Chapter 11 She Bit Me
Chapter 11 She Bit Me
Zhang Haotian caused trouble. He didn't want to fight with people at all, and he was forced to fight back. The rabbit was anxious and bit people, let alone a bloody young man.
The people downstairs were all shocked, the music stopped, the red light no longer flashed, the lights turned on, and the whole hall was snowy.
The manager of the nightclub came out of the office. He was well-dressed and had a moustache. The moustache asked, "What's going on?" Who is messing around the scene?"
Zhang Haotian was very scared. He walked downstairs step by step and raised his hand like a student who was being criticized: "Report, it's me!"
At first glance, the moustache was a student, and the fetal hair did not grow. He almost laughed, but he was still so solemn: "Damn it, who pulled a hairy child in? I don't know if the nightclub doesn't allow minors to come in? Who is it? Stand up for me!"
At this time, Li Qiang next to him ran out and held the little girl named Ye Zi in his arms. At a glance, he knew that Zhang Haotian had caused trouble. He said to himself, you bastard, you are always causing trouble for me. Did you drink too much fake milk powder? I don't want to see whose place this is.
Li Qiang smiled and quickly apologized: "Brother Wu, Brother Wu, I'm sorry, he is my younger brother, my own brother. For my face, forget it."
Like his grandson, Li Qiang quickly apologized, took out Greater China from his pocket, and respectfully handed a mustache.
The mustache looked at Li Qiang and frowned: "Li Qiang, why are you? Did you pull this child in?
Li Qiang said, "Yes, yes, the child is ignorant. Fifth brother, take care of it. I will pay for the broken things, and I will also pay for the medical expenses of the brother who was beaten. Please raise your hand."
The beard looked at Li Qiang and took the cigarette. He didn't seem to be very angry. Li Qiang took out the lighter, respectfully lit the little beard, and wink at the angel Zhang Hao: "You boy, why don't you come over and apologize to the fifth brother?"
Zhang Haotian didn't move, and it's not my fault. It's because of the fang-toothed girl. Why did she bite me for no reason? If I hadn't reacted quickly, she would have bit my brother. It's simply a psychopath.
The mustache glanced at Zhang Haotian and asked, "What's going on?"
Zhang Haotian said, "The bang-tooth girl upstairs, she...bited me?"
The little beard was stunned: "Bite you, why did I bite you? Where did I bite you?"
Zhang Haotian said, "She bit my face, bit my MM, and wanted to bite my DD, so I kicked her."
In a word, with a bang, all the onlookers laughed. Obviously, the young lady in the nightclub flirted with the little chu man, and he was not happy, and then began to resist.
But this boy is not big, his fetal hair is not the same, and his milk is not dry. How did he kick his bald head out of the window?
The moustache said to Li Qiang, "Li Qiang, for your sake today, forget about this matter. You pay for the broken things, pay for the bald-headed medical expenses, and go back and discipline your little brother well and let him know some rules!"
After saying that, the moustache walked into the manager's office. The music downstairs sounded, and the dancing and drinking continued.
Li Qiang wiped his sweat and was so close that he was almost beaten. I am also the number one person. I didn't expect that I would pretend to be a grandson for others for my brother-in-law.
Li Qiang's nose was crooked. He went up and grabbed Zhang Haotian: "Ok, boy, it's good to reach out. I can't believe that you are as quiet as a virgin and move like a crazy rabbit. What's going on? Why do you kick them? You're fucking crazy, aren't you?"
Zhang Haotian was unconvinced: "Who let him hit me with a wine bottle?" Who let that bang-toothed girl bite me? I'm in self-defense.
"What's your self-defense? Do you know whose scene this is? You can make trouble. If I weren't here today, you wouldn't be able to get out at all. If they don't beat your personality, you can't take care of yourself.
Zhang Haotian is too lazy to talk to Li Qiang. You pulled me here. Do you think I'm willing to come in? What kind of shit nightclub? Open your mouth and bite people, thinking that you are a dog?
Zhang Hao hummed out of the door of the nightclub and kept walking. Li Qiang chased after him and grabbed him: "Tell me, what is that tuck-toothed girl doing to pull you up?"
Zhang Haotian said, "How do I know what she does?" I wonder if she didn't eat and was hungry. She took my head like pig's head and nibbled at it when she met.
Li Qiang covered his stomach and smiled and scolded, "You stupid, that girl is interested in you. She wants to pick you up, but she doesn't understand?"
Zhang Haotian scratched his head and said, "Pak me? I don't know her well. Why did you pick me up? As for her pair of fangs, what she knew was a little girl. What she didn't know, she thought it was a white-haired mouse spirit, which scared me to death.
Li Qiang is completely helpless. This fool doesn't know anything. I'm really speechless about this kind of rotten talent.
Li Qiang asked helplessly, "Do you know how to write Haotian's Hao character?"
Zhang Haotian said, "I know, isn't it just the day above and the sky below?"
Li Qiang said angrily, "You boy have the ability to do it every day. Why don't you pick up girls? If your younger brother grows on you, it is a waste of national resources. Is it Yang Wei?" After saying that, he didn't look back and got into the taxi in front of him and left.
Zhang Haotian scratched his head and stood on the ground for a long time. Is this the legendary flirtation? Does that fang-toothed girl want to flirt with me?
What do you care? I don't have money, and flirting is bullshit. I don't like big fangs. Zhang Haotian likes girls like her sister Xiaowen. She is gentle, beautiful, cute and kind.
Zhang Haotian's dream lover is a fairy with long hair and a shawl. He believes that one day he will wear a golden robe and step on the colorful clouds to marry her. He hopes that the end of the story is to see the girl in person, not her mount.
At present, it's half past ten, it's still early, and I feel uncomfortable in my stomach. At this time, I remembered that I was a little anxious to pee and went around a few times to find the bathroom, so I couldn't wait to release the pressure of **. I guess I would pee my pants directly in a few seconds later.
At the moment of soaring, Zhang Haotian took a deep breath, and the comfortable feeling really couldn't be expressed in words. He habitually shrugged his body and hid this shady thing in his underwear.
Why don't you go to Sun Yong and Wang Kai to play for a while? Zhang Haotian's two best friends, one is Sun Yong and the other is Wang Kai. His classmates in primary school are very good friends until junior high school.
Because both of them are birds and like to make trouble, they have been studying early. Sun Yong's home has opened a new billiards hall. In the evening, he watches the field at home. Haotian and Wang Kai go there to play twice every night after self-study.
So Zhang Haotian tightened his belt and walked into Sun Yong's billiards hall.
A few years ago, Zhang Haotian transferred to another school. When he saw Sun Yong for the first time, he sighed: Why didn't this kind of person die? He even came out all over the street to scare people. His head looked like watermelon, his nose looked like a green onion, and his mouth was like a rotten persimmon. He opened his mouth and smiled, and his mouth was full of yellow teeth, as if he hadn't had it for three years. Brushed broken casserole.
In addition, his chassis is too low, lower than that of Pan Changjiang. I really suspect that when his mother gave birth to him, she threw him away and raised the placenta. I don't know how his mother gave birth to him. It's really embarrassing for the old man.
Just like a bird, he got up and looked in the mirror every day and licked his face and said, "Ah, I'm handsome again today. Do you want to go out? What if there is a traffic jam?
If Sun Yong's appearance should be thrown into the garbage station, then Wang Kai's appearance should be thrown directly into outer space.
His appearance is even more flattering. As soon as he went out, thousands of mountains and birds flew away, and thousands of people disappeared. Standing on the ground, no matter from which direction, there are three bends. Like a beautiful monkey king, give him a stick, and he can go to the west to get the scriptures.
When I walked into the billiard hall, it was empty and the business was not very good. There were only two people, one was Sun Yong and the other was Wang Kai. There were four balls on the table. The two birds played for half an hour and did not pick a shot.
Without saying a word, Zhang Haotian grabbed the billiard cue in Sun Yong's hand and crackled a few times. All three balls were picked into the bag. The accuracy was high.
Sun Yong and Wang Kai were very surprised and held out their thumbs together: "Cow 13, the little cow goes down the mountain - Cow 13 is facing the sky."