Chapter 32 One thing drops one thing
Xiao Linglong was immediately happy. She rolled her eyes and didn't bother to argue.
"Forget it, I don't think about it first!" Chu Tianya stretched out and rubbed his face hard, "Let's take a step and see it step by step. Let's talk about it when you see the envoy of the State of Jin the day after tomorrow!"
"It's time to eat, young master." Uncle He came in and put a urn of Dongpo meat, a plate of scrambled eggs and two-flavored vegetarian dishes on the table, and said to Xiao Linglong with a smile, "It's time to eat, young lady!"
"Old man, I will really turn against you if you do this again." Xiao Linglong took a look at Uncle He with hatred, got up and walked to the yard, and said, "I've eaten, you can do whatever you want."
Chu Tianya picked up his chopsticks with a smile. Just as he was about to pick up a piece of Dongpo meat, his hand suddenly fixed.
"What's the matter, young master? Isn't this dish unappetizing today? But it's all what you usually like!" Uncle He asked curiously.
"No..." Chu Tianya picked up a piece of Dongpo meat and looked at it in front of him and said, "It seems that the real woman likes pork the most?"
"That's right." He Bo sat down opposite Chu Tianya and said, "The Song Dynasty respects mutton, and pork is worthless. For this reason, Su Dingpo also wrote a poem about eating pork, which was the first practice of Dongpo meat. But the real woman has always liked to eat pork.
Chu Tianya put a piece of meat in his mouth. It was fat but not greasy on the outside and tender on the inside. He Bo's craftsmanship has always been good.
"Why did the young master suddenly ask about this?" He Bo looked at Chu Tianya, and his old eyes were slightly restrained. "I just heard you talk about the envoy of the State of Jin... Do you want to kill people with a knife to deal with Tong Guan?"
Chu Tianya was slightly shocked and then smiled, "Sure enough, you can't hide anything from Uncle He. Yes, I have this idea. But, is there any way to instigate the Jurch to kill Tong Guan?
"How can it be so troublesome!" Uncle He picked up his chopsticks and put two pieces of meat in his mouth and chewed them, and the oil and water overflowed from the corners of his mouth.
"Do you have a way?"
"The simplest and most effective way is--" He Bo grinned, "Kill Tong Guan and plant it to the Jurchens!"
Chu Tianya was secretly surprised: As soon as I had this idea, I was actually broken by He Bo's words! Is this the legendary "heroes have similar opinions"? Or are we all the same insidious and cunning?
"That's a good idea." Xiao Linglong, who stood outside the courtyard to appreciate the osmanthus flowers, took a few steps closer and said, "It's better to use this simplest and most effective method than to do all your brains."
"But who will believe that the envoys of the State of Jin will kill Tong Guan? He has no motivation, nor is it necessary, and he will not make such a big and stupid mistake at this juke!" Chu Tianya said.
Uncle He laughed and said, "Young master, this is not a life lawsuit of Taiping Shidao. You don't have to be serious at all. What you need now is Tong Guan's death. As for how he died and at the hands of whom, it is secondary. Then, we need a real woman to be the murderer, so he must be the murderer! At that time, even if the maiden messenger's whole body is full of mouths, we all know that he is not the murderer, and no one will still pay attention to his grievances, right? - Anyway, it's all the government's errand to trace the motive, reason and method of the messenger's murder, and you still have to worry about them. "Is it?"
"There are many people who are eager for Tong Guan to die. If someone kills him, it is to eliminate harm for the people. No one will pursue it very much." Xiao Linglong said, "The old man was right just now - even if everyone knows that the female messenger will not be the murderer, but we need him to be the murderer, then he must be!"
Chu Tianya was secretly frightened and ashamed: I have an occupational disease attack of the police. I have to ask for a motive and purpose in everything. Layers of reasoning are interlinked, and it requires a reasonable and logical one. The result is to bind my own thinking. The idea of He Bo and Xiao Linglong is to be clumsy and go straight to Huanglong! ...In the past, I always saved people and arrested criminals; now I want to kill and be a criminal. This way of thinking really can't be changed!
"Two wise men." Chu Tianya smiled, "It's really three stinky cobblers, top Zhuge Liang! - If there is no better way, it has to be so!"
"No, Princess Xiao is really smart!" He Bo gave a thumbs up to Xiao Linglong with a smile and said, "I can't see that you are still quite bad, Princess Xiao. You have done a lot of things before, haven't you? Oh, I'm worried about my young master. When he talks about such an feat, he is guilty of a thief. It can be seen that his heart is not as good as you, and his means are not as cruel as you - so how can he control you in the future?
"Three sentences are inseparable from the industry, it's not serious!" Xiao Linglong turned around and left. When she got to the yard, she picked up the bamboo pole and practiced shooting by herself.
"Hey hey, I like this little girl with personality more and more." He Bo whispered, "Young master, have you noticed that her temper has improved a lot now?"
Chu Tianya is working hard to eat and chew meat. He said vaguely, "That's because she asks you for it and dares not offend you, right?"
"It's not all." He Bo said with a smile, "In fact, people like her are very easy to get along with. It's just that it looks a little cold and difficult to approach on the surface, but once she gets close to it, she dares to cut her heart and put a knife into your ribs, which is, and she won't let her eyebrows go!"
"Buncle He, you are really an old man. Your eyes are very accurate. Chu Tianya smiled and said, "Actually, I also found that Xiao Linglong is a typical cold outside and hot inside - how about you look at her shooting skills?"
"Hey hey, young master, you are also inseparable from your own industry!" Uncle He turned his head and said, "I don't know who taught her Yang's gun. She must have taught it in a hurry and not dedicatedly, so she learned less than 20% - let's eat!" I will teach you how to practice boxing after dinner. That girl came to me to learn marksmanship today, but she refused to say anything. She must be worried that as soon as she opens her mouth, I will let her marry you first - I'll see how long she will hold back!"
"He Bo, you are so bad!"
After dinner, the two of them walked out of the inner room to the yard with a tea cup and hiccup. They watched Xiao Linglong practicing guns with great interest.
"Hey, little girl!" Uncle He didn't call her "Princess Xiao" and shouted directly, "We've finished dinner. Why don't you go to wipe the table and wash the dishes?"
Xiao Linglong was practicing and putting herself into it. At this time, she stagnated and pointed the bamboo pole in the air. She turned her head and said, "Me? Wipe the table? Do you still wash the dishes?!"
"Don't want to? Then go back quickly!" Uncle He burped, "The old man is going to teach the young master to practice martial arts. Don't rely on stealing teachers here!"
"You! ..." Xiao Linglong was almost angry.
Chu Tianya smiled and kept winking at Xiao Linglong.
"Good...good! I wipe, I wipe!!" Although Xiao Linglong hated it, she obviously understood the meaning of Chu Tianya, so she threw the bamboo pole and rushed straight into the inner room.
Chu Tianya and Uncle He looked at her angry appearance and thought that he would throw the whole table out together. Unexpectedly, she really rolled up the sleeves and began to collect the tableware and wipe the table!
"Hey hey!" Uncle He smiled proudly and whispered, "Young master, you have to thank the old man!" I'm teaching your future daughter-in-law how to be wise and diligent!"
Chu Tianya smiled and said, "You just have fun. Later, she packed up, but you refused to teach her how to shoot - let's see how she fights with you!"
When the words didn't fall, a scream came from the inner room - "Ah!"
Then there was a bang. Obviously, the bowl fell to the ground and broke.
Chu Tianya raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "If it goes on like this, there is no need to wash the dishes in the future. Buy new ones every day!"
"She is a princess, how can she do such a rough job? But this was her will, and no one forced him. Uncle He smiled and said, "In the future, I will let her wash clothes and cook, plant vegetables and clean up the house!" Hey hey, that old man is free. If you have time, you can go to Tianyuan to listen to the Three Kingdoms!"
Chu Tianya shook his head with a wry smile, "Princess Xiao, what evil are you doing!"
"Ah!"
"Bangdang--"
Another bowl was broken.
Xiao Linglong rushed out of the inner room and said angrily, "This bowl is slippery and dirty. How can I wash it?! - Throw it all away, don't wash it! At worst, I'll buy you a new one!"
"Oh, the young lady really has a good heart with the young master. You can think of it together!" He Bole laughed a few times and suddenly slapped his face, "Why can't you wash your dishes here? Is it just to add trouble? Then you'd better go back early and don't delay our martial arts practice!"
"Okay, okay, I'll wash it! I wash--"
The last word "wash", Xiao Linglong dragged a very long voice, which was simply a scream of grief and indignation.
"He Bo, are you a little bullied?" Chu Tianya smiled and whispered, "It's better to forget it. I think she is quite sincere. You can take her as an apprentice and pass on her shooting!"
"Young master, I have told you before. This set of shooting is extraordinary. It can't be passed on casually. Uncle He no longer hip-hop and said, "It is often said that people are separated from the belly. After all, Xiao Linglong is still a Khitan, and the old man doesn't know her. How can he teach her easily? ... I have my own opinion on this matter, so please don't worry about it."
"Okay!" Chu Tianya smiled and said no more. He said that people like Uncle He are more shrewd and more knowledgeable than me. Let him do it!
"After drinking this cup of tea, we will start to practice boxing."
"All's it!"
The two of them set up in the yard and began to practice boxing. After a long time, Xiao Linglong finally escaped from the kitchen and gritted her teeth and said, "It's so dirty! It's too dirty! Is this kind of work done by people?"
Chu Tianya was practicing boxing vigorously. At this time, she looked sideways and saw that her face was covered with oil and the pot blackness on the stove. She laughed happily, "Princess Xiao, why are you so embarrassed? - Face, face!"
Xiao Linglong hurriedly reached out and wiped her face. When she looked at her hand, she suddenly cried. I immediately ran to the well to get a big basin of water and rubbed it desperately.
"Hey hey, this little girl has been a good girl since she was a child. How can she suffer so much?" He Bo laughed and said, "Whether it's good to accept apprentices or give it to the young master's daughter-in-law, at least you have to grind her indulgence first - young master, do you think it's true or not?"
"It's really a natural thing, one thing falls one thing." Chu Tianya smiled and said, "Princess Xiao, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, has fallen to the end when she meets you!"
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