Chapter 95: Chop it off and feed it to the pig

Zichu glanced at his flat chest with a smile and sneered, "Of course, no woman looks at the flatness on your chest."

Jun Yuchen said with a bitter face, "Even so, you don't have to rush up to touch my chest, do you? Fortunately, I was prepared today and confused the two hateful women with two ingots of silver.

"Haha! You boy, your brain has become good. Say, how could the queen agree to let you out? She is not afraid. What else am I talking about outside?

Jun Yuchen quickly smiled and said, "Actually, I don't think the queen is a bad person. She may still feel that everyone is not familiar with each other, so she asked me to observe you for a few days. Now you must have performed well, and my flattering skills are also in place, so she released me with mercy.

When Zi first heard the words, he gave him a white look and said, "Do you want to pick her up when you talk to the queen like this? But I have to remind you that it's okay for anyone you to cuckold, but if you cuckold the emperor, you can weigh your head for yourself.

Jun Yuchen couldn't say anything, and the expression on his face was a little stiff and unnatural, "Look what are you talking about? I don't have that courage. Besides, do I have any other extravagant expectations?"

When Zichu saw him come over with a hippie smile while he was talking, he quickly hid aside and said leisurely, "Don't talk nonsense about this. I don't know you well. By the way, when you come back to Song Mansion this time, I can't keep you for a long time. As you can see, now the situation is different from the past. The old man is sick, and now the house shouts to kill every day. You have a special identity. In case someone finds out that you are a man, you can't really leave.

This was simply in the arms of Jun Yuchen. He was still thinking about what reason to use to let Zichu naturally arrange for himself to live outside. Now when she took the initiative, she said angrily, "Oh? That's fine. I'll find a small yard to live outside. When we want to meet, I'll try to get someone to inform you. By the way, you said that the old man is sick. What's going on?

Zichu didn't want to tell him these obscene and dark inside stories, so he said, "She is guilty of being a thief. Forget it, don't mention her, so as not to affect her mood. By the way, why did you think of renting a yard outside this time? Did the queen give you money when she sent you out of the palace?

When Zichu said this, he began to glance at himself with a suspicious look. Jun Yuchen's scalp was numb, and he quickly raised his hands and swore, "The queen gave me some money, but I swear to God that I have never done anything wrong to you. Otherwise, the sky will thunder and die..."

While saying this, he couldn't help feeling a little guilty. Secretly, I don't know if Yang Surong's incident is a little related? After all, if you flirt with other women, even if you don't like them, it's indeed a little foul.

If she knew this, she would have to take a kitchen knife to kill herself. By the way, what did she say before? If she knows that her man is messing around outside, she will cut off his little Gigi with a knife and feed the pig... Feed the pigs......

When Jun Yuchen's heart was weak, suddenly, there was a thunder in the sky. After a muffled sound, there was a big shower.

Zichu looked at the man who was drenched like a drowned chicken in front of him and saw his hands still held high in mid-air, so he smiled and said, "It is said that heaven has eyes, Yujiu, why don't you think this thunder hit you? Your oath immediately flashed with lightning and thunder. How can I believe your oath?

Jun Yuchen was very scared. He raised his hands in mid-air, and it was neither put down nor let go. After being stunned for a while, he quickly raised his sleeve and wiped his cheeks and said very sincerely, "At the beginning, this is just a coincidence, coincidence, coincidence... Really, if you don't believe it, I can send it again.

When Zi first saw that he was about to reach out his hand again, the oil paint on his face had already been spent. He quickly stopped and said, "Stop, stop! Stop, I'm afraid of you, and you must not swear again. People say that men's vows are all deceiving people's money. You vows are killing people! Well, did you see that the clouds on that day were quite thick? Maybe, if you do it again this time, both of us will be scorched.

Jun Yuchen closed his mouth and saw the things hanging under the eaves, so he volunteered to say, "You want to dry these!" Come on, let me help you!"

When Zichu saw his back running past him quickly, his feelings in his heart were also difficult to calm down for a moment. She didn't know why this man could always easily break into her closed heart, but it seemed that she did not resist his appearance.

This is really strange. What else can I do with him?

She walked to Jun Yuchen's side and saw him clumsily checking the flower buds for herself. After a while, she said, "Let me go of these flowers, and it's useless to turn them into waste. Let's go to the study. You washed your face before. It's rare for you to come here. I can't miss such a good opportunity to take a lesson.

Jun Yuchen raised his head with a happy smile and said, "Okay! I'll teach you how to write. Don't worry, I will definitely make you progress quickly this time.

The two were in the quiet study, rarely quietly practicing a few pages of words. Jun Yuchen taught seriously, and Zichu, a student, also studied seriously.

Both of them are handsome people. Zichu has a plain face, which is not stained but as beautiful as jade.

Jun Yuchen is dressed in a woman's dress, but the powder on her face has been washed clean. The handsomeness between the eyebrows is difficult to hide. Occasionally, when holding Zichu's hand and writing, there may be some physical contact between the two. Zichu lowered his eyes and said no, but Jun Yuchen was reluctant to look at the corners of her eyebrows. He knew that this woman had already been deeply engraved in his heart. Even if she left her for a moment, she would be like sitting on pins and needles.

After agreeing on the way to contact them in the future, Zichu was also unambiguous. He took out a silver ticket from his sleeve, stuffed it into Jun Yuchen's hand, and told him, "Go and rent a better yard to live in. Also, depending on your appearance, you know that you don't know how to cook. I'll give you a piece of advice. You can invite a mother who can cook back. Help you with some housework. Then, I wrote, drew and painted at home. My uncle opened several calligraphy and painting shops. Let me make a love for you and let him sell it for you!"

Jun Yuchen looked at the silver ticket handed to her hand speechlessly, and the corners of her mouth twitched. She really wanted to crackle her big mouths on the spot. Really, what are you going to do in Qingyu Square if you have nothing to do? After she misunderstood her as a small man who came out to sell, she may misunderstand herself with her strange thoughts.

But he did not dare to tell the truth to Zichu, because Queen Nalan repeatedly told her not to tell her his true identity at this time.

However, at the thought of the life and work she arranged for herself, renting a small yard, asking a rough-faced old woman to write and draw in the study at a daily price, and then sell calligraphy and painting for a living...

Jun Yuchen didn't dare to think about it any more. He quickly shivered, stopped his association in time, pushed her silver ticket out and said, "Don't do this. How can I ask for your money?"

Zichu didn't understand his idea in time. He thought he didn't have enough money, so he simply unfolded and shouted, "Don't talk too much. I'll tell you, I didn't give you a hundred taels this time. Look clearly, sister, I have allocated 2,000 taels of cash in cash for you. With this money, you are enough to go out to buy a yard!"

Jun Yuchen couldn't laugh or cry. He tried his best to close his eyes and force himself not to think about the story of the 100 taels of silver tickets. After taking a deep breath, he said, "Talking about money hurts feelings. At the beginning, you know, what I like is you..."

Zichu quickly shook off his goose bumps, rudely and directly interrupted his lyrical tone, and said, "Yes, please don't be sour in front of me. Talking about money hurts feelings, I will also tell you that the correct answer should be talking about feelings hurt money. So let's talk about money, which is more straightforward. Everyone's psychological pressure is not so great.

Jun Yuchen looked at the silver ticket in his hand helplessly, and the corners of his mouth twitched for a while before saying weakly, "Then you are going to give me this money... Did you take care of me?"

"Puff!....... Damn you, Yujiu, can you stop thinking so obscene? Sister, I just want to lead you to be a good person, but why do you have to bring yourself into the ditch? Look clearly, aunt, I want a man. What kind of thing is not a long queue to the gate to go to the candidate? Take care of you, you really look up to yourself! Just your figure and your little kung fu... Tut!"

Hearing what she said, Jun Yuchen was naturally very unconvinced. He stiffened his neck to justify his ability in some aspects: "What is my kung fu? I can do it seven times a night! Humph! Do you know what Qijiro means? It refers to a man like us!"

Zichu put his hands on his chest and said viciously and sarcastically, "Yes, I know you seven times a night!" However, I think you should also know that the doctors have said that frequent urination and urgent urination are all diseases caused by kidney loss. They only relieve their hands two or three times a night when they are 70 or eighty years old! You have been seven times a night, why don't you go to the doctor's treatment?