[Small Theater] The supporting roles in the solitaire game are all floating clouds

"The supporting roles in the solitaire game are all floating clouds."

Yao Ling (looking up at the title): By the way, do we have to take such a vulgar and vulgar title? I just want to start the ending game Aru as soon as possible...

Fengchuan: Who wants you to explain what the three customs are! In this way, CJ Xiaopenyu, who didn't know what the three vulgars were, was all taught by you! Also, who asked you to cos Kagura sauce? Throw the word at the end of the sentence into the pot and cut it into small pieces!

(Yao Ling Fengchuan stood under the stage and looked at Hua Shenshen, Yan Qingdu, Huamei, Mu Husha and He Xichao standing in a row on the stage.)

Yao Ling: Deceptive, deceptive! Why are all the characters participating in the game on the stage now! What about the protagonist? Where did the protagonist go? Even Xiao Fengchuan and I are only responsible for complaining and game commentary under the stage. How can anyone watch this kind of small theater?

Hua Shenshen (squinting): Who do you think is the condom? Say it again? Kill you, Yao Dementia!

Yao Ling (she danced with two swords but was hugged by Fengchuan): The queen, if it hadn't been for the concubine's female orangutan who locked herself in a small dark room and wrote tens of thousands of words, she wouldn't have written you as the focus of the small theater if she was dizzy during the day or at night! The title can be directly changed to the protagonist and supporting role, you bastard!

Unknown passers-by (walking to the stage, holding a microphone in their hands): Please be quiet. Let me read the rules of the game for you, and the solitaire game will start immediately...

Yao Ling (snoring): Who are you, passers-by? Now the situation is messy enough. Do passers-by who have never appeared want to run out and grab the camera?

Unknown passers-by: Calm down~~ How can you sniff as a heroine? Even if it's not the text now, you don't have to be so imageless. Uh-huh, in a word, I'm not a passer-by who has never appeared before. I'm the most familiar to everyone. The fish fairy with the fish head, the crab pliers on the head of the legs. The previous disguise was just to paralyze the enemy. Now what everyone sees is the most real me...

Yao Ling (continue to pick your nose): Are you a stupid salted fish? How did it become a human image? Or is it a passerby with no characteristics at all? This is not a change of image at all, it's just a change of person!

Unknown passer-by: It's not a stupid salted fish, it's a fish fairy! I have already identified my identity. Why hasn't my name been changed? Pay attention to the typing person sitting in front of the computer!

Stupid salted fish:......

Concubine: Is this okay?

Stupid salted fish: It's not stupid salted fish, it's a fish fairy!

Fish Fairy (finally changed, wipe sweat): Then I will start to read the rules of the game for everyone. The first sentence of the game starts with me, then starts with Miss Huashen on my right hand, from left to right, and then from right to left. The golden conch should be passed at the same time as the solitaire. This conch has been added in advance. The golden light flashes to indicate waiting, the white light flashes to indicate the beginning, and the light suddenly lights up and makes a 'drip' sound will explode...

Yao Ling: Wait, why does it explode? Why is there such a dangerous setting at the beginning?

Fish Fairy: If it can't be picked up within the specified time, the conch will explode in the hand, and the contestants will be eliminated at the same time. Replace a protagonist on the stage. After five conch explosions, the player left on the stage is the winner, and the game is over.

Yao Ling: Then why start with the lineup of all supporting roles? Obviously, the female monkey of the concubine is biased, so that the supporting role is bombed first!

Concubine: Give me another nickname and kill you.

Fish Fairy: So, I announce the official opening of the game--

Yao Ling: Wait a minute! First of all, I want to ask, what are the rewards and punishments for winning or losing?

Fish Fairy: Only the last character on the stage is eligible to participate in the next story of the text. Those who are bombed or do not participate in the game can only sit on the cold bench. Above——

Yao Ling (helping the forehead): Concubine, do you dare to do more nonsense! Use this kind of idiot game to decide the appearance of the next story. In case no protagonist wins the collapse of the supporting role, you will be responsible for it!

Concubine Yu (face paralysis): It's not that there has never been a situation where the supporting role of the protagonist disappears... This game should be the true portrayal of the main text of Qingqingyao. Pick my thorn again and kill you.

Farling:......

Fish Fairy: OK, then, gamestart!!

(The sound of gongs)

Yao Ling: Wait! How can it start so soon? I haven't selected the most powerful player in the leading team yet! Don't start yet, fish fairy... stupid salted fish!

Fish Fairy: You have already called it right. Why do you go back by mistake? Never mind, let's start the game!

Hua Shenshen (Is this the beginning? Fortunately, I reacted quickly): Well... Octopus barbecue and so on are not bad!

Yan Qingdu (clumsy): wrong, wrong, wrong...

Yao Ling: Who let you read Song Ci? Hey!

Hua Mei: Wrong... The wrong thing is that six brothers were written at the beginning of the story!

Concubine: Pick my thorn again and kill you.

Mu Husha: I'm a fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit, fruit...

He Xichao: Fruit yogurt or something, or Meng [Bie--] is better than Yi [Bie--].

Yao Ling: Wait, what kind of rice is that? Why is the beep blocked? Isn't it allowed to insert advertisements? And only one word is blocked? You can still guess the brand by looking at just one word!

Hua Shenshen: No one can compare with Concubine Yu.

Yan Qingdu: Once upon a time, there was a prostitute who was called Renren...

(bang! The conch bomb exploded gorgeously. The first one to be bombed was Yan Qingdu, who completely ignored the basic rules of the game. It is destined to be a trap forever.)

Fish Fairy: Uh-huh, anyway, at the beginning of the second round of the game, the protagonist team replaced Yan Qing with--

(The alcoholic green jade case takes a cat step to the stage)

Yao Ling: Are you kidding! It's actually Sister Qingyu! She is the coldest one in the protagonist with the few lines except for Yan Qingdu. If she goes up, she will be the first to be blown up! Moreover, the scene just now splashed alcohol on me because I was too surprised, and I went on stage without even changing my clothes!

Lord Fish Fairy: Everything is arranged by the boss of Concubine...

Yao Ling: What about having fun? I'm the first heroine, and I decided to send Xiao Fengchuan on the stage... What about Xiao Fengchuan?

(I don't know when Xiao Fengchuan disappeared from Yao Ling...)

Concubine: I'm sorry, it says that I forgot him. Let's change him to the next round.

Yao Ling: Even this can be forgotten! Which world will have a brain-damaged author who pulls out the first hero and shakes a line like this!

Concubine: If you waste my words, I will forget you immediately.

Farling:......

Fish Fairy: OK, the second round of the game begins. The new rules will be announced before the game starts. Next, you can't insert advertisements in your lines. Just now, an audience complained by text message. The organizer said that there was a lot of pressure and could only deal with it with [beep...]. Thank you for your cooperation.

Hua Shenshen: You can't say the name of the food. If you listen too much, you will be hungry.

Qingyu Case: Are you hungry? Are you hungry? Eat it, eat it! Are you hungry? Eat it, eat it! Slingers [Bing--]!

(bang! It exploded again, and the Qingyu case was blown down.)

Yao Ling: It's impossible! Such a line that doesn't match the image of the character! The first beauty Qingyu case was actually blown up to ashes! The image is completely broken! Moreover, the sound of blocking the advertisement is half a beat slower!

Fish Fairy: I just said that you can't insert advertisements. If you insert it strongly, you will be killed.

Yao Ling: ... This is the charm of the novel.

Concubine (rave your hand): Pause for a moment. It's time for me to go to dinner. Please finish the game quickly, host.

Fish Fairy: OK, the third round of the game begins. In order to speed up the progress of the game, the organizer decided to use two conch bombs to pass from the left and right ends to the other side at the same time! Well, Xiao Fengchuan replaced the Qingyu case. The game begins!

Hua Shenshen: I will never lose!

Xiao Fengchuan (it's actually another tone word, a sinister trick): Ah? Ah... Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

Yao Ling: It's actually a divine song. Okay, that's it! Even the last word can't be identified. Ume will definitely be blown up!

(bangbang! Two bombs, one blew up the plum and the other blew up Mu Husha. As for why Mu Husha was bombed, it was just because a bomb was destined to be blown up here in Humei, so Mu Husha crossed Humei and threw the bomb to Xiao Fengchuan - and was kicked back by him unscrupulously...)

Concubine: The game continues.

Yao Ling: Huh? Xiao Fengchuan's obvious foul behavior just now? Didn't you see it? Don't tell me you didn't see it!

Concubine: I'm the referee.

Yao Ling: Black whistle, this is obviously a black whistle!

Fish Fairy: All right, the fourth round of the game begins! First of all, let's sort out the players left on the stage. From the left, it is Hua Shenshen, Xiao Fengchuan, Yao Ling who replaced Hua Mei on the stage, Xia Gulin, who replaced Mu Husha on the stage, and He Xichao's senior. Game-start!!

(gong sound)

Hua Shenshen: Every time I start, there is no pressure at all. It seems that I will appear in the next story.

Xiao Fengchuan (it's another tyllog, it's intentional):--l-a-la!

Yao Ling (Pinyin, actually use Pinyin to get a dragon, it's really strong): I only love beef kimchi udon noodles!

Xia Gulin: In the face of a strong enemy, there is no second choice except to fight to the end!

He Xichao (Do you think you can beat my old man by speaking so seriously): Tut - the beginning of the tone is the king's way!

Fish Fairy: Now the game has reached the white-hot stage! The players in the fourth round are all strong, and their lips are full of saliva! Two bombs are transmitted at the same time, and my broadcast can't keep up with the progress! Oh, my God, what happened? Two bombs actually passed into Xiao Fengchuan's hands at the same time! What is the ending word from both sides just now? I didn't hear it clearly, I didn't hear it clearly!

(Xiao Fengchuan held the bomb with a confused face. What is he doing? Don't you have to wait to be blown down by a bomb? Impossible! Xiao Fengchuan, the strongest man, will never give up easily even in the face of difficulties!)

(Drip-Drip-)

Fish Fairy: What kind of sound is this? Is it the alarm that the bomb is about to explode? The protagonist players can only be in a hurry. It is also a foul to remind Xiao Fengchuan, and it is also a foul to say one more word! Is the tragedy going to happen like this? Is our most popular hero going to be blown up like this and not appear in the next N-thousand-word plot?

Xiao Fengchuan (looking up at the audience, the evil smile): The laptop is not enough, and it will automatically shut down. Please save your documents in time...

(The scene was suddenly dark)

Fish Fairy: Huh? What's going on? Why is the screen black? Can't see anything? By the way, does the boss of Yufei make a low-level mistake of automatic shutdown without power when writing with a notebook? Our game is not over yet. Please plug in the power and restart the computer to continue writing!

Concubine: It's time to eat. Oh, I was so hungry that I said... I didn't have time to continue the game. Standby. ( It turns out that the laptop is out of power at all, you bastard!) In the next story, I will decide to play the few people who just stayed on the stage. In July, I will present you the new battle plan of Hua Shenshen's mistress! In the hot season of July, please continue to support the summer vacation like ice cream~~bow~~