Chapter 162 Joystick Driver
Chapter 162 Joystick Driver
Zhang Haotian was as scared as a rabbit and ran home with his tail between his legs.
After opening the door, he sat down on the sofa, and his heart was so scared that he jumped around.
Bai Xue seems to be really anxious. If it hadn't been for Haotian's good skills, it would have been that Bai Xue would have become undefeated in the East.
If a woman is really angry, it's terrible.
If you don't say anything, don't offend a woman if you offend a gentleman. Be careful about an animal that doesn't bleed for a week.
He patted the heartbeat and jumped around, and Haotian wanted to pour a sip of water.
My sister Xiaowen is not at home and lives in the school dormitory, because it is very close to the hospital. Every day, Xiaowen can see her younger brother as soon as she crosses the opposite road after school.
Just as he opened the refrigerator, suddenly, Haotian heard a noise in the bedroom. The door of the bedroom was empty, and there was a light coming out of it.
Haotian immediately increased his vigilance. Did a thief come in? My sister is going home tonight.
He suddenly pushed the door open, and Haotian actually found Li Qiang sitting in **.
Li Qiang sat alone in ** watching TV, wearing big trousers, with a bare upper body and a big belly. His two breasts were bulging than women, with black xiong hair, and his lower legs were thicker than the purlin. Like two telegraph poles.
Haotian even suspects that if Li Qiang is sold to the slaughterhouse now, the meat rate can reach 80%. If you give him a rake, he can go to Xitian to get the scriptures.
Haotian frowned: "I said, why are you at my house? I asked you to go to Henan to find Xiaodie, but you didn't go?"
Li Qiang said, "I didn't go. I'm leaving tomorrow. Your sister asked me to help you take care of the house. I'm sorry, I drank all the beer in your refrigerator, and I ate all the instant noodles and half a bowl of pickles."
Haotian said, "Damn, you're really welcome. Brother Qiang, brother belongs to brother. You can eat and drink at my house, but would you please check it out? This is not a bathhouse. Can you put on your clothes? You fucking walk around bare. What if my sister comes back and scares her?
Li Qiang's grandson is casual. He really takes this place as his home.
Li Qiang stared: "You are blind. Didn't you see me in my trousers? Wearing trousers is not a bare ding. I've been annoyed recently. I want to find a place to be quiet. If you talk more, I'll leave immediately. I won't come in the future.
Haotian felt strange that Li Qiang has changed a lot recently. In fact, since the day when Er Niu forced him to get married, this boy, like Yang Wei, can't raise his head at all.
Li Qiang was afraid of getting married. He said that marriage was the grave of love, the bridal chamber was the crematorium of love, and the newly married bed was the coffin of love. What I said was really horrible, which scared Zhang Haotian was also afraid of marriage.
Haotian asked, "What's the matter? Are you having a quarrel with Erya? Is there not enough money to get married? You don't have enough money to talk. As long as I say a word, Wang Zhiyuan will definitely pull the money over and knock your boy unconscious.
Li Qiang waved his hand with a bitter face: "It's not about money, Haotian, let's discuss something with you. What's going on recently? The second girl doesn't seem to talk to me very much. We have been quarreling recently. We have had a cold war for more than half a month. When we said a few words in the middle, we were unhappy. At night, she didn't let me touch me and said that she didn't feel anything... I was depressed!!! Is it true that women are like this after they are pregnant?
Zhang Haotian sat on the sofa and said, "I don't know, I haven't been pregnant with a child. I don't feel it. You should ask her if the second girl has been unwilling to be lonely recently and has met many romantic talents with super abilities, such as: Zhao Cucumber, Liu Pineapple, Sun Watermelon, Ouyang Eggplant. Zi, Xiahou Li, Sima Coconut, Linghu Banana and so on, of course, will ignore your little toothpick.
Li Qiang stared and said angrily, "Bullshit! My brother Li Qiang's grandeur is still okay. This two girls seem to have been cold recently, and the previous romantic is gone all of a sudden. I hugged her at night, but she didn't allow me to hug her, saying that she was afraid of hurting the fetal qi. That's why I didn't want to have children. Damn, there are still a few months left. How can I survive? You can't practice driving all day. It will hurt your health.
Zhang Haotian came over with a smile and said, "This... is... simple. Let me pay attention to it for you. That's two words, hold it."
Li Qiang snorted: "After a long time, there will be problems."
As soon as Zhang Haotian heard this, he covered his stomach and laughed, laughing out of breath.
Li Qiang sighed and said, "If I had known that it was so troublesome to have a child, I would rather be an eunuch."
Li Qiang's little eyes turned, as if he remembered something, and then asked, "Haotian, I heard that you have an art film just downloaded on your computer. Please contribute it."
Zhang Haotian blinked his eyes and said, "Yes, Muteng Lan and Aoi Sora, who do you want to see?"
Li Qiang said, "Aoi Sora's is out of date. Looking at Mutenglan, he doesn't know Mutenglan, and it's in vain to call him a pervert."
Haotian said, "When you turn on my computer, there is a "rocker driver" in the C disk, that's it."
Li Qiang picked up his thumb and praised, "The name is good, the joystick driver? You are so talented." With that, he couldn't wait to rush in and paid attention to the door.
As soon as he heard that there were art films to watch, Li Qiang was as excited as a dog when he saw fresh hot shit. Haotian scolded: "It's not promising..."
I felt sleepy, but I didn't want to go back to my room for the time being, so I had to close my eyes on the sofa, take a nap, and wait until Li Qiang put out the fire.
At this time, I heard the doorbell ring, and I don't know who it was in the middle of the night? What's the matter? Can't we talk about it tomorrow? I was a little impatient. I quickly stood up and opened the door.
The door opened and found that it was Wang Kai. Why did this bird come?
Wang Kai didn't say hello. He cringe and slipped in, just like being a thief.
Haotian felt strange. I don't know what's wrong with this boy today?
Wang Kai was very embarrassed. After entering the door, he looked like a dog looking for bones. He looked around and found that there was no one in the living room. Then he grabbed Haotian and sat on the sofa. He blushed and said, "Haotian, are you the only one at home?"
Zhang Haotian shook his head and said, "No, Li Qiang is in it. He should be in a state when he watches art films alone. At this time, he may be practicing driving. What's the matter with you?"
Wang Kai ate and smiled: "Aren't you afraid that he will stain your sheets? It is estimated that after an art film, the boy will lose his kidney.
Haotian said, "Don't worry, Li Qiang won't take so long to finish it in a few minutes, because the speed of his hand is too fast, which is proportional to the frequency of alternating current, reaching 50 Hz per second, but his hand is a little sore."