Chapter 3 Old Lady's Birthday Banquet 2
According to the "Law of Time Travel": If you are singing or painting or reciting poems, if everything highlights you, there will definitely be such a elegant teenager, holding a fan and standing in front of you against the light. Then, when you looked up at him, that touch of amorous feelings completely stunned him. Of course, as a handsome man, his psychological quality is still very good. Soon, he calmed down and looked at you without blinking, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and a warm voice like spring lingered around your ears:
"I'm really sorry for the abrupt beauty. May I ask, which lady are you from?
Next, according to the plot of "The Law of Time Travel", as a heroine, I will compete with handsome men in the following two forms:
Category: "Little White Flower"
Must-have: silk
Scenario: I devoted myself to singing. I didn't expect such a handsome man to stand in front of me, and asked me my name so gently. Oh, my God, I'm going to faint.
For the reservedness of "Little White Flower" and not to discredit the predecessors of the time travelers, I have decided!
Thirty-six plans are the top plan!
Do what you say!
According to the "Law of Crossing", the little white flower has to run shyly to have a sense of beauty. Therefore, with a blush, I covered my face with my hand, took a "lady" small step, and ran away in a hurry.
On the way, a breeze blew, which happened to blow off the silk handkerchief hanging around his waist, and even more precisely fell to the hand of the handsome man.
The handsome man looked at me to an invisible corner with obsessive eyes. I carefully shook off the silk handkerchief I accidentally left behind. And my boudoir is engraved in the lower right corner of the silk handkerchief.
When he got the silk handkerchief, my Yiyi's happy smile kept appearing in his mind.
It was exactly in response to that sentence: "I will never regret that my clothes are getting wider and wider, and I will be haggard for Yi"!
In order not to lose weight, keep a good figure to attract other good women. He decided to give me the status of a concubine.
After he told the "good news", he swayed his fan and waited for my happy response with a spring breeze on his face.
However, as I am familiar with the "law of crossing", I remember the first statement warned by my predecessors from the inside to the outside: "Xiao San" is shameful!
The second statement is: "Xiao San" is cannon fodder!
Well, in order not to be ashamed, in order not to be cannon fodder. I use the ultimate trick of "Little White Flower"!
Cry!
Obviously, crying is also a technical job. It can't be too long. If you want to cry out of beauty, you also need to know how to stop.
If you cry beautifully, you can't arouse the love of the handsome man, and naturally you can't achieve the result you want; if you cry for too long, if the handsome man is annoyed and runs away, won't I be a big loss?!
So, when my rainy face was raised and looked at him silently, his heart was broken (if it is not broken, he will be broken by my golden finger...)
At that time, I seized the opportunity to lean beside him and make up a story, gently expressing my oath in front of Buddha that I would never be a concubine in this life. Ask him to forgive me for not being with him. And ask him not to come to me again. If I am forced to be his concubine, he can only get a cold body! Then he pushed him away cruelly, took small steps, and ran away from his arms!
How can a handsome man give up on me? The follow-up is a story of a handsome man fighting wits and courage with his family in order to get me.
And the final result is that the two of us get what we want and be happy together!
Category: "Royal Sister" is also known as "Sister Calm"
Essentials:..... No (nonsense, they are all " calm sister". What other props do they need? They rely on temperament and temperament, do you understand?)
Scenario: I looked at him faintly. Under his hot eyes, I got up very indifferently, patted my clothes as if no one was around, and then made a standard blessing to him, and said lightly:
"I'm the maid in this house!"
Without saying a word, and without giving the handsome man time to react, Pingting shook off her steps and walked away from him, leaving only a trace of fragrance.
The handsome man returned to the banquet in despair. After the banquet and returning to his house, he has been secretly inquiring about my whereabouts. Hard work pays off, and he inquired about my existence.
Of course, as a young master of a house, his family will certainly not let him marry a slave, and at most give you the status of a concubine.
However, as a traveler, how can I be a concubine? Therefore, I calmly said "NO!" to him, and solemnly made it clear that I was only his wife. If he forced me to be a concubine, then all he could get was a cold corpse!
Well, how can a handsome man make me lose my life? In order to win my smile, he was even willing to go to the knife mountain and put it into the oil pan. Not to mention that I have revealed my willingness to be his wife. As long as he can change my position from concubine to wife.
Therefore, he used his energy to breastfeed, exhaust all kinds of difficulties, and worked hard to marry "me" home.
And, I lived a beautiful and happy life with him~
Look, the above situation is so beautiful, and I can forgive the excitement of seeing this pair of blue exquisite boots. After all, that's how time-travel novels are written.
However, I also forgot one sentence: imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel...
Obviously, this sentence applies to me very much.
When I slowly raised my head and was extremely confused about what type to use to trap the future "golden son-in-law", a familiar tone that went deep into my ears...
"Yes, young master, I want to attend the banquet!"
Bum!
click~
In that moment, my heart was broken...
I admit that I really want to smoke him more and more.
At least there is a trace of clarity in my heart, and I still remember the fact that he is my young master. Otherwise, I would have rushed to punch him.
This evil ancient times! This stupid who has been stabbed by a thousand times! I keep howling in my heart~
With a sound, I suppressed the fire pressure in my heart, raised my head and gritted my teeth and said:
"You just..."
Well, I can't open my mouth any more. Because I was stunned by the daze in front of me!
A precious blue robe sets off his warm and slightly thin face, emitting charming charm under the sunlight. Although his face is still dull and his eyes are still dull, his appearance still stunned me.
People rely on clothes, which is really good. I muttered to myself in my heart.
After calming down his ups and downs, he asked Dumb again what he just said.
"Yes, I want to attend the old lady's birthday banquet!"
I didn't pay attention to the difference between Ah Dai's sentence and the past, but I was curious about how the old lady suddenly remembered Ah Dai, who had forgotten for three years. After thinking for a long time, I still had no clue, so I had to cover up the water. Then I put the problem aside, cleaned up the yard, looked at the meal point, hurried to the kitchen, and began my "chef" life.
Serving Dumb, dragging a tired body back to the bedroom to greet me is indeed a "surprise".
Well, it's really a surprise, which makes me can't help but compare my middle finger to God:
"SHIT!"