Chapter 26 You are a fool
Chapter 26 You are a fool
Qiqi went out to make tea, but she hasn't come in. It's still early. What should I do? Xiaoyu said, "Why don't we sing? CDs and DVDs are ready-made, Dao Lang's, Jay Chou's, and Pang Long's. What do you want to sing?"
Zhang Haotian said, "Any way, you can sing a few words, but you can't sing well."
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Xiaoyu sent the CD to the DVD. Haotian first sang a song of Pang Long's two butterflies, then a song of Daolang's "First Snow in 2002", and finally came a song of Zhou Jie's stick.
Although Zhang Haotian is not ugly, his voice is a little worse. He is basically a beastist singer, just like a cow roaring and a donkey, which looks gloomy and horrible. As long as his voice roars, the patients in the psychiatric hospital will be discharged collectively. Hearing this, Xiaoyu quickly covered his ears and shouted, "Don't sing. Don't sing. I can't stand it. You can recruit the wolf later."
Turning off the stereo, Zhang Haotian glanced at the laptop on the table. The ** of the computer is very attractive to teenagers. He has never been on the computer and really wants to learn it. It is inevitable to be curious and nervous.
He sat down beside the girl as naturally as possible, and the palms of his hands were full of sweat...
Yuan Ziqi made a pot of tea and was about to push open the door of her room with the teapot. Suddenly, she heard something wrong with the sound inside.
When Xiaoyu insaw Zhang Haotian stunned at the computer, Xiaoyu immediately understood and asked, "Do you want to go?"
Zhang Haotian nodded.
"Do you really want to go?" The girl asked softly, and her expression was so relaxed that Zhang Haotian was surprised. Yuan Ziqi outside stopped. I was a little stunned. I don't know what my sister Xiaoyu and Haotian are doing in it.
"Hmm." Haotian felt like a fool.
"You seem to be a little nervous, giggling... Let me teach you."
"No!!!" Haotian has a kind of anger that is seen through.
"You've never been on it before?" Xiaoyu smiled softly.
"Yes." Haotian had to admit that he was completely at a low end.
"You call me 'sister', and I'll let you go." Xiaoyu's domineering reminded him of the silly sister who used lollipops in the yard to tease him when he was a child.
Zhang Haotian tried his best to restrain himself from attack. After three seconds of ideological struggle, he finally gave in. Haotian could endure everything, except temptation.
"Sister." Finally, he shouted out, and his voice was so low that he was worried about whether he could hear the whisper.
Yuan Ziqi outside was so scared that she almost fell the teacup to the ground. Oh my god, they're not... hooligans, are they? My sister is still young, Zhang Haotian, you beast!
"Good boy, come on." Xiaoyu smiled softly for the third time. Zhang Haotian seemed to see the prisoner of the amnesty order. To be precise, he touched it and...
"Don't worry... Um... It's not like this... Be gentle..." Zhang Haotian is the first time. After doing it for a long time, he is a little anxious.....................
Finally.................. He has learned how to hold the mouse!
What Zhang Haotian never thought was that his conversation with Xiaoyu inside was clearly heard by Yuan Ziqi outside. Yuan Ziqi was trembling all over. It turned out that Zhang Haotian was a pervert.
He NN, my aunt quit. Where's my knife? Where's the knife? I'll go in and cast it out.
Yuan Ziqi was angry and so angry that she raised her legs and kicked the door open.
With a bang, the door was kicked open heavily. Yuan Ziqi was shocked. She saw Zhang Haotian sitting in front of the computer table, and her sister Xiaoyu sat next to Haotian. Zhang Haotian held a mouse in her hand. Her sister Xiaoyu's little hand was quietly touching Zhang Haotian's big hand, and the two were very close to each other.
Just shivered, and Yuan Ziqi immediately remained calm. It turned out that the two of them were playing with the computer. I was almost scared to death.
Although she misunderstood herself, she found that her sister and Haotian were close together, and Ziqi was unhappy.
Gently put the teapot on the coffee table, and Yuan Ziqi began to greet Haotian: "Haotian, drink tea."
Zhang Haotian was playing excitedly and didn't hear Ziqi's voice at all. The two of them were playing Top Mushroom Man, which is the old version of Super Mary.
Xiaoyu is a master. He broke through the sixth level in a row. When he entered the seventh level, Zhang Haotian accidentally lost his life. Xiaoyu was anxious, twisted Haotian's ear hard, and turned around like a bearing, "You fool, you are so stupid!"
Zhang Haotian said, oops.
Looking at their intimacy, Yuan Ziqi couldn't help it anymore and shouted, "Zhang Haotian! Get out of here!" |
Before Zhang Haotian understood, his ears were twisted by Yuan Ziqi. He dragged him up abruptly, came out of the door, flew up and kicked the man out. Then he closed the door.
Haotian's nose was almost flatten by the door. He touched his head and thought about it. He didn't know why. Where on earth did you offend her?
Women are fickle. Turning around is like turning over a book. An ancient man said it well that he can offend a gentleman. Don't offend a woman. You must be cautious about an animal that doesn't bleed for a week.
After pushing Haotian out of the door, Yuan Ziqi's heart was sore. Xiaoyu giggled and asked, "What's wrong? Jealous?
Qiqi stared at Xiaoyu: "You are not allowed to approach him in the future. This man is not a good thing, but a pervert."
Xiaoyu said, "No, I think he is quite calm. His brain is really smart. Why are you annoyed?"
Yuan Ziqi doesn't feel good in her heart. In fact, he is not angry with Haotian, but in the tone of his sister. What's with him? You are so close to him. In hot weather, you are not afraid of prickly heat.
He pouted and said, "I want you to take care of it. I'll tell you, it's better to stay away from him. I just grabbed your hand so tightly. I really don't know what he wants to do."
Xiaoyu said, "Please, I grabbed his hand, okay? He is so handsome and knowledgeable. Do you want it? If you don't want it, give it to me."
Qiqi glanced at her sister: "It's beautiful. He is mine. Everything can be given to you, but this is the only one." Then he raised his hand and nodded his sister's little head: "How old are you? Just fall in love. Be careful, I tell Dad to spank you."
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Zhang Haotian touched his buttocks and walked out of Qiqi's door, puzzled. Is this the legendary lovelorn?
Why did Yuan Ziqi kick herself out for no reason? Did you almost kick off your brother's life?
In fact, it's nothing to be disappointed in love? I heard that people who are disappointed in love are very painful. Some can drink, some can smoke, and some will jump off a building. Why don't I feel uncomfortable at all?
It's still early. It's better to ask Sun Yong and Wang Kai to play billiards and go home to study in the evening.
When he came to Sun Yong's house, he found that today's business was very sluggish. Sun Yong and Wang Kai, like two stupid 13, squatted on the door and looked up at the sun.
Look at a sneeze for a while, and then sneeze for a while.
When they saw Haotian coming, they ignored him. Instead, the two birds began to speak without saying a word. Sun Yong said, "I have a headache."
Wang Kai said, "I'm in pain."
Zhang Haotian smiled and asked, "You hurt so much."
Sun Yong said, "I have a headache because I'm tired of practicing driving at night. Wang Kaidan hurts because he is going to be disappointed in love.
Haotian knows that Wang Kai recently made a new girlfriend, a working girl from the countryside.
Because Wang Kai is of poor quality, if he pastes his photo on the wall, he can avoid evil spirits during the day and yun at night, so the little sister in the city is not interested in him. He aimed at the working girl in the countryside.
That sister is good. Her name is Haohao. She has a beautiful figure and a pair of big eyes, but she is too black. In Sun Yong's words, it is not easy to be found when having an affair in the middle of the night, and the target is suitable for hiding. It is also suitable for agents.
Zhang Haotian felt strange and asked, "Why are you disappointed in love? Isn't that little sister in the countryside good?"
Sun Yong said, "What a fart. The family came and said that Wang Kai hooked up with a good girl and wanted to sue him to the court. I guess Wang Kai can't keep his position this time."
Wang Kai looked up to the sky and sighed, "Speaking of it, I still don't have money. Her parents think I'm poor and have to take us apart. Money, you are a killer without blood, because the girl who has no money is going to run away.
That's what happens in the world. Look at luck and power. If you have luck or power, it's equal to zero. Just like there is a singer in our country, she is a woman. She is called something. She hasn't even touched a gun, but she is still a captain. I'm at the loss of money and power.
Sun Yong snorted: "You know nothing. Who said that the singer had never touched the gun? The gun that people have touched will scare you to death.