Chapter 503 The big girl walked into the green gauze tent
Chapter 503 The big girl walked into the green gauze tent
In the past, Zhang Haotian always felt that superstitious people were full and idle. What demons and monsters, ghosts and zombies are all bullshit and lies.
After experiencing so many things, he finally changed his mind. Now he feels that people who are not superstitious are bullshit.
Since I had the yin and yang eyes, first of all, I saw the soul of Xiaodie, and then went to hell, defeated Zhao Lianhui, calmed down the underworld, met the fox fairy spirit, and cleverly got the soul-chasing knife, and then met Yamamoto Jingye, zombie Lingfeng in F City No. 6 Middle School, and then fought with zombies many times.
All this experience tells him that the so-called superstition is not to fool people, but to really exist.
Whether you believe it or not, the zombie is where it is, and it is not negotiable to bite you.
So during this period, Haotian has been learning Maoshan Taoism from Zhang Banxian, and his ability to catch zombies is also advancing rapidly.
Zhang Banxian is Mao Laodao.
Before going to the apartment to persuade Bai Xue, Haotian felt that he should talk to Mr. Mao. So he knocked on the door of Mr. Mao's house with two packets of plasma.
Mao Laodao likes quietness and recently lived in a small temple outside H City. He helped Haotian train the special team during the day and went back to the temple to rest at night.
After knocking on the door, Mao Laodao had just eaten, leaned against the lounge chair, crossed his legs, picked his teeth, and hummed and sang happily: "The big girl is beautiful, the big girl wave, the big girl walked into the green gauze tent........."
Picking teeth is a kind of posture. If you see a person sitting on the street leisurely picking teeth after dinner, you will feel that this person's life is of good quality.
This means that he must be full, his life must be rich, his stool is dripping, his urine is smooth, his stomach is good, his body is healthy, and his little brother has no disturbances.
Daily, if the song is so numb, will this old man be Sichun?
After entering the door, Mr. Mao was very polite. He gave up his seat, made tea, and was very respectful of Zhang Haotian.
Why is Mao Laodao loyal to Zhang Haotian? It's very simple. This old guy can calculate it. At the first sight of Zhang Haotian, he thought this boy was not simple. It will become a big weapon in the future.
It was not until he saw the soul-chasing knife in Haotian's hand that he realized that Haotian was the reincarnation of Guangji monk. In order to prevent the destruction of the world, he was the reward of good and punishment of evil in the three worlds.
This responsibility is equivalent to the secretary of the country's political and legal affairs committee, a gray cow nose. It's too late to be sed. So the old man looked flattering.
Zhang Haotian sat down and told him about Bai Xue becoming a zombie, and then asked bluntly, "Lao Zhang, let me ask you something. Every time my soul-chasing knife senses a zombie nearby, it will call the police and make a sound to inform me that there is danger in front of me, but I met Bai Xue in the morning. Why is the soul-chasing knife not? Reaction? Will it fail when it encounters a female zombie?
Zhang Banxian shook his skull and thought for a moment and asked, "What does Bai Xue have to do with you?"
Haotian said, "She is my teacher."
The old man smiled with a white twist: "Isn't it just as simple as the teacher? Let me ask you, have you ever had sex with Bai Xue?
"What kind of relationship are you talking about?"
"The relationship between men and women? Generally speaking, have you ever slept with her?
Haotian said, "She has been my girlfriend for two weeks. You know, now boys and girls, once they establish a relationship, the first thing is to go to bed. And it's all about the future... Let's talk about it later. That..................and not once."
Zhang Banxian said, "That's right. The mystery is here. Because you have slept with Bai Xue, and she has your blood on her body, so the soul-chasing knife treats her as her own.
Zhang Haotian was very puzzled: "Bai Xue and I are not our own people?"
Zhang Banxian said, "Don't believe it or not, because you had sex with Bai Xue before. She once had your blood, and the soul-chasing knife regarded her as her master's relative or friend.
So even if your relatives or friends become zombies, the soul-chasing knife will not hurt her, but will protect her.
"Daily, is it so amazing?"
Lao Zhang said, "It's so amazing. As long as it's a woman close to you, the soul-chasing knife will treat her as her own. When they are in danger, the soul-chasing knife will pop out the scabbard to save them.
Listening to the old man's white beard, Haotian likes the soul-chasing knife more and more. However, there is a lot of pressure in his heart. As a reward for good and punishing evil in the three worlds of people, gods and demons, and he is so handsome. No wonder so many girls like me?
Haotian asked, "Lao Zhang, tell me the truth, once a person becomes a zombie, is it possible to restore his nature, and is it possible to become a human again?"
Lao Zhang said, "This is impossible. Corpse poison is a kind of virus. Since ancient times, in the past five thousand years, no one can turn a zombie into a human, and there is no precedent that a zombie can restore human nature.
When zombies bite people, they take away not only human blood, but also soul. That is to say, after people are bitten and become zombies, he has become a living dead man. Both physiology and spirit are no longer controlled by the brain.
When they are hungry, they are crazy, and their six relatives do not recognize it. They are extremely fierce. Once they drink enough human blood, they may sometimes regain their sanity and feel regret. However, when they are hungry again, this kind of regret and self-reproach will immediately disappear and become an irrational beast again.
Haotian said, "So after Bai Xue becomes a zombie, she will always be a zombie and can't become a human?"
Lao Zhang said, "Yes, so the only way to deal with her is to kill her quickly and not let her harm anyone again. This is also the reason why our Maoshan Road chases zombies for life."
Haotian said, "Now that the technology is so advanced that it should be able to produce good medicine to suppress corpse poison. Drugs can be quit. Why can't corpse poison be quit?"
Lao Zhang said, "Don't argue. You can't quit the corpse poison at all. He is not a little more powerful than drugs. Of course, there are also examples of zombies not biting people. But they still have to suck human blood, otherwise they will be crazy. Therefore, the plasma in the hospital has been stolen repeatedly.
Zombies drink plasma and bite people are two different things. They drink plasma, because the plasma is isolated from the human body, and the virus will not spread. But once his teeth bite people's skin, the virus will immediately flow all over the body. Within 12 hours, it will become a zombie.
The saddest thing about the new zombies that have just become is the first level. As long as they restrain, don't bite people, and slowly use plasma to maintain life, they may suppress the desire to bite people.
But such a zombie has no superpowers. At most, it is a malnourished zombie, because there is no soul in the plasma.
Haotian continued to ask, "What do you think I should do with Bai Xue? Do you have to kill her?"
The old man said, "This is the only way. If you want to save people, you must kill people first. Sometimes, killing is also a kind of compassion. Amitabha Buddha, infinite longevity Buddha, good, good."
Shit, you are an old man, but you recite the Buddha's name. Are you a Taoist priest or a monk? Which one are you?
Haotian felt very uncomfortable. It was more uncomfortable for her to kill her former girlfriend with her own hands than to kill him. How to get it?
Zhang Banxian continued, "Haotian, in fact, zombies are not terrible. The most terrible thing is people.
Some people are not zombies, but they are more abominable than zombies. Zombies suck human blood just to live, but some people suck human blood just for greed.
So it's not zombies that you have to be careful of, but the people around you.