Chapter 144 Drill a hole for Ye Kunlun's Li Cangnian woman!
"There will be a peach fairy meeting in a few days. This feast is really elegant. I heard that those ancient predecessors have come. They refused to come no matter how they were invited by the Queen of Heaven before~
"Yes, yes~ I heard that those seniors are really beautiful men and women, but I don't know if they are true or not~
"You don't understand~ Before, Peach Blossom was lucky enough to be selected to sweep the yard in the hall of those big shots. When she saw the throne called Ye Kunlun, she was simply... Ximenqing of the reincarnation!"
"Bah! It's true that Ximen Qing is handsome, but can Ximen Qing's reputation be compared with his predecessor Ye? If you want me to see it, it should belong to Chen Shimei..."
"Hahaha--——" I couldn't help but stand up and laugh, which made the two little maidservants who blush and white after seeing me trembled and bowed quickly:
"Xiaoxian has seen Feng Zun..."
I waved my hand and held the stone pillar beside me without image, "I said, have you ever been to the mortal world? How can you believe it just by the bottom clip?
The little fairy maidservant was so scared that she didn't dare to say anything more. I had to restrain my unimageless laughter and endured a strange expression:
"Ximen Qing partnered with the restaurant's wife and hooked up with Wu Dalang's wife Pan Jinlian. Pan Jinlian killed Wu Dalang, who knew the truth, and also framed Wu Dalang's brother Wu Song. Ximen Qing was so bold to buy the official to kill Wu Song and was angrily killed by Wu Song... Of course, I don't know that Ye Kunlun What if the heinous person can't say better, can't he?
The little maidservant turned pale with fear. One of them inadvertently looked up behind me and fainted on the spot. The other still looked at me with a white face and tilted his mouth.
I looked at her strangely and continued with my mouth:
"Do you have cramps or are your eyes naturally crooked? Don't mess around. Do you know if you don't look good in the future... That's right, who did you just say that? Chen Shimei? Have you heard of Bao Gong's beautiful case? Chen Shimei was cruel. After being the top student in high school, she left her desperately to save money for his wife and daughter who went to Beijing to take the imperial examination and married the daughter of the prime minister or any senior official. Her wife and daughter went to Beijing to find her husband and were almost burned by him. This kind of man..."
"I don't know that I'm such a man~Little Phoenix?"
A male voice suddenly came behind me. I jumped up in a difficult air and jumped a few feet away. Then I strode back to the porch pillar behind me, covering my pounding heart and gasping. After waiting for the god to return to the shell, I pointed to the very comfortable brown-shirted man. Angrily:
"Ye Kunlun! You want to scare me to death, don't you?
Ye Kunlun kindly picked up the little fairy maidservant who knelt on the ground and whispered to the fairy maidservant who fell on the other side. The little fairy maidservant who knew the current affairs well immediately pulled up the fainted fairy maidservant and ran away.
Now I'm the only one left to face this guy, which is not like four! Where are you? I have never looked forward to your appearance as I do now!
"The devil is born from his own heart. If he has a ghost in his heart, why should others scare him?"
The old tree demon is worthy of the old tree demon! The words he said were all like that Zen. Who does he think he is? Western Buddha?! Although I was unconvinced, I was still a little afraid of the moment I looked at him. I simply turned to the back of the stone pillar and only poked out my head to look at him:
"Hey, old tree demon!"
I don't know if he is really particularly interested in everything related to rattan or plants here. He keeps studying the flowers and plants on the edge of the corridor, with the ridiculous grass leaves on his soft black hair, which is easy to make people break his indifferent appearance of his immortality!
Obviously, it is the kind of child who has just climbed through the grass and doesn't even learn about the world!
God, either tell me that this man is pretending, or directly inform the whole world that this man is not a groundbreaking old bastard at all!
The saint always runs to the root of the wall to drill a dog hole. Who will believe it!
"Hmm?" The old tree demon's ears suddenly moved, and then his nose sniffed. The eyes that had not woken up and could not be opened all year round looked at me. "I forgot to ask before, has Xuan Zuo seen you?"
This is the problem again?!
The breath in my heart was naturally burned again, and I couldn't help dumping him angrily, "I obviously don't know that Xuanzuo. Why did one or both of you come to ask me!" I don't know... I don't know anything!"
My head hurts so much... I covered my head, which was forced by them to numb my scalp, and escaped from this annoying courtyard.
"It's useless to escape. What you should face, even if you hide for millions of years, you will still come, but..."
The half-covered eyes of the brown-shirted man lit up, and he was no longer the lazy look of not waking up. He reached out and casually pulled the young leaves of the grass on his hair, with a lively joke:
"It's not you who should be worried. Now it's time to burn your eyebrows. It's the unkind Qinglong. Who told the woman who dares to rob the eldest brother~"
"The woman who was robbed of the big brother's tendons has been so silently recognized for all these years. She has been enlightened by this stupid girl, and she doesn't know what she will do. Is it a good play that she couldn't see in those years? Is it perfect this time? Interesting!"
A breeze blew on the corridor surrounded by green vines, and there was no longer that deep and playful brown figure.
"I'm a little bird~~~I want to fly~~~ but I can't fly high~~~Wow~~~~"
I hummed the strange tune that unconsciously came out of my mind and looked at the scenery all the way with my hands. I wanted to take a pleasant bath~ But I didn't know where it was. I didn't see those fairy maidservant fairy children in the past, and I couldn't even see the figure~~
The usual fairy fog is still there, indicating that I haven't been lost in the ninth heaven~
Walking, an open lake suddenly appeared in front of me! The one at the end is clear to the bottom! Unfortunately, the lake is foggy, and some of them are dreamlike and unreal.
I ignored anything else, quickly and neatly removed my clothes, plunged into the water, and swam so smoothly~
I got out of the water with a "bang" and was about to walk to the shore to soak up the lake where the temperature is comparable to the human hot spring. As soon as I moved, there was a movement not far away, which scared me so much that I didn't even dare to move.
The faint shore seemed to lean against someone, ** shoulder, the lake just crossed the man's waist, and I don't know if it was neatly dressed below... My face turned red, looking at the outline, not like the petiteness and height that a woman should have!
I can't imagine that any fairy concubine in this fairy palace will have the same figure as the male gods of the fox!
I carried my pounding heart and tried hard to move to the shore step by step, but I was frightened to find that there was a formation in this place. No matter whether I moved to the man's left or right, or even retreated in the opposite direction. As soon as I looked up at the white fog lake, it would always The thunder moved in the direction of the man.
Ghost hits the wall, ghost hits the wall!
I bit my white teeth angrily! After blocking his breath, he simply walked straight to the man's side... Aren't you just forcing me to your dead road? Are you afraid that you will go?
The man seemed to be sleeping. I couldn't help flattening my mouth and sleeping in the hot spring. Be careful not to wake up! There is one less disaster in the world!
Just as I cursed like anger and was ready to climb up the shore and escape quietly, suddenly the person who slept deeply beside me suddenly strangled me, and the murderous intention suddenly permeated around.
Because of the man's posture on the shore and closer than just now, his facial features were clearer, but his eyes were quite blurred. He was probably stunned by the hot spring and was not very clear.
I tried to push away his hand that imprisoned my shoulder and said awkwardly, "Your Majesty... What are you doing... Calm down! Don't be impulsive! Don't be impulsive~"
Who knew that the oldman roared unhappily, "Don't call me Emperor of Heaven, call me Cang Nian!"
Looking at the man's red and drunken face, I had to sigh, "Your Majesty drank a bar earlier? This hot spring water must come out... Your Majesty, please let it go first..."
"Call me the vicissitudes of life!!"
My eardrums suddenly shook and buzzed, so I had to compromise. Well... just scream, and there won't be a piece of meat.
"...the vicissitudes of life?"
The guy actually smiled for the first time, like a child, "It's so good~Lan'er, you've never been as obedient as today~
I was shocked all over, and this guy... hasn't forgotten the beautiful woman in white?!
Suddenly, there was another sound of water, and another white shadow went into the water, and almost didn't retreat. It went straight behind the man and pulled the big palm that clamped my shoulders.
The man frowned and struggled, but he had no strength at all. He had to let the woman in the gorgeous shirt hook up the shore with one hand from the back of her neck, regardless of the water, and rudely put the man's clothes one by one in his pocket.
I breathed a sigh of relief. That man was wearing trousers, otherwise it would have scared me to death!
I looked at the shore, pushed the fairy behind me down and stood upright on the shore, and opened my mouth tremblingly:
"Queen Mother?"
She sneered, "How can I afford to be called you with your generation? Don't break the longevity of this palace... just call me Yunyan."
I was worried, but as soon as the sound of "cloud smoke" came out, it was very natural to my mouth, which made me jump!
It won't be the usual lonely image again. At this moment, I also lifted up my shoes and socks and sat in the pool * jade feet and reached into the warm spring water, which made me envious and jealous:
"Your feet are so beautiful~"
The queen looked at her jade feet carelessly and frowned slightly, "What? Aren't women's feet like this in the world? There is no need to satirize the ordinaryness of this palace.
Is such a small foot beautiful?! I suddenly kicked my foot rudely on the shore, and the splash made the queen, who had always paid attention to Yide, frown again in disgust, and cursed coldly, "It's not the same."
I also shook off the soaked hem, automatically ignored her curse, pointed to my feet fiercely, and curled my lips;
"Look at the soles of my feet, they are comparable to men! Since ancient times, there has been a bad habit of tangling feet and so on. I won't give in!" Then he pointed to her jade feet, "Look at you fairies, you can have such a beautiful foot shape without entanglement. How do you want me to change it?"
The queen was slightly stunned, and her rigid face as usual finally loosened a little, "The wild phoenix is a wild phoenix ~ can't get on the table!"
I looked at her slowly, but the woman's face changed slightly. After touching my eyes, she was a little panicked and afraid to open her eyes. For a moment, I found that she did not dare to look at me.