Chapter 106: What are the top ten tortures
"Old lady, be careful!"
These people were shocked to see this unidentified thing flying out of the door. The two maids around Mrs. Shangguan were bright-eyed and quickly stretched out their hands to block it.
It's just that the old lady is a little older and a little slower when she dodges. Even though a maid blocked her, some of the flying things still splashed on Mrs. Shangguan's nose and mouth.
"Bah, ah, ah! What the hell is this? Why is it so... Oh, my God! This thing is so spicy!"
Everyone was shocked to see that Mrs. Shangguan was hit by a flying object. Then after seeing Mrs. Shangguan spit out some splashes at her mouth, she began to burst into tears, and her face was so red that she almost couldn't even speak.
"Oh, my God, the old lady's nose was blocked by chili sauce! Hurry up, hold the old lady and sit down. Come on! Come with a basin of warm water and clean it up for the old lady!"
At the gate of Zhaoyin Pavilion, because of this, a person suddenly turned upside down. Seeing this, Shangguan Wanxuan couldn't sit still. She came out and saw her grandmother sitting on the ground and almost fainted by the chili sauce she had just thrown out. She was also shocked. She quickly came over and asked with a concerned face, "Grandma, what do you think? Sorry, I didn't mean to, I just..."
Seeing this, the ladies and maids around the queen were relatively speechless. I have seen an unruly and wayward lady, but I have never seen such a tough lady. What the hell is this doing? How can you throw chili sauce at people? It's a hot day! Maybe it will kill people!
Mrs Shangguan also held her belly full of fire at this time. In addition to her tears, she felt that the decentness she had worked hard to save in her life was destroyed by this granddaughter at this time.
It's also because she used to be so kind that she spoiled her into her now lawless appearance. She kindly sent two sisters to teach her etiquette, but she messed around like this... What a misfortune for the family!
After thinking about this, he pushed Shangguan Wan away tremblingly and gritted his teeth and said, "You kneel down! Say, this... What the hell is going on?
Everyone heard Mrs. Shangguan's nasal voice trembling. Obviously, their hot foreheads were full of stars, and even their words were not very sharp, and their hearts were secretly laughing.
Shangguan Wanxuan may also know that he has caused too much trouble this time. He quickly knelt down and said with an aggrieved face, "Grandma, please forgive me this time!" I will never dare to do it again!"
"Oh, get out of the way! Old lady, the water is coming, and the ice water is coming!"
With that, the two maids rushed out of the Zhaoyin Pavilion with a basin of ice water in their hands. When the ice water was covered around the nostrils of the old lady Shangguan, she immediately made a strange cry of inhaling cool air.
"Old lady! How do you see, old lady?
When the female official beside the queen saw that everyone was shouting around the old lady, she couldn't help saying, "Let's help the old lady in first!" With such a strong sun, I carefully got heatstroke. At that time, won't it be another trouble?"
Everyone felt that it was very reasonable, so they helped Mrs. Shangguan walk in. Who knows, as soon as I walked to the yard, I saw the two sisters tied to a big tree tied by flowers. At this time, both of them were in a coma, and some red chili sauce was scattered on their bodies, faces, and on the ground around the trees.
The most eye-catching thing is the two people's swollen faces with pig's head. The eyes, the nose and the mouth can no longer be seen. Everyone knows that these two people must have been tortured by Shangguan Wan.
At present, some people secretly congratulated that this job was not received by themselves. There are also people who inevitably suffer from the death of rabbits and foxes. They feel that as long as there is such a disaster star as Shangguan Wanying in the Shangguan government, these slaves and maidservants will live in the morning and trembling and panic all day long.
The maids around Mrs. Shangguan did not dare to say anything, but the female officials and maids around Queen Nalan refused to let it go. Among them, the female official in charge must have a meaningful smile and said to Shangguan Wanyan, "Miss Shangguan's way to teach slaves is really fresh. Unexpectedly, she thought of using chili sauce to torture. Oh, another day, I must report what I have seen and heard in the upper government today to let everyone know that the so-called top ten tortures are nothing at all. This chili sauce is the real way to govern people!"
Shangguan Wanyan naturally heard the sarcasm in the tone of this female official, but she has always been spoiled. In the Shangguan government, except for her grandmother and her father's words, how can the rest of the people dare to come to talk to her?
In addition, she always feels that she is superior in her bones. Even if this female official comes from the palace, in the final analysis, she is just a slave.
So he said with an unhappy tone and a calm face, "Thank you for the praise of this lady, but I think this slave who does not understand the master's heart should be punished. Although you are a female official beside the Empress, in fact, in terms of identity, you are also a slave, aren't you? Can you say that your master, Empress, if you do something wrong, she will not dare to punish you in the way she likes?
"You--!" The female official was finally so angry that she couldn't speak. She glanced at Shangguan Wanxuan and secretly gritted her teeth in her heart. Wait, unless you have the ability not to enter the palace. If you enter the palace, I will never let you live a comfortable life for a moment.
After everyone's hurried treatment, old lady Shangguan drank a few mouthfuls of ice water, which finally eased her breath.
After she must be distracted, she pulled down her face and said to Shangguan Wanyan, "You are also old now. I think I'm incompetent and dizzy. I'm sorry for your dead mother. Now that you are so lawless, it can be seen that it was wrong for you in the past. Pack it up and follow the female official sent by the queen into the palace later. The Empress said that she will teach you the etiquette of the boudoir in person. Only in this way can you be worthy of His Royal Highness.
Shangguan Wanyan's eyes widened in surprise when she heard the words. She was surprised and said, "What? Grandma, do you want me to go to the palace to learn the rules? This... This won't work, I can't agree!"
"Oh? So Miss Shangguan doesn't want to marry His Royal Highness as a princess? Well, I understand here. I'm going back to restore my life to the Empress, saying that everything is a misunderstanding, and Miss Shangguan is not here at all..."
"Wait! What do you mean by that? Does the queen mean that unless I am willing to learn the rules well, she will not allow me to marry Her Royal Highness?"
The female official in charge of the ceremony was slightly annoyed, but her face was very sincere, as if she deliberately angered Shangguan Wanyan and said, "Yes, the empress's mother is the most important person in etiquette in the world. If Miss Shangguan becomes the daughter-in-law of the Empress in the future, there will be no mistakes or omissions in this etiquette. If you don't learn well before marriage, how can you receive people after marriage? The princess is also a superior. Miss Shangguan, do you think you are qualified as you are now?
After saying that, she turned around again and said to Mrs. Shangguan, "The old lady is usually the most familiar with the Empress. Do you think the Empress is such a person?"
Mrs. Shangguan looked a little ugly and tried her best to reply, "Yes, the Empress is indeed dignified and generous, which can be regarded as a model for all women in this dynasty. Waner, after you enter the palace, you can no longer fool around like in your own house. You should know that for a woman, the most important thing after marriage is to abide by the rules of your husband's family. Especially my mother-in-law, there is no violation at all.
After listening to this with a shocked face, Shangguan Wan seemed to gradually understand something. Or, from the moment you decide to marry Jun Yuchen, you are destined to have a very bumpy road in the future?
If you want to act according to the queen's wishes, you have to look at her face at any time. In this way, is it much more comfortable to follow Jun Yuchen to be an idle and rich princess?
Seeing that the matter could no longer turn around, Shangguan Wanyu stopped crying. She slowly knelt down in front of Mrs. Shangguan and cried, "Please forgive your granddaughter's ignorance. Don't worry, your granddaughter will learn the rules well in the future and won't humiliate her grandmother and father again."
Seeing that it was rare for her granddaughter to feel soft, old lady Shangguan's face was also much more comfortable at this time. She nodded and said, "Get up! Grandma doesn't want to help you, but no one can help you with this matter. You only need to remember that after entering the palace, you have to listen to the Queen's arrangement. You can do whatever she asks you to do. Don't be as capricious as before.
"Yes, grandma, my granddaughter knows."
Shangguan Wanyan stood up with a crying voice and stood up aggrievedly. When she was being helped by the maid and was about to retreat back, she suddenly heard an unspeakable awkward sound from the old lady Shangguan beside her.
Then, a violent stench floated out.
Everyone held their breath with a strange face, and then heard the old lady Shangguan stand up tremblingly and said in a panic, "Quick! Come on, help me to the clean room behind! Hurry up!"
Only then did the lady in charge of the queen understand that she had just drunk several mouthfuls of ice water in order to eliminate the spicy taste. Originally, the old man's stomach was weaker than that of young people. If you drink these cups of ice water, won't you start to have a stomachache?
So everyone laughed again and saw the maids help the old lady Shangguan back in a panic. Several female officials from the palace looked at each other in consters. After a while, someone sneered and whispered, "Ha ha, with such a number one person entering the palace, we have to be busy."