Chapter 12 Trick

Life is not as good as ten*.

It's like now, my hungry chest is close to my back, and I can't eat it. Do you know how I'm feeling at this moment?

I really want to take Harry Potter's magic wand and turn this annoying Mother Jiang into a stone statue, so that she won't dictate anything about my affairs.

Obviously, this is impossible.

But that's how I became more and more irritable.

I finally got rid of Xiaoguo and wanted to come back and have a good rest, but I didn't expect Mother Jiang to sit upright in my room.

Well, just stay. I won't say anything. Just give me a mouthful of hot rice and a mouthful of hot soup to warm my stomach.

But M Mother Jiang will deprive me of this small request. I'm almost crazy.

Especially as soon as she changed her previous silent image, she kept saying and explaining in front of me.

For example:

"You can't drink soup before eating, which is something you must keep in mind when eating as a lady."

"Your posture of scooping soup is also wrong. When scooping soup, the spoon can't touch the bowl, which is very impolite to be seen by others."

"When eating, don't look around, and don't look at the food next to you."

"The sitting posture is not right, straighten your chest and tighten your head. Don't look loose, it's too unspirited!"

......

I feel like I'm getting closer and closer to madness.

Really, I never thought that there would be so many moths in a meal.

This is nothing. The current situation is that I wrote a report hastily under unknown circumstances and picked it up after being seen by my superiors. Then the superiors gave an all-round ruthless spur of my draft with sharp and vicious words with a "you are hopeless" posture.

Anyway, what Mother Jiang said was useless, and she couldn't help shaking her head, as if I had no way to save Daluo Jinxian.

In fact, I really hope that she feels that I am hopeless. It's better to sentence me to death quickly and stay away from me. Otherwise, I will really become Pengcheng's first stunned man who obviously has food and starved to death.

Is there anyone more tragic than me?

I looked at the delicious food in front of me with a depressed expression, and my eyes were dim. The depression in the heart is not something that ordinary people can understand.

Obviously, I'm not the only one feeling depressed. Equally depressed, there are also saying that my mouth is dry and my tongue is dry, but I don't hear it at all. I still look at the dishes on the table, looking like I haven't eaten for several lifetimes. Suddenly, Mother Jiang had a feeling of playing the piano to the cow.

But what can I do? I don't understand the aristocratic etiquette of such a master. It's okay if you don't understand. Just learn slowly. As long as the other party is willing to learn, she will definitely teach each other. Anyway, I am also her master. After teaching, M Mother Jiang also has face.

The problem is that I'm just a elm. Mother Jiang has been talking for so long and teaching for a long time, but I was so impatient that I almost looked at the delicious food in front of me, but I turned a blind eye to what she taught.

Is there anything more annoying than this?

She still can't figure it out. It's a miracle that such a stupid bun can even get into the princess's eyes.

Is it possible that the princess prefers to be stupid and simple people like me recently?

M Mother Jiang looked at me with suspicious eyes. Then he shook his head.

What about him? Anyway, I have been caught in the eyes of the princess. Under the princess's blessing, isn't she still looking at Yunjuan Yunshu?

Mother Jiang believes that as long as she takes me well, her happy life is not far away.

Thinking of this, Mother Jiang suddenly seemed to get a bowl of steaming ginger soup after the cold wind in winter, and the pores all over her body vented a comfortable breath.

With it, my eyes have become much softer.

Yu Guang caught a glimpse of Mother Jiang's strange soft eyes, and I was shocked.

What's wrong with this old witch? Previously, there was a disgusting expression of "dead wood can't be carved", but why is it so soft now?

It's really strange.

For a moment, I didn't focus on the delicious food and secretly thought about what Mother Jiang was thinking.

In the room, I fell into a short strange atmosphere.

When Xiaoguo looked down and looked at the posture that was about to cry, he opened the curtain and paused and didn't dare to step forward.

What's going on?

Xiaoguo blinked his eyes, which was a little unclear.

I lay on the table and looked at the delicious food on a table, but my eyes did not fall on it. Obviously, I was wandering too empty; the other one, Mummy Jiang, shrouded me with kind and soft eyes, and looked very satisfied.

However, it didn't take long for Xiaoguo to wonder that I found her arrival. Seeing the crying posture on her face, I became a little more energetic from the depressed appearance. The pupils that were not scattered at the landing site were slightly restrained, raised my head and said feebly:

"Little fruit..."

Before I finished speaking, Xiaoguo immediately recovered from her suspicious posture, rushed over the expressionless Mother Jiang's arms and cried again.

I couldn't help rolling my eyes. The scalp is a little numb.

What is this? Obviously, I am the master. How can I comfort my subordinates in the end?

Is my master really a failure?

However, I can't let Xiaoguo cry. If I continue to cry like this, I really have to change my clothes.

A trace of helplessness flashed in my eyes. I raised my hand to prepare to comfort the unlucky child. By the way, I acted as a bosom sister to listen to what had happened to her and vent her emotions.

When she was thinking about saying something, Mother Jiang made a sound and said in a mistress's tone:

"You girl, you are so presumptuous!"

Xiaoguo was shocked, raised his head lying in my arms, and looked timidly at Mother Jiang with a serious face and fierce eyes. For a moment, there were some signs, and there were big tears on her face. She looked very silly and cute.

But I don't have the heart to care whether Xiaoguo is cute or not. What makes me feel depressed is that I didn't speak. Why did Mother Jiang, who had just met, scold my personal maid in front of me?

You don't care about me too much. Does she think she is the one sent by the princess, so I dare not do anything to her?

I frowned slightly and was a little dissatisfied with Mother Jiang's replacement. But he didn't say much, just quietly waiting for Mother Jiang's next words to see what this Mother Jiang would do.

At this time, Mother Jiang did not notice my small change and said:

"A close maid of the princess, do you know what mistakes you have made?"

Xiao Guo shook his head blankly.

Mama Jiang didn't look at Xiaoguo and said rigidly:

"First, the maid should follow the master closely and not leave. But you didn't stay with the princess at all. This is your first mistake!"

"Second, as a maid, no big or small, you can break in directly without even saying good to her. Who taught you this rule?"

As soon as the words fell, Xiaoguo's face turned white, and his eyes were shining. He raised his head and looked at me like this, which was very pitiful.

I hardened my heart and didn't pay attention to her appearance. I said to myself: Xiaoguo, Xiaoguo, I can't help it. I'll compensate you after I explore this Mother Jiang.

Then I looked at her blankly and whispered:

"Xiaoguo, what's wrong with you?"

M Mother Jiang snorted softly and looked coldly at the little fruit lying beside me.

Under her gaze, Xiaoguo moved back timidly, lowered his head, and rubbed his eyes with his hands.

M Mother Jiang withdrew her eyes and continued:

"Third, I rushed to the princess and cried, wet the princess's clothes, and made the princess untidy. This is your third mistake."

"Fourth..."

"I'm hungry!"

I didn't wait for Mami Jiang to finish speaking, and I interrupted her words, and my expression was a little cold.

Mother Jiang was a little unrevable and raised her voice:

"Princess, if this kind of unruly slave is not handled properly, it will mess up the discipline of the yard!"

"I'm hungry!"

I didn't mean to continue to quarrel with Mother Jiang. I also touched her psychology, that is, she came to a new place and wanted to stand in power.

Do you really think I'm the dull county director with no temper?

A trace of sarcasm flashed in my eyes, and then I restrained my eyebrows and sat quietly.

Mother Jiang's face was surprised. She really didn't expect that the dull princess would come up for this maid, but when she thought that this maid had been with me for so long, she would definitely have feelings. She also thought that she could slowly clean it up in the future, and now she was not in a hurry, so she smiled and said:

"The old man has surpassed it."

Then he winced at Xiaoguo, who raised his head, indicating that he served me for dinner.

Xiaoguo's body trembled, bit his lips, looked at me, and then got up to serve me.