Chapter 362 The same in the underworld
Chapter 362 The same in the underworld
Zhang Haotian got into the big mirror and disappeared with a flash.
He felt that his body was light, and he fell down from a high place, "Ah————————Puff!"
How can I make a sound? Because I fell to the ground, my buttocks almost fell eight petals.
It really hurts. I stood up and patted my buttocks and began to look around.
What is this place? The sky is gloomy, there is no sun or moon, but it is day.
It should be a forest, dense and lush, surrounded by small trees and towering trees.
Huh, where is this? I haven't been here. It should be a road through the woods. There were cars everywhere on the road. I ran over and Haotian heard a car whistle and engine sound.
He hasn't been thrown into a fool. He knows that this is the underworld, and there are cars in the underworld?
Before he could stand still, he heard two screams from the top of his head: "Ah----Puff, Puff" fell down two people. These two people turned out to be A Wen and A Wu.
The one who fell was accurate. It happened to hit Zhang Haotian's head, and Zhang Haotian almost fainted.
The two guys also patted their buttocks and stood up. Looking up, they saw Zhang Haotian: "Hello, Brother Hao, hello."
Zhang Haotian said, "Hello." Go up and pull the two of them up.
Haotian asked, "What is this place?"
Awu said, "H city."
Zhang Haotian said, " Bullshit, don't lie to me. I grew up in H. Why haven't I seen a forest anywhere?"
A Wen said, " Boss, this is the H city in the underworld, not the H city in the Yang world. It's not the same thing at all."
"Is there any difference?"
"Of course, there are people living in the H city of the underworld, and ghosts live in the H city of the underworld."
"Oh, so, in the H city of the underworld, it should be the dead people living in the H city of the underworld?"
"Yes, it's really smart."
"So who is the leader of the H city in the underworld? It's public property and the people's property?"
"Of course, it's public property."
"Are the people in the underworld suffering? Is it the same burning of high-priced oil, living in a high-priced house, eating gutter oil, drinking Sanlu milk, and nibbling poisonous steamed buns? Is it a rear-end car?
A Wen said, "Yes, yes, what the yang is like, what the underworld is like."
Zhang Haotian sighed: "People say that life is not as good as death. It seems that death is the same thing. The south is open, playing mahjong in the north, drinking and bragging. The whole country is the same. Even if you die, you can't escape oppression."
A Wu and A Wen covered their mouths and smiled: "Haotian, the top is like a bird below. You haven't died yet. Let's show you everywhere."
Zhang Haotian felt very fresh and followed Awen and A Wu out of the woods. When he left, he made a mark here, because he would climb up from here in the future.
The underworld and the sun are really the same. After walking out of the woods, the road is very flat. Sure enough, there are cars that run back and forth. This is the outskirts of H city.
Awen and Awu stopped a car and went straight to the center of H.
Zhang Haotian was very anxious. He couldn't wait to find Zhao Lianhui immediately, beat him on the ground, let him hand over Xiaodie's soul, and immediately leave the place where this person is not a ghost.
The city is very noisy, full of high-rise buildings, which is completely different from the H city in Yangjian. It seems to have come to a strange city. The eyes are full of red, nightclubs, foot washing cities, mahjong halls can be seen everywhere, and the streets are often full of people.
Ah, it's wrong. It should be all ghosts. Red men and green women are wearing clothes, and the clothes are exactly the same as Yangjian.
Haotian asked, "Awen, Awu, where are we going? I want to find Zhao Lianhui quickly. Don't play tricks, or I will play your little brother."
A Wen and A Wu said, "Brother Hao, how dare you be a brother when you are new here? Why don't you treat us two? How about having a sauna and a massage first?"
"Is there such a thing in the underworld?"
"Yes, yes, of course there is. Didn't I say what the yang is like, what the underworld is like."
Zhang Haotian frowned: "There is no need for bathing and massage. Time is tight. I want to find Zhao Lianhui. You can take me there."
A Wen and A Wu said, "OK." Order the taxi driver, "Leyi Building, hurry up."
Leyi Building should be the headquarters of the Lotte Gang, where Zhao Lianhui lives.
The car drove through the center of H city, and finally to the northern suburbs. After passing through the northern suburbs, there was a dirt road, and the car was still driving forward.
He drove about 200 miles forward again, and Zhang Haotian felt something was wrong.
This is obviously through the city, and it is getting farther and farther away from the city. The population is also getting rarer and rarer. Is the Letian Gang in the wilderness?
If you go further forward, you will enter the mountain. The mountain road is rugged, and the car is full of dirt.
Sure enough, when he arrived in the wilderness, Zhang Haotian was shocked and quickly ordered the driver: "Stop, stop!"
With a creak, the car stopped, and Zhang Haotian rushed out of the car and looked around.
Where is there anyone? It is obviously a barren mountain, which is full of mountains and mountains. There is no end at a glance. It turns out that the two grandchildren, Awu and Awen, brought him to the primitive mountain forest.
I'm dizzy. No, I'm fooled. I'm a fucking fool.
Awen and Awu are Zhao Lianhui's younger brothers. How can I control them? I was ridd by others.
Zhang Haotian was furious: "Awen, Awu, you two bastards come out! What is this place?
A Wen and A Wu smiled in the car: "Wild mountains, Zhang Haotian, you are so naive. How can we betray our boss?"
"You two bastards lied to me?"
"Haha, what's wrong with you? Come and beat us. I don't think you're awesome in the middle of the world. You're bullshit in hell. You're just a new ghost, a little kid. You're far from fighting with us.
Awen and Awu laughed and suddenly disappeared.
Not only did Awen and A Wu disappear, but also the taxi just now.
Daily, Zhang Haotian is a little embarrassed. He has been lying to people since his debut. Who dares to lie to him?
I can't help it. I haven't learned the set of blindfolds in hell. I don't know where they have been.
In front of him is a bare mountain, and there are bare ridges everywhere. There are no shrubs on the mountains. There is no food to eat or drink. Zhang Haotian feels a trace of helplessness and all thoughts are in ashes.
Where should I go? He doesn't know the way at all.
Only then did I find out where to go? When the car came, it didn't drive on the road at all. It was suspended.
Awen and Awu were teasing him from the beginning.
There is a layer of fog in the mountains, confused, and everything in front of me is even more unclear.
Zhang Haotian had to touch the stone and climb forward. He didn't know if there was a road in front of the mountain. He just hoped to find one or two families to have a rest.
He walked sweating profusely. As he scolded, he crawled and sund all the women of A Wen and A Wu's family.
In the most vicious language, he cursed that the two of them had no P-eyes, his wife's buttocks had hemorrhoids, and his little brother had pimples.