Chapter 17 Carla is a dog
Chapter 17 Kara is a dog
In fact, the current society is so open, who can't kiss? Even the puppy next door can do it. This kind of thing that even animals can do, it doesn't need to be taught at all.
Zhang Haotian said, "I haven't kissed anyone. I just saw it on TV. I think it's fun. I'll try it with you. In fact, I don't want to kiss you."
"Ah?" Yuan Ziqi was almost confused and scolded, "You bastard, you don't want to kiss me. Why did you kiss me again?" Do you want to be irresponsible? Do you know how important a first kiss is to a girl?
Zhang Haotian said, "Isn't it just a kiss? In fact, there is no first kiss between the boy and the girl. The girl's first kiss is either given to her mother or father, and the boy's first kiss is either given to the pacifier or to the cigarette. To be honest, I don't feel anything. Do you feel it?
Yuan Ziqi thought for a moment and shook her head: "I really don't feel anything. I just feel that my heart beats faster, touches, and a little dizzy. This feeling is so wonderful."
Zhang Haotian smiled and said, "In fact, you usually can't kiss for the first time. Do you want to do it again?"
Yuan Ziqi smiled and said, "I want to."
The two lowered their heads and put their mouths together. They also learned to eat lollipops.
Zhang Haotian just felt curious. At that time, he had not learned to fall in love and did not know how to face love. It was just a coquettish and ignorant heart.
He knew that a man could not kiss a girl casually and had to pay a price. At that moment, Yuan Ziqi's image in his heart became gentle, like a sheep and a cat that needed to be taken care of.
But I really don't feel it. It's not as wonderful as Zhang Haotian thought. The feeling to him is that they are not kissing, but blocking the sewer pipe.
Three minutes later, the two separated. Zhang Haotian began to gasp and asked Yuan Ziqi a word, which almost scared the girl to slip out of the chair.
"Bear by the way, Kiki, kissing... won't you get pregnant and have a baby?"
Yuan Ziqi was immediately dumbfounded........................
After the end of the movie, the two walked on the road. The rain outside had stopped, revealing the stars, the sky was as clear as it was, and the moon was exposed.
Haotian wants to send Qiqi home. Qiqi said, "I don't want to go back now. Why don't you go with me?"
The so-called walk is to press the road. Zhang Haotian was overjoyed and couldn't ask for it.
In fact, many lovers start from pressing the road. Marriage is the destination, love is the process, and pressing the road is the premise. Without the premise, there is no result. This truth is easy to understand.
Then they walked on the street. It was the first time to press the road with a girl in the middle of the night, so Haotian was a little nervous and panicked, and tried to make himself look more elegant.
Walking and walking, I walked all the way from Zhonghua Road to the East Ring Road. Half an hour later, Zhang Haotian's legs and stomach began to cramp and sat by the roadside to rest. Qiqi laughed at him and said, "You are not as good as my physique. I'm not tired."
Haotian said, "Actually, my physique is very good. The key depends on what I use it."
Qiqi squeezed her lips and smiled, "Then what do you use it?"
Haotian smiled treacherously: "Guess."
In front is a section of the railway. Two people walk hand in hand along the railway track all the way. On one side, the railway track is very steep, and only two people hand in hand will not fall down at the same time.
The road is very long, and it seems that there will never be an end. Qiqi hopes that this road will be longer and longer, and she will take Haotian's hand like this and walk him for a lifetime.
Qiqi said, "Haotian, do you love me?"
Haotian said, "Love, my love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill, as attentive as an old hen laying eggs."
Qiqi was stunned: "What kind of metaphor is this? I haven't heard of it."
Zhang Haotian said, "The latest and most popular metaphor proves that I am sincere to you."
Qiqi asked, "Haotian, if one day, your sister and I fall into the water together, who will you save first?"
Dizzy, why do girls like to ask such painful questions? Is your head all squeezed by the door? How to answer this...?
Zhang Haotian was in a hurry and said, "I asked my sister to save you. When she was a child, she could swim back and forth on both sides of the Yangtze River."
Qiqi was a little unhappy and asked, "Why don't you come down to save me?"
Zhang Haotian said, "If I come down, you will be hopeless, because I can't swim. My sister will definitely save me first."
Qiqi listened and covered her mouth with a giggle. He scolded the fool again. The two of them walked and walked out of the city unconsciously. At this time, they knew that it was already 11 o'clock in the middle of the night.
I have to go home as soon as possible. My sister is going to spank when I get home late. Haotian said, "Let's go home."
Qiqi said coquettishly, "My legs are sore and I can't walk. You carry me on my back."
Zhang Haotian can't help it. The little girl just likes to be coquettish, so she has to say, "Okay, come up."
Yuan Ziqi kicked Zhang Haotian's buttocks and said, "Turn around and let me be a horse."
Zhang Haotian turned around. Yuan Ziqi turned over and jumped up and patted Haotian's buttocks: "Well, run quickly, or I'll beat you with a whip."
The two of them walked home laughingly. Haotian's face was full of sweat beads. Qiqi took out a handkerchief to help him wipe his sweat: "Haotian, are you tired?"
"The whole world is on your back. Do you think you're tired? It's okay. Now I know why Zhu Bajie likes to carry his wife. It feels good.
Qiqi said, "Then put me down and I'll go by myself."
Zhang Haotian said, "I like the feeling of carrying you on my back. It's not heavy, but the two balls of meat on your chest are too bulging, which makes me a little flustered."
Qiqi leaned on Zhang Haotian's shoulder and felt very happy. The boy's sweat was fragrant, which was refreshing and refreshing. The feeling of falling in love was very good. At this moment, the world belonged to the two of them. Of course, it will also be their sons in the future, but in the end it was still the grandchildren.
Soon, he came to the door of Qiqi's house. Haotian put Qiqi down, but he was still reluctant to leave. The two of them looked at me and I looked at you. Qiqi said, "Haotian, have you ever liked girls before?"
Haotian said, "I like it. One is you, one is Mr. Bai Xue, and the other is my sister."
Qiqi asked, "Then who do you like more?"
Shit, it's another painful problem. Girls in love just like to make things difficult.
Haotian said, "For example, if I like you is a cucumber, then my love for Mr. Bai Xue is a watermelon, and if I like my sister, it is a big winter melon."
Yuan Ziqi was so angry that she couldn't laugh or cry. She raised her hand and patted Haotian's skull: "You idiot, are these three melons a heavyweight? It's far away. How can you make such a metaphor? What a fool.
The two hugged for a while, and then waved their hands reluctantly: "Goodbye."
"Bye-bye."
Just as Qiqi's figure disappeared behind the door, a dog suddenly jumped out of the crack of the door and rushed to Zhang Haotian.
That's the wolf dog fed by Kiki's family, a purebred Tibetan mastiff, named Carla, very fierce, like a lion.
Zhang Haotian was shocked and ran away. Qiqi covered her mouth and smiled behind her: "Carla, come on, bite him."
The dog chased after him, and a brand-new pair of trousers was also torn. Fortunately, he did not bite his ankle, otherwise Haotian's feet would become the second cake in mahjong.
This is Zhang Haotian's first love, who was chased and bitten three streets by a bitch.