Chapter 38 I'm a good man
Chu Tianya and Xiao Linglong were chatting when Uncle He suddenly pushed the door and came in. The two of them looked at him sideways, but it was not like the usual look when they joked.
"What's the matter?" Chu Tianya and Xiao Linglong asked curiously.
He Bo put his index finger on his mouth and made a silent gesture, and then pointed to the roof.
Chu Xiao and the two were immediately stunned: No way, there is someone eavesdropping on the roof?!
"I said, girl, you have also practiced martial arts for so many years. You should be smart. Why can't you hear a big mouse coming from home? As Uncle He said, he picked up a peach core on the table and bounced it up.
"Bangdang" tiles were broken. Suddenly, I heard a scream from the roof. Some people rolled a few times on the roof, and then fell heavily into the yard.
Xiao Linglong was stunned, "The old man's hidden weapon is really powerful. No wonder even Ada was almost crippled by you!"
"Hey hey, I hit the big mouse. Let's go and have a look!" Uncle He laughed again.
The three of them quickly walked to the yard and saw a dark shadow rolling around on the ground in the yard, wailing in pain.
He Bo approached with the lantern in his palm, and the three of them gathered together to block the dark shadow in the middle.
"Hey, where did you get this mouse?" He put the lantern on the face of the man close to the ground, but he was a young man about 20 years old, very face-to-face.
"Don't, don't fight, don't fight!" The man curled up on the ground with his hands covering his crotch. The blue and white expression on his face was extremely painful, and the bean-sized beads of sweat rolled down.
Chu Tianya was happy when he saw this scene, "He Bo, you are also so bad!"
Xiao Linglong immediately turned her face and put her fist on her lips to hide it. She couldn't help laughing.
"That can't be blamed on the old man. I didn't hit him right. I can only blame him for his bad luck." Uncle He squatted down and shone the lantern on the man's face and said, "Hey, you look so faceful. Where did you come from? How dare you come here to ask for wildfires? Are you tired of living?
"No, no... I'm not here to ask for wildfires." The man was hit hard in the crotch by He Bo's hidden weapon and fell off the roof. At this time, there was almost only half of his life left. He hummed, "In fact, I'm a good man!"
Chu Tianya was happy as soon as he heard this. Why is he so familiar with it? ...Oh, it seems that there was such a saying in Zhou Xingxing's movie - in fact, I'm an actor!
Xiao Linglong giggled and said, "The good man still climbed to the roof to eavesdrop? You are obviously a thief who steals chickens and dogs through Liang!"
"No, no..." The man covered his crotch in pain. Because there was a woman at the scene, he was very embarrassed, so he had to lie on the ground on all fours, but his buttocks could not be put down and stood up, like an ostrich in the desert burying its head in the sand.
Xiao Linglong couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing, but she was a little embarrassed, so she said, "I went into the room. You can interrogate him!"
"Hey, good man." Chu Tianya also laughed and asked, "What are you doing here?"
"You, you should be Chu Tianya, the official of Chu, who is known as the Taibao of Longcheng, right?" The man lay on the ground, his face close to the ground, and hummed half dead.
"Yes, I am."
"I, I'm here to find you... Ouch, my mother, this is really life-threatening!"
Uncle He laughed and said, "Since you are looking for someone, how can there be no reason to climb the house on the wall without going through the door?" My young master and young lady are making sweet love in the room, but they are going to be taken advantage of by you thieves. Do you think you should fight or not?"
"Sir, what are you talking about!" Xiao Linglong in the room suddenly became anxious, "We... don't have it!"
"I, I... At night, I can't help but climb the wall! It's really a sin. It should be beaten, it should be beaten!" The man snorted sadly.
"I said good man, your professional habits are not very good. You will suffer a big loss this time!" The more Chu Tianya heard it, the more funny it became. He asked the man, "What's your last name? What's the matter with me?"
"That's a long story... Ouch, it hurts me so much. It hurts so much that I don't have the strength to speak!" The man was still lying on his buttocks, inhaling cold air in his mouth.
"Hey hey, can the old man cure your bad problem this time? Let's see if you are used to climbing the wall in the future. He Bo laughed and said, "I don't think you look like a traitor and evil person. Your thin arms and thin legs are thin but strong. A pair of mice' eyes are slippery, and your hands are also very light and agile. Presumably you are good at practicing light kung fu. Usually, you should be used to the business of Liang Shangjun.
"The old man is awesome! The villain's surname is Chen. Because he is usually used to flying eaves and walls, he specializes in doing some business without money. Because of his thin body, he has a nickname called 'Little Flying Mouse'. All the brothers call me Xiaofei. But there are also rules for villains to do business. It's not corrupt officials or big people who are rich and unkind. Don't do it... Oh, it's uncomfortable and painful!!" Xiaofei lay on the ground and hummed.
"Then say less nonsense - just say it directly, what are you doing to me?" Chu Tianya laughed.
"It was my wife who asked me to find the official of Chu and repay her kindness!" Xiaofei said, "The little man dared to enter Taiyuan City when it was dark. He just found out about the official's house. It was the old habit, but he forgot to go through the front door. He didn't carelessly and climbed onto the roof. As soon as it went up, it was knocked down by the old man's hidden weapon... Oh, hey, what kind of hidden weapon is this? It's so sinister and poisonous!"
"Hey hey!" Uncle He laughed so much that he was about to open his teeth and deliberately asked, "Where did you hit?" I have medicine to treat it for you."
"Where else can it be! ...Eggs! This is going to be castored!" Xiao Fei cried hoarsely.
Chu Tianya was about to burst into tears. Xiao Linglong in the room also lay on the table with laughter, buried her face in her arms, and shivered all over.
"Okay, don't laugh, be serious." Chu Tianya finally stopped laughing.
"It's the three of you who have been laughing all the time, and the villain has the heart to cry. Have you ever laughed?" Xiaofei lay on the ground and said sadly.
Chu Tianya smiled and said, "Just now, you said that it was your wife who asked you to come. Who is she? Why don't I remember what kind of village owner's wife I know?
"Do you remember that you rescued a woman named Zhang Yimin in the Fuxing Inn a few days ago?" Xiaofei said, "She is the wife of the owner of my village!"
"What, no?" Chu Tianya and Xiao Linglong were both surprised.
"Not at first, but recently." Xiaofei said, "Originally, her brother and sister were together with several neighbors who came to Taiyuan to do business and wanted to go back to their hometown Lin'an to settle down again. In fact, one of her neighbors is our village owner's eldest brother... The eldest brother has liked Miss Zhang since he was a child. This reunion in a different place made him want to marry her as Mrs. So the eldest brother made a trick to coax the brothers and sisters out of Taiyuan City first, and then invited them to the cottage halfway.
"How can that be!" Chu Tianya suddenly shouted angrily, "What a bullshit man, you are robbing people's women, how dare you come and tell me?"
"The big official is angry, and listen to the villain finish his words... Hey, I can't catch my breath!" Xiaofei wailed pitifully.
"Then sit up and say it." Uncle He picked him up from the ground, put him on the table in the yard like a chicken, and pointed at him with a crutch and said, "Holy reply, don't blackmail a word. Otherwise, the old man will reward you with two more hidden weapons!"
"Don't! ...That's not going to be broken!" Xiaofei wiped a handful of cold sweat and said pitifully with a sad face, "If I had known it would be such bad luck, I wouldn't have come!"
"Stop talking nonsense and talk about business." Chu Tianya said righteously, "Miss Zhang has been tied up by your village owner. How is it now?"
"It's not tied. Please go up the mountain!" Xiaofei's eyebrows curled into eight characters and said, "After leaving the city, our eldest brother showed his identity and explained his intention to Miss Zhang. He would invite their brothers and sisters to go up the mountain and take care of them from now on. Whether they are willing or unwilling, it all depends on the will of their brothers and sisters, and there is no coercion at all. The Zhang brothers and sisters saw my eldest brother's sincerity. In addition, the three are young playmates who are very familiar with each other and have a good relationship, so Miss Zhang agreed to marry my eldest brother! - Really, what the little man said is true! Otherwise, how can the villain make a special trip back to Longcheng to find the official of Chu and thank him for the wife of the owner of my village?
Hearing this, all three of them felt that he didn't seem to be lying.
He Bo nodded and said, "Young master, what he said seems to be reasonable. If Miss Zhang is forced to compromise, they don't have to do anything more and leak it to the young master.
"Yes, yes! At first glance, the old man is the old world. This kind of thing can't be fake!" Xiaofei said in a hurry.
"So, Zhang Yimin has changed into a copycat's wife?" Chu Tianya smiled and said, "Well, it's better than being alone and uncared. In today's chaotic world, it is difficult for good people to be bandits. As long as your eldest brother is sincere to her, there is nothing wrong with her being Mrs. Zhai.
"Our eldest brother is an upright man. He is by no means the kind of Xiao Xiao who bullies men and women!" Xiaofei shouted with a straight face, "In the Hedong area, who doesn't know the name of Xishan Meng Qilang!"
Chu Tianya and He Bo looked at each other and shook their heads confusedly, "I haven't heard of it!"
"Uh! Xiaofei was stunned with embarrassment and said with a wry smile, "Well, in fact, my eldest brother's surname is Meng Yude, and he ranks seventh in the family. Our cottage is called Qingyunzhai, which is one of the 18 good Hanzhai in Xishan.
"The old man in Qingyunzhai has heard of it, but he doesn't know when he changed his surname Meng as the owner of the village?" He Bo said, "The good man of the eighteen villages in Xishan, the monk cave has the greatest power, and half of the cottages are attached to him; the second is Qingyun Village. This fortress used to be a military fort, but later it was abandoned for some reason. Many of them were ganged up with thieves and occupied the mountain as the king. It is said that Qingyunzhai has always been at peace with the monk's cave, and the other half of the cottage has been fighting with the monk's cave all year round. Therefore, the good men of Xishan Eighteen Villages are actually divided into two factions - they are respected by Monk Cave and Qingyun Village respectively.
"The old man is really well-informed. That's right." Xiaofei suddenly respects He Bo and said, "In the past, the owner of Qingyunzhai was indeed not our Meng Qige, but the owner of Longyang. The man was a narrow-minded and insatiable villain. He took his brothers around to rob the house and bully the good people, but he did not dare to fight against the officers and soldiers or the foreign bandits in Beiliao, Xixia. He only knew that he nestled in the cottage and enjoyed his own happiness, but let his brothers fight for him outside. In addition, he is jealous of being a good man, which makes Qingyunzhai worse day by day. Later, Meng Qige killed the guy in anger. Our brothers all obeyed Meng Qige and elected him as the new owner of the village.
"So it is... Well, I know!" Chu Tianya nodded and said, "It sounds like the owner of Mengzhai is a good man. But this is only one side of your words. He has to meet in person every day to believe it.
"The owner of the village said that if it is convenient, he will take his wife to thank the officials of Chu in person! It's just that there seems to be something serious in Taiyuan City recently, so the check-in and out is extremely strict, and the village owner didn't come in person. Xiaofei said and took out a beautiful cloth bag from his arms and handed it to Chu Tianya. He said, "This is the thank-you gift my wife gave to my father-in-law. Please accept it!"
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[Please don't forget to smash the tickets! ^_^]