there was no such thing. Now Han Yi was excited and said, "Ah? You are intelligent, aren't you? Why don't you record this kind of thing? Why don't you recite the next part? At least it will leave a fire of inheritance for your master? What's the use of your master's request for you to come?
"What can I do? I'm intelligent and can't practice. Why do I carry those things? Of course, I summarize it into the database and leave it in the memory database to take up space."
"Also, uncle, I'm not a soothsayer. How do I know that my master will encounter that kind of thing?"
Excited, the metal evil that is more excited than Han Yi, and its appearance even has a wave.
The other party's cry broke out directly in Han Yi's mind. The harsh scream almost made Han Yi unconscious. Now he had to say, "Yes, yes, yes. You have reason, okay?"
After a rest for a while, it was obvious that the excitement just now consumed a lot of metal evil. He said sadly, "Forget it, anyway, what you said is the truth."
"Well, I said evil. In addition to the above two points, do you have anything else?"
"Well, there are some, but they are all auxiliary functions."
"For example?"
"Well, save the soul."
"What is this?"
"It's the moment you hang up, I can inhale your soul into my body and save it."
"Ah? That Caesar?"
"Yes, he was sucked into his body by me."
"So it's you, what about him?"
"I ate it."
"Ah?"
"Who told him to keep thinking about you?"
"Well... I said evil, you won't eat me too, will you?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because the dragon crystal in your heart is the central core of my master's life, and you have integrated it, so you have become my new master."
Han Yi was stunned and obviously didn't expect: "This dragon crystal on me is the central core of your master's life?"
"Well, that's good."
"What's going on?"
"What you have to say is a little long." The metal evil slowly said.
"Then you can make a long story short."
"Oh, my master is dead, so the core fell out. And you got it and merged, so you are my next master.
Han Yi's face turned black and said in a low voice, "What's the difference between this and the content just now?"
"Not at all." The metal evil is very evil in Han Yi's head.
At this moment, Han Yi didn't talk nonsense, so she threw this damn metal out of the window and said, "Then get out of here."
"Wait!"
"Do you have any last words?" Han Yi's face was cold and fierce, without any emotion.
"I have to tell you one thing, because you integrate the core of my master, so your trouble is coming."
"What do you mean?"
"When the master was dying, in order not to let the other side take away the core, he sealed it and threw it into the broken world."
"However, after you integrate it, the seal of the core will be unlocked."
"You don't want to say that your master's enemy has become my enemy now, right?"
"That's right, that's it."
ping~! Fiercely smashing the metal evil on the wall, Han Yi said word by word, "I cao your uncle...!"
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