Chapter 150 I'm angry, and the consequences are very serious

This is a simple and festive wedding.

Although there is no spectacular mansion, there is not even a decent brick house, the bride does not have gorgeous wedding clothes, there is no luxurious gift carts and piles of betrothal gifts on the wedding banquet, and even the woman's relatives and friends are not present, but the people in the mountains are generous enough to be careless. It doesn't matter if they don't have these As long as there is a place to eat and drink, it is still a happy wedding. Moreover, although there is no exquisite food, it is an old saying that the people of Wei Suozhai have been busy hunting and fishing a few days ago since they learned the news. Even if they don't have money to buy a luxury wedding banquet, it is still possible to hold a lively Jianghu gathering to celebrate. They cooked their own game and made their own wine. On this day, all the useful people rushed over to contribute to the wedding. At least 50 people shuttled back and forth in the middle of dozens of thatched huts. Several homemade simple stoves and barbecue grills were set up on the open space in the center of the village, and the smoke from dawn. It hovered until nearly noon.

All ages in the stockade have an excited smile on their faces. The owner of the village, whom they respect the best, is finally getting married. How can they not be unhappy?

At this time, in the center of the village decorated with a red ribbon, the prospective 'groom' and the bride-to-be were closing the door to discuss 'secret matters'.

"Xiaoyun, are you sure your brother-in-law will not arrive until tomorrow at the earliest?"

Sitting on the simple wooden board**, Anjoya, dressed in a red bride, asked Dongfangyun, who knelt behind her to help her remove a lot of big red flower decorations on her hair, while gritting her teeth and rubbing the two red balls on her cheeks with water, which were like the plaster on the white background of the national flag. The blush, damn it. A group of Obasan was dug up before she woke up early in the morning. At that time, she was still in a confused state, so she didn't pay attention to what the group of mothers had done to her. When she was completely awake, she was almost scared to death as soon as she saw her reflection in the water.

I don't know what the group of aunts and aunts who have been married think. She is going to be a bride today. Now the groom and the bride have not burp. Is this a underworld marriage or something? I don't know how much white powder she put on her face, making her face hard, dry and white, and applying two bright blushes about four centimeters in diameter on her cheeks, and even a thick layer of rouge on her lips and turned into a bloody mouth. No wonder she just began to see it. The reflection in the water will think that it has seen a ghost.

"Well, yes," Dongfangyun clumsily inserted a circle of big red flowers in An Qiaoya's coiled hair one by one, but no matter how careful she was, she would still pull out a few pieces of the good hair, which made her frown. "I just received a message from my adoptive brother yesterday. He said I will rush back to the stockade in two days.

"Very good," Anchoa nodded with satisfaction. "In this way, even if he comes here, I have become your wife with you. He absolutely can't force me to marry him."

That's right, this is what she discussed with Dongfang Yun that day. Since she wants to choose a person who represents Wei Suo Village to marry, why can't she pick up Dongfang Yun, who is the owner and daughter of the village, to make a fake marriage to muddle through? At least she doesn't have to worry about losing her, and the marriage of the two women must be invalid. Hey hey, and then when the matter here is over, she can happily run to marry her family Ana. Wow, it's really the best of both things, wow hahaha~

"But..." Dongfang Yun stopped his movements and frowned as if thinking of something. "Joya, are you sure he is..."

"Don't worry, rest assured." Without raising his head, An Qiaoya patted Dongfang Yun's hand on her shoulder like comfortingly. "If he really wants to help your cottage, he will never have any dissatisfaction. You know, he just married me and I can get martial arts, but he didn't say that he would come to marry me. As a cottage owner, I'm not more Does it have a good name?"

"That's right..." But why does she always seem to be a little strange? I always feel that something is inappropriate. Forget it, taking one step is one step, and she doesn't want to think too much. Dongfang Yun shook his head in an attempt to get rid of the hidden uneasiness in her heart.

"Bear by the way, at this point, I still want to confirm with you, Xiaoyun." Angioya suddenly put down the cloth in her hand and turned her head to look at Dongfangyun, who was also dressed in red. Compared with her bride, her 'groom' appearance looked much more normal - at least she was just dressed in red and was not pulled away without being caught painting her face. A woman's heart was extremely unbalanced. Can't it be refreshing to dress up as a woman? Is this for Mao?

"What's the matter?" Dongfang Yun took down all the big red flowers on her head, leaving only one of the most beautiful obliquely inserted on Anjoa's hair. Then she picked up the flowers, got out of bed and sat next to Anjoa.

"Are you sure people here don't know you are a woman?" Lowering his voice, Anchoa asked again.

"Confirm." Dongfangyun nodded affirmatively.

"Well..." Anjoya habitually nibbled his fingernails, "So what about your brother-in-law? Does he know?"

"Ah?!" Dongfang Yun was stunned at first, but then blushed and shook his head gently, with a little more bitterness in his voice. "He has always regarded me as a man, and it is impossible for him to know that I am... my daughter."

"Well~" Angioya's eyes turned twice. "Then don't tell him for the time being, slowly capture his heart, and then wait for him to fall in love with you, and then tell him your real identity, which will definitely make him flattered, hahaha..." With that, he shook two small words evilly. The eyebrows reached out extremely obscenely and raised Dongfang Yun's jaw with one finger, showing a confused expression to her, "Little beauty, mua~"

Dongfangyun was made to laugh and cry by her action, and at the same time, she blushed shyly, so the two women scuffled together, "Stop it..."

"Hahahaha..."

"Xiaoyun, we will be lilies from today, wow kaka~" A woman stepped on the stool with her imageless one foot, put her hands in her waist and laughed wildly (this action can refer to the arrogant expression of the onion head in her waist~)

"What is a lily?" Dongfangyun's first reaction was 'not ashamed to ask'.

(Some young man: Nonsense! In this place, this time and space, if anyone knows what this thing is like Lily, I will give you my last name! Joe: Are you sure? Some young people:... Er... Some Joe: ==)

"Lily is a kind of flower," An Qiaoya explained by shaking her head. "It's just that in our place, we are used to using lilies to describe the love between two women." Seeing that Dongfang Yun still looked like he didn't understand, so An Qiaoya added, "Women like women, two women Live together like a husband and wife for a lifetime. You should understand this, right?

"Wow." Dongfangyun really opened his eyes, and even his mouth opened. He could almost swallow an egg. "Can a woman and a woman be a husband and wife?" This is the first time she has heard this, "Is it the same as our current situation, so we have to pretend to be husband and wife?"

"Well... It's basically understandable, but they are different from us. We are fake lilies. They are real, that is to say, the two women are lovers who really love each other, and we are not. What's more, you are playing the groom now, aren't you?"

"Oh." Dongfang Yun still seems to understand. After all, he grew up in the mountains and has limited access to the world. "It's just that women and women can really be together?"

"Why not? Both men can be together."

Speaking of this sentence, An Qiaoya immediately came up with the picture of two men naked ** a big ** changing various postures for OOXX. Oh ha ha ha, it's really loving and loving~

"Really?!" Dongfangyun, a simple little girl, immediately marveled and curious.

"Of course, I lied to you..." An Qiaoya's words were interrupted by a high eight-degree scream outside immediately after saying it.

"Ah...!"

"Run, run...ah~! Let go of me... Help~ Mother, Dad, save me..." The woman's loud scream came from outside, and the man's vulgar ** evil laughter had been ping-pong like the sound of smashing the field.

The two looked at each other and shouted in their hearts at the same time. An Qiaoya had not recovered. Dongfang Yun had quickly grabbed the double daggers on the table and rushed out.

"Green Forest Bully!"

It was not until Dongfang Yun's angry scream penetrated the door that An Qiaoya suddenly woke up and then hurriedly opened the door and followed out.

As soon as I got out of the door, before I could walk to Dongfang Yun, a sharp and loud voice suddenly shouted, "Who do I think I am? It turned out to be your incompetent little white face marriage."

An Qiaoya looked up and saw a group of about 20 people, all tall and tall men, all dressed in sloppy bandits, with big knives and axes at their waists, and even holding two big hammers in their hands. The hammer weighed at least one or two hundred catties. The leading man wore a black eye mask on his left eye, and a winding scar on his right cheek was from his cheek to the left from his nose to his left. He put a nine-ring machete on his shoulder and stood in front of Dongfang Yun with a big belly. He was the one who just scolded Dongfang Yun's incompetent.

"Green Forest tyrant!" Dongfangyun's eyes could almost spit out fire. She took a few steps in front of An Qiaoya and shouted back loudly, "Don't bully people too much. We have given you. What else do you want?"

"I don't want to do anything. I just made a special trip to see how your incompetent boy married. If you can't get married, Grandpa doesn't mind helping you, hahahaha..."

The green forest bully with a bad smell on his body cracked his yellow teeth. He held a nine-ring machete and deliberately took a few steps forward and said in front of Dongfang Yun, laughing presumptuously. Although An Qiaoya, who was hiding behind Dongfang Yun while he leaned over, had subconsciously held his breath, he was still a step slower, not small. Her heart inhaled a breath of "poison gas", and her stomach rolled violently. If it hadn't been for the early morning, she would have taken out her stomach and poured it out on the spot. Compared with Dongfangyun, who directly faced the 'poison gas' head-on attack, can still move without changing his face. An Qiaoya is almost going to worship her body. This sense of smell is not ordinary dull.

"Marrying a wife and not inviting our brothers, don't you look down on us? Ah?"

Dongfang Yun watched with hatred as they tore open the chicken on the table and chew and drink. If the eyes can kill people, I believe that the big fat man has no bones now.

"Look at this little lady's good-looking. Marry Dongfang Yun, a poor boy, I'll tell you, beauty, maybe the words in his crotch are soft. How can you satisfy the little lady? Hahaha, it's better to let the uncle take it back, follow the uncle and let the uncle and let the uncle I love you so much, don't you think so?" Green Forest Ba turned his head** and shouted loudly to his brothers with a smile.

"Hahahaha..." A group of people below began to coax.

"As long as I take care of my uncle, maybe I can let you enjoy the glory and wealth as my wife... Brothers, don't you think so?"

"Master Ba is right. Don't hesitate, little lady. Why don't you come and serve our Master Ba? From now on, you will be our wife." A little man below laughed and shouted loudly, "Master, you have to be gentle to others tonight."

"Haha, that's, that's, that is, none of the women who have seen your overlord and my ** kung fu are not obedient, little lady, don't you think so?" As he said, he took a few steps forward again, drooling and stretching his fat hand to grab An Joya's face.

The people around them clenched their fists and stared at the group of arrogant robbers, but unfortunately they dared to be angry and dare not say anything, because after all, their old and weak women and children account for the majority. If they really want to fight, it is estimated that the whole village will have to be destroyed by others. This is a risk.

An Qiaoya, who dodged quickly dodge the salted pig's hand and hid behind Dongfang Yun, had a burst of nausea and nausea. She couldn't help spitting on the ground and screamed, "Bah! You disgusting bug, whoever wants to be touched by you will have rotten skin. How dare you ask me to serve you? Go to dream and find a mother bug in your dream to match you! Disgusting pervert! Get out of here and eat shit!" He jumped out of resentment and raised two middle fingers at the Green Forest Bully, one in each hand.

Now she is really angry and lost her mind. Looking at the scattered pots, bowls, chopsticks, tables and chairs, and the poor children hiding behind the adults with a frightened face, An Qiaoya's anger bursts up.

And Lv Linba obviously didn't expect that An Qiaoya would jump out and scold him. After being stunned, he immediately smiled and stared straight at her chest. "Yo, I'm still a hot woman. I like it, hahaha..."

An Qiaoya almost vomited blood when she heard the words and actually wanted to wake up this group of scum. It was her fault that she did not measure her strength. However, she can't stand it!

"Get out of here! I X your mother's! If you like sows, go, you are a scum cockroach, perverted eunuch, disgusting fat one-eyed monster, you have a fatherless dog bastard! I curse you to have a son without an ass | eyes and daughter to grow JJ, I curse you for bald, rotten buttocks, long hemorrhoids and plum | Poisonous JJ rotten eggs, rotten stomach, rotten chest, rotten feet, rotten hands and rotten brain!, I%...¥#&*... (@! #%@%¥#......¥!"

She rolled up her sleeves and put her hands in her waist. An Qiaoya was so angry that her mind was blank. She only knew to spit out all the dirty words she had heard in her life, and every sentence was extremely vicious. This time, not only was the green forest bully scolded, but also Dongfang Yun and other people looked at it. He listened to her swearing in a daze.

This is still the watery little girl they know, who is obviously a super bitch who is scolding the street!

Such an idea arises in everyone's hearts at the same time. It's better not to offend Anjoa easily in the future.