Chapter 35 Liu Bei leads Xuzhou Mu Li Wei Guo Yan's great handout 4
Lv Bu was angry when he saw Zhang Fei's rudeness, but now it's not easy to turn against Liu Bei, but he clenched his fist and was speechless. I thought to myself: One day I will have the potential to make Zhang Fei look good.
Zhang Fei made a scene at Lv Bu's home, and the banquet naturally broke up unhappily. Lv Bu sent Liu Bei out. Before Zhang Fei went, he rode on a war horse and stood with a gun: "Lv Bu! I will fight with you for 300 rounds."
Seeing this, Liu Bei urgently persuaded Guan Yu to persuade Zhang Fei, which made Zhang Fei stop. Lv Bu stood at the door and was angry. Secretly: I think that you three brothers were not my opponents at the beginning, but now it's really abominable that you dare to show off your power in front of my door. This is really a dragon swimming in shallow water and being played by shrimps. The tiger falling to Pingyang is bullied by dogs, and the phoenix landing is not as good as a chicken.
The next day, Lv Bu came to resign from Liu Bei and said, "Bun Meng Xuande will not give up the detention, but I'm afraid it will make his brother incompatible. Don't go to other places and come to resign to Ming Gong."
Liu Bei said, "If the general goes, I will be guilty!" My bad brother Yide offended the general. In order to make amends, I punished him, and ask the general to forgive me. Xiaopei is the place where troops were stationed in the past. If the general doesn't feel narrow and powerful, how can you come to me if there is a shortage of food and military supplies?
Lv Bu had a place to settle down to thank Liu Bei and led the army horse to settle down. Liu Bei went back and complained about Zhang Fei again. Lv Bu, who was defeated here, was taken in by Liu Bei, and Cao Cao, who won the other side, expressed the court and was awarded the title of General Fei Tinghou of Jiande.
Today's major events are led by Li Wei and Guo Yan. These two have become more and more rampant since they repelled Ma Teng and Han Sui's army. Li Wei made himself a big Sima, Guo Yan made himself a great general, and no one in the court dared to say anything.
Captain Yang Biao and the master farmer Zhu Jun have read Cao Cao's seal and said to the emperor: "Now Cao Mengde has more than 100,000 soldiers and dozens of military generals. If this person supports the society and eliminates the treacherous party, the world will be very lucky."
Emperor Liu Xie burst into tears and said, "I have been bullied by the two thieves for a long time! If someone kills it, it's really lucky!"
Yang Biao said, "I have a plan to order the two thieves to kill each other, and then call Cao Mengde to lead the soldiers to kill them, clean up the thief party, and settle the court."
Liu Xie asked with great joy: "Will you settle out?"
Yang Biao said, "I heard that Guo Yan's wife is the most jealous, but if he can make people use counter-might against his wife, the two thieves will inevitably turn against him."
When Liu Xie heard the words, he wrote a secret edict to entrust Yang Biao to eliminate the thief. Yang Biao returned to his house and didn't know who to let Guo Yan's wife be separated. This full dynasty of literature and martial arts are all men. How did they enter Guo Yan's inner house?
Yang Biao's face was so sad that he hadn't fallen asleep after three nights. Mrs. Yang knew that Yang Biao was working hard for state affairs, so she made soup and snacks for him to relieve fatigue. As soon as Yang Biao saw his wife, he was overjoyed and suddenly had a trick. It turned out that there was often a movement between the family of the courtiers, and Mrs. Yang and Guo Yan's wife could talk.
Mrs. Yang is naturally willing to relieve her husband's worries. After receiving Yang Biao's instructions, she always pays attention to the opportunity. Soon Mrs. Yang found an opportunity, thanks to Nan Ye's invention of cards and mahjong. Since the two things became popular in the world, many women from official eunuchs have gathered together to play cards. Mrs. Yang and Mrs. Guo are card friends.
On this day, the card game dispersed. When Mrs. Yang saw that there was no one around, she grabbed Guo Yan's wife and said, "Sister, I don't know whether to talk about something in my heart."
Mrs. Guo won the money today and was in a good mood, so she said, "Sister, you might as well speak bluntly if you have something to do."
Mrs Yang sighed and said, "Oh, I shouldn't have talked too much about this matter, but I also think about my sister and General Guo. Recently, my sister heard that General Guo had an affair with Mrs. Li Sima, and they were very close. Originally, it was not a big deal for the man to mess with flowers and grass outside, but General Guo chose the wrong person. If Li Sima learns about this, General Guo will be killed. It's better for my sister to have nothing to do with Li Sima before she knows about it.
Mrs. Guo was shocked when she heard the words: "No wonder he didn't return all night recently, but he did such a shameless thing. If my sister hadn't said it bluntly, my sister would have been kept in the dark. I would have been careful. Thank you for telling me directly.
When Mrs. Yang saw that the plan had been completed, she got up and left. Mrs. Guo repeatedly thanked her and left. A few days later, Guo Yan is going to Li Wei's house for a banquet.
Mrs Guo advised: "Li Wei is a capricious person, and the two heroes can't stand side by side today. If he poisons her husband after drinking, what should she do?"
Guo Yan often had a banquet with Li Yu and did not believe his wife's words. Mrs. Guo repeatedly dissuaded, which delayed a lot of time. Guo Yan saw that the time had passed, so he had to give up.
In the evening, Li Wei saw that Guo Wei had not arrived and thought that there was something wrong with his house, so he ordered someone to pack the banquet and send it to Guo Wei's house. When Mrs. Guo saw that Li Wei's wine and vegetables were brought, she secretly poisoned the wine and vegetables, and then came to Guo Yan.
Guo Yan wants to eat it unprepared. Mrs. Guo stopped and said, "How can alcohol and food come from outside without prevention?" After saying that, he ordered his servants to bring his dog to try it.
The wine and dish were poisoned by Mrs. Guo. Guo's yellow dog immediately fell to the ground and died after eating a few pieces of fat meat. Since then, Guo Yan has been suspicious and no longer takes the initiative to have a banquet at Li Yu's house.
Li Yu saw that Guo Wei did not know his future for many days. One day after the dispersing of the dynasty, he strongly invited Guo Wei to his home for a banquet. Guo Yan couldn't refuse, but he had to get home. However, this time Guo Yan kept an eye on the dishes and wine during the banquet, waiting for Li Wei to eat first before he dared to eat.
When the night banquet ended, Guo Wei returned drunk. Perhaps it was because he was too nervous at the banquet, or because he suddenly overeated and had gastrointestinal discomfort after not drinking for a few days. Guo Yan returned to the house and felt abdominal pain.
Seeing this, Mrs. Guo said, "It must be poisoned!" After saying that, he ordered people to take the manure and urine soup and pour it into Guo Yu's mouth.
How can Guo Yan not be disgusted after being injected with a mouthful of shit? Wow~" made a vomited all over the ground. Originally, his abdominal pain was caused by gastrointestinal dyspepsia, and at this time, he was no longer painful when he vomited.
Guo Yan, who was preconceived, still regarded as the toxicity had been solved and said angrily, "I want to do great things with Li Wei, but today they plotted against me for no reason. If I don't take the lead, I will be poisoned by him. After saying that, he secretly gathered the soldiers and horses to attack Li Yu.
As soon as Guo Yan's soldiers and horses moved, someone found out and reported Li Yu. Li Yu was also furious and called Guo Yan's nickname, "Guo Aduo'an dares to do this!" After saying that, they also gathered the headquarters to kill Guo Yan.
Li Yu and Guo Yan's Ma Jia, about 100,000 people, were in one place and started a scuffle in Chang'an City. Their war made the people of Chang'an suffer. The soldiers on both sides took advantage of the chaos to plunder**, and countless people in the city were killed and injured.
The people in the city suffered, and the inner courtyard of the palace did not escape from the military disaster. Li Xi, the nephew of Li Xi, led troops to surround the palace. He drove two cars, one car of the emperor and the other car of the empress. He ordered Jia Xu to drive the car in custody. The rest of the palace attendants followed him on foot.
A group of people rushed out of the rearzai men and met Guo Wei's soldiers. They fired random arrows and shot countless people in the palace. Li Wei then came to cover up, and Guo Yan retreated. The car ventured out of the city and couldn't help sending Emperor Liu Xie to Li's camp.
Guo Yan led the troops into the palace in a late step and couldn't find the emperor everywhere, so he robbed the palace concubines to enter the camp and set fire to the palace. The next day, Guo Yan knew that Li Yu had robbed the emperor, so he led the army to the camp to fight. Emperor Liu Xie and Empress Fu Shou have never seen such a battle, and they are all terrified.
When Li Wei saw Guo's soldiers arrive, he went out to fight. In the past, Li and Guo Yan jointly took charge of Dong Zhuo's bear army. Now the two turned against each other, and the flying bear army was also divided into two. Li and Guo Wei got one-third. In the battle between the two, Li Wei was powerful, and Guo Wei was defeated and retreated for the time being.
The palace in Chang'an City was destroyed and the palace people were killed. Li Wei then moved the emperor and drove to Yiwu and ordered his nephew Li Xim to monitor it. The three meals did not continue, and the attendants were all hungry.
Liu Xie hasn't lived a peaceful life for a few days since he became emperor, but he would not be hungry. Even if Dong Zhuo didn't pay attention to him, he didn't starve him. However, Liu Xie couldn't stand it today, so he sent someone to ask Li Li for five sets of grain and rice and five sets of beef bones for the left and right courtiers.
Seeing that Liu Xie didn't know what was good or bad, Li Yu said angrily, "There is food to eat day and night, but you are not satisfied? Come again to get meat. Don't you know that there is a shortage of food in the camp? After saying that, he gave Liu Xie the rotten meat and rotten food.
When Liu Xie saw that the meat sent by Li Yu was smelly and inedible, he scolded: "How dare the traitor dare to bully each other like this? Damn it!"
Yang Qi, the waiter, hurriedly covered Liu Xie's mouth and said, "Li Yu is cruel. If he hears it, he may be assassinated. At this point, Your Majesty will forbear the time being and not be angry with him.
Liu Xie bowed his head and was speechless, crying silently, and his sleeves were wet. At this time, the courtiers came to report: "There is a military horse outside the dock, with guns and knives reflecting the sun, and the golden drums shaking the sky. Come to rescue."
Liu Xie, who was crying, was refreshed when he heard this and hurriedly asked who came to save the car. When the courtiers inquired again, it was Guo Yan's soldiers who arrived, and Liu Xie's news turned from joy to worry. He also knows that Li Wei and Guo Yan are not good people.
There was a loud shout outside the dock. Li Yi led troops out to welcome Guo Yan and whipped Guo Yan and scolded, "I treat you well. Why did you want to kill me?"
Guo Yan said, "You are a thief. Why can't I kill you?"
Li Yu said loudly, "I'm here. How can I be a thief?"
Guo Yan also said loudly, "This is a robbery. Where is the protection?"
Seeing that things had become so, he said, "You don't need to say more!" Neither of us is allowed to use sergeants, just rely on our ability to win or win. How about taking the emperor if you win?
Guo Yan and Li Yu's martial arts are half a catty and eight taels. Usually, the two of them compete, but Guo Yan has more chances to win. So Guo Yan answered and waved a knife to fight against Li Yu. The two actually took Emperor Liu Xie as a bet, which shows how far the emperor of the Han Dynasty had fallen.
The two have similar martial arts, and it is difficult to win or lose in more than ten rounds. At this time, Yang Biao attracted dozens of people and shouted, "The two generals should rest!" I specially invited the officials to make peace with the two of them.
Li Wei and Guo Yan saw Yang Biao lead the courtiers, and each of them left their troops and returned to the camp. Yang Biao did not expect today's result when he designed it before. If he had known so, he would not have used tricks to make the people of heaven suffer. Li and Guo fought in the city all night, and all the officials were closed at home. It was not until dawn that Yang Biao met more than 60 court officials and came to the front of the battle to persuade peace.