Chapter 693 Meet a confidant in the toilet

I couldn't help looking around. There was a man in black pooping on the squat next to him.

Meng Fei thought to himself that he was afraid that this person's light skill was not inferior to himself. Unexpectedly, I didn't find that there was one more person next to me.

What surprised Meng Fei most was that this man happened to have a roll of toilet paper in his hand, and he couldn't use it all alone.

In order to get close, Meng flew forward and said, "Huh? Brother, there is something I don't know whether to ask or not?

The man in black was not hostile at all and said, "Well... What's the matter, brother, just say it. Our Jianghu brothers don't have to be so civil. Just be direct.

"Good! Brother Tai is really a cheerful person! What I want to ask is: Is Brother Tai a disciple of Hebei Shen Leg Gate?"

"Well...that's right! I don't know how I know?"

"Ha ha, I see the posture of my brother's squatting horse - the toes of the feet are slightly inward, the knees of the legs are outward, the angle between the calves and the thighs is a straight angle, and the upper body is leaning forward. This is the basic skill of Hebei Shen Leg Gate."

"Haha, my brother has good eyesight! Um... I don't know which sect the brother is from?"

"Speaking of which, we are our own family."

"Oh?"

"I'm from Tangshan. Thirty years ago, we were a family, and we all belonged to the God Leg Gate. Later, after the death of Shen Bancheng, the old head of your Shen Leg Gate, his son took over the Shen Leg Gate, and his nephew Mr. Shen left the Shen Leg Gate to create Tangshan Land Gate.

"Well... I see. No wonder my brother's posture is similar to mine. Uh-huh..."

"Ha ha, my squatting posture is still a little different from my brother's. The divine leg door pays attention to the strength of leg training. We practice light at the door, so our squatting horse step is a little different from yours. Our feet are not parallel, but one foot is slightly in front and one foot is slightly behind, laying the foundation for the future [urgent flower steps].

"Haha, it seems that I am a master with high understanding. Um... I'm a rough person. No matter what, just practice hard. Uh-huh..."

"Ha ha, my brother is flattered! Understanding is on the one hand, and hard practice is the most important thing!"

"Hmm..."

"Hmm...Hmm..."

"I'm really happy to meet you in a hut! ...Um..."

"Me too...Uh-huh..."

The man in black smiled, but his smile just froze for a moment.

Because he saw the knife in Meng Fei's hand. It was a very good knife, and the murderousness was frightening.

The man in black said coldly, "The knife is there, and the knife is not in his hand. Sure enough, he was the god of knives, and he even held the knife tightly when he went to the toilet.

Meng Fei said, "My friend is flattered! In this way, it is more convenient to use force when solving the hand.

The man in black looked at Meng Fei coldly and said, "I'm not your friend!" Friends are used to sell!"

Meng Fei said, "I want to ask you to borrow something."

The man in black said coldly, "What can I borrow?"

Meng Fei said, "Tissue!"

The man in black said, "Why should I lend it to you?"

Meng Fei said, "Because I forgot to bring toilet paper! Everyone is predestined and friends in the same toilet. The so-called meeting is not necessary to know each other. The great poet Li Bai has a poem written for friends, which is very interesting."

The man in black asked, "What poem?"

Meng Fei said, "Li Bai went to poop in the toilet. Unfortunately, he didn't bring toilet paper. Wang Lun used it with me, which was a thousand feet deeper than the pit."

The man in black said, "Are you an idiot?"

Meng Fei said, "I'm not."

The man in black laughed.

Meng Fei was surprised: "What are you laughing at? If you poop, you have to wipe your buttocks. If you don't use toilet paper, do you use your fingers?

The man in black said, "My neighbor's bitch gave birth to a puppy."

Meng Fei said, "Is it none of my business for your neighbor's bitch to have a puppy?"

The man in black said, "It's none of my business if you don't bring toilet paper?"

Meng Fei said, "Then what should I use to wipe my buttocks?"

The man in black said, "What do you use to wipe your buttocks? I have a way."

Meng Fei was happy for a while and quickly asked, "What's the way?"

The man in black said, "Cut off your PP."

Yes, if the PP is cut off, you don't need to poop. This is the same reason that it will never hurt if your head is cut off.

Meng Feige laughed. He said, "Very good."

The man in black said coldly, "What does it mean?"

Meng Fei said, "It means that you reminded me that after I wanted to use your toilet paper, I went out to find another toilet paper for you. Now I don't need such trouble."

The man in black asked, "You mean to cut off my PP?" You are an idiot."

Meng Fei said, "Then you should understand what I mean."

The man in black said coldly, "If you want to cut off my PP, it depends on whether your knife is fast enough!" Ha ha, under the world, except Zhang Haotian, no one can cut my Li Qiang's fart.

"Your name is Li Qiang?"

"Yes."

Meng Fei said, "My knife is not fast, but very fast!"

Boo suddenly stopped talking. Calm down.

The murderous atmosphere permeated the surroundings, covering the toilet, the flying flies were shot down by the murderous gas, and the squirming maggots were killed by the murderous gas.

Li Qiang still didn't understand what was going on. The knife in Meng Fei's hand had roared out and flew straight to the man in black in front of him.

Li Qiang also wants to cut Meng Fei with a knife. But after all, it was too late, because Meng Fei didn't give him a chance to get the knife out of the sheath at all.

Blood splashed everywhere and sprayed on the wall of the toilet.

Li Qiang stood still and said, "Who taught you this knife trick? Do you know that this knife is called whirlwind chopping? Is Zhang Haotian the only one who can do it all over the world?

Meng Fei said, "I'm sorry, I don't know Zhang Haotian. I learned it myself."

Li Qiang's tears fell down. "I've heard that I've heard that if the knife is fast, the blood spewed out of the wound like the wind. It's very nice. Unexpectedly, the first time I heard it was the blood that was cut off by my own PP."

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When he came out of the toilet, Meng Fei stretched out and felt comfortable and anxious. It felt really good to poop.

He didn't pay attention to the old man next to the toilet and left.

Li Qiang screamed from the toilet: "Catch the thief--, someone grabbed the butt paper--, headquarters, headquarters, call the headquarters, my butt wipe paper was robbed by a little boy, and my fart was also cut. Ask for help, ask for help."

The big man and Jiang Wen arrived half an hour later.

When he arrived, Li Qiang had fallen on the floor of the toilet, howling all the time, and the ground was full of blood.

Jiang Wen and the big man were shocked: "Brother Yiqiang, what's wrong with you?"

Li Qiang grinned and said, "I'm unlucky today. I can't have time to take a shit. The public security in H city is getting worse and worse. Some people also robbed the butt wipe paper.

The big man said, "No, who dares to rob your brother Qiang's butt wipe paper? That's enough to live. Who is so bold? I useless him!"

Li Qiang said, "Chase me, Zhang Haotian. That person must be Zhang Haotian. The knife he just cut me just used nine heavens and ten earths. The Bodhisattva shook his head and was afraid, and the golden light whirlwind cut.

I've only seen Zhang Haotian use it alone. That's Zhang Haotian's unique stunt. Our boss, chase it!"

Jiang Wen and the big man rushed out of the toilet with an arrow step, and there was no trace of Meng Fei outside.

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