Chapter 29 Situ Qiao's alienation mage saves Dong Zhuo 8

It is not unreasonable that Lv Bu's martial arts are unparalleled in the world. He is not only powerful, but also extremely developed motor nerves and has excellent physical balance. Whether he learns knives, guns, swords and halberls, he can even learn bicycles without a teacher.

At the beginning, Nanye taught Zhang Rang to change the bicycle into a dynamic bicycle in order to enable Zhang Rang to ride a bicycle, and added a bracket to make the rear wheel hang in the air so that the car does not fall down. Later, both Yuan Shu and Dong Zhuo rode like this. Although dynamic bicycles cannot really nourish yin and yang, they do have the effect of physical exercise. Coupled with some psychological effects, anyone who has ridden a bicycle believes that this thing has a miraculous effect.

Dong Zhuo is regarded as a divine object after getting a bicycle. As long as he is free, he will go to ride a divine bike for exercise. Modern people play some music when riding dynamic bicycles in the gym to avoid being boring, while Dong Zhuo likes to find some singers to sing and dance while riding. At this time, if he has a good mind, it will be all the effect of the magic car, and he will immediately get out of the car and pull his favorite singer to the clouds and rain.

Lv Bu often accompanies Dong Zhuo, and naturally he has also seen the "effect" of the magic car. He was also a lustful person and wanted to get the help of the magic car, so he took advantage of Dong Zhuo's absence to quietly ride the magic bike. Unexpectedly, he was bumped into by Xin Yan, a concubine who was responsible for maintaining the magic car.

Xin Yan was originally Zhang Rang's favorite girl. After changing hands on the bicycle several times, she also went to Dong Zhuo's house and was still responsible for maintaining the magic car. Lv Bu was afraid that Xin Yan would leak her cycling, so he said good words to Xin Yan and begged her not to tell Dong Zhuo. Xin Yan saw that Lv Bu was handsome and had a good impression in his heart, so she did not blame him.

Lv Bu was moved when he saw that Xin Yan was very good at talking and was also handsome. Since then, he has often come to get close to Xinyan, sometimes giving some small gifts, and sometimes saying sweet words to make Xinyan happy.

Xin Yan has always served Zhang Rang, Yuan Shu and Dong Zhuo. These three people are perverted, obscene and ferocious. How can they compare with the handsome Lv Bu? It didn't take long for Lv Bu to win Xin Yan's heart, and the two often took advantage of Dong Zhuo's absence to meet quietly.

It will be much easier for Lv Bu to approach the magic car after capturing Xin Yan. After learning the origin of the divine car from Xin Yan, he also wanted to try the feeling of travel thousands of miles. So he took the bicycle off the shelf and practiced it in the yard. At first, Lv Bu also couldn't grasp the balance, but his tall legs were flexible, he did not fall, and he was not afraid to fall out of the car.

After several failures, Lv Bu, who had a high understanding, really learned to ride a bicycle, which made him very happy. Because he heard Xin Yan say that except for Master Nanye, no one else can ride this car, and only the immortals favored by God can ride this car. Since then, Lv Bu has determined that he is the person who is destined to return. He always feels that he will not live under people for a long time and will definitely achieve a great career in the future.

Xin Yan was also surprised to see Lv Bu riding the divine car freely. She believed that Lv Bu, the lover, could compete with Master Nanye, so she was closer to Lv Bu and served him carefully. Every time Lv Bu finished cycling, he had to talk to Xin Yanyunyu to understand his thoughts.

How can you not wet your shoes when you often walk by the river? One day, Dong Zhuo asked Lv Bu to do something in the hall, but he didn't see Lv Bu. He ordered someone to look for it. Someone said that he saw Lv Bu and returned home. Dong Zhuo doubted and quickly resigned from Emperor Xian, and also boarded the car and returned home.

When Dong Zhuo arrived at the door and saw that the red rabbit horse was tied in front of the house, he asked the gatekeeper Lv Bu where he was going. The bodyguard replied, "General Lu went into the back hall."

Dong Zhuoxin said: The back hall is where Ji's concubines live. Lv Bu must have an affair with his beloved concubine. If he wants to catch adultery, he should not be seen by outsiders. So Dong Zhuo retreated and went straight into the back hall, but he couldn't find Lv Bu. Only after asking several concubines did Lv Bu go to the courtyard of the secret car.

There are countless lustful Dong Zhuoji concubines, all of whom are used as toys. Even if Lv Bu flirts, he will not be too angry, and he will just scold a few words. However, when he heard that Lv Bu went to the divine car courtyard, he was furious. Dong Zhuo, a concubine, is very common, but there is only one magic car. Dong Zhu still expects it to nourish yin and prolong life, for fear that Lv Bu will steal the divine car and take several steps into the courtyard.

Entering the yard, Dong Zhuo was stunned at that time. He saw Lv Bu riding a magic car and driving in the courtyard. Xin Yan stood on the door steps and clapped his hands and smiled, and Fang Tian painted a halberd against the courtyard wall.

Dong Zhuo also heard from Xin Yan that this thousands of miles of floating cloud bicycle is a magic weapon in the fairyland, which can swing straight up, walk through the clouds, and travel thousands of miles a day. Seeing that Lv Bu was riding freely and thought he was going to steal the car and escape, Dong Zhuo immediately shouted, picked up the Fang Tianhua halberd leaning against the wall and throwing it at Lv Bu, trying to stab the car thief to death.

Lv Bu and Xin Yan were shocked when they saw Dong Zhuozhi. Seeing the halberd flying, Lv Bu pinched the brake and jumped out of the car, used a bicycle as a weapon, clenched the handlebars with both hands, waved the wheels, and knocked down the Fang Tianjur. Then he abandoned the car and turned around and left.

When Dong Zhuo saw that Lv Bu was about to escape, he picked up the square sky painting halberd and rushed to it again. Dong Zhuo rushed out of the hospital, and one of them was rushing forward and bumping into Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo was immediately knocked to the ground. Exactly: The anger is soaring, and the fat body makes a pile.

It was Li Ru who knocked down Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo fell to the ground and fell to the ground. However, when Li Ru saw Dong Zhuo fall to the ground, he didn't care about his pain, and now helped Dong Zhuo to complain repeatedly.

When Dong Zhuo saw Li Ru, he asked gaspingly, "Why did you come here?"

Li Ru said, "Ru Shi went to the door of the house. Knowing that the master angrily entered the backyard and asked Lv Bu, so he came to visit. I don't want to run away from Lv Bu and shout, 'The master kills me!' Only then did Ru rush to the hospital to persuade him and didn't want to bump into the kindness by mistake. Death penalty! Death penalty!"

Dong Zhuo scolded: "You are a traitor! Steal my magic car and swear to kill it!"

Li Ru advised: "Master's words are not good! In the past, the meeting of the king of Chu Zhuang did not study Jiang Xiong, who loved Ji. Later, he was trapped by Qin soldiers and was saved by his death. The magic car is just a dead thing, and Lv Bu is also a fierce general. If the master takes this opportunity to give Lv Bu a divine car, he will be very grateful and will repay the master with death in the future. Master, please think twice."

Dong Zhuo is already a great minister, and he is only one step away from ascending to the sky. Naturally, he wants to prolong his life and not fall. How can he give the magic car to Lv Bu? But he knew that Li Ru's advice was also loyal and could not bear to refute it face to face. After pondering for a long time, he said, "That's what you said. I should think about it."

Li Ru left when he saw Dong Zhuona'sad. When Dong Zhuo was admitted to the hospital, he saw Xin Yan kneeling on the ground and trembling. He asked Xin Yan, "I ordered you, a bitch, to keep the divine car, but you smighted with Lv Bu and almost stole the divine car. What's the reason?"

Xin Yan thought that her adultery with Lv Bu would die this time, but when she heard that Dong Zhuo was furious because she was worried that the magic car would be stolen, she suddenly had an idea and cried, "Master is angry! The concubine's guardian car has never slackened day and night. It was only because General Lu once said that he was the son of the master, and the concubine did not dare to disobey her wishes, so he made him ride a magic car. General Lu has been riding here for several days without stealing a car, and has learned how to ride. The concubine thought that General Lv's fairy fate was profound, and she dared not stop him. She didn't want to be misunderstood by the master today.

Dong Zhuo heard that Lv Bu did not steal the car and his anger subsided a little. He also heard that Lv Bu had learned the method of riding, so he asked, "Since you are a day and night guard, how did he know the art of riding?"

Xinyan shook her head and said, "I don't know! The master called General Lu to ask about this matter.

Dong Zhuo did not know that Xinyan had an affair with Lv Bu, and when Xin Yan entered the house, she lied that only her own fate could be combined with the divine car to maintain the divine car, so Dong Zhuo stopped pursuing it and wanted to find out how to ride the divine car from Lv Bu's mouth.

The next day, Li Ru saw Dong Zhuo and said, "Today's good day, you can send the divine car to Lv Bu to calm his heart."

Dong Zhuo said, "I have asked the car waiter. Lv Bu has no intention of stealing the car. He just wants to ride for a long life. I won't find the blame. You spread my mind and comfort it with kind words. As long as he is willing to come to the house to teach the method of riding a magic car, I will allow him to go in and out of the house to ride the magic car.

Li Ru felt so good, so he went to Lv Bu's house to comfort him. And Dong Zhuo rewarded 10 catties of gold and 20 brocades to Lv Bu, allowing him to enter the house to teach the method of riding a divine car.

Lv Bu saw that Dong Zhuo was not to blame, and he naturally agreed with the opportunity to ride the divine car in the future. But it's troublesome to teach Dong Zhuo to ride a bicycle in Taishi Mansion. Although Lv Bu has a high understanding and rides well, he can't teach others. The key is that this balance can not be learned by oral hearing, but mainly by yourself, which can only be understood and unspeakable.

Dong Zhuo is big and old, and his understanding and legs are far less flexible than Lv Bu. How can he learn like Lv Bu? He heard that Lv Bu could ride freely in an hour, but Dong Zhuo himself did not learn to ride a bicycle for a day, and his body was black and blue.

In this way, Dong Zhuo was anxious again and scolded Lv Bu: "How dare you to hold a grudge against what happened the day before yesterday? Instead of teaching hard, you beat the old man. Look, I won't kill you." After saying that, he pulled out his sword and wanted to kill Lv Bu.

Don't mention Lv Bu's injustice. He said to himself: You stupid thief, you are not well-hearted and mentally smart. Why do you rely on me if you can't ride the magic car? He raised the painting halberd to block Dong Zhuo's sword and said, "My godfather is angry! The child has done his best. Presumably this magic car is not something that can be ridden by mortals, otherwise Zhang Rang and Yuan Shu will not put it on the shelf for a long time.

It's okay that Dong Zhuo didn't listen to Lv Bu's defense, but he was even more angry when he heard Lv Bu's defense. Isn't this scolding yourself for being mortal like Zhang Rang and Yuan Shu, and only you, Lv Bu, are immortals! Dong Zhuo wanted to wave his sword and cut again, but when he saw Lv Bu holding a painting halberd and his eyes were angry, his heart suddenly burst.

The courtyard where the magic car is stored is extremely secretive. At this time, there are only Dong Zhuo and Lv Bu in the yard. If he really starts, Dong Zhuo knows that he is by no means Lv Bu's opponent. Thinking of the martial arts gap between himself and Lv Bu, Dong Zhuo broke out in a cold sweat and said angrily, "You useless dog slave, get out of here! From now on, you are not allowed to step into this courtyard, otherwise you will not be spared.

Lv Bu was both wronged and wronged by Dong Zhuo. He turned around and stamped his feet and left in anger. Since then, the relationship between the two has been a little tense. Although Lv Bu still serves Dong Zhuo, it is difficult to be as close as before. Dong Zhuo was also moreware of Lu Bu.