Chapter 109: Urine pour

Hearing Zhu Xiaoyan say this, someone nodded with a smile and said, "Oh? So my wife doesn't know what these things mean? Well, this is the heavenly concubine, which is said to be the nickname of cats. This water naturally means that the cat has urinated. And this sheep, that's how we called dogs in ancient times. As for Marshal Tianpeng, even the three-year-old children on the street know that it refers to pigs..."

"Yes! Pig, I don't know this. That's just a pig's head. Madam, did you say what the maidservant said?

When Zhu Xiaoyan heard the words, she wanted to cry without tears. She looked at the people in front of her in a daze and suddenly felt that they were all contemptuating themselves with a sarcastic look.

That look seems to be silently telling a fact, that is, it's terrible to be uneducated...

And what scared her most was that after pouring three bowls of urine, Song Shi'an, who was lying on the ground, also opened his eyes feebly.

He looked around in surprise and seemed to feel a little wet on his face. Then, then, just as Zhu Xiaoyan opened her mouth and didn't have time to remind him, Song Shi'an decisively licked a few drops flowing to his mouth with the tip of his tongue... Mixed urine.......

"Bah! What the hell is this? Why is it all on my face? Does it taste so strange?"

Among the onlookers, someone immediately said very unkindly to remind him, "Ha ha, Lord Song, you finally woke up. You don't know that you can wake up at this time thanks to these unpleasant things! Ha ha... Ha ha..."

Seeing this, Zhu Xiaoyan quickly interrupted the man's prompt, attentively reached over, picked up Song Shi'an, and asked with concern, "Sir, what do you think? Is it more comfortable?

Song Shi'an broke away from her help impatiently and said angrily, "How's it going? What else can we do? This place is so hot that even eggs can be cooked. Why don't you lie down and have a try?

Zhu Xiaoyan closed her mouth with some understanding. Immediately, before Song Shi'an noticed the two Taoist priests who gave her crooked advice, she said first, "Okay, the master is a little sick. You can go down first!" Remember, no one can talk nonsense about today. Otherwise..."

What happened today? What happened today? By the way, I cried for my mother in the mourning hall. Why did I suddenly faint?

Facing Song Shi's blank question, everyone smiled and said nothing. Only Zhu Xiaoyan was a little arrogant and dared not say, "Nothing, it's just that you are too tired, coupled with sadness, and you can't return to your heart for a while, so you fainted. By the way, sir, you'd better ask your concubine to help you go back and have a rest! After all, if my mother sees you so sad, her spirit in heaven will also be uneasy..."

In this way, Song Shi'an was fooled back to Chunhuayuan by Zhu Xiaoyan. The onlookers laughed in their hearts and stopped talking, but after walking out of the Song Mansion, the news naturally spread away.

In less than half a day, the streets and alleys of the whole capital knew that Song Mansion had treated the old lady's funeral, but the dead soul of the early lady suddenly appeared and haunted Song Shi'an's bizarre incident. As for the three bowls of mixed animal urine, it added a little joke to such an already thrilling story, which surprised people, and finally couldn't help laughing.

Combining the above factors, this incident soon became a hot topic in major teahouses and pubs. Even the storytellers have painstakingly fabricated more than a dozen versions for people's entertainment after tea and dinner.

Seeing her mother tremblingly helping her father back to Chunhuayuan, Song Zilan took over the funeral of the mourning hall. It's really hard to say that Zhu Xiaoyan relies on her now. In addition to not mentioning her marriage with Shengfu, she is enthusiastically praising Song Zilan everywhere, and she is no longer beating, scolding and humiliating as she used to do before.

With the excuse of changing clothes and resting, Song Zilan returned to her yard and changed her clothes. Taking advantage of the night, she quietly took two maids and slipped out of the side door of Song Mansion.

After listening to what she said about the scene in the mourning hall, Zichu sneered and said, "Now you believe that there is no one in Song Shi'an who deserves his attention except himself?"

Song Zilan nodded resolutely and said, "I can see clearly that each of them is thinking about themselves. Since people don't kill themselves, I have to rely on myself for my future.

"Well, since you can figure it out, the next thing will be much more reasonable..."

After the negotiation with Song Zilan, Zichu did not delay and immediately said goodbye in men's clothing. Before leaving, Song Zilan stopped her and asked with a surprised face, "You... Are you really not going back to Song Mansion?

"No, in such a place, to be honest, do you want to go back?"

Song Zilan thought for a moment and immediately lowered her head silently. At night, she carefully put what she was holding in her hand into her sleeve pocket. Gritting his teeth, he went back in a carriage.

In a blink of an eye, three days later. This day was the day of the funeral of the old lady of Song Mansion. Early in the morning, Song Shi'an dressed up and saw that he was filial. He looked very haggard and thin, and even his beard came out, looking like he was too sad.

Seeing this, Zhu Xiaoyan, who tidyed up his clothes, also secretly felt cold. You know, although Song Shi'an has been in the mourning hall every day these days, he has deliberately kept several feet away from his mother's coffin after the incident that day.

And, most importantly, after the grief of the previous two days, he suddenly realized that his mother's death had brought him a devastating disaster! Because, according to the custom of this dynasty, whenever a parent dies, officials must keep filial piety for three years as usual! In three years, he can't eat meat, stay away from women, enjoy himself, and interfere in major events in the court!

What should he do on such a day? Do you really want to stay in such a place by yourself and stay in obscurity for three years? Three years later, maybe the prince will ascend the throne and the world will change hands. How can he continue to be his left prime minister?

After thinking about this level of interests, Song Shi'an began to think, yes, he could not keep filial piety for three years. But what kind of reason should I find so that I don't have to keep filial piety for three years?

He began to meditate and often said such nonsense in his dreams.

However, when he was in front of people during the day, he continued to maintain a sad posture, but he ate less every day. In addition, he deliberately made such a sad appearance, which was just to deceive the world into getting a filial son by using his appearance.

Seeing that her husband's feelings for his biological mother are nothing more than this, Zhu Xiaoyan is even more difficult to imagine. If he knows the truth of what happened that day, will he hang himself up and beat him severely?

In addition, in the panic that day, the two Taoist priests who gave Zhu Xiaoyan bad advice also disappeared inexplicably afterwards. These things were superimposed like a mountain, pressing on Zhu Xiaoyan's heart, which made her really lose a lot of weight.

Because this day is a big day of funeral, the couple's costumes are particularly reduced. Not only did a piece of gold and jade on Zhou's body disappear, but even the pearl flowers on Zhu Xiaoyan's head were replaced with white silk flowers to show condolences.

"Sir, the mourning hall has been arranged, and we are waiting for your order to go to the funeral."

When Song Shi'an heard the words, he waved his hand solemnly. He helped Zhu Xiaoyan to the door with a sad face and saw that the old lady's coffin had been carried out. The mourners filled the whole corridor out of the house. Even when they came over, someone gave way, which barely passed.

Song Shi'an stood in front of everyone and glanced very majestically and sadly. When he was about to order the coffin to be carried out, suddenly, someone rushed in from the door.

"Master, the people of Helian Mansion came to the door. They blocked the door and didn't let us go out, saying that this matter would not be over unless the master gave him an explanation. You see..."

Song Shi'an was furious when he heard this. Did Helian's mansion still have the face to find fault with himself at this time? Is this crazy? It's okay if you don't go to him to settle accounts. Does he really dare to bring someone to provoke trouble?

When he thought that it was Song Zichu, a prodigal daughter, angered her mother to death, and then caused himself to fall into this field, Song Shi'an couldn't stop his anger.

He wanted to grit his teeth and think about it for a moment, so he ordered, "Okay! Since he dares to come, are we still afraid that he will not come? You go back and call people and call out all the family in our house. Anyway, I have to fight today!"

Song Shi'an's words were heroic, but when he went out and heard the words thrown out slowly by Helian Haoran sitting in the carriage, his whole body was like being cast, just stunned there, and some didn't know how to distinguish.

It turned out that Helian Haoran read out a letter that Zichu wrote to him in public. In the letter, Zichu accused Mrs. Song and Song Shi'an's mother and son of harsh treatment of him for many years, and also mentioned the cause of his mother's death, threatening that it must be related to Song's mother and son and Zhu Xiaoyan.

As for the cause of Mrs. Song's death, Zichu also admitted very frankly. After she sent a snow ginseng, the old lady saw things and thought of her daughter-in-law who died early. She was ashamed and afraid, so she let go.