Chapter 113 I'm an asshole

Half an hour later, the day finally dawned. The three beautiful women poked their heads out of the cabin and sighed together: what a pure pure land!

There is a bright sky on its head, and a few white clouds float on it. At first, there were only a few pieces of these idle clouds, and then they became several groups. Finally, they piled up together, the higher the base, the higher the base, forming a towering mountain peak, which is magnificent. Then it turned into a huge portrait, with teeth and claws, and a ferocious face.

Then it quickly dispersed, some like people, some like sheep, some like camels, strange shapes, forming statues one by one. These sculptures constantly change direction and show every angle to them.

Surrounded by the vast blue sea, the sea ripples gently, flashing ripples, like a mother's gentle big hand.

Several seabirds flew on the sea, rattling. Several of them clicked mischievously on the sea, and then quickly took off, showing a round ripple on the sea.

On the top of the head is a group of unknown big birds, spreading their wings and flying high to the north, forming an S at one time, and then forming a B, which together is SB.

A round of red sun slowly rose from the left hand side. First, it was red, like a ball, and suddenly burst out tens of thousands of glows, making people's bodies itchy and painful.

What a fairyland on earth! Yuan Ziqi was the first to cheer, jumping and jumping. She also took off her sandals and shook them back and forth in her hand. Then she pulled up Mengmeng and Xiaoyezi's hands. The three of them jumped together, and the three skirts rotated together, as if they were crazy.

Haotian thinks that girls nowadays are crazy. When they see a handsome man or a beautiful scenery, they will jump and jump and lose their nerves.

I don't care about them.

Zhang Haotian doesn't care about the beautiful scenery or the weather. He is concerned about the gunshot wound on Lu Han's leg.

The bullet was very powerful. It hit it from the back of Lu Han's calf and hit the leg bone. The calf bone has been crushed and fractured.

The bullet was stuck in the crack of the bone and was infected. Yellow water flowed from the wound, which smelled bad. If it was not dealt with, Lu Han's leg would be ruined.

But this is a vast sea. There is no anesthetic and no operating table. How can it be treated? Zhang Haotian was in trouble. You should find a place to go ashore quickly, dig out the bullets, and treat the wound.

Looking around, it's not bad. There is a small island not far away, which is estimated to be more than 20 miles away. It's easy to go up to that island.

Zhang Haotian began to kick the motorboat, jumping and jumping. The motorboat farted twice, but it didn't ring.

I took out the key and pried open the fuel tank. Only then did I know that the fuel tank was empty and the fuel had run out.

But it was difficult for Zhang Haotian. He ordered the three beautiful women to twist their bodies.

Mengmeng asked, "Why are you twisting your body?"

Zhang Haotian said, "I'm sorry, I want to boo."

"Shh?"

"Yes, boo."

Shh is peeing, of course girls understand. Yuan Ziqi scolded: "Lazy people have a lot of shit. Who cares about you?" He pulled the little leaf and turned around.

Zhang Haotian untied his belt, took out the little sparrow, and pointed the faucet at the fuel tank. "Don't look. Close your eyes. Whoever sees the boy pee will have a needle eye."

It rained, and all the urine was poured into the fuel tank.

Yuan Ziqi was puzzled and asked, "Haotian, what are you doing? Why do you boo into the fuel tank?

Zhang Haotian said, "What do you know? From a scientific point of view, people's urine ratio is large, and the proportion of gasoline is small. After urine is mixed with gasoline, two layers will soon be divided. Gasoline is on top and urine is below. That is, the position of the fuel is improved in disguise. The fuel will soon enter the carburetor.

This is what Haotian learned in the police force. It's not surprising that Qiqi doesn't understand.

Yuan Ziqi said, "I didn't expect that your urine still has this function? Then your urine is worth money. You can sell it for eight yuan a liter. Whoever marries you in the future will definitely save a lot of money by driving a car in the future.

Zhang Haotian said, "Think beautifully, shut your mouth."

After the bird finished, he shivered, and then put his little brother back into the bird's nest. Then he said to the three girls, "Opin, turn around."

Zhang Haotian began to play motorcycle this time. It was really good. Sure enough, it started. As soon as the accelerator exploded, he rushed directly to the island not far away.

Lu Han stagated in the back and almost fell into the water.

Just rushed to the beach, the motorboat just put out the fire. The amount of oil is just right.

The three girls jumped off the motorboat with cheers, jumped on the beach, and screamed: "Nature, we're coming--!" Then they hugged each other and rolled on the beach, and Zhang Haotian's ears were almost deaf.

He helped Lu Han down from the boat and also walked to the beach.

This is really a paradise, located in the subtropical region, with endless virgin forests, as well as coconut and banana trees. It's simply a fairyland. I, Zhang Haotian, came to the paradise in my dream.

Haotian had a dream when he was a child. He hoped that one day the sky would suddenly collapse and kill all the men in the world, leaving him and a group of beautiful girls, and then he and a group of beautiful women practice how to make people every day.

As Li Qiang said to him at the beginning, men have a common wish. This wish is: If I am the only one man left in the world, I will be constantly robbed by women. Whoever gets me means being the enemy of the world. I live under the ravaged by women all day long, Brother Wei, sea dog oil. It's my staple food. Indian god *you is my drink. The fire of war will definitely permeate the whole earth, because 5 billion women on the earth are throwing atomic bombs on each other.

Now, this wish has finally come true.

It can be seen that this is a lonely island, a forgotten corner of the world. It is estimated that no one has come up for thousands of years.

There is no means of transportation, no communication equipment, and the contact with the outside world is completely cut off. There is only him and three beautiful women.

If you can't return to mainland China in the future, you can only live with three beautiful women. It would be better if they could marry me together.

We will live happily together and reproduce our future generations, and we will have many sons in the future.

What is the name of the first son born? By the way, call him Yamamoto fifty-six, because he was born on the hillside.

The second son called him Junichiro Koizumi, because he was born when he was feroing water by the spring.

The third son, Taro Aso, was in trouble because he had a difficult delivery when he was born.

In the future, the son will be Silang, Goro, Liulang. Anyway, his mother's nest of wolves.

Maybe a nation can be created in the future. If you want to give this nation a name, then call it Yamato Nation.

Looking at the three beautiful women cheering, Zhang Haotian's brain was out of control and he began to associate.

I laughed thinking about myself. Isn't that bullshit? I married them, so what about Xiaozhen? What about my sister Xiaowen? Maybe at this time, my sister Xiaowen and Xiaozhen are crying with snot and tears, standing at the seaside looking forward to it.

I'm such an asshole!

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