Chapter 50 Men Cheat
Chapter 50 Men Cheat
After Qiqi left, the atmosphere in the room seemed a little awkward, and the noisy mood could not be raised, especially Xiaozhen, who had a stiff face all night. Like who owed her eight hundred hangings, the little mouth was so pouted that she could hold a donkey. As a result, the cake was not eaten, and several people dispersed unhappily.
Li Qiang, Sun Yong and Wang Kai lowered their eyebrows and walked away, and Bai Xue also waved her hand to say goodbye. Xiaowen went out to see them off, and finally there were only Xiaozhen and Haotian left in the room.
Haotian asked, "From now on, you can sleep in the same room with my sister. I'll sleep in the living room."
Xiaozhen said, "How can that work? I have to go back to the school dormitory."
Haotian asked, "Why?"
Xiaozhen said, "What's wrong with my living in your house? Who am I? My classmates know it's time to gossip.
Haotian said, "You are my girlfriend. Aren't we... living together?"
Xiaozhen said, "Bah, who lives with you? Think about it beautifully. Don't take an inch. Our relationship hasn't developed to that extent. Besides, your family is so small that it's difficult for three people to turn around, and it's not convenient to go to the toilet. I'm afraid your sister hates me, so you'd better go back to the dormitory."
Zhang Haotian had no choice but to stand up and say, "Well, I'll see you off, but when you leave, people will miss you in the middle of the night. What if I can't sleep?"
Xiaozhen squeezed her lips and smiled: "Then... hold a pillow. If you can't sleep with a pillow, it is recommended to hold the gas canister, but don't light it."
Xiao Zhenge walked out of the room with a smile, and Zhang Haotian followed her footsteps and sent her out of the corridor.
The two of them walked hand in hand and walked step by step. The school was not far away. They arrived in a few steps. Xiaozhen had something on her mind and asked, "Haotian, did you have a showdown with Yuan Ziqi about us? Except for me, you must not have another woman or cheat. Otherwise, I will die to show you.
Crying, making noise and hanging is a woman's stunt. Xiaozhen is also a woman, so she is no exception.
Haotian asked, "If I cheated, what would you do?"
Xiaozhen said, "I will open one eye and close the other."
Haotian was moved for a while. Xiaozhen was fucking kind. Just as she wanted to sigh for her generosity and tolerance, Xiaozhen said, "I will open one eye and close the other, then aim and kill you with one shot..."
Zhang Haotian opened his mouth wide and didn't say anything for a long time..................
I got up early the next day, because the school officially started, and the campus of the Third Middle School, which had been silent for a month and a half, finally became lively. Everyone crowded to the door, a sea of people.
Today, Zhang Haotian was very happy. After half a year, he finally returned to school again. There was a feeling of being a reincarnation, and he felt so happy.
The seat in the class has always been reserved for him, and his seat is still next to Yuan Ziqi. When she walked into the classroom, Yuan Ziqi had already come and sat there stupidly. After seeing Zhang Haotian, she snorted and didn't bother to pay attention to him.
Zhang Haotian's seat was in the window. Knowing that Qiqi was still angry, he quickly smiled and said, "Qiqi, move forward. I can't get in."
Yuan Ziqi moved forward and made some room for him. Haotian rushed from behind her.
Unexpectedly, as soon as her body touched Yuan Ziqi's back, Yuan Ziqi leaned over desperately. Zhang Haotian's body immediately bumped into the desk behind. The little man's waist was almost broken, and he grinned in pain: "Qiqi... what are you... doing?"
Yuan Ziqi stared: "What's wrong with me? You deserve it. People like you should teach a good lesson.
Dizzy, are you still angry? Otherwise, you can offend a gentleman. Don't offend a woman. You must be cautious about an animal that bleeds and doesn't die for a week. If you offend a woman, there is really no good fruit to eat.
Zhang Haotian knows that he is sorry for Qiqi, so he can only suffer a dumb loss. Just put up with it. Who let us be men?
The bell rang, and Mr. Bai Xue walked into the classroom.
Yuan Ziqi shouted, "Get up."
"Good teacher."
"Good night, students, sit down."
Bai Xue opened the textbook, and all the students sat down. Suddenly, with an ordinary sound, Zhang Haotian sat on the ground. There is a butt squat.
The whole class burst out laughing. Zhang Haotian immediately had a big red face. Damn, where's my stool? Who took my stool away?
Yuan Ziqi covered her mouth and smiled, "You deserve it. You can't live for it."
Zhang Haotian looked for a long time. When he just stood up, the stool under his buttocks had been pulled away by Yuan Ziqi. As a result, he sat empty and squatted on the ground. Yuan Ziqi just wanted to make a fool of him.
Zhang Haotian's anger rushed to the top of his head. You damn girl, did I owe you in my last life? Why can't you get along with me? I really want to slap her in the face, but it's a pity that she is a woman.
Okay, you're not kind, right? Then don't blame me for being unrighteous. Good men don't fight with women. I use slippers and fart in class, and I smoke you to death.
Zhang Haohe hummed over his stool and sat on it. After taking out the textbook, he took off his shoes and put his feet on the stool. He rubbed his feet, farted and burped, dug his nose, and the fragments all over his body.
Zhang Haotian's stinky feet, as we have introduced before, are related to the poisonous gas bombs of the Japanese devils. As soon as he took off his shoes, the whole classroom was filled with a stench. It is estimated that it can smoke a nest of rats to death, and with farting pollutes the air. In a short time, Yuan Ziqi can't stand it.
Yuan Ziqi is already obsessed with cleanliness. She always dresses up beautifully when she goes out, and her clothes are spotless. How can she stand this? One hand pinched his nostrils, and the other hand fluttered back and forth. He glared at Zhang Haotian.
"Can you put on your shoes?"
"No, I'm willing, just willing. Hey hey, what can you do with me?" Zhang Haotian was proud and put a stinky foot in front of Qiqi's face to show off.
"I'm dizzy. How long has it been since you washed your feet? Why don't you pay attention to hygiene?"
"What's your business? Who let you be so close to me? You deserve bad luck.
"You, you, you..." Yuan Ziqi was so angry that she had nothing to say. Looking at Zhang Haotian's majestic appearance, she couldn't wait to punch him on the nose, but she was a lady, and she couldn't use violence. I had to raise my hand and said, "Teacher, I'm going to change my seat and not sit at the same table with Zhang Haotian."
Bai Xue was stunned: "What's the matter, Qiqi?"
Yuan Ziqi stood up and said, "When Zhang Haotian was in class, he farted, dug his nose, took off his shoes, and his stinky feet smoked to death. I was so dizzy that I couldn't learn at all."
Bai Xue frowned. I said why it smelled so bad. Sure enough, Zhang Haotian took off his shoes and shouted violently: "Zhang Haotian, put on your shoes!" Why is it getting more and more outrageous!"
Zhang Haotian blushed and put on his shoes.
Yuan Ziqi said, "Teacher, I won't sit at the same table with Zhang Haotian this time. I have to change my seat."
Bai Xue asked, "Why?"
Yuan Ziqi said, "No, why. I was angry when I saw him. I wanted to vomit when I ate in front of him. When I saw him, I would have insomnia at night. As soon as he went out, thousands of mountains and birds flew away, and people disappeared. His appearance was very ugly. He was ugly and wept. He was a dinosaur that degenerated three times a day. He was the strongest waste in human history. Material, chewing gum that has been chewed a hundred times, the old washing machine that God fell off by mistake, the brainless creature that can think,........................"
Yuan Ziqi's mouth was like a machine gun, and she suddenly swept Zhang Haotian in a blink of an eye.