Chapter 5 Nanye Golden Hall Rejected Officer Mage Luoyang First Rage 1
After Li Yue's inshenment, Nan Ye knew that when the foreign minister saw the emperor, he would first go to Dahongyu, one of the nine ministers, to learn etiquette, and Dahongyu would also arrange a residence for the foreign minister.
Nan Ye doesn't know how many houses this big house is in charge of? Is the procedure troublesome? Can you arrange more than 100 people? So let's just find an inn to stay first.
As soon as everyone settled down, a small yellow gate came to pass on the imperial edict, and Master Xuan Nanye met him. Nan Ye received the order and saw that he was still an acquaintance. It was Huangmen Zuofeng.
It turned out that the matter of Nanye's entry into the city had reached the ears of the Lingdi. The Lingdi was overjoyed and wanted to summon him. Zuo Feng was more favored by Emperor Ling because of the donation of fairy clothes. When he heard that Nan Ye came to Beijing, he wanted to have a relationship with the mage Lala again, so he volunteered to preach the order, which saved Nanye a lot of trouble.
After Zhao Chuan's incident, Nan Ye has understood that the world is used to judging people by their appearance. Seeing the son of heaven is not small, which is not only related to life and death, but also extremely important to Nanye's future plans. Therefore, Nanye had to let Zuo Feng stay, wash it well and change into a gorgeous suit.
When Nan Ye came out after changing his clothes, Zuo Feng said, "Master Nan changed his military costume and really has a fairy style bone. Your Majesty will definitely like it when he sees it."
Nan Ye said, "Take advantage of the angel's good words. Ye's first visit to the saint and didn't go to Dahong's place to perform. I don't know if there are any taboos. Please give me some advice.
When Zuo Feng heard the words, he would see how the emperor should salute, how to answer the emperor's questions correctly, how to thank the emperor's reward, what are the taboos in one line, etc., and tell Nan Ye all of them.
These holy rites are much more complicated than the school rules. Nan Ye was dizzy and didn't remember much until he entered the palace. When Zuo Feng saw Nan Ye frown, he knew that he couldn't remember much for a while. He concluded, "It doesn't matter if the mage can't remember all of it for a while, but only remember one thing, that is, don't contradict your majesty and make your majesty unhappy. If the mage is rude, he can say that he is an outsider and has no manners. But if you bump into your majesty, everything will be done."
Nan Ye thought to himself, "Why didn't you say it earlier, you are a dead eunuch!" Isn't it just to make the emperor happy! Why is it so complicated?" But he said, "Thank you for your advice!"
After Zuo Feng led Nanye into the palace gate, he asked him to wait outside the hall and go in to remand the order by himself. Nan Ye couldn't help sighing when he stood in this magnificent palace group. At this time, who would have thought that this gorgeous palace would be destroyed by war in the future?
It wasn't long before Nanye heard the warrior in front of the palace announce his visit. He was distracted and walked into the hall with his head held high. The Chinese military officials in the palace hall are divided into left and right, and there is one person sitting at the top of the throne. Needless to ask, it is Emperor Ling of Han. Who dares to wear school uniforms?
It has become a habit for Nanye to use skills when he sees people. Even if he meets the emperor, he is no exception. He can't help laughing and throw out star-seeking skills.
Name: Liu Hong Alias: Emperor Ling of Han
Physical strength: 34 Skills: No
Chief: 6 skills: none
Force: 24 Skills: No
Intelligence: 22 Skills: No
Politics: 33 Skills: Commercial Talent
Charm: 31 Skills: No
General Star: 150 Special Skills: Emperor Selling Officials
Zhang Xinglu: Liu Hong, Emperor Lingdi of the Eastern Han Dynasty. This title is Xieduting Marquis, the great-grandson of Emperor Zhang of the Han Dynasty and the nephew of Emperor Huan of the Han Dynasty. In the first year of Yongkang, because Emperor Huan had no son, Dou Miao, the queen of Emperor Huan, became emperor. He was only 12 years old and reigned from 168 to 189. In the first year of Lingdi Zhongping, a yellow scarf uprising led by Zhang Jiao broke out. Zhongping died six years ago and was 34 years old. During his 22 years, he was nicknamed Emperor Xiaoling and was buried in Wenling. The prodigal son with a unique taste kept four donkeys and a bunch of eunuchs and paid a high price for them.
As soon as you look at the emperor's resume, you will know that Liu Hong is not a good bird. What's the use of a merchant skill for an emperor? Do you know anything else besides the sales officer? Nan Ye thought carefully that this Han Ling Emperor really didn't do anything serious. It's ridiculous for him to keep four donkeys.
It turned out that the Spirit Emperor lived deep in the inner palace and tried new tricks to have fun. There were no donkeys in the inner palace, and a little yellow gate that was good at welcoming carefully selected four donkeys from other places to enter the palace. After seeing him, the spiritual emperor loved him like a treasure and drove a small car to play in the palace every day. At first, I found a driver to drive, and a few days later, I simply operated it myself. The news that the emperor was driving a donkey car came out of the inner palace, and many bureaucrats and doctors in the capital competed to imitate each other, thinking that it was fashionable, and the price of folk donkeys rose sharply for a while.
Just as the capital was filled with the smoke from the donkey cart, the Lingdi lost interest in the donkey cart again. Another eunuch was ingenious, dressed up the dog, wearing a virtuous crown, wearing a court dress, wearing a ribbon, and swaying in the court. When Emperor Ling recognized that he was a dog, he couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing and praising, "What a dog officer." Although the Wenwu of the Manchu Dynasty felt great shame and humiliation, they dared not say anything.
Lingdi is also imitating markets, markets, various shops and vendors in the harem. Let some of the concubines dress up as various businessmen selling, while others dress up as shopping guests, and some dress up as singers, monkeys, etc. He himself put on a merchant's clothes and pretended to be a merchant selling goods. He walked around the artificial market, or drank and had fun in the hotel, or quarreled, fought and fought with shopkeepers and customers. The Spirit Emperor wandered here and had a lot of fun. The goods in the shop are all rare treasures that have been stolen. They have been stolen by the greedy maids and concubines one after another, and even fight secretly for how much you have stolen and I have stolen less, but Emperor Lingdi doesn't know it at all.
Nan Ye is not much in awe of the imperial power, and he is even less interested in a faint king like the Spirit Emperor, and he is simply not interested in a faint king who does not add stars. But even so, he still had no choice but to kneel down and say, "Your Majesty, long live! Caomin Nanye met.
Emperor Ling didn't have any airs to talk to. He said to Nan Ye, "Master, please get up quickly. You don't have to make this big gift."
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Nan Ye didn't want to kneel, so he stood up and began to take a good looking at the minister. This surprise gave him a lot, but the Spirit Emperor had pitifully few stars. However, the minister of this dynasty is still a little capable.
Before Nan Ye could use his skills one by one, the spiritual emperor asked, "What is the mage looking for?"
Of course, Nan Ye couldn't say that he was looking at the minister's star, so he flattered: "The grass people are not looking for things, just because they first met the saint and saw that the palace was magnificent and magnificent, which was ten times better than his hometown. I also saw that the officials in the court were energetic and extraordinary in appearance, and they were all talents in the world. Therefore, I lost my mind for a moment, and I hope your majesty will forgive me.
Emperor Ling was immediately happy to hear Nan Ye praise the beauty of the palace and the civil and military officials. He smiled and said, "I have heard that the mage came from afar. I don't know where the mage's fairyland is?"
Nan Ye said, "The ancestors of the Cao people were also from the Central Plains and fled to other places to avoid the chaos at the end of Qin. Tens of generations have settled in the Republic of the West.
Emperor Ling had heard about Nan Ye's origin for a long time, but at this time, when he heard Nan Ye's personal statement, he suddenly felt very different and asked, "I don't know what the atmosphere of the Republic is? What's the difference from my Central Plains? What anecdotes are there? Master, come one by one."
As soon as Nan Ye heard it, he felt that Emperor Ling was too unreliable. It turned out that he was in a hurry to announce my face to listen to me tell stories? However, he was relieved to think of what Zuo Feng said. The fundamental purpose of this saint is not to make the emperor happy and then get more rewards!
To understand this truth, Nanye organized a language and said, "The Republic is located west of Daqin, and the region is smaller than my Han Dynasty. It is divided into provinces, cities and districts, and the population is relatively dense. He called the emperor the king, the queen as the queen, and the prince the prince. His people are easy to learn and advocate the way of science. What you wear, what you eat, what you live and what you do are all different from the man. There are countless anecdotes. I don't know what your majesty wants to know?
Of course, what Lingdi wants to know most is whether Nanye is an immortal? Will it be immortal? Then he asked, "Can there be immortals in the Republic who teach immortality? Has the mage become an immortal?
Nan Ye knew that the Emperor Ling was going to ask. He had already figured out a statement and smiled and said, "Immortals have existed since ancient times, but they have no fixed place. There are no immortals in the Republic who don't know, and the grass people dare not pretend to be immortals."
When the spiritual emperor heard that Nan Ye was not a fairy, he frowned and asked, "If the mage is not an immortal, where did the broken horn spell and the fairy clothes on my body come from?"
Nan Ye said, "The fairy clothes are a gift from the immortals. The magic of breaking Zhang Jiao is not a fairy method, but the way of science.
Lingdiqi said, "What is the way of science?"
Nan Ye said, "The way of science is all-encompassing, and the truth in the world is science. If anyone can understand the way of science, he can go to the world, not far from the immortals."