Chapter 8 Liu Bei handed over troops as county lieutenant Dian Wei fought against Zhang Fei in naked clothes 2
Nan Ye, the emperor of Han Ling, can't describe it in words. If you say he is smart, the governance of this country is a mess; but if you say he is stupid, but he plays cards better than anyone else; if you say he is generous, it is not soft to extort money; but if you say that he is stingy, reward his relatives regardless of the cost; if you say that he is brave, the yellow scarf rebels his claws first; but if you say that he Come on, this oil pan really dares to take things.
Nan Ye finally understood that this Lingdi was a free-spirited second. Seeing that Nan Ye's hand was soaked in oil, he directly put his hand into the oil pan and took out the copper spoon.
If Nan Ye reached into the pot just now and the palace maids and eunuchs just screamed, this time Emperor Ling stretched out their hand and they would almost faint. Empress Dowager Dong and Empress He were also so scared that they stood up and said to the eunuchs incoherently, "Quick! Hurry up! What are you still doing? Go and see Your Majesty's hand!"
Lingdi, who was full of oil, was also a little stunned when he looked at the copper spoon in his hand. Unexpectedly, the oil was really not hot, and the copper spoon was really taken out. Looking at those panicked eunuchs and maids, the Lingdi laughed and said, "Don't wait to panic! I'm fine! The Mage Avenue is magical, and it can't be speculated by common sense.
When Empress Dowager Dong saw that Emperor Ling was fine, she was relieved and said, "I'm really scared to death. My son must not be so reckless in the future.
When Emperor Ling heard the words, he nodded and said yes, but his attitude did not agree. While asking Zhang Rang to wipe his hands, he turned around and asked Nan Ye, "What's the reason for this mage? Why isn't the rolling oil hot?
At this time, Nanye had already taken out his hand from the oil pan and said to Emperor Ling, "This method is easy to say. The trick is that I put some vinegar in the oil pan.
"Vinegar?" Emperor Ling wrinkled his nose and smelled it, "It's really a little sour. But what's the use of vinegar?
Nan Ye smiled and said, "I mixed vinegar and oil into the pot. The oil is light and heavy. Vinegar sinks at the bottom of the pot, while oil floats on it. Therefore, when the oil is tested, all the oil is scooped up, but the vinegar can't be seen.
Lingdi said strangely, "What if there is vinegar?" Is this vinegar not afraid of fire and won't get hot?"
Nan Ye smiled and said, "This vinegar is not afraid of fire, but more afraid of fire. As long as it is slightly heated, it will boil. Just now, the oil pan was boiling and the smoke rose. In fact, it was the vinegar that was stirping. The oil is not hot yet, so you can naturally reach out to get something.
The Spirit Emperor suddenly said, "So it is! But just heard Duan Kui say that the mage can still use this fried meat to eat when he poses. What's the reason?
Nan Ye explained: "There is less vinegar and more oil in the pot. After a long time, the vinegar will be dried by fire, and there will be only oil and no vinegar left in the pot. At this time, put everything in the pot so that it can be fried. Your Majesty, if you don't believe it, you can wait a moment to try this oil.
The spiritual emperor laughed happily and said, "The mage's method has explained why to try again. Today, the method of taking things from the oil pan is also very magical. Does the mage still have any magic?
Nan Ye replied, "The road of science is so mysterious that I don't know how many such skills are. It's just that the people are short-sighted, and they are only proficient in one or two, even if they can still have some spells, there are not many.
The spiritual emperor asked, "Since the mage still has strange skills, why don't you ring anymore?" Dare to say that this Lingdi is still addicted to playing. I heard that Nanye was going to collect the mountain to ask this question.
Nan Ye has been braining to come up with these three problems. How dare he put them down? Even if he knows some chemical experiments, he can't play without chemicals. I had to explain to the Lingdi: "These so-called wonders are actually worthless and can only be regarded as a path compared with the Avenue of Science. The purpose of the grass people is to let the world know the mystery of the road of science, and the main idea is still being talked about. Stopping the ring is not that the grass people cherish themselves, but that spells can only be novel for a while, and it is not as good as cards as entertainment at any time. Your Majesty, please understand."
Lingdi is right to think about it. Although it's a pity that he doesn't have a chance to see Nan Ye cast spells again, but Fortunately, there are still cards to play, and he won't be as lonely as before. So he asked Nan Ye, "If according to the mage's words, this spell is a path, but the card is a road. I just don't know if the mage has any way to teach me?"
Nan Ye understood as soon as he heard that Lingdi was asking himself if there were any game props as fun as poker. Nan Yexin said that I can also design the board game Killers of the Three Kingdoms, and I'm afraid that you will have a cerebral hemorrhage.
Naturally, he couldn't say what he thought, so Nan Ye had to say, "There is another thing in the Avenue of Science, called Mahjong. It's just that this thing is complicated to make. After making it, there are 136 cards. The gameplay is complex and interesting. It has the same implied mechanism as cards, which can enlighten the mind.
Lingdi suddenly became interested when he heard mahjong. 54 cards are already so interesting. Isn't 136 cards more interesting? So Dayue said, "Since there is this thing, please ask the mage to make it quickly. The craftsman in the palace can be transferred. If there is any difficulty, the mage can also talk to me bluntly."
Seeing that Emperor Ling was aroused by mahjong and no longer mentioned continuing to pose, Nan Ye was finally relieved and said, "All you need is a craftsman and some materials, and the people will be able to create this thing and dedicate it to your majesty as soon as possible."
When the Lingdi heard the words, he pointed his hand to Zhang Rang and others: "Okay! OK! Just tell them what the mage needs.
The mahjong cards Nanye saw are all made of plastic, which is definitely not at this time. The earlier mahjong seems to be carved from bamboo, and it doesn't seem to match the identity of the Spirit Emperor. What kind of material should this emperor play mahjong? With gold, how heavy that thing is! After playing a circle of cards, he twisted his wrist.
Nan Ye thought for a moment and said, "Then please help me find some craftsmen who carve ivory and jade, and find some good ivory and jade."
Although ivory and jade are precious, they are nothing in the eyes of Shichangshi. Hearing that the material was so simple, they nodded to show that there was no problem.
Emperor Ling was happy and said to Nan Ye, "The mage has a mansion, and he must be short of people to take care of him. This time, I will give you ten beautiful women to take care of the mage's living?"
When Nan Ye heard this reward, he had a liver tremor. Could it be said that he was seen by the Lingdi when he entered the palace? No, I can't ask for anything about this reward. I just made up my mind to stay away from the female Mo Xueling Emperor. How can I be won by his corruption? Besides, I just graduated from high school and am still a virgin. How can I afford ten beautiful women**?
While warning himself in his heart, "Wine is intestinal poison, and color is a steel knife", Nan Ye tried his best to control his yearning for ten beautiful women and YY. Then he saluted the Ling Emperor and said, "The Cao people have been unreceitful many times before, and they are deeply disturbed. This time, Your Majesty's generous gift to the people dare not take it again, and please take back your order.
The spiritual emperor laughed and said, "The mage broke the yellow scarf and offered fairy clothes, which are all great achievements. How can it be said that there is no merit? When it comes to rewarding me for meritorious deeds, why should the mage be polite?"
Nanye said with a hard scalp: "To tell you the truth, the grass people need to be clear-minded to practice the Science Avenue. If there are too many beautiful people around them, they must be distracted. Your Majesty's kindness has been well received, but this beautiful woman is really hard to do.
When the Lingdi heard the words, he laughed and said, "It turns out that the mage is also a person who loves beauty. Shi Yun: a fair lady, a gentleman is good. It is also human nature for a mage to be distracted when he sees beauty. I didn't expect that the saint of the road would also be confused by women. No wonder I was moved as soon as I saw a beautiful woman. It turned out that women were so terrible.
Nan Ye heard that Emperor Ling made excuses for his lust, so he had to flatter: "The world says that heroes are saddened by the beauty, and that beautiful women match heroes. Your Majesty's heroes are matching with beautiful women.
The spiritual emperor said happily, "I see that the mage is also a hero, but it's a pity that I don't have a chance to get the beauty in order to get the road, which is really respectable. Today, this beautiful woman will not be rewarded. If the mage wants anything, please come and tell me.
Nan Ye hurriedly thanked him. I was a little sorry at the same time. Ten beautiful women! It's a pity to miss so much. If you don't refuse, maybe you can say goodbye to the virgin tonight.
At this time, the Yellow Gate guard came to report, and Zhang Jun from Langzhong asked to see him. Nan Ye saw that Emperor Ling had something to do and said goodbye in a hurry, so Emperor Ling called Zhang Jun to see him.
Zhang Jun came to be sealed for Liu Bei this time, but his higher goal is to defeat the ten permanent servants through this matter. Since he met Liu Bei in front of the ring, Zhang Jun did not delay at all. When he got home, he wrote the form and went straight to the palace.
Nan Ye met Zhang Jun when he left the palace. Although he didn't know Zhang Jun, he knew that he was a minister in the court, so he threw away the two skills of star display and star hunting. This Jun star is not high, and there is nothing to do, but his instructions in the star record remind Nan Ye of this person.